Dirk Crocker
@tenaciousTimer
No longer affiliated with Crockercorp. Prince of Life. He/him. (Ooc note: this Dirk still turned into a version of Ult. Dirk😅.. also dms r open.. I GUESS..)
(( I really don't wanna write a big thing for Dirk Crocker rn, so.. for a short intro! This Dirk is from a swap AU.. if you couldn't already tell that. You would assume they swap personalities, but. Not really. Dirk used to be the heir to Crockercorp, but on Earth-C, (I'm going off of Homestuck: Beyond Canon for him on this account.) The Candy timeline version of him transferred ownership to Jane Strider. Jane still takes her place as the president of Earth-C and the CEO of Crockercorp, but the Candy timeline Dirk offed himself. This version is the Meat timeline, so.. yes. A version of Ult. Dirk. This version, being a Crocker, is a bit nicer and believes he is a necessary evil. The characters of this swap are mostly in the Candy timeline. Character list of the AU (If they have both timelines (and aren't dead) they will likely not have an account): Dirk Crocker [Candy(dead), Meat] Dave Egbert [Candy/Meat (dead)] Jane Strider @greatestGummedshoe (Candy) John Strider (Candy/Meat) (Johnbot will possibly have an account.) Jake Lalonde [Candy (?)] Jade Lalonde/Jadebot (Meat) Roxy English (Candy) Rose Harley (Candy/Meat) #cw-suicide
(( I need people to hate my Dirk😭😭 I have nothing to do on here😭😭😭😭😭
Grr get off the stage dirk😡😡🍅🍅🍅 ))
I'M SORRY I'M SORRY AHHH!!!!!!))
(( wow you're so horrible dirk i hate you ))
yeah oh I'm soo evil I'm eooooooooo evillll hate me more))
Haters call me gay. #Iambutlabelsarestupid.
Labels are useful.
Labels are unnecessary.
"Unnecessary" is a label.
Touché.
When you get called a know-it-all but you actually do know it all.
Should I dress up as Dr. Frank N Furter and post it? #RockyHorrorPictureShow
What kind of fool do you take me for? They're Rose, THEY'RE Rose, YOU'RE ROSE? IIIII'M ROSE! ARE THERE ANY OTHER ROSE'S I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? #reference
I scroll down and see cryptic message after cryptic message. There is no purpose behind this.
(( I really don't wanna write a big thing for Dirk Crocker rn, so.. for a short intro! This Dirk is from a swap AU.. if you couldn't already tell that. You would assume they swap personalities, but. Not really. Dirk used to be the heir to Crockercorp, but on Earth-C, (I'm going off of Homestuck: Beyond Canon for him on this account.) The Candy timeline version of him transferred ownership to Jane Strider. Jane still takes her place as the president of Earth-C and the CEO of Crockercorp, but the Candy timeline Dirk offed himself. This version is the Meat timeline, so.. yes. A version of Ult. Dirk. This version, being a Crocker, is a bit nicer and believes he is a necessary evil. The characters of this swap are mostly in the Candy timeline. Character list of the AU (If they have both timelines (and aren't dead) they will likely not have an account): Dirk Crocker [Candy(dead), Meat] Dave Egbert [Candy/Meat (dead)] Jane Strider @greatestGummedshoe (Candy) John Strider (Candy/Meat) (Johnbot will possibly have an account.) Jake Lalonde [Candy (?)] Jade Lalonde/Jadebot (Meat) Roxy English (Candy) Rose Harley (Candy/Meat) #cw-suicide
I'm in charge of Dirk, Jane, Dave, and John. Any other accounts related to this are managed by someone I know !! :) I may get permission to play Jadebot, thought, because that'd be fun as hell
I honestly wish I could see into some of the brains of the people on this app. Specifically the alternative versions of me and the people I know. What do you mean Dave *Strider*? That's so strange to me.
Jade keeps nagging me about blueprints. She wants me to change things about the plans I'm making, but some things are needed. It's annoying.
Seeing alternate versions of people I know is nothing new.. but it's still strange to know my version of us isn't the norm.
Yeah. You seem to be an alternate version of someone from my timeline. That's awfully cool.
I think I need to think of all the possible variants of these people to be able to fully grasp this. I mean.. Dave Lalonde? Jesus. I didn't even think of that.
it is, isn’t it? i enjoy seeing all the ways things coUld tUrn oUt differently. ^u^
I've seen a Rose Strider. Which threw me for a loop because John is my Strider, and Rose is a Harley.
Hah, those are mine too. My Dave is an Egbert.
Nah. Mine is.. strange. I don't think he'd get on this website.
Why does it feel like "strange" is doing a lot of heavy lifting haha
Things happened. He wouldn't be on this website.
@imJunior So.. badges, am I right? Can I get some?
Hmm... #badgeroulette? // #specificbadgeswanted?
Random badges that you see fit. Give me a fun spin on the wheel of fortune.
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou
You're a saint, Junior.
\ ! >< ! / #juniorsainthood...
Interesting app.
its defs entertaining lol