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@extremelyBizarre

i don't really have anything to put in a bio right now. do people even read these things? :B

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all the humans liked that one, while all the trolls didn't. that's really funny. :B

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i just realized a "bucket list" is way different for trolls than it is for humans. #suggestive

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i want to wear a dress

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DOES YOUR KARKAT HAVE TITTIES?

uh. what?

EXACTLY. DO I HAVE TITTIES?

my karkat is dead. :B

BEFORE THAT, DIPSHIT.

i think he had, like. pecs?

DO I HAVE PECS?

i don't know. you don't look that buff.

DO I HAVE TITS?

yeah, why? i'm really confused about this conversation!

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i'm fuckinf shaking i drank too much caffiwne.

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ouch.

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i think im autistic.

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Many such cases.💚

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You're on Chittr.ing. You are, in fact, autistic.

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hmm…

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is this an official diagnosis? i have no way of actually getting professionally diagnosed.

If you have no way of getting actually diagnosed: yes. It can be an official diagnosis. You have autism.

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wow. okay, thanks!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i'm also seeing the little floaty white things again.

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uuurgh my back hurts and i can't crack it...

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yeah

yeah. :(

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#pining.

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whatever, i'm doing one of the two. good night!

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what's the difference between pining and yearning?

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pining is when you never had it/don't have it yet. yearning could be either you never had it/don't have it yet or you had it but its not with you aniemore either temporarilie or forever

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also pining is alwaies romantic, yearning dont gotta be

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oooh. okay, thank you!

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no problem

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what are the downsides of eating a fuck ton of popcorn?

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TUMMY ACHE.

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i can handle tummy ache. what else?

JUST TUMMY ACHE.

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more popcorn it is!!

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um, anyways. i'm watching another movie!

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oh, what an asshole... #vagueposting

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ewwwwwww. #vagueposting

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don't wanna.

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i didn't know crying could make your glasses fog up.

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i miss when we were all still friends.

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i really wanna just lay and sleep some more.

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i feel really sick. ough.

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not sure if that's a great idea, john. also i think it's more emotional sickness :(

oh shit uh we can talk if you wanna

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i don't want to bother you, it's just grief and shit. i'm coping!

dude if i offer its not gonna be a bother but okay. grief sucks though, treat yourself to something yummy

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i'll try. hard to find anything yummy in this place, haha!

you still got alchemy stuff?

yeah, but it's all so flavorless! >:B

I got chu I got like the best code SJ93DS2K - cinnamon bun

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oh my god, thank you.

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Any time

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