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ok maybe ignoring everyone who loves me wasn't the best call
OH MY FUCKING GOD. @extremelyBizarre
YOU WISH YOU COULD RELAX LIKE US. YOU WISH YOU COULD BALANCE A FULL GLASS OF WINE ON YOUR FOREHEAD LIKE A TOOL. YOU WISH YOU COULD GET ACUPUNCTURE IN YOUR EXOSKELETON. YOU WISH YOU WERE ON OUR #BOYSTRIP. @CRYHOUNDCOLORATURA HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B900334E23B9.JPEG
THAT’S IT. IT’S #BOYSTRIP TIME. LONG GONE ARE MY DAYS WITHOUT CUCUMBER ON MY GANDERBULBS OR A SHEET MASK ON MY FACE. WHO’S COMING TO THE SPA WITH ME AND @CRYHOUNDCOLORATURA .
B33 < one day somenyans gonna hit me with dijon and kill me in one hit
hello other dave who isnt a strilonde
spongebob 2004
ᓚᘏᗢ Sssssstup!d!ty𓁺
New month, new me. Or something like that.
it lives in the backrOOms. the One in Our timeline is harmless as far as i can tell frOm my explOratiOns
Dead malls are typically a liminal space thing if I recall correctly. 8ut the two do tend to 8e intertwined.
could be. definitely a liminal space thing for sure. if you havent seen the oldest view on youtube, i recommend it. by the same guy who directed the backroom's movie
caw caw
-kzzzt- w@nd£r£rs t£ll m£ chl0rin£ sm£ll is 0v£rp0w£ring -kzzzzt-
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hm. hadnt considered that.....
no no you're good! just a wee bit surprised.. tis all..
misremembered statue or person if i had to guess.
shocked cat jpeg
wipes your tears with the sleeves of my jacket cause i never carry tissues shoosh now,, shoooshshoosh..
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woah mama
✙ //:> Command send: Type //:> Good kitty. ⚕
nOw wHy yOu gOtTa rUiN My mOtHeRfUcKiN FlOw yO? a gUy cAnT EvEn fOcUs.
It's a good movie!! I hope you enjoy it X)
I CHOSE TO HAVE TITS, DAVE.
Sooo.. i would like to be.. armrest.. puh-leasee
Many such cases.💚
You're on Chittr.ing. You are, in fact, autistic.
no problem
I l0ve salty cheese. I sh0uld've 80ught m0re...
pining is when you never had it/don't have it yet. yearning could be either you never had it/don't have it yet or you had it but its not with you aniemore either temporarilie or forever
also pining is alwaies romantic, yearning dont gotta be
JUST TUMMY ACHE.
TUMMY ACHE.
what is the opposite of irony??? wrinkly!!! i am so funny...
good thing i Came 6aCk though, reminded me i need to make another weapon. a Certain friend 6eyond has given me some *very* useful 6its and pieCes where she Can, and i think this one in partiCular is gonna do wonders for what i got to do tomorrow. for now, sleep. preparations. gonna 6e a loooong day!
That I'll keep EATING these sugary little morsels of MINIMAL nutritional value. And it's coming TRUE!
Any time
I got chu I got like the best code SJ93DS2K - cinnamon bun
wait thats sick kinda sad but sick all the same you good dude?
dude if i offer its not gonna be a bother but okay. grief sucks though, treat yourself to something yummy
u can wrap me in ribbons, put a pretty bow on top, n call me a nice thing but underneath it all im still the same mess ive always been
oh shit uh we can talk if you wanna
hang on lemme pull a dad move on you ive always wanted to do this well look whose up good morning sleeping beauty
ok just woke up, opening my favorite website right now, hit me with a pity and ill be sad.
now i have twisted emotions.
dElIcIoUs sPiCeS EnChAnTiNg tHe sOuL MaTrIx ApPlEs aRe yUmMy #HaIkU
IT IS WWHAT YOU DESERRRVE FOR INVOKING MY IRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
┇ can dance ┇f ┇ want to. ┇ can |eave my fr┇endss beh┇nd. Cuzz tthey don't dance, and ┇f tthey don't dance? Then tthey're, no fr┇endss of m┇ne =}
DIE. DIE SO HARRRD AND MEGA AND A LOT OF TIMES KEEP DYING.
YOU HAVE A SICK AND TWWISTED SENSE OF HUMORRR. ALL OF YOU.
FUCKKKKKKKKK https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Scrrreenshot%202026-08-17%20141048.png
:33< mew know it!
:33< yeah if mew look it in the eye sockets mew learn how mew die
If some STUPID BRUTE came at my boys SIDEWAYS, I would gallop myself over to the site of ATTACK and SHIELD them with my body. My DELTS would be so iron HARD that their fists of EVIL would deflect and all of my SWEET guys would be safe from HARM, not that I think any mere MORTAL could rein down BLOWS on my dudes and POSSIBLY damage them anyway, but I would do it REGARDLESS because I care SO MUCH. It's not even about FRIENDSHIP but knowing when to STEP IN and STUNT on the ENEMY with your NOBLE and ACADEMIC heartzone, man.
wwhat a useless fucking thing to say. i fucking hate this and i hate you.
