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Well, I am HR technically. And I /do/ love this.
Precisely!
I would like to state for the record that I do not have, nor have I ever possessed, what we are referring to in this instance as a "troll-sona." I take the appropriation and costume-play of the troll phenotype very seriously. Frankly, I don't know what bad actor would even THINK to do that. :| Any images contradicting this claim have been fabricated by enemies of my enterprise. Jane Crocker has never "done trollface." #OfficialPost
The Chittr Populous Yearns For Photos. It Has Been Some Time Since I've Posted Any, Hasn't It?
I Look So Good In My Little Outfit Tonight. #serene
i'm 6asically.... a HER6....... so JOT THAT D5WN
I... do not...know...why I was....tagged...but...what a...cute....thingy....(^ . ^ ❀) [I SO HAPPY YOU LOVE YOUR SHITLING!!!]
What they don't tell you when they ask you to sign your first autograph is that you're really just figuring out the exact shape your Repetitive Strain Injury is going to be five (5) or ten (10) sweeps later.
As If You Wouldn't Love To See Me In A Dress. Pervert. #positive #teasing #suggestive #nsfc
If Ritchy Sells Me On The Black Market And No One Buys, I Am Going To Be Very Disappointed. Just So You're Aware.
I'd Simply Have To Bite You. #serene #nsfw #nsfc
i dont have friendþ but in the event i meet anyone ill be þure to paþþ on your þtore dont you worry i definitely reþpect the grind
wiþh i could þay the þame þorry for waþting your time with my jokeþ lmao didnt realiþe thiþ waþ a buþineþþ tranþaction
do not worry ive got ththe credit. im ready to disscussss
Imagine. We Are Doing Pet Play Because You Think I Would Look Hot In Meowbeast Ears And A Tail, But I Start Knocking Your Priceless Belongings Off Onto The Ground And Eating Plastic Instead Of Being Sexy. #nsfw #nsfc
i might bbe in ththe market ffor a new gun depending on sspecss, id bbe willing to talk. erotic name or no
i do like la grande petite mort purely for the romanticiþm of the name before it fuckþ you up, lotþ of great choiceþ honeþtly
rolling the dice to make an erotic gun iþ kind of baþed
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Well g()lly! There sure are a l()t ()f n!ce and k!nd and sweet h!ghbl()()ds ar()und these parts
♬♪ Now playing ~ Ultra Masculine Olive Girl Playlist to Fuck that Bread To ♬♪ #NSFW
Hmm.
Cr0nus w0uld get me a nicer kennel
Whenever You're Ready To " Spit It Out ", You Can Message Me. :>
Every⇢ ˗ˏˋ⌖ay⇢ ˗ˏˋI'm⇢ ˗ˏˋastonishe⌖.⇢ ˗ˏˋWhatever.⇢ ˗ˏˋNot⇢ ˗ˏˋmy⇢ ˗ˏˋproblem.
I Have A Feeling We Will See About That, Lovely. #positive #suggestive #nsfc
:O |d love to come see thAt some t|me! |f youd hAve me of course!! |m honored!!!
Apex Of / All / Things? Well. I'm Not So Sure About That. #teasing
And youre so generous! Anyone would be lucky to cAll you the|r boss
you cAre so much Abt the well-be|ng of your stAff :) soooo AmAz|ng! so thoughtful
Lol They Did Not Want Me On The Throne Either Did The Church And Yet Here I Am. Let The Elderly Sulk, It Will Not Change What Has Happened.
You Certainly Have A Way With Words. Dealing With The Old Is A Dull Task. In My Experience They Are The Ones That Actually Care About Traditions.
omg h|||| h||| :) h|| yess | dooo!! | try to Attt leAst eevry1 deserves to feel specc|Al :)
uhhhh h||| :) |dk howow to tt|tle th|s propperrly but th|ss |s thAt t|err l|st | wAss tAlk|n Ab|utt. | cAn Alsso elAborrAte onn th|ngs |f u rllyyy wAnt to mee to :)
this guy gets it!
i should start a cable access tvw showv wvhere i giwve sex advwice. #nsfvw
030 Wait y⚣ur right this c⚣up⚣n is w⚣rth a l⚣t I can try every flav⚣r!!!
⚣⚣⚣⚣h There's s⚣ many different types ⚣f cr⚣cker cake mix 0-0 Which ⚣ne sh⚣uld I get??
Yay!!! Thank y⚣u Mr. Saturn I was just thinking ab⚣ut getting a snack 030
Next sicknasty sh0uld feature a surprise executi0n i pr0mise the tr0lls will l0ve it
MAKING ALL THIS HUBBUB about killing that one specific person probably excites them because theyve GOT A FEW SCRUPLES IN THEIR PAN. just be quiet about it and do it, deny them the GRANDOISE performance
Listening and learning. Well, as you know, I live on an Alternia where the empire is alive and well.
-|---► anyone wanna... jo1n my rebell1on... we got free food... and we'll end cast1st bel1efs forever 1f we w1n... but yeah, free food!
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ʚ( ❤︎h-em-sea!!! Y♡u Mean It?! Thank Y♡u Thank Y♡u Thank Y♡u!!! )ɞ
ʚ( ❤︎hhh, H♡w Enthralling!!!! If Y♡u Ever C♡me T♡ Er♡sen, Can Y♡u Bring ♡ne ♡f Y♡ur Guitars? I'd Like T♡ See S♡mething Fr♡m Earth That Isn't Just A R♡mantic-c♡medy M♡vie! Xp )ɞ
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't see why not! @lovwerBoy look
READING ONTO THE RECORD! not that many beans to spill! you're just very friendly & we talk occasionally ᴹ:)
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! well, i'm grabbing coffee with a friend right now, then i've got tickets to a matinee production of Waiterrorizer. nothing crazy but it's been very nice! READING ONTO THE RECORD! interplanetary diplomacy sounds a lot more exciting, & i'd ask follow-up questions about it if i knew what that entailed even a little bit.
