Strider.
@telegnosisTestified
Surprise, bitch.
You already know who I am. But nonetheless, I will still bless you with an introduction. My name is DIRK STRIDER. I am the PRINCE OF HEART, and the coolest one out there. I am an introject of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside our host and narrator, Kar. I will be the one pulling the strings of this account, however. No one else is to touch this account in the system other than myself. I somewhat follow the line that is canon. And yes. I am narratively aware. However, if there is something you would prefer I do not bring up in-character, please, don't be afraid to let me know. I don't bite. I won't be harsh about boundaries. Though bodily we are 19, I am internally 27. I use He/They/It pronouns. Don't be afraid to reach out for anything. Whether you just wish to say hello, or discuss plots, I will welcome you to chat with me. Account warnings may include but are not limited to: #nsfw #substance And anything else I may tag my posts with. That is all. It is wonderful to meet you all.
🜏 damn ♱ha♱s 2 bad ♅
Might fuck around. Might kin a motherfucker. Which one of you is it gonna be.
C★n you kin ★nother Dirk so it's less confusing?
↜₍ò^ó₎Ψ < I dont know what "kinning" is, but I volunteer for any and all experimentation this "kinning" will entail!
You Should Kin Shy Dirk. #positive
like... real people... or?
what the FAAAAAAODSAGUHIJDSUIGHJSDOGLKJNSDGLKJNGSm̶̢̙͓͉͈̯̪͈͓̉̾̊̏̾͌͂̈́͊̕͜ÿ̴̡̨̡̡͔̠͖͓͕̱͇̻͈̙́̇̈̽ ̴̧̱̬͚̼̺̩̒͛̓̌̊͛̆̈́̔̿̎͑̍͋͜͝s̴̤̯͔͒͊̉̀̄̈̇̓͑̅͗̀̈́̆͌͝͝o̵̡̢͖̠̞̲̝̫͕͇̻͓̪̱͓͔͇̓͑͋͑͗̈̈͒̈̚u̵̡̻͓̩̙͕̳͒̎̈́́͌̈́̋̏̃̈́̋͑̈̂̓̿̕l̸̰͈̟̅̃͛̽̓͐͑̈́̾̇͊͆̿̅̈́͝ ̸̨̨̛̠̹̘̤̣̟̞̯̗̼̞̬̀̏̋̏̔̈́̔͂͋͝i̶̡̛̦̩̦̱̻͕̙̅̆͌͊̎̈́̌͛͘s̷̛̛̞̥͈̗͙͋̀̇̈̏̆̄̾̓̑̒̀͘͠ ̵̡̛͔̠̱͕̬̻̺͖̩͍̮̳͆̈͒̍̾́͌͂̆͘̕̕͘͝b̶̡̨̪̫̯͍̪̫̝͚̣͍̘͇͒̓̓̈̀́̄̽̽̔̄̎̕͝͝ͅe̸̡̢̥̞̯̋̽̎̆͒į̶̡̰̝̖͖͍͚͚̖̺̠̗͈̩̅̇̚͜ň̵̡̞̜͔̯̗͉̃̈g̶̢̭͚̤̠̀̅̋̈͊͑̒̉͊͗̈̽͒̌̕͜ ̴͈͎̭̥̠̀̀̀̉͋͛̈́̈́̓̀̚̕ŗ̴͎̮͓̘̘͉͇̲̞͇̖̓̇͗͊͜ì̶̗̂̒͋͊p̷̧̭̼͕̮̬̣͓͕̖̣̭̱̭̫͉̉͋̒͐̕p̷̼̞͖͔̔́͗ḝ̷̖̙̙͔͎͔͖̾̔͒̆͂͂̅́̅͗ḏ̸͎͕̍̄̓̐̃̾̃̆̃͐̽̕͠͝ ̵̻̹̫́́͑̆͝ͅf̸̯̝̮̺͂̄̀̓̄͜͜r̸̡͚̹̝͔̪͕͒͠͠o̸̢̝͕̳̙̽̾̽͌̉͒ḿ̴̡̬̥͔͈̤̠̙̫͜ ̴̧̲͍̻̳͈̘̩̥͔̳̘̹̗̠̫͖̒͛̄̌̏̌̏̀͗͌̂͛̾̍͠m̷̧̨̞̫̟̝̱͓͚̠̥͙͉̰͕̥̓͂̉̒͋̈̒͛͗̉͝͠ẙ̴̢̡͎͖̫̭͉̦͚̪̰͎̈̓̈̒͌͌̔ͅ ̸̡̦̯̻͈̟͗͊b̶̨̢̛̖̎͒͒̅̉͛́̍̈͌͂̚̚ö̵̧̢̜̳̥͈̹̦̬̟̯̼́͛̿͛̾d̶͕͉͔̳̣͕̹̹̩̂y̴̭̝͓͍͍̹̼̪͖͑̽̋̆̑̋̎̍͋̔͋̚ ̵̨̗͉͔̲̲̎̋̾͝ọ̴͉͍̰̩̖͓̪̼̳͉͙̊̀̀̓̉̃͋͘͠͝ḧ̸̲́̋̃͆̅̿͛̈́̾͐̊̈͂̊ ̸̪̹̩̐̾ͅg̵͓̘̱̖͊͒̔̔͊͛̏̀͒̌̇͒́̈́̏̄͜͠o̴̢̨̨̡̡̼̗̬̹̰̥̾́̈́̒̎͋̆͌̽͒̃̚͝d̵̨̢̡̛̟͕͔͎͇̤͈̗̞̳͊̓͐̀̿͛͆͌̔̐͛̚̕͘͝ͅ ̸̪͔̙͍̲̳̠̪̜̞̫̤̈́̈̓̉͛̊̾̇̔̊̉̓̚͠ǫ̵̺̱͇̤̩͍͔̱̙͇͕͉͆͗͆͝h̴̤̬̉̉̉͑̑̔̈͗̍̚̕͝ ̸͈̭̠͆̂́̍̎̃̈́̀̈́̃̔͂̄͋̕͠f̴̧̰͓̼͇̪̪̰̝͎͍̜̲̆̔ų̴̛̠̙̱̱͍̟̦͆̈́͑́̊̎̈́͜͠ç̵̞̩̤̙͚̞͓̌̄̿̃k̶͎̥̪̥͈̱͈͎͎̗̇͒͒̌ ̸̢̨̢͍͎̪͈͈̺̳̫͍̳̔̄̉͊̿̈̔̽̿̿̎̍̌͠͝ị̶̡̧͈̯̲̬͚͐̀̑̋̏̏t̶͙̯̳̼͚͚͕̰̟̥̦͍͚̅͛̿̊̿͑́͌͑̀̀͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̷̧̨̙̰͕̗̼͔̪̻͈̥͕̱͉̖̈́̊͊͊̍̕͠ͅh̷̠̘̩͍̯̤͖̰̖̞̩̮̋̌̾̾̓̈́͋ͅu̸͕̣̰͙̘͒́̓r̴̡͇̤͚͚̙͚̩̲̈́͂͗̀͐͗̈́͂̀̌̓́́̇̉͠͝t̶̰̜̭̍̌͐̈́͛̈́̇͂͆͒͠s̶̨̖͓̞̫͙͉̖̥̼̼̺͍̑͆̽͊̀̂͒̐̚͘̕͘͝ͅͅm̶̢̙͓͉͈̯̪͈͓̉̾̊̏̾͌͂̈́͊̕͜ÿ̴̡̨̡̡͔̠͖͓͕̱͇̻͈̙́̇̈̽ ̴̧̱̬͚̼̺̩̒͛̓̌̊͛̆̈́̔̿̎͑̍͋͜͝s̴̤̯͔͒͊̉̀̄̈̇̓͑̅͗̀̈́̆͌͝͝o̵̡̢͖̠̞̲̝̫͕͇̻͓̪̱͓͔͇̓͑͋͑͗̈̈͒̈̚u̵̡̻͓̩̙͕̳͒̎̈́́͌̈́̋̏̃̈́̋͑̈̂̓̿̕l̸̰͈̟̅̃͛̽̓͐͑̈́̾̇͊͆̿̅̈́͝ ̸̨̨̛̠̹̘̤̣̟̞̯̗̼̞̬̀̏̋̏̔̈́̔͂͋͝i̶̡̛̦̩̦̱̻͕̙̅̆͌͊̎̈́̌͛͘s̷̛̛̞̥͈̗͙͋̀̇̈̏̆̄̾̓̑̒̀͘͠ ̵̡̛͔̠̱͕̬̻̺͖̩͍̮̳͆̈͒̍̾́͌͂̆͘̕̕͘͝b̶̡̨̪̫̯͍̪̫̝͚̣͍̘͇͒̓̓̈̀́̄̽̽̔̄̎̕͝͝ͅe̸̡̢̥̞̯̋̽̎̆͒į̶̡̰̝̖͖͍͚͚̖̺̠̗͈̩̅̇̚͜ň̵̡̞̜͔̯̗͉̃̈g̶̢̭͚̤̠̀̅̋̈͊͑̒̉͊͗̈̽͒̌̕͜ ̴͈͎̭̥̠̀̀̀̉͋͛̈́̈́̓̀̚̕ŗ̴͎̮͓̘̘͉͇̲̞͇̖̓̇͗͊͜ì̶̗̂̒͋͊p̷̧̭̼͕̮̬̣͓͕̖̣̭̱̭̫͉̉͋̒͐̕p̷̼̞͖͔̔́͗ḝ̷̖̙̙͔͎͔͖̾̔͒̆͂͂̅́̅͗ḏ̸͎͕̍̄̓̐̃̾̃̆̃͐̽̕͠͝ ̵̻̹̫́́͑̆͝ͅf̸̯̝̮̺͂̄̀̓̄͜͜r̸̡͚̹̝͔̪͕͒͠͠o̸̢̝͕̳̙̽̾̽͌̉͒ḿ̴̡̬̥͔͈̤̠̙̫͜ ̴̧̲͍̻̳͈̘̩̥͔̳̘̹̗̠̫͖̒͛̄̌̏̌̏̀͗͌̂͛̾̍͠m̷̧̨̞̫̟̝̱͓͚̠̥͙͉̰͕̥̓͂̉̒͋̈̒͛͗̉͝͠ẙ̴̢̡͎͖̫̭͉̦͚̪̰͎̈̓̈̒͌͌̔ͅ ̸̡̦̯̻͈̟͗͊b̶̨̢̛̖̎͒͒̅̉͛́̍̈͌͂̚̚ö̵̧̢̜̳̥͈̹̦̬̟̯̼́͛̿͛̾d̶͕͉͔̳̣͕̹̹̩̂y̴̭̝͓͍͍̹̼̪͖͑̽̋̆̑̋̎̍͋̔͋̚ ̵̨̗͉͔̲̲̎̋̾͝ọ̴͉͍̰̩̖͓̪̼̳͉͙̊̀̀̓̉̃͋͘͠͝ḧ̸̲́̋̃͆̅̿͛̈́̾͐̊̈͂̊ ̸̪̹̩̐̾ͅg̵͓̘̱̖͊͒̔̔͊͛̏̀͒̌̇͒́̈́̏̄͜͠o̴̢̨̨̡̡̼̗̬̹̰̥̾́̈́̒̎͋̆͌̽͒̃̚͝d̵̨̢̡̛̟͕͔͎͇̤͈̗̞̳͊̓͐̀̿͛͆͌̔̐͛̚̕͘͝ͅ ̸̪͔̙͍̲̳̠̪̜̞̫̤̈́̈̓̉͛̊̾̇̔̊̉̓̚͠ǫ̵̺̱͇̤̩͍͔̱̙͇͕͉͆͗͆͝h̴̤̬̉̉̉͑̑̔̈͗̍̚̕͝ ̸͈̭̠͆̂́̍̎̃̈́̀̈́̃̔͂̄͋̕͠f̴̧̰͓̼͇̪̪̰̝͎͍̜̲̆̔ų̴̛̠̙̱̱͍̟̦͆̈́͑́̊̎̈́͜͠ç̵̞̩̤̙͚̞͓̌̄̿̃k̶͎̥̪̥͈̱͈͎͎̗̇͒͒̌ ̸̢̨̢͍͎̪͈͈̺̳̫͍̳̔̄̉͊̿̈̔̽̿̿̎̍̌͠͝ị̶̡̧͈̯̲̬͚͐̀̑̋̏̏t̶͙̯̳̼͚͚͕̰̟̥̦͍͚̅͛̿̊̿͑́͌͑̀̀͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅ ̷̧̨̙̰͕̗̼͔̪̻͈̥͕̱͉̖̈́̊͊͊̍̕͠ͅh̷̠̘̩͍̯̤͖̰̖̞̩̮̋̌̾̾̓̈́͋ͅu̸͕̣̰͙̘͒́̓r̴̡͇̤͚͚̙͚̩̲̈́͂͗̀͐͗̈́͂̀̌̓́́̇̉͠͝t̶̰̜̭̍̌͐̈́͛̈́̇͂͆͒͠s̶̨̖͓̞̫͙͉̖̥̼̼̺͍̑͆̽͊̀̂͒̐̚͘̕͘͝ͅͅ
I do not associate myself with that guy.
Congratulations, you said the correct thing in response to the situation.
YOU SHOULD. HE IS TRULY THE ULTIMATE.
Seein' him has been a little upsetting if I'm bein' honest. Hate thinking about myself bein' somewhere in there.
Love you too, man.
I told that little red fucker to stay off my account. And he snoops anyways. How do I kill another headmate.
Full of mozzarella.
[ >FUCK MINE ENTIRE MYSTICAL LIFE I WISHETH THAT WERE ME_ ]
https://forms.gle/ksg5mNUUt84xT7Yq9 A reminder on this fine afternoon that you can ask me anything.
Why would I ever be evil. Me? Never.
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Anonymous asked me, "Stop making homestuck." I answer with, "That is not a question. I'm afraid I can't do that." Ask me anything. https://forms.gle/z6fbjrPVabJMcu7H6
