
Strider.
@telegnosisTestified
Surprise, bitch.
You already know who I am. But nonetheless, I will still bless you with an introduction. My name is DIRK STRIDER. I am the PRINCE OF HEART, and the coolest one out there. I am an introject of the EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM, alongside our host and narrator, Kar. I will be the one pulling the strings of this account, however. No one else is to touch this account in the system other than myself. I somewhat follow the line that is canon. And yes. I am narratively aware. However, if there is something you would prefer I do not bring up in-character, please, don't be afraid to let me know. I don't bite. I won't be harsh about boundaries. Though bodily we are 19, I am internally 27. I use He/They/It pronouns. Don't be afraid to reach out for anything. Whether you just wish to say hello, or discuss plots, I will welcome you to chat with me. Account warnings may include but are not limited to: #nsfw #substance And anything else I may tag my posts with. That is all. It is wonderful to meet you all.
Fuck. Yes.
Thank fuck.
Oh goddamnit.
My side hurts. Someone kill me. {r} #violence ? {r}
If you saw me mess up my secret tag, no you did not.
I will not be participating in #hornyposting but thanks for asking. I may be lying but you'll never know. {r} #nsfw {r}
Oh, yes, before I forget. @imJunior Junior, could I obtain the Verified, One Dirk of Many, Sword Saint, and honse badges, if you have any to spare? Thank you in advance. \></
Pretend I just said something really problematic.
Good afternoon.
"Get a load of this guy." What do you think I'm trying to do? #suggestive
Good evening.
Once again, I live.
Might fuck around. Might kin a motherfucker. Which one of you is it gonna be.
I do not associate myself with that guy.
I told that little red fucker to stay off my account. And he snoops anyways. How do I kill another headmate.
Siiix ooooone.
Full of mozzarella.
https://forms.gle/ksg5mNUUt84xT7Yq9 A reminder on this fine afternoon that you can ask me anything.
Why would I ever be evil. Me? Never.