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! hi saturn! my night's also pretty good ᴹ:D
ʚ( ❤︎h, ♡h, G♡sh!! It's S♡ L♡vely T♡ Meet Y♡u, T♡♡! <3 i Kn♡w My Citizens L♡ve Me And My Reign, But It's Always S♡ Flattering Hearing C♡mpliments Fr♡m S♡me♡ne Else ♡utside ♡f Er♡sen! Y♡u Sh♡uld C♡me Visit, If Y♡u'd Ever Want T♡! )ɞ
ʚ( L♡ve And Peace!!! https://file.garden/acha5wa0vhdp6dsa/rand♡m%20ph♡t♡s/d♡g-peace-sign-peace.png )ɞ
// OOC stuff to be added but in the same timeline as @saturnCorp. CEO's own personal Rebel and biggest hater.
I kn0w its weird but s0metimes i feel like jerking 0ff is admitting defeat #nsfw
↘️yes.↘️
↗️I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.↗️
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee. az 10ng az y0u enj0y it. [END MESSAGE]
the three heads all fo(using on a single point is a ni(e tou(h
the vwise understand that the absence of no is the same as a yes. #dubcon
꧁PARASOCIAL?!꧂
you know what, you're right
| should reAlly post t|ts AgA|n th|s w|ll be rect|f|ed when |m not comfy cozy |n my cupe
ngl can't tell the difference between love and abuse anymore which is probably unhealthy but i really don't care
It's called Terran humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Beforus.
It is my greatest pleasure to make this announcement. After weeks of collaboration, Crockercorp and its subsidiary entities would like to welcome FEFERI PEIXES as its new Chief Employee Resources Officer, reporting directly to the CEO. I have nothing but the utmost confidence that our new CERO will make me proud. :B Congratulations, @cuttlefishCabbalist!
Im such a girls girl ill 0nly fuck y0ur b0yfriend a few times #nsfw
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #notabulgerating #parttwo Youtaste of acidic honey. Its wet and a bit sweet. Refreshing like lemonade on a warm summer night. But as your body begins to lubricate itself through its natural slick the taste goes more towards like, a tart hibiscus than a sweet citrus honey. But that's not like, a bad thing. Hibiscus is excellent. Though I have occasionally noticed the taste of iron, my research tells me that is a perfectly natural presence. The skin itself tastes excellent too. A saltiness to it one would expect from human flesh plus the region's natural excess of excretions. The smell is kind of like caramel? Salted caramel, at that. It reminds me of little baked treats I saw when I was on Alternia's surface, but I don't know their names. Skin texture is smooth. Well maintained. I still can't psionically detect bush. But I imagine it's there.꧂
Am i being t00 mean
Uh duh im a l0wbl00d its like my j0b
Its n0t my fault i jiggle when i walk #suggestive
sleeping in a kennel could lowkey fix me
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꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
꧁https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠b21eb6a56591.png the people love jane's nook i guess #nsfw꧂
🜲 Wh⚜tever you s⚜y! ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
u hAve such A wAy w words <> <3 thAnk u thAnk u :)
I like t⚣ have fun -3- What's the p⚣int ⚣f drinking if y⚣u're n⚣t g⚣nna enj⚣y it y⚣u kn⚣w?
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I'll say it. Perhaps this is a flagrant display of my own alien ignorance. By my understanding, some of you are TOO OLD to still be on-planet. And with the sense of individual responsibility of a layabout vagrant, you spend your idle waking hours scrolling social media with a hand stuffed down your trousers. "Who wants me?" The Imperial Conscript. Go get in line for your assignment lest the drones haul you off, you draft-dodger. DO NOT come into my comment section to inform me that YOUR ITERATION of Alternia doesn't require you to feed the intergalactic war machine until you're troll-equivalent-of-twenty-five. I'm looking at you. You're ready to board that ship.
| rock w|th Any sAtt|e hes A sweet|e
idk he's kinda got a vibe. probably just cos he's Saturn
excerpt #2 from da #condyjournal “Somet)(ing I underestimated was my advantage in food supply. T)(e area on land is densely populated, and a lot of fig)(ting is )(appening over areas wit)( a consistent food source. Most of t)(em don’t )(ave gills, t)(oug)(. I could )(unt fis)( and leverage t)(ose to gain allies, and it would keep me at t)(e top of t)(e pack. )(aving in)(erent natural abilities is somet)(ing to take advantage of. I am not t)(e only sea dweller but I didn’t see a lot of t)(em. Most seem to be staying in t)(e water. It’s a good strategy if t)(eir goal is simply to survive. But I don’t t)(ink I’ll be satisfied wit)( mere survival.” cod use more fis)( puns tb)(
peeps love actin like i’m meant to know w)(o t)(ey r (????) wtf is an ampora
anywaves found an old journal of mine eelmao cringe bass baby t)(oug)(t dis s)(ip was jus gone forever ffs
if i ain’t bein super active on )(ere s)(ips usually cuz I’m up to s)(it + u all weirdo freaks ftr got big s)(ip goin on ain’t alwaves got time for u mfers !!
now wait a minute
I've begun referring to the interns as "my scarabs." They seem to be enjoying it. Or maybe they're not—it's hard to tell.
Oh, holy shit. Troll Siri, cancel all my other posts. I need to find out everything I can about this new and scary Saturn.
He likes p⚣⚣r pe⚣ple s⚣ j⚣t that d⚣wn
Idk where we'd be with⚣ut guys like y⚣u tbh -3-
I feel like we're giving that Saturn the impressi⚣n that we're really p⚣⚣r