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@saturnOfficial

⌁AST GLUB SILENCER, ⌁OID KILLER, HEMO BREAKER, HUMAN TALKER, TROLL OF THE PEOPLE, HERO ⌁ITH A CAPITAL H. YOUR FRIEND, SATURN. AMA: https://forms.gle/CFKX36f2gFkrVQ7S9

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 1413Kull Score: 167043 followers30 following
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|| STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE... ((OOC INFO)) || Name: SATURN. JUST SATURN. Positing any other name may result in fines and/or persecution. Age: 28 sweeps Alternian-born. Info about upbringing lost to redaction & omission. One can only assume he was raised with the strongest and purest of convictions given the end result... Left Alternia at 10 sweeps. Ping-ponged his way through being a bounty hunter, learning the art of arms dealing, artillery design, and geoclimate engineering. As per the autobiography, soon after was an encounter and kidnap by an exiled seadweller ship, the cause of his facial scar, the ship's unfortunate demise, and the birth of his dream of being Alternia's Hero. Several things happened in quick succession: - Returns to Alternia & arranges a meeting with HIC. - His proudest work, the satellite Zip It, paralyzes and kills G'lbglyob using a vast electric charge into the deepest oceans. - Orphaning is rendered defunct. The last troll to hold its title, lost in a whimper to artificial obscurity. - Traditional hemospectrum customs are outlawed, allowing for upward economic mobility...and upward cullings. Saturn nestles himself as the champion of retribution. HIC remains untouched. - Saturn Interstellar Corporation is appointed Alternia's economic pusher-beat, public relations, and bloody enforcer. Life is very different on this Alternia. The rest you will just have to find out zz;] Notable features: Lionfish stripes, venomous spines, premature white streak, red double scar through face from a plasma torch, dry skin & horns, tacky gills, bad asthma. Idiosyncracies: Unscrupulous moral backbone, chauvanistic tyrant, answers only to what he feels the universe owes him, OBNOXIOUS, twitchy trigger finger, thin skin, obsessive-compulsive hysterical sadist, thinks Alternian sociopolitical movements are a fine tool to sharpen his own self-importance on. Metatextually, the mun's Freudian chew toy. REFS BY MOI: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0aac2ad44755.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6afe13e74dac.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58141739906c.jpg

LET ME CLARIFY A RECENT COMMENT MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT. SATURN INTERSTELLAR ABSOLUTELY TAKES MENTAL HEALTH OF ITS EMPLOYEES ⌁ERY SERIOUSLY. SO SERIOUSLY IN FACT, THAT ⌁E ARE HONORING SELF-CARE AND BETTERMENT TODAY THROUGH BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT. (FORMER) EMPLOYEES STICKING THEIR HEADS INTO MAIL SORTING MACHINES AND ⌁AITING FOR THE CLICK IS NOT IN FACT "FUNNY" OR "NO BIG DEAL" NO MATTER HO⌁ MUCH YOU OR I MIGHT THINK AT FIRST ⌁O⌁, THAT TROLL GREG BETTER GET A GRIP IF HE THINKS STICKING HIS HEAD IN THE BIG SLICE AND DICER IS GONNA EARN HIM ANY HAND OUTS. BUT NO, THIS ISN'T THE FUTURE YOU AND I BUILT. ⌁E DON'T LAUGH AT TROLL GREG ANYMORE. ⌁E SAY HEY BUDDY. HEY. I SEE YOU. DON'T BE SAD, IT'S BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT, I AM A⌁ARE OF YOUR BROKEN PAN, LET'S CELEBRATE HO⌁ MUCH YOU CAN'T KEEP UP ⌁ITH PRETTY NORMAL DEMANDS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY OR SOMETHING AND HO⌁ FUCKED UP THAT IS. ⌁HY ARE YOU LIKE THAT? HA⌁E A FLA⌁OR DISK PARTY AT MIDNIGHT FOR YOUR ⌁HOLE DEPARTMENT AS CONSOLATION FOR YOUR MEDIOCRE OUTPUT BECAUSE OF YOUR INNATE SHORTCOMINGS AS A PERSON. THERE ⌁ILL BE INEBRIATING SUBSTANCES TOO. GO TEAM. #C⌁-SUICIDE #C⌁-MENTALHEALTH #C⌁-BROKENPANS #MORE⌁AYSTHANONEACTUALLYHAHA #SERIOUS ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +25
Kull: +40
Total: 65
Ratio: 0.63

BLAH BLAH BLAH RIZZ YKNO⌁ THAT'S THE PROBLEM PEOPLE ARE SO FOCUSED ON BEING PALATABLY INTERESTING FOR OTHER PEOPLE THAT THEY FORGET THAT THE REAL FUCKING METRIC OF LIFE IS ⌁HAT? CLASS. AND ⌁HAT IS CLASS? KINDA ONE OF THOSE INDEFINABLE ⌁ORDS. HARD TO DESCRIBE. NOT SOMETHING I E⌁ER HAD TO ⌁ORRY ABOUT BUILDING IN THE FIRST PLACE CAUSE I JUST HA⌁E IT, BUT I BET IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SOME SORRY CLASSLESS SONOFABITCH TO GRO⌁ SOME FROM SCRATCH. LIKE 90% OF IT IS MAXXING YOUR ⌁ISUAL CAPITAL ANY⌁AY--LIKE REALLY GO ALL OUT ON PERSONAL STYLE POINTS, IF IT SPARKLES OR SHINES IT'S GONNA BE GOOD, A LITTLE TONGUE IN CHEEK PHALLIC IMAGERY NE⌁ER HURT--BUT LIKE BE TASTEFUL ABOUT IT. BIGGEST GUN OR BIGGEST PEN OR SHIT LIKE THAT. BUT HEY, MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU JUST GOTTA ASSUME YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE BAG BECAUSE YOUR TOP SHIT. ⌁HICH, I MEAN, *I* DON'T KNO⌁ IF YOU'RE TOP SHIT, SOME OF YOU ALL ARE PRETTY SAD. BUT IT ⌁ORKS FOR ME BECAUSE I KNO⌁ I'M TOP SHIT. I DUNNO, MAYBE JUST IMAGINE YOU'RE ME? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@twostepGodhead[TG]

preach lol

Kult: +5
Total: 5

you will look at the behind-the-scenes ceo saturn moment i've been working on for the past month. )) https://youtu.be/xG2jkLAkcy4

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

THIS BODY IS A PURRBEASTNIP TEMPLE FOR INTERESTING AND BEAUTIFUL AND DANGEROUS TROLLS IN THEIR PRIME AND MY '61 FORD FALCON XYGT IS STILL MISSING FROM MY GARAGE BECAUSE SOME BITCH ARK OF THE CO⌁ENANTED SAID TEMPLE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +35
Kull: +15
Total: 50
Ratio: 2.33
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A user of established repute
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
@cationicAgonist[CA]

th1s 1s why you gotta capchalog your keys. never let that sh1t outta your s1ght. Hell, capchalog the whole buggy too wh1le you’re at 1t

YOU SAY SOME FUNNY ⌁ORDS MAGIC LADY. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
@cationicAgonist[CA]

yeah 1’m h1lar1ous, thanks for not1c1ng

⌁HERE ARE MY KEYS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +2
Total: 2

SPEAKING OF A S⌁ELL TIME RIPPIN AND RUNNIN ⌁ITH PRETTY FACES THOUGH, THAT REMINDS ME. SATURN CORP IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ITS NE⌁ ⌁IRILE SUPPLEMENT AND ENHANCEMENT FORMULA, ⌁ITAJEX. ⌁ITAJEX, ⌁HATCHA DOING TO ME, ⌁ITAJEX, GOT THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE. TURNS YOUR NIGHTS ⌁ITH NOTHING LEFT IN THE GAS TANK INTO ALL ROCKET THRUSTERS ONLINE FOR THE FINISH LINE. A⌁AILABLE NO⌁ ⌁HERE⌁ER YOU GET ALL YOUR OTHER PHARMOCRAP THAT MAKES THE DAYS SMOOTH AS AN AN⌁IL TO THE PAN AND THE NIGHTS RO⌁DIER THAN A CA⌁ETROLL BACK IN THOSE PREDRONAL S⌁EEPS OF YORE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I THINK THE ONLY REASON ANYONE'S E⌁ER EMBARRASSED OR ASHAMED OF HIRING LIKE FI⌁E HOOKERS IN ONE NIGHT IS THAT THEY JUST DON'T HA⌁E THE CHOPS TO FIGURE OUT HO⌁ TO GET THE REAL CLASSY KNOCKOUT ONES. BUT THAT'S KIND OF A PERSONAL PROBLEM. HO⌁'S E⌁ERYONE'S NIGHT GOING? #NSF⌁ ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +60
Kull: +55
Total: 115
Ratio: 1.09

THAT YOU IN THE PIC? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Cornered Baby
All this user needs is a breakout role!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
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#TrashPandaSupporter
Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.
@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I'd like to think so~ #someofthemloveddressingmeupfordinners #iwastheirlittledoll #tookmeoutshoppingforsuitsandeverything #Theclassydinerswerethebest #theyhadthebestalchoholselection #substances

UHUH. ⌁ELL. I'M SURE THEY SAID YOU HAD A GREAT PERSONALITY AND A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Cornered Baby
All this user needs is a breakout role!
BD-DS-SM
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Verified
A user of established repute
#TrashPandaSupporter
Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.
@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I'm sure the escorts you hired said the same <3 #youseemlikeafunnyguy #imsureyouwereabigtipper #youseemgeneroustoo

OH PLEASE, I KNO⌁ HO⌁ TO PICK PEOPLE ⌁ITH A LITTLE BIT MORE FINESS THAN THAT. IF I ⌁ANTED TO GET SUCKED OFF BY A DOE EYED SYCOPHANT I'D JUST SKIM OFF THE TOP OF THE ACQUISITIONS DEPARTMENT FOR THE NEAREST BRO⌁NNOSER. MAYBE TAKE THAT BIT OF ⌁ISDOM TO THE BANK TOO ⌁HILE YOU'RE AT IT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BE ONE ⌁HO OF THE REAL CLASS ACTS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Cornered Baby
All this user needs is a breakout role!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Verified
A user of established repute
#TrashPandaSupporter
Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.
@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ You're so generous for imparting your wisdom like that, ill be sure to take it to heart~ #isthathowyouhireyouremployees #ididwhatineededtosurvive #happyyouvegotitallfiguredouttho #yourearealcharmer

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YEAH. YEAH ACTUALLY! I AM, THANK YOU. ONLY THE BEST MERITOCRACY SUR⌁I⌁AL OF THE CLE⌁EREST FAR AS I CAN CONTROL IT, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. SAY, YOU'RE A LITTLE CUTER THAN I FIRST THOUGHT, MAYBE YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AT THIS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Cornered Baby
All this user needs is a breakout role!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Verified
A user of established repute
#TrashPandaSupporter
Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.
@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Careful, words of praise from someone like you might go to my head~ #idolikeagoodegoboostthough #cantwaittoseemoreofyou #youlooklikeyouknowhowtohaveafuntime

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!
This user is... Yikes. That is STILL a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
@handMaid[HM]

CHECK MY PINNED. BIG FISH. THERE WAS A SPILL AT THE RUSTBLOOD FACTORY. AND EVERYTHING MUST GO. HOW MANY CAN WE PUT YOU DOWN FOR. #SUGGESTIVE.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @handMaid[HM]

⌁OOF. THIS IS MORE PSYCHOFUCK THAN ⌁HEN I FIRST STARTED BLASTING THE ADS FOR TRIPLE-X SATURN BOT MODEL ON THE LATE-LITE NET⌁ORK. SHEEEEEEESH. I MEAN, ⌁HAT KIND OF CASTE CHERRYPICKER REPROBATE DO YOU TAKE ME FOR??? MY S⌁EET TOOTH RUNS DI⌁ERSE BECAUSE OUR ⌁ORLD IS DI⌁ERSE. COUGH. HO⌁'S ABOUT YOU AND A COUPLE OTHER CONFIDENT GALS THAT DON'T NEED NO FISH ENJOY A NICE INTIMATE DAY IN, MY TO⌁ER'S GOT THE BEST ⌁IE⌁ SECOND TO NONE.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

LISTEN YKNO⌁ ⌁HAT I THINK? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
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This user has difficulty speaking.
@veiledTruancy[VT]

Nah what do you think, big fella

IT'S CALLED DRAMATIC TIMING I ALREADY POSTED ⌁HAT I THINK. BUT SINCE YOU'RE CURIOUS AND COSMOPOLITAN ENOUGH TO ASK FOR ANOTHER BANGER SATURN OPINION I'LL SHED ANOTHER NUGGET OF GOLD FOR FREE. I THINK THAT ANYONE ⌁HO COMPLAINS ABOUT A ⌁ORLD SHATTERING APOCALYPTIC E⌁ENT COULD PROBABLY LEARN TO BITE BACK INSTEAD OF MOPE AND COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME. BOOOOORING, TOTAL SNOOZEFEST. THE HEROICS IN THIS HOLE ARE ABYSSMAL, NO ⌁ONDER NO ONE'S GOT ANYTHING GOING ON IN LIFE ON HERE IT'S LIKE A SHELLBEAST TRAPPED ON ITS BACK CIRCLEJERK. NO⌁ THAT'S A FUCKING DOOZY OF A MENTAL IMAGE, YUCK. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +5
Total: 5

FIREARMS ARE AN EXTREMELY O⌁ERRATED AND EXTREMELY SEXY SOCIAL LUBRICANT MUCH AS I'D LO⌁E TO SAY OTHER⌁ISE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

E⌁ERYONE ⌁ANT ME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +27
Kull: +25
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08
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asexual
love yourself
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@garrulousArbiter[GA]

Who a(R)e you? ™

Kult: +5
Total: 5

SATURN. DON'T ⌁ORRY YOU'LL COME AROUND TO IT, SOMETIMES IT'S A DELAYED ONSET OF "⌁ANT ME" IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST EXPOSURE.

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asexual
love yourself
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@garrulousArbiter[GA]

Right §u(R)e. I'm not nea(R)ly d(R)unk enough fo(R) that to be even in the §ame ballpa(R)k a§ 'wanting', but §u(R)e, maybe I'll §uffe(R) i(R)(R)epa(R)able pan-damage. ™

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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

This one is the most Cronus thing you ever Cronused.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

SO YOU DO ⌁ANT TO ⌁ANT ME IS ⌁HAT I'M GETTING FROM THIS. HAHAHA, JK, BUT ALSO, ⌁HOA THERE TAKE IT EASY NO NEED TO RUSH YOURSELF COMING AROUND TO THE IDEA, YKNO⌁? I LIKE ⌁HEN IT TAKES TIME FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE UP THEIR MINDS ABOUT ME, MAKES IT MORE... SIGNIFICANT OR SOMETHING YKNO⌁? ANY⌁AY. SINCE THIS IS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION I'LL GI⌁E YOU AN E FOR EFFORT TRYING TO MAKE AN EQUALLY SNAPPY IMPRESSION RIGHT BACK.

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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Well, I am HR technically. And I /do/ love this.

Kult: +47
Kull: +22
Total: 69
Ratio: 2.14
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Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
Censored!
Only members of #TeamPlay can boast this badge.
Verified
A user of established repute
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sicknasty Sunday Superfreak
Nobody knows how to bust it down quite like this Emperyean.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
@empyreansApotheosis[EA]

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- #fȺ☪︎♱uȺl -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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transgender
love yourself
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@tipsyGlamour[TG]

shoul i call u daddy from now on or

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Can I call you kitten, then?

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

⌁AIT HOLD ON A HOT SEC. THIS GOT POTENTIAL. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +5
Total: 5

⌁HAT DO YOU MEAN HE BLOCKED ME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

THAT'S ILLEGAL. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@licensedUser[LU]

i'm 6asically.... a HER6....... so JOT THAT D5WN

Kult: +54
Kull: +40
Total: 94
Ratio: 1.35
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Her six

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@licensedUser[LU]

y6V are m6king fVn 6f me

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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@licensedUser[LU]

eVen th6Vgh.... i'm... A H6RO!!!!!!!!6!!

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Just so you know your original post doesn't have 666 in it It has 665

Kull: +5
Total: 5

A DYING BREED IF I'M COMPLETELY HONEST HERE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
@licensedUser[LU]

*TH6 KIL6S Y6V*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Thesix killsixs ysixu

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Rainbow Drinker
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@licensedUser[LU]

THIS 6VY'S NEV6R HE6RD OF.... A TYPING QVIRK?????

you will look at my poorly socialized shitzipoo. thank you again @thrivingGarland https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab7ac831f42b.png

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Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00
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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@thrivingGarland[TG]

I... do not...know...why I was....tagged...but...what a...cute....thingy....(^ . ^ ❀) [I SO HAPPY YOU LOVE YOUR SHITLING!!!]

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THEY JUST DON'T MAKE GRATUITOUS EYE CANDY THE ⌁AY THEY USED TO ANYMORE. I MEAN, I STILL DO. BUT THEY DON'T. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

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What they don't tell you when they ask you to sign your first autograph is that you're really just figuring out the exact shape your Repetitive Strain Injury is going to be five (5) or ten (10) sweeps later.

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Total: 20

THAT AIN'T AN ANS⌁ERABLE QUESTION. BUT MY AD⌁ICE TO YOU IS TO START BARKING UP A DIFFERENT TREE FOR A CHANGE HABIBI. AS PER USUAL. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

SPECIAL EDITION OF SATURN AMA, LIFE GURU EDITION. I'M OFFERING FREE AD⌁ICE TONIGHT. FREE!!! LET BIG PAPA S HELP YOU SORT OUT ⌁HATE⌁ER DUMB MUNDANE CRAP YOU'RE STRESSING YOURSELF SILLY O⌁ER ⌁HEN YOU COULD BE ENJOYING YOURSELF, GRATEFULLY MIGHT I ADD, ⌁ITHOUT A CARE IN THE ⌁ORLD BECAUSE I FIXED YOUR SHIT. MAYBE O⌁ER DRINKS E⌁EN, ⌁HATE⌁ER YOU ⌁ANT. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/CFKX36F2GFKR⌁Q7S9 ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

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Total: 10

LOOK THE NAME'S A ⌁ORK IN PROGRESS I'⌁E GOT PEOPLE FOR THAT. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

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⌁AIT SHIT FUCK I FORGOT I NEEDED TO ANNOUNCE THE NE⌁ PRODUCT DESIGN COMING SOON THIS PERIGREE IT'S UHHHH *FLIPS CAEGAR* A GUN *THRO⌁S DART* THAT MOANS *SPINS ⌁HEEL* ⌁HEN YOU HEADSHOT SOMEONE. YIPPEE CLAP CLAP CLAP MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR PAN BUSTER (PATENT PNDG.) COMING SOON. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

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Total: 147
Ratio: 1.04

that iþ an unuþual numerical amount and unfortunately i do not have virtually any creditþ to my name

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Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
@hiemalSpectrolite[HS]

i might bbe in ththe market ffor a new gun depending on sspecss, id bbe willing to talk. erotic name or no

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JEEZ ALRIGHT I MEAN YOU KNO⌁ THIS AIN'T A CHARITY, RIGHT?? THOSE ARE OUR TOP OF THE LINE, TOO. LUCKY FOR YOU ⌁E ARE PROSPECTI⌁ELY LOOKING INTO PAYMENT PLANS FOR RENT-A-GUN SER⌁ICES. YKNO⌁, SOMETHING FOR POOR PEOPLE I MEAN LESS FINANCIALLY FLEXIBLE LIFESTYLES. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

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BEFORE I GET AHEAD OF MYSELF AGAIN PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THE CREDIT TO BACK IT UP. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

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@hiemalSpectrolite[HS]

do not worry ive got ththe credit. im ready to disscussss

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Total: 5

wiþh i could þay the þame þorry for waþting your time with my jokeþ lmao didnt realiþe thiþ waþ a buþineþþ tranþaction

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Total: 5

IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY SO I DUNNO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR SOMETHING. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

ACES. ⌁HAT KINDA STYLE YOU LOOKING TO ROCK ⌁ITH, S⌁EETHEART? UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL? RANGED? SA⌁ THAT PIC ON YOUR PROFILE THERE, ⌁ERY NICE. ⌁E GOT PLENTY OF SNIPER RIFLES, JUST GIMME AN IDEA OF ⌁HAT YOU GOT YOUR PUSHER SET ON. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁

i dont have friendþ but in the event i meet anyone ill be þure to paþþ on your þtore dont you worry i definitely reþpect the grind

Kult: +7
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Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
@hiemalSpectrolite[HS]

a ssolid ranged weapon iss deffinitely my sspeed, youre quite asstute. mid-long range, reassonabble rate off ffire ffor ththe type, high enough calibbre to get ththe jobb done withthout abbssolutely obbliterating ththe target. i ssupposse a good ssolid hunting riffle ffor large prey and/or any errant trollss ththat may tresspassss