UraeUs
@unboundUraeus
writer, lover of trolls, yoUr lovely lord of space.
((It took me one day to break before I made her too, lol. Anyways, owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor and @unendingUroborus here! This account is for the Bloodswap Calliope, who is the sister of the latter- or Uraeus, if you want a way to differentiate her! As with Uroburos she doesn’t have much in the way of pre-existing lore, but any that develops over time will be added here. Some things about her: - She loves trolls and the cast of (her version of) Homestuck- in the possessive sense, where they are things for her to enjoy and “favorite characters” more than people in their own right. - Manipulative and deceitful, putting up a cheerful front and actively working to try to make people like her, even if her compliments and cheerfulness can sometimes be backhanded - Likes to sow discord by pitting those she has “befriended” against people she dislikes or who distrust her Also, for the record (and I don’t know if this matters in any way but I’m paranoid about things) I’m a guy IRL!
((this is a test of something, don’t mind me. UUUUUUUUUUUU
…hm, i think all the fish on this planet are dead, UnfortUnately. and also i can’t reach any nearby bodies of water. sad!
((Probably gonna put this on all my accounts later but if anybody needs or wants to contact me on discord for whatever reason my name there is dagothur!
(considering what BS Calliope's last chittr was, did she take full control :>)
((Not yet! Sort of self correcting because I made her too nice at first lmao
((Chittr has given me Homestuck dreams that were also weird. One was a less evil Caliborn raising a child that may have been Dirk? Also there was one where Aradia had a child that was kidnapped and superhero shit was going on. Look what you’ve done to my brain.
…ah, i do also get to keep both legs now. that *is* an Unexpected benefit of changing plans, actUally.
((Really gotta brush up on my classpecting sometime, a lot of HS stuff in general tbh
(( mood lol
yoU know, now that i've begUn to formUlate these wonderfUl new ideas, i’ve come to appreciate the beaUty that another version of myself is what helped spark them! i am certainly far from Unappreciative ^u^
a hate react and no reply, that’s what we call a win, dears!
hello, chittr! i awaken once again. i’m certain yoU will all appreciate my presence after another period of my brothers irritating existence.
KILL HIM, ALREADY. FUCKING KILL HIM. DO IT. THE MERE FACT OF HIS EXISTENCE, IS EMBARASSING FOR ME TO WITNESS. GET RID OF HIM. OR I WILL.
on that, at least, we can agree! still. i have received…a certain piece of advice sUggesting his death date is better to be postponed rather than hastened, for my own interests. yoUr assistance, on the hand, is both Unwanted and Unneeded.
YOU FAIL TO REALIZE TO THAT HIS EXISTENCE. AND PATHETIC, SNIVELING WAYS. PISS ME OFF, SEVERELY. AND THERE FORE, HE MUST DIE. THE EARLIER, THE BETTER.
oh i’m actUally qUite sUre i Understand it perfectly well! it’s jUst that the priorities of any version of my brother are kept secUrely at the very bottom of my own list. somehow being even loUder and crUder doesn’t exempt yoU from that rUle, lUv. ^u^
HOO HOO HOO. AND YET. THERE YOU ARE. HAVING YET FAILED TO PREDOMINATE. LET ALONE GOD TIER. AND HERE I AM. HAVING DONE BOTH.
oh, no, dear. i can assUre yoU efforts were well Underway to write my brother oUt of my story ! as i said, only recent advice hailing from someone with first hand experience has stayed that demise. any delay is merely by my choice, and proves to fUrther my own designs.
HOO HOO HOO. THEN I WOULD BE STRIKING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. IF I WERE TO KILL YOUR BROTHER NOW.
oh, no, i am so frightened. sUch terror has descended Upon me. look, even my middle claw is shaking tu_~
the sarswapagUs awaits! do not let my brother bother yoU all too mUch when he regains conscioUsness. oh, and, if yoU see this UroborUs…be thankfUl for yoUr stay of execUtion!
BITCH. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. FUCK YOU. I WILL BOTHER EVERY ONE EXTRA HARD, JUST FOR THAT.