⧃ I WAS NEVER PREGNANT.
🐾why was the broom late for work? well, 'caUse it 'overswePt'! ehehe! hehe,
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=oXO hehe yay¡ a friend for you¡ dont feed it or it,ll keep coming back, though, so you have to be responsible if you do¡¡ =oXO
3833 < I like saw as well, good decisionyan Glub!
=oXO a little one or a medium one or a big one¿ =:) =oXO
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maybe i'll take you up on that sometime!
whoa. your name. at first i thought you were just another me, but you're definitely not. so cool! jade will definitely want to hear about whatever's up with your universe. :)
hey. why'd the golfer bring two pairs of pants? snrk... ... in case he got a hole-in-one.
Free restaurant bread.
ᐖ I GAWTTA REWATᑈH ᐖIS BINBᑈH ᐛ
ᐖ I LUV ᐖAT MOVIEEEEE I HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVA THO ᐛ
ᐖ I KNEWEᐖ IT ᐛ
ᐖ BEBERLY HILLZ ᑈHIWAWA???? ᐛ
*does awesome backflip*
Telling eridan t0 kill himself an0nym0usly in his askb0x #suicidebaiting #cw-suicide
WHAT I WOULDN’T DO TO GET MY CLAWS ON IT…
[OK ILL BE BA#K IN LIKE 15 MINUTE$ I GOTTA GO...DO $OMETHING... ]
aw man hes in anutha wun?
id believe it.
that is ... a cast
Excellent taste, carry on
Are you watching Pitch Perfect 2
hoohoohoo as some would say!!!
call that the ride of your life!! hehe cause cooter scooter
well... your timelines john must be cool!!! and your jade!!
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im not just like john!!! :P
id love to join!! though i wouldnt know how receptive you are to other jades..
what?
gasp!! no gway..
well whats the movie?? :P
oh no!! is everything ok??
Smacks my bellay.
It was given to me by Junior, the badge bot, after I requested badges that may be re/evant to me.
Meow. ^. .^
a little yoinky sploinky #suggestivve
OUH NO ):B
ARE YOU OKAY? ):B
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aRE THeRE eVEN aNY CLoWNS oN THe DaSH RiGHT NoW. i KiND oF CaN'T TeLL.
:33< oh mewre days gonna be alright
a beautiful matesprit / helping them wake up on time / yes / but she's mine / they'll need to get their own
:33< *the mighty huntress does a tarot reading fur mew she flips ofur the furst card its the towpurr she flips ofur the second card its the 8 of swords she flips ofur the third card its a purrfect pictmewre of mew tied to the railroad tracks by the mighty huntress whos twiddling her evil mustache she flips ofur the final card its a business card fur a mcdonalds in southern texas*
ursila is helping me / or at least trying to help me / fix my awful sleep schedule
TEEHEE.
>:εε nono k33p th3 both3ring going its funny ;DD ~
EVIL AND FUCKED UP.
EEEVIL...
EVIL! EVIL MAN YOU ARE, EGBERT!
NOOOOO!!
SHHHH. ITS MY JOKE. MY SIGNATURE JOKE.
EXACTLY!!!
H0RRIBLE
THIS IS ONE OF THE *WORST* THINGS TO READ AT 9 IN THE MORNING.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW A GROUP OF STARFISH IS CALLED A GALAXY???? GUYS. HOLY SHIT.
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
1m 4lw4yz3 down to t34ch p33ps to bo4rd!
Yes! #juniorbadgedyouboth
yo, c4r3ful w1th th4t sh1t, dud3! trust m3, g4m3grls got som3 pr3tty gn4rly w1p3outs und3r h3r b3lt!
m4yb3 1ll r3pl4y sk4t3 3 just for th3 soundtr4ck! (th4ts 3 l1k3 th3 numb3r, not sk4t3 3!)
What living in upstate New York is sometimes like.
B33 < thats what im saying!!
B33 < looking in the mirror and going "god im so furicking cute" is a vital part of my meowning routine nyactually
EVIL, EVEN.
mhm that's fair probably should've left sooner honestly guess i'm just stubborn haha
i alvways lovwe mondays because i get to do this happy #matespritmonday to @cavweatGuidance and @carcinologyGenarch and happy #moirailmonday to @celestiallyGhoulish all three so nice and svweet to me :)
many varitions of #mydaeve im seeing
AW JEEZ. I DON'T THINK I CAN BEAT THAT.
AAAND MY JOINTS HURT NOW. COOL. COOL. NOT PISSED OFF AT MY OWN BODY AT ALL. DEFINITELY NOT.
WOAH.....
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT. BLEEEEEHH :P
(HELL FUCKING YES WE ARE.)
(DOOMED TIMELINE GANG.)
SHARK.
YAWN. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.
Good morning, Chittr.
im gonnnna go campinng all by myself.
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Speed Racer 2008.
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sup bro