Anonymous sent in a question. They asked me, "DO YOU FIND YOURSELF HOPELESSLY ATTRACTED TOWARDS MY BEAUTIFUL FIGURE." I answer with, "Okay, Vantas. No further comment." Ask me anything. https://forms.gle/z6fbjrPVabJMcu7H6
https://forms.gle/zLuEtN1RRrHwKxdG9 Go wild.
Unfortunately for everyone, I am not dead.
Get a load of this guy.
thought of was in for a second and thought a dirk was being based turns out its another loser #nsfw
Once again, I return to the land of the living.
There. I fixed the wording of my introduction. Are you all happy now?
You already know who I am. But nonetheless, I will still bless you with an introduction. My name is DIRK STRIDER. I am the PRINCE OF HEART, and the coolest one out there. I am an introject of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside our host and narrator, Kar. I will be the one pulling the strings of this account, however. No one else is to touch this account in the system other than myself. I somewhat follow the line that is canon. And yes. I am narratively aware. However, if there is something you would prefer I do not bring up in-character, please, don't be afraid to let me know. I don't bite. I won't be harsh about boundaries. Though bodily we are 19, I am internally 27. I use He/They/It pronouns. Don't be afraid to reach out for anything. Whether you just wish to say hello, or discuss plots, I will welcome you to chat with me. Account warnings may include but are not limited to: #nsfw #substance And anything else I may tag my posts with. That is all. It is wonderful to meet you all.
￣\ ok so you didn't spare us shit you did the introduction /￣
