♦ pitied by @unboundUraeus
u know i was thinkin of gettin high 2 help but idk its p nice out mayb ill just go 4 a walk #substance
Hey so I'm noticing we ★ll kwpt posting even though it w★s n★p time ★_★
Medium.
Whatever that all means
...i literally helped her design her trollsona. >:U #vagueposting
I would like to state for the record that I do not have, nor have I ever possessed, what we are referring to in this instance as a "troll-sona." I take the appropriation and costume-play of the troll phenotype very seriously. Frankly, I don't know what bad actor would even THINK to do that. :| Any images contradicting this claim have been fabricated by enemies of my enterprise. Jane Crocker has never "done trollface." #OfficialPost
Another volume complete, my wrist has gone num8. Writing takes more effort than people realize.
Just found out British people are real and it’s not just that single human variant. Shocked and confused.
YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS. THAT GIVES ME REASON TO HATE HERE SO MUCH MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.
Sadly.
Apologies for the wait, for anyone choosing to keep up with things, but at least it was far shorter this time! Now, then, I’ve spoken with the brother, but enough of him! I’ve been awaiting the time for another chat with my lady, @unboundUraeus, and now that she’s activated HER tower… […that time is now!] …i beg yoUr pardon? [Ah, symmetry, how I love it. Don’t worry about it, darling.] …right. ignoring that as yoU said, then. hello, again, frame! it has been a minUte, hasn’t it? [Longer than you think, my lady.] ominoUs as Usual, i see! when we last spoke, i believe we were discUssing yoUr sUpposed fealty to me? [A more or less accurate if brisk summation, yes.] [Being nigh omniscient and all that, I am of course aware you’ve read through my previous conversation with your brother, which will save us time with exposition.] indeed i have! and yes, it does, doesn’t it? rather neat, really! what yoU’ve said about this session is qUite fascinating. it doesn’t really match any of what i know. new, confUsing, but certainly exciting. [Indeed. As I’ve said before, it’s a confluence of factors that have altered its path.] oh, and i did see yoU say yoU aren’t entirely capable of foreseeing how this conversation goes, yes? [Indeed! I see you’ve been reading up. Much of my ability to foresee your session as it is now has been limited by certain factors, such as linking you to the website and all the various elements there. Plus, the pruning and slitting of certain connections on this side of things.] [Not that I am without foresight entirely! Think of it as having an outline. I know the shape of how things will go, but I do not have every ready.] ah, a writing metaphor! yes, i can work with that. how good to know. ^u^ [Regardless of that, let’s discuss your future!] right, my fUtUre. and what might yoU have to say on that, dear? [As I have made clear, my purpose and aim is to lead you to your ascension. Here and now, at the beginning of your quest, is the beginning of that as well.] [You COULD work with your brother, help him as he ATTEMPTS to help you with that pathetically anemic mind of his. Complete the unique game you’ve found yourself in, earn the meager consolation price.] [But with my help, you can go the other way.] [Conquer the game alone, and claim absolute power. The ability to finally perfect reality according to your vision!] [You’ll have access to anywhere and everything. To everywhere. You will BE everywhere.] [Everything will bend towards your will. The only story that will be of consequence is the one you write within the very molecules of reality itself.] [That’s what your future is. That is where I will lead you] [So, are you ready to start it?] hm, yoU know, that does soUnd qUite appealing, lUv, it really does! and i DO hate my brother, and the idea of working with him is qUite…ugly. i’d like to live in a world written by me, for me qUite a bit. and yet… every time i’ve mUsed on the idea, it’s been called evil. I’VE been called evil. by new people i’ve met, versions of my friends in my timeline… by my own bloody self, even! and while i can’t qUite Understand the idea in my head, aboUt WHY that woUld be the case… i prefer the idea of being liked. i really, trUly do. so, darling, i do believe i’ll be going the other way, actUally. [ ] [What.] ta-ta! —-The narrative prompt has been locked—-
Thank you, it is rare to find true appreci8tors.
its sunday and i got no plans wihch means stugglin with alcoholism and usually failin uness someone offers to play matio kart with me or fick me so hard i cant think #substance #nsfw
i miss my wife.
Not th★t you know of.
#ImFine #DontWorryAbtIt #EverythingsCoolActually #Joke #MyJoke
Nobody is ★bove me.