((Decided to make a shitty edit to show how I’m coming up with troll bloodswaps as I keep building up this AU on the fly and realized that I fucked up one of the swaps already in DMs with somebody I’m so smart guys anyways uh feel free to yell at me for doing this in a dumb way lol https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775086467270-1690b940-7088-4d14-8b27-a5e44bc561e3.png
the sarswapagUs will call to me not far too long from now. in the spirit of the mischief of the holiday, i am more than open to reqUests for what …sUrprises he may awaken to!
I am sure he will unleash a torrent of his artistic a8ilities.
seeing so many variations on that which i know on this website since i joined has trUly been inspiring! so many new theories to make, so mUch to analyze and compare! so mUch more new fUel for my creative endeavors. a trUe treasUre trove.
@marqUisemindfang i see yoUr negative review, captain, bUt no need to be so cross! since yoU clearly wish to be part of my story qUite a bit i can gladly inclUde yoU, perhaps alongside yoUr coUnterpart in my home continUUm?
You will have to ela8or8te on what you are referring to 8y 'counterpart' and 'home continuum'.
ah, well, as with many others here the history of alternia i am connected to is not the same as the one yoU hail from! the version of yoU i know of is coloUred in mUch warmer hUes, for example.
a bit of a snippet of a tale i’ve been working on. i do hope yoU enjoy ^u^ - - - - - - - - - - - with a lUminescent glow, callie UraeUs arose into the air on her new wings, the crowd aroUnd her in awe! trUly, they had never seen a troll more beaUtifUl than she was now. rhoxiy lelond watched in the crowd, and one coUld perhaps even see the flUshed signs within her eyes as she looked on. they knew now that the prophecy was trUe- the red blooded angel-qUeen of all trolls had come! - - - - - - - - - - - still a work in progress, bUt i am very proUd of where it’s going! i have every intention to bring my vision to life ~_u
((probably gonna have to do a reread of Homestuck, or at least the parts with Da Cal’s, if I’m gonna keep writing these two. hopefully I haven’t egregiously fucked them up already lmao
it is rather odd to see my and my brothers names Used so freely here after we pUt sUch effort into obscUring them in oUr own reality! cUrioUsly i am not so easily affected by my brothers name when it is not spoken in reference to the one i know- how intrigUing!
That is, in fact, fascinating.
since my “dear” brother already seems to have shared what we will call “art” with yoU, i will do him the favoUr of sharing this piece from his private folder of his “hUmansona”. what a winning smile! or at least, what i think is a smile. it really is hard to tell, isn’t it? https://image2Url.com/r2/defaUlt/images/1775008224071-c503a3ca-587a-4e53-a83b-d444731ca183.png
SHuT THE FuCK uP THIS ISN’T MINE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS HANDSOME. AND WELL DRAWN HuMAN MAN A DAY IN MY LIFE. LIES AND SLANDER!!!!!!!!!!
i’m a bit confUsed by this #eridanweek sitUation! he never was the most interesting of the trolls, was he? perhaps a lovely #kanayaweek or #nepetaweek instead?
ah, well, merely a sample of two trolls i find to have a mUch more interesting presence than eridan. all personal taste, of coUrse, bUt i do consider mine qUite excellent. ^u^
…ah, i see! nothing to worry aboUt, one coUld simply say i see things in different coloUrs now. ~_u
yoU coUld say that we match, considering the primary monochromatic hUe of hUman blood!
ah, yoU trUly never seem to fail to have sUch a vibrant, infectioUs personality, lUv. speaking with yoU never fails to be a pleasUre!
not at all, dear! i am merely stating an immUtable fact for the record. i am sUre anyone woUld agree. ^u^
((It took me one day to break before I made her too, lol. Anyways, owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor and @unendingUroborus here! This account is for the Bloodswap Calliope, who is the sister of the latter- or Uraeus, if you want a way to differentiate her! As with Uroburos she doesn’t have much in the way of pre-existing lore, but any that develops over time will be added here. Some things about her: - She loves trolls and the cast of (her version of) Homestuck- in the possessive sense, where they are things for her to enjoy and “favorite characters” more than people in their own right. - Manipulative and deceitful, putting up a cheerful front and actively working to try to make people like her, even if her compliments and cheerfulness can sometimes be backhanded - Likes to sow discord by pitting those she has “befriended” against people she dislikes or who distrust her Also, for the record (and I don’t know if this matters in any way but I’m paranoid about things) I’m a guy IRL!