Vriska Serket
@arachnidsGrip
Leave it to one repeated joke to leave a nasty taste in my mouth. Ugh.
Lol. Lmao even. You fucking wish you were me. #SlamtasSuccess
:33 < nah i like me too much to wish i were mew!! :33 < if i were mew, i'd wish i was me!!!
AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE UP TO, HUH? IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING SNEAKY, YOU'RE DEAD GOD DAMN WRONG, SWEETHEART. HELLO!!! HELLOOOO!!! I'M KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR LET ME IN!!!!
KARKATS. LEADERSHIP HUDDLE.
Slampora can only go so far, I need a new means of stress relief. Like a Slamtas or something.
WELL I DON'T GOD DAMN KNOW! MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK HER INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH YOURSELF IN ANOTHER PERSON'S THREADS? AGAIN?! GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC AND UP YOUR OWN ASS IT IS GOD DAMN RIDICULOUS!
OKAY. THEN I WILL. ALONGSIDE YOU. AND THE OTHER ONE.
THEN FUCKING DO IT, MAN. MAKE MY GOD DAMN LIGHT!
#ALLISNICE?
BET.
GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES ALREADY HERE.
ARE WE?! I DUNNO, MAN, YOUR INTENT SEEMS PRETTY GOD DAMN CLEAR TO ME!
SAVE IT FOR LATER IS WHAT I’M SAYING. YOU HAVE NO SCRUPLES, IT’S HONESTLY FUCKING ASTOUNDING.
WHAT? LATER? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
HE'S JUST A PIR8 YOU FUCKING IDIOTS UGH!!!!!!!! #A8CC
Me? Single-handedly holding up #A8CC ???????? It's more likely than you'd think. ::::)
#tAVROStUESDAY, cLAP CLAP, cLAP CLAP CLAP,
dIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT WAS TUESDAY, tILL I SAW THIS, tHANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME, }:)
mY HANDS, tO THE TUNE OF, lET'S GO DEFENSE, cLAP CLAP, cLAP CLAP CLAP,
Im not addicted to gambling im addicted to hope and theres just plain and square nothing wrong with that.
My bags are *already packed* my good man.
fuuuuuck this is tru kinda makes me wanna get back into the swing of #jadebustin again
Im no sunday prude but good heavens to betsy dont talk about my granny like that. Tavvy i had no idea you were such a debauched pervert!
DAMMIT u got me!!!! godddd i miss it tav i rly do fml.... i think i need u to come over so we can bust one 2gether iykwim ;)))
wHAT? nOW i KNOW, i HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH, yOUR gAMGAM, cERTAINLY NOT 1N THE WAY, i HAD MY WAY WITH, jADE'S gRAMPS,
yea rn!!!! u better hurry LOL..... lest i start bustin these jades all by my lonely lonesome!
i'M COMING, i'M COM1NG rOXY! aS FAST AS i CAN, dON'T YOU BUST, uNTIL i AM THERE, tO BUST WITH YOU!
I wish i was on the inside of all this hubbub.
#NEONOOK MONDAY, #NSFW
kudos!
Hell yeah! Thank you!!!
neo nook wwho this
eridan this might be the single funniest joke youve ever made
THIS IS THE KIND OF LIBERATION IT'S ALL ABOUT. HELL YEAH, SISTER.
HAPPY 8/8 LET'S HEAR IT FOR EVERYONE'S FAAAAAAAAVORITE TROLL: ME!!!!!!!!
youll be hearing s0mething all right.
happy vore day vriska im so glad that you get to share a numeric date with a monumental holiday
Ew, seriously, everyone seems to 8e keeping that quip close at prong every time I cele8r8 myself! It gets a little stale, you know? 8ut I appreci8 your willingness to chime in, it does mean a lot. I know that you're always glad to cele8r8 me even if you dress it up like this. Thaaaaaaaanks Aradia!