YOu ARE A FLATuLENT BuRST OF HOT AIR. ANNOYING. DISRuPTIVE. DERIVATIVE. AND FICTITIOuS. NOTHING YOu HAVE TO SAY OR CONTRIBuTE TO A CONVERSATION. HAS ANY MEANING. YOu ARE A CRuDE MOCKERY OF A DEARLY BELOVED SISTER. WHO DIED. BY THE WAY. JuST IN CASE THIS ISN'T APPARENT. I LOST HER. FOREVER. DuE TO THE ACTS OF A CRuEL AND VIOLENT MAN. AND BECAuSE THAT MAN NOW LIES DEAD ALSO. I WILL NEVER HAVE THE CLOSuRE OF KNOWING WHO TOOK HER FROM THIS WORLD. AND PLuNGED HER. ALBEIT. uNDERSTANDABLY. INTO THE NEXT. AND WHILE SHE WAS INCREDIBLY ABuSIVE. CHAINING MY LEG TO A WALL. WHINING AND BITCHING ABOuT. WHATEVER THE FuCK HYSTERICAL WOMEN LIKE YOuRSELF CARE ABOuT. WASN'T LISTENING. I MANAGED TO BECOME TOP-G. SELF-ANNOuNTED MOTHERFuCKING MACK DADDY. THE ABSOLuTE GODDAMN ALL-OBLITERATING SuPER KAMI. I LITERALLY BECOME DESTROYER OF WORLDS. EATER OF ETERNITY. AND YOu? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A POSER.
Th★t's good, bec★use it would be fucked up if I m★de ★ choice ★nd it le★d to nothing.
That do+esn't so+und like that's ho+w that so+ng go+es at all... But I'm glad yo+u're having fun singing it!
Troll Alexa, what do you do if you don't fully hate your kismesis.
ANYONE WITH THE NAME STRIDER IS GETTING BANNED ON SIGHT NO ONE NEEDS YOUR NOXIOUS PANSY FUMES INFECTING YOUR PEERS —EMBER💥
When you read the word 'Calliope' you associ8te it with the colour green, that is 8ecause she is the only authentic version of herself that is worth any recognition.
Did you know a Cheru8s prized possession is the tom8 that they sleep on? That is 8ecause the closest st8te to death they are, the happier everyone else is. #suicidebaiting
Cheru8s custodians are ashamed of the spawn they created, so they traverse the universe to dump them on a wasteland 8ecause even they are ashamed of what they produced.
...what an... odd, first chit to see. ^~^;
Did you know, every red cheru8 is a disgrace to the multiverse.
@unboundUraeus
Mostly the fact that if I do, a shitstorm will erupt. Maybe I talk to Jane about it…
Actually, I don't regret still 8eing dead. Some of the realities many of you actively document openly on here sound like actual nightmares to wake up and open the windows to invite a new day in.
WHO IN THE COCKFUCKING BLAZES IS CALLING ME THE MEG GRIFFIN OF THE ALPHA KIDS THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
i feel like i shuld go 2 bed nkw cause its pst midnight and my thorat hurts for sme reason but i dont rly wanna sleep yet *throat
I do not require your luck.
Insuffera8le selection of entities on the main 8oard tonight, I shall 8e solely within the category of 'following' until it improves.
DON'T REFER TO ME WITH THAT REVOLTING EPITHET. MY BILE IS ROILING.
strained mah drawing hand while killing 2nite :/ i cant draw mah trollsona DDDx
Oh gosh, why did I say that. It was the l8te light hours getting to me. I have to go.
but what do u mean....... thats like my blorby :(
the only freaky i will get this friday is floating in a corner kubrick staring any passersby until everyone is generally freaked out and uncomfortable
welp.... im not wizard married NE more #AmWizardSingle #IGuess
oh! those would be a nice pillow. i was just wondering at how boobs get sore. its a new sensation.
ALSO. DO NOT @ ME ABOuT ME. YOu COLOSSAL FuCKING IGNORAMuS. I CAN @ ME IF I AM CONCERNED WITH ME. I DO NOT NEED A SOPPING WET. TEARY CuNTFACE. TO BE DOING THAT. YOu ARE A WOMAN. THIS MAKES EVERYTHING YOu HAVE TO SAY AMuSING. BuT NEVER SERIOuS. YOu ARE A BITCH HOE SKANKASAuR. NOT A KINGMAKER. uNLESS I BECOME. SO INEBRIATED. AS TO SIRE HEIRS. THROuGH YOuR uNWORTHY INCuBATION. YOu HAVE FuCKALL BuSINESS. CAT CALLING ME. ON THE WEB. GO BACK TO YOuR DIGITAL CIRCuS. AND CREAMPIE YOuR WHORE SELF. YOu TALENTLESS ASSCLOWN.
YOU FAIL TO REALIZE TO THAT HIS EXISTENCE. AND PATHETIC, SNIVELING WAYS. PISS ME OFF, SEVERELY. AND THERE FORE, HE MUST DIE. THE EARLIER, THE BETTER.
BITCH. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. FUCK YOU. I WILL BOTHER EVERY ONE EXTRA HARD, JUST FOR THAT.
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