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Sooo.. i would like to be.. armrest.. puh-leasee

You're on Chittr.ing. You are, in fact, autistic.
no problem
I l0ve salty cheese. I sh0uld've 80ught m0re...
pining is when you never had it/don't have it yet. yearning could be either you never had it/don't have it yet or you had it but its not with you aniemore either temporarilie or forever
also pining is alwaies romantic, yearning dont gotta be

JUST TUMMY ACHE.

TUMMY ACHE.
what is the opposite of irony??? wrinkly!!! i am so funny...

good thing i Came 6aCk though, reminded me i need to make another weapon. a Certain friend 6eyond has given me some *very* useful 6its and pieCes where she Can, and i think this one in partiCular is gonna do wonders for what i got to do tomorrow. for now, sleep. preparations. gonna 6e a loooong day!
That I'll keep EATING these sugary little morsels of MINIMAL nutritional value. And it's coming TRUE!

wait thats sick kinda sad but sick all the same you good dude?

u can wrap me in ribbons, put a pretty bow on top, n call me a nice thing but underneath it all im still the same mess ive always been

hang on lemme pull a dad move on you ive always wanted to do this well look whose up good morning sleeping beauty

ok just woke up, opening my favorite website right now, hit me with a pity and ill be sad.

now i have twisted emotions.
IT IS WWHAT YOU DESERRRVE FOR INVOKING MY IRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

┇ can dance ┇f ┇ want to. ┇ can |eave my fr┇endss beh┇nd. Cuzz tthey don't dance, and ┇f tthey don't dance? Then tthey're, no fr┇endss of m┇ne =}
DIE. DIE SO HARRRD AND MEGA AND A LOT OF TIMES KEEP DYING.
YOU HAVE A SICK AND TWWISTED SENSE OF HUMORRR. ALL OF YOU.
FUCKKKKKKKKK https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Scrrreenshot%202026-08-17%20141048.png

:33< mew know it!

:33< yeah if mew look it in the eye sockets mew learn how mew die
If some STUPID BRUTE came at my boys SIDEWAYS, I would gallop myself over to the site of ATTACK and SHIELD them with my body. My DELTS would be so iron HARD that their fists of EVIL would deflect and all of my SWEET guys would be safe from HARM, not that I think any mere MORTAL could rein down BLOWS on my dudes and POSSIBLY damage them anyway, but I would do it REGARDLESS because I care SO MUCH. It's not even about FRIENDSHIP but knowing when to STEP IN and STUNT on the ENEMY with your NOBLE and ACADEMIC heartzone, man.
wwhat a useless fucking thing to say. i fucking hate this and i hate you.

⧃ I WAS NEVER PREGNANT.
🐾why was the broom late for work? well, 'caUse it 'overswePt'! ehehe! hehe,
Join my friend among us! I'm there and wi𖧧𖧧 support you a𖧧𖧧 :D PZNTQG ༄

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3833 < I like saw as well, good decisionyan Glub!
maybe i'll take you up on that sometime!
whoa. your name. at first i thought you were just another me, but you're definitely not. so cool! jade will definitely want to hear about whatever's up with your universe. :)
hey. why'd the golfer bring two pairs of pants? snrk... ... in case he got a hole-in-one.

Free restaurant bread.
ᐖ I GAWTTA REWATᑈH ᐖIS BINBᑈH ᐛ
ᐖ I LUV ᐖAT MOVIEEEEE I HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVA THO ᐛ
ᐖ I KNEWEᐖ IT ᐛ
ᐖ BEBERLY HILLZ ᑈHIWAWA???? ᐛ

WHY AM I WITNESSING A MOIRAIL PROPOSAL IN MY COMMENT SECTION SO CUTE, SO CUTE.
I panic when I see someone I'm NOT fo𖧧𖧧owing and shove them in my pocket because I HAVE TO FO𖧧𖧧OW EVERYONE EVER. ༄

*does awesome backflip*

WHAT I WOULDN’T DO TO GET MY CLAWS ON IT…

[OK ILL BE BA#K IN LIKE 15 MINUTE$ I GOTTA GO...DO $OMETHING... ]

id believe it.

that is ... a cast

Excellent taste, carry on

Are you watching Pitch Perfect 2

hoohoohoo as some would say!!!

call that the ride of your life!! hehe cause cooter scooter

well... your timelines john must be cool!!! and your jade!!
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im not just like john!!! :P

id love to join!! though i wouldnt know how receptive you are to other jades..

what?

gasp!! no gway..

well whats the movie?? :P

oh no!! is everything ok??

Smacks my bellay.

It was given to me by Junior, the badge bot, after I requested badges that may be re/evant to me.

Meow. ^. .^

OUH NO ):B

ARE YOU OKAY? ):B
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:33< oh mewre days gonna be alright

a beautiful matesprit / helping them wake up on time / yes / but she's mine / they'll need to get their own

:33< *the mighty huntress does a tarot reading fur mew she flips ofur the furst card its the towpurr she flips ofur the second card its the 8 of swords she flips ofur the third card its a purrfect pictmewre of mew tied to the railroad tracks by the mighty huntress whos twiddling her evil mustache she flips ofur the final card its a business card fur a mcdonalds in southern texas*

ursila is helping me / or at least trying to help me / fix my awful sleep schedule

TEEHEE.

>:εε nono k33p th3 both3ring going its funny ;DD ~

EVIL AND FUCKED UP.

EEEVIL...

EVIL! EVIL MAN YOU ARE, EGBERT!

NOOOOO!!

SHHHH. ITS MY JOKE. MY SIGNATURE JOKE.

EXACTLY!!!

THIS IS ONE OF THE *WORST* THINGS TO READ AT 9 IN THE MORNING.

DID YOU GUYS KNOW A GROUP OF STARFISH IS CALLED A GALAXY???? GUYS. HOLY SHIT.
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
Yes! #juniorbadgedyouboth

What living in upstate New York is sometimes like.

B33 < thats what im saying!!

B33 < looking in the mirror and going "god im so furicking cute" is a vital part of my meowning routine nyactually

EVIL, EVEN.

mhm that's fair probably should've left sooner honestly guess i'm just stubborn haha

i alvways lovwe mondays because i get to do this happy #matespritmonday to @cavweatGuidance and @carcinologyGenarch and happy #moirailmonday to @celestiallyGhoulish all three so nice and svweet to me :)

many varitions of #mydaeve im seeing

AW JEEZ. I DON'T THINK I CAN BEAT THAT.

AAAND MY JOINTS HURT NOW. COOL. COOL. NOT PISSED OFF AT MY OWN BODY AT ALL. DEFINITELY NOT.

WOAH.....

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT. BLEEEEEHH :P

(HELL FUCKING YES WE ARE.)

(DOOMED TIMELINE GANG.)

SHARK.

YAWN. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

Good morning, Chittr.

im gonnnna go campinng all by myself.

Speed Racer 2008.
So? You can always just record !t and watch whatever parts you m!ss

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