TAVROS TUESDAY 8ITCHES GET PUMPED!!!!!!!! #TAVROSTUESDAY
OH ARE WE DOING THAT AGAIN? YAY I GUESS.
There's a limited num8er of trolls that can claim a day of the week, and I'll 8e damned if we let #FeferiFriday get more steam than #TavrosTuesday !!!!!!!! Okay? Okay! Thank you 8a8e!
I JUST DON'T THINK ANYONE NEEDS A DAY? ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT WE'RE TORTURED CEASELESSLY BY THE GRINDING CINDERBLOCKS OF TIME EVERY SWEEP WHEN OUR WRIGGLING DAY COMES AROUND? IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE CAN HAVE A DAY OF THE WEEK WITH THIS BULLSHIT CALENDAR THAT THE HUMANS HAVE FORCED ON US, ANYWAY. WHAT WOULD YOURS BE? VRISKA VWEDNESDAY?
Uh, no, my day that isn't my wiggling day is 8/8 on the human calendar. WHICH, you might notice, is coming up????????
You can't let me have one thing without doing something like this, huh? Just ONE THING. You WOULD know when vore day was, wouldn't you Karkat????????
YES BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ONLINE FOR LONGER THAN FIVE MINUTES IT ISN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT WITH A CURSORY GLANCE ONLINE. AND I CAN LET YOU HAVE ONE THING: YOUR WRIGGLING DAY. YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER, JUST AS I DON'T NEED A FUCKING NOTHER. WHY DO YOU NEED A DAY TO BE SPECIAL AND FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY SPECIAL ENOUGH? YOU DON'T NEED A DAY OF YOUR OWN TO PROVE HOW COOL YOU ARE. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
Aw, you think I'm cool? Karkat, you're so adora8le when you're trying to 8e persuasive. I mean, it isn't working, 8ut you are cute. Plus we 8oth know Tavros needs all the days she can get, so. #TavrosTuesday forever.
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, SERKET! I AM NOT TRYING TO BE 'PERSUASIVE', I'M GIVING YOU COLD HARD FACTS STRAIGHT TO THE JAW, AND IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM THEN THAT'S ON YOU.
iT SEEMS TO ME, tO BE A STRANGE SET OF PRIORITIES TO, bE ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO BE A JERK, bUT THEN GETT1NG MAD WHEN, pEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A JERK, iN WAYS YOU PERHAPS, dID NOT INTEND BUT ARE STILL, dOING, oR, tO GET UPSET WHEN YOU ARE, bEING A JERK, aS IS YOUR STATED GOAL, aND THEN OTHER PEOPLE, aRE L1KE, hEY, qUIT BEING A JERK, jERK, iT'S JUST,,, tHERE IS TH1S ENTIRE CULTURE i THINK, oF BEING PERFORMATIVELY MEAN, tHEN CALLING PEOPLE, eASILY OFFENDED OR SOMETHING, bUT i THINK THAT, iF YOU WERE FLICKING SOMEONE, oVER AND OVER, iN REAL LIFE, tHEN GOT INDIGNANT WHEN THEY TELL YOU, tO STOP, oR FLICK YOU BACK,,, iT IS JUST, wIGGLERISH BEHAVIOR, vERY SELF-CENTERED AND, sOLIPSISTIC, iF YOU WILL, aND i THINK THE BEST SOLUTION, iF YOU ARE A BULLY, bUT CAN NOT HANDLE, eMOTIONALLY, bE1NG CALLED OUT, aS A BULLY, tHEN, tHE BEST SOLUTION IS TO QUIT BEING, a BULLY, aND, iT IS NOT AS THOUGH, tHAT BEING A BULLY, eXISTS IN A VACUUM ANYWAYS, iF YOU ARE OKAY WITH BEING, cALLED A BULLY, bUT NOT A MISOGYNISTIC OR, hOMOPHOBE OR TRANSPHOBE, oR, rACIST OR ABLEIST, i MEAN,,, