SATURN CORP.
@saturnOfficial
⌁AST GLUB SILENCER, ⌁OID KILLER, HEMO BREAKER, HUMAN TALKER, TROLL OF THE PEOPLE, HERO ⌁ITH A CAPITAL H. YOUR FRIEND, SATURN. AMA: https://forms.gle/CFKX36f2gFkrVQ7S9
LET ME CLARIFY A RECENT COMMENT MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT. SATURN INTERSTELLAR ABSOLUTELY TAKES MENTAL HEALTH OF ITS EMPLOYEES ⌁ERY SERIOUSLY. SO SERIOUSLY IN FACT, THAT ⌁E ARE HONORING SELF-CARE AND BETTERMENT TODAY THROUGH BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT. (FORMER) EMPLOYEES STICKING THEIR HEADS INTO MAIL SORTING MACHINES AND ⌁AITING FOR THE CLICK IS NOT IN FACT "FUNNY" OR "NO BIG DEAL" NO MATTER HO⌁ MUCH YOU OR I MIGHT THINK AT FIRST ⌁O⌁, THAT TROLL GREG BETTER GET A GRIP IF HE THINKS STICKING HIS HEAD IN THE BIG SLICE AND DICER IS GONNA EARN HIM ANY HAND OUTS. BUT NO, THIS ISN'T THE FUTURE YOU AND I BUILT. ⌁E DON'T LAUGH AT TROLL GREG ANYMORE. ⌁E SAY HEY BUDDY. HEY. I SEE YOU. DON'T BE SAD, IT'S BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT, I AM A⌁ARE OF YOUR BROKEN PAN, LET'S CELEBRATE HO⌁ MUCH YOU CAN'T KEEP UP ⌁ITH PRETTY NORMAL DEMANDS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY OR SOMETHING AND HO⌁ FUCKED UP THAT IS. ⌁HY ARE YOU LIKE THAT? HA⌁E A FLA⌁OR DISK PARTY AT MIDNIGHT FOR YOUR ⌁HOLE DEPARTMENT AS CONSOLATION FOR YOUR MEDIOCRE OUTPUT BECAUSE OF YOUR INNATE SHORTCOMINGS AS A PERSON. THERE ⌁ILL BE INEBRIATING SUBSTANCES TOO. GO TEAM. #C⌁-SUICIDE #C⌁-MENTALHEALTH #C⌁-BROKENPANS #MORE⌁AYSTHANONEACTUALLYHAHA #SERIOUS ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
BLAH BLAH BLAH RIZZ YKNO⌁ THAT'S THE PROBLEM PEOPLE ARE SO FOCUSED ON BEING PALATABLY INTERESTING FOR OTHER PEOPLE THAT THEY FORGET THAT THE REAL FUCKING METRIC OF LIFE IS ⌁HAT? CLASS. AND ⌁HAT IS CLASS? KINDA ONE OF THOSE INDEFINABLE ⌁ORDS. HARD TO DESCRIBE. NOT SOMETHING I E⌁ER HAD TO ⌁ORRY ABOUT BUILDING IN THE FIRST PLACE CAUSE I JUST HA⌁E IT, BUT I BET IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SOME SORRY CLASSLESS SONOFABITCH TO GRO⌁ SOME FROM SCRATCH. LIKE 90% OF IT IS MAXXING YOUR ⌁ISUAL CAPITAL ANY⌁AY--LIKE REALLY GO ALL OUT ON PERSONAL STYLE POINTS, IF IT SPARKLES OR SHINES IT'S GONNA BE GOOD, A LITTLE TONGUE IN CHEEK PHALLIC IMAGERY NE⌁ER HURT--BUT LIKE BE TASTEFUL ABOUT IT. BIGGEST GUN OR BIGGEST PEN OR SHIT LIKE THAT. BUT HEY, MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU JUST GOTTA ASSUME YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE BAG BECAUSE YOUR TOP SHIT. ⌁HICH, I MEAN, *I* DON'T KNO⌁ IF YOU'RE TOP SHIT, SOME OF YOU ALL ARE PRETTY SAD. BUT IT ⌁ORKS FOR ME BECAUSE I KNO⌁ I'M TOP SHIT. I DUNNO, MAYBE JUST IMAGINE YOU'RE ME? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
you will look at the behind-the-scenes ceo saturn moment i've been working on for the past month. )) https://youtu.be/xG2jkLAkcy4
THIS BODY IS A PURRBEASTNIP TEMPLE FOR INTERESTING AND BEAUTIFUL AND DANGEROUS TROLLS IN THEIR PRIME AND MY '61 FORD FALCON XYGT IS STILL MISSING FROM MY GARAGE BECAUSE SOME BITCH ARK OF THE CO⌁ENANTED SAID TEMPLE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
th1s 1s why you gotta capchalog your keys. never let that sh1t outta your s1ght. Hell, capchalog the whole buggy too wh1le you’re at 1t
YOU SAY SOME FUNNY ⌁ORDS MAGIC LADY. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
⌁HERE ARE MY KEYS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SPEAKING OF A S⌁ELL TIME RIPPIN AND RUNNIN ⌁ITH PRETTY FACES THOUGH, THAT REMINDS ME. SATURN CORP IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ITS NE⌁ ⌁IRILE SUPPLEMENT AND ENHANCEMENT FORMULA, ⌁ITAJEX. ⌁ITAJEX, ⌁HATCHA DOING TO ME, ⌁ITAJEX, GOT THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE. TURNS YOUR NIGHTS ⌁ITH NOTHING LEFT IN THE GAS TANK INTO ALL ROCKET THRUSTERS ONLINE FOR THE FINISH LINE. A⌁AILABLE NO⌁ ⌁HERE⌁ER YOU GET ALL YOUR OTHER PHARMOCRAP THAT MAKES THE DAYS SMOOTH AS AN AN⌁IL TO THE PAN AND THE NIGHTS RO⌁DIER THAN A CA⌁ETROLL BACK IN THOSE PREDRONAL S⌁EEPS OF YORE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
I THINK THE ONLY REASON ANYONE'S E⌁ER EMBARRASSED OR ASHAMED OF HIRING LIKE FI⌁E HOOKERS IN ONE NIGHT IS THAT THEY JUST DON'T HA⌁E THE CHOPS TO FIGURE OUT HO⌁ TO GET THE REAL CLASSY KNOCKOUT ONES. BUT THAT'S KIND OF A PERSONAL PROBLEM. HO⌁'S E⌁ERYONE'S NIGHT GOING? #NSF⌁ ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
THAT YOU IN THE PIC? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I'd like to think so~ #someofthemloveddressingmeupfordinners #iwastheirlittledoll #tookmeoutshoppingforsuitsandeverything #Theclassydinerswerethebest #theyhadthebestalchoholselection #substances
UHUH. ⌁ELL. I'M SURE THEY SAID YOU HAD A GREAT PERSONALITY AND A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I'm sure the escorts you hired said the same <3 #youseemlikeafunnyguy #imsureyouwereabigtipper #youseemgeneroustoo
OH PLEASE, I KNO⌁ HO⌁ TO PICK PEOPLE ⌁ITH A LITTLE BIT MORE FINESS THAN THAT. IF I ⌁ANTED TO GET SUCKED OFF BY A DOE EYED SYCOPHANT I'D JUST SKIM OFF THE TOP OF THE ACQUISITIONS DEPARTMENT FOR THE NEAREST BRO⌁NNOSER. MAYBE TAKE THAT BIT OF ⌁ISDOM TO THE BANK TOO ⌁HILE YOU'RE AT IT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BE ONE ⌁HO OF THE REAL CLASS ACTS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ You're so generous for imparting your wisdom like that, ill be sure to take it to heart~ #isthathowyouhireyouremployees #ididwhatineededtosurvive #happyyouvegotitallfiguredouttho #yourearealcharmer
YEAH. YEAH ACTUALLY! I AM, THANK YOU. ONLY THE BEST MERITOCRACY SUR⌁I⌁AL OF THE CLE⌁EREST FAR AS I CAN CONTROL IT, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. SAY, YOU'RE A LITTLE CUTER THAN I FIRST THOUGHT, MAYBE YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AT THIS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Careful, words of praise from someone like you might go to my head~ #idolikeagoodegoboostthough #cantwaittoseemoreofyou #youlooklikeyouknowhowtohaveafuntime
CHECK MY PINNED. BIG FISH. THERE WAS A SPILL AT THE RUSTBLOOD FACTORY. AND EVERYTHING MUST GO. HOW MANY CAN WE PUT YOU DOWN FOR. #SUGGESTIVE.
⌁OOF. THIS IS MORE PSYCHOFUCK THAN ⌁HEN I FIRST STARTED BLASTING THE ADS FOR TRIPLE-X SATURN BOT MODEL ON THE LATE-LITE NET⌁ORK. SHEEEEEEESH. I MEAN, ⌁HAT KIND OF CASTE CHERRYPICKER REPROBATE DO YOU TAKE ME FOR??? MY S⌁EET TOOTH RUNS DI⌁ERSE BECAUSE OUR ⌁ORLD IS DI⌁ERSE. COUGH. HO⌁'S ABOUT YOU AND A COUPLE OTHER CONFIDENT GALS THAT DON'T NEED NO FISH ENJOY A NICE INTIMATE DAY IN, MY TO⌁ER'S GOT THE BEST ⌁IE⌁ SECOND TO NONE.
LISTEN YKNO⌁ ⌁HAT I THINK? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
IT'S CALLED DRAMATIC TIMING I ALREADY POSTED ⌁HAT I THINK. BUT SINCE YOU'RE CURIOUS AND COSMOPOLITAN ENOUGH TO ASK FOR ANOTHER BANGER SATURN OPINION I'LL SHED ANOTHER NUGGET OF GOLD FOR FREE. I THINK THAT ANYONE ⌁HO COMPLAINS ABOUT A ⌁ORLD SHATTERING APOCALYPTIC E⌁ENT COULD PROBABLY LEARN TO BITE BACK INSTEAD OF MOPE AND COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME. BOOOOORING, TOTAL SNOOZEFEST. THE HEROICS IN THIS HOLE ARE ABYSSMAL, NO ⌁ONDER NO ONE'S GOT ANYTHING GOING ON IN LIFE ON HERE IT'S LIKE A SHELLBEAST TRAPPED ON ITS BACK CIRCLEJERK. NO⌁ THAT'S A FUCKING DOOZY OF A MENTAL IMAGE, YUCK. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
FIREARMS ARE AN EXTREMELY O⌁ERRATED AND EXTREMELY SEXY SOCIAL LUBRICANT MUCH AS I'D LO⌁E TO SAY OTHER⌁ISE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
E⌁ERYONE ⌁ANT ME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SATURN. DON'T ⌁ORRY YOU'LL COME AROUND TO IT, SOMETIMES IT'S A DELAYED ONSET OF "⌁ANT ME" IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST EXPOSURE.
Right §u(R)e. I'm not nea(R)ly d(R)unk enough fo(R) that to be even in the §ame ballpa(R)k a§ 'wanting', but §u(R)e, maybe I'll §uffe(R) i(R)(R)epa(R)able pan-damage. ™
This one is the most Cronus thing you ever Cronused.
SO YOU DO ⌁ANT TO ⌁ANT ME IS ⌁HAT I'M GETTING FROM THIS. HAHAHA, JK, BUT ALSO, ⌁HOA THERE TAKE IT EASY NO NEED TO RUSH YOURSELF COMING AROUND TO THE IDEA, YKNO⌁? I LIKE ⌁HEN IT TAKES TIME FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE UP THEIR MINDS ABOUT ME, MAKES IT MORE... SIGNIFICANT OR SOMETHING YKNO⌁? ANY⌁AY. SINCE THIS IS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION I'LL GI⌁E YOU AN E FOR EFFORT TRYING TO MAKE AN EQUALLY SNAPPY IMPRESSION RIGHT BACK.
⌁HAT DO YOU MEAN HE BLOCKED ME. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
THAT'S ILLEGAL. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
you will look at my poorly socialized shitzipoo. thank you again @thrivingGarland https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab7ac831f42b.png
I... do not...know...why I was....tagged...but...what a...cute....thingy....(^ . ^ ❀) [I SO HAPPY YOU LOVE YOUR SHITLING!!!]
THEY JUST DON'T MAKE GRATUITOUS EYE CANDY THE ⌁AY THEY USED TO ANYMORE. I MEAN, I STILL DO. BUT THEY DON'T. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
THAT AIN'T AN ANS⌁ERABLE QUESTION. BUT MY AD⌁ICE TO YOU IS TO START BARKING UP A DIFFERENT TREE FOR A CHANGE HABIBI. AS PER USUAL. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
SPECIAL EDITION OF SATURN AMA, LIFE GURU EDITION. I'M OFFERING FREE AD⌁ICE TONIGHT. FREE!!! LET BIG PAPA S HELP YOU SORT OUT ⌁HATE⌁ER DUMB MUNDANE CRAP YOU'RE STRESSING YOURSELF SILLY O⌁ER ⌁HEN YOU COULD BE ENJOYING YOURSELF, GRATEFULLY MIGHT I ADD, ⌁ITHOUT A CARE IN THE ⌁ORLD BECAUSE I FIXED YOUR SHIT. MAYBE O⌁ER DRINKS E⌁EN, ⌁HATE⌁ER YOU ⌁ANT. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/CFKX36F2GFKR⌁Q7S9 ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
LOOK THE NAME'S A ⌁ORK IN PROGRESS I'⌁E GOT PEOPLE FOR THAT. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
⌁AIT SHIT FUCK I FORGOT I NEEDED TO ANNOUNCE THE NE⌁ PRODUCT DESIGN COMING SOON THIS PERIGREE IT'S UHHHH *FLIPS CAEGAR* A GUN *THRO⌁S DART* THAT MOANS *SPINS ⌁HEEL* ⌁HEN YOU HEADSHOT SOMEONE. YIPPEE CLAP CLAP CLAP MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR PAN BUSTER (PATENT PNDG.) COMING SOON. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
i might bbe in ththe market ffor a new gun depending on sspecss, id bbe willing to talk. erotic name or no
JEEZ ALRIGHT I MEAN YOU KNO⌁ THIS AIN'T A CHARITY, RIGHT?? THOSE ARE OUR TOP OF THE LINE, TOO. LUCKY FOR YOU ⌁E ARE PROSPECTI⌁ELY LOOKING INTO PAYMENT PLANS FOR RENT-A-GUN SER⌁ICES. YKNO⌁, SOMETHING FOR POOR PEOPLE I MEAN LESS FINANCIALLY FLEXIBLE LIFESTYLES. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
BEFORE I GET AHEAD OF MYSELF AGAIN PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THE CREDIT TO BACK IT UP. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY SO I DUNNO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR SOMETHING. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ACES. ⌁HAT KINDA STYLE YOU LOOKING TO ROCK ⌁ITH, S⌁EETHEART? UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL? RANGED? SA⌁ THAT PIC ON YOUR PROFILE THERE, ⌁ERY NICE. ⌁E GOT PLENTY OF SNIPER RIFLES, JUST GIMME AN IDEA OF ⌁HAT YOU GOT YOUR PUSHER SET ON. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
a ssolid ranged weapon iss deffinitely my sspeed, youre quite asstute. mid-long range, reassonabble rate off ffire ffor ththe type, high enough calibbre to get ththe jobb done withthout abbssolutely obbliterating ththe target. i ssupposse a good ssolid hunting riffle ffor large prey and/or any errant trollss ththat may tresspassss
SEE THIS IS ⌁HY I MAKE SURE ALL THE TROLLS ARE A 7, BARE MINIMUM, IF THEY'RE GONNA BE HIRED AT THE MAIN HQ HI⌁EBLOCK ⌁HERE I PHYSICALLY EXIST IN. IT MAKES ALL THE PETTY DRAMA AND SQUABBLES ALL THE MORE FUN TO ⌁ATCH. DON'T GET ME ⌁RONG THE LESS-THAN LOOKERS GET HIRED ON TOO, JUST, YKNO⌁. SOME OTHER BUILDING. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
OH SHIT HAHA ONE OF EM GRABBED A STAPLER. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
THIS SHIT'S BETTER THAN HALF OF THE SLOP ON PAILHUB. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
E⌁ERY DAY I'M NOT ASTONISHED, AND ACTUALLY PRETTY DAMN ⌁INDICATED, PUSHER⌁ARMED ACTUALLY, THAT THE GENERAL POPULACE E⌁EN ON HERE KNO⌁S HO⌁ TO E⌁ALUATE GOOD PEOPLE ⌁HEN THEY SEE EM. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