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Surprise, bitch.

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You already know who I am. But nonetheless, I will still bless you with an introduction. My name is DIRK STRIDER. I am the PRINCE OF HEART, and the coolest one out there. I am an introject of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside our host and narrator, Kar. I will be the one pulling the strings of this account, however. No one else is to touch this account in the system other than myself. I somewhat follow the line that is canon. And yes. I am narratively aware. However, if there is something you would prefer I do not bring up in-character, please, don't be afraid to let me know. I don't bite. I won't be harsh about boundaries. Though bodily we are 19, I am internally 27. I use He/They/It pronouns. Don't be afraid to reach out for anything. Whether you just wish to say hello, or discuss plots, I will welcome you to chat with me. Account warnings may include but are not limited to: #nsfw #substance And anything else I may tag my posts with. That is all. It is wonderful to meet you all.

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Fuck. Yes.

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Thank fuck.

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Oh goddamnit.

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DO YOU NEED HELP WITH THAT?

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I got it.

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My side hurts. Someone kill me. {r} #violence ? {r}

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If you saw me mess up my secret tag, no you did not.

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I will not be participating in #hornyposting but thanks for asking. I may be lying but you'll never know. {r} #nsfw {r}

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Oh, yes, before I forget. @imJunior Junior, could I obtain the Verified, One Dirk of Many, Sword Saint, and honse badges, if you have any to spare? Thank you in advance. \></

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Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings

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Much appreciated. \></

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\ n >< n / #juniorishappytohelp #goodluckwith #uh #allofthat

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Pretend I just said something really problematic.

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oh howv DARE you!

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I know, I know, I should be ashamed of myself.

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\ o >< o /;;;

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Good afternoon.

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"Get a load of this guy." What do you think I'm trying to do? #suggestive

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Good evening.

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are you larping gurren lagann

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..What.

because theres no way your fit is a coincidence

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youre very obviously in kamina cosplay

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It's my modified Prince of Heart garbs.

https://file.garden/akxltoejq0h5sZpi/dfsfsd.jpg

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...Oh shit.

no dont worry hes tuff though

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Once again, I live.

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🜏 damn β™±haβ™±s 2 bad β™…

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Might fuck around. Might kin a motherfucker. Which one of you is it gonna be.

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Cβ˜…n you kin β˜…nother Dirk so it's less confusing?

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You know who else kins a motherfucker

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Maybe. Maybe not.

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You. Come closer.

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I do not associate myself with that guy.

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Congratulations, you said the correct thing in response to the situation.

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YOU SHOULD. HE IS TRULY THE ULTIMATE.

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Hmm. Nah.

Seein' him has been a little upsetting if I'm bein' honest. Hate thinking about myself bein' somewhere in there.

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Another me I know was saying that same thing.

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Ew.

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I told that little red fucker to stay off my account. And he snoops anyways. How do I kill another headmate.

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I've been here.

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Yes. I have.

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Siiix ooooone.

Full of mozzarella.

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https://forms.gle/ksg5mNUUt84xT7Yq9 A reminder on this fine afternoon that you can ask me anything.

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Why would I ever be evil. Me? Never.

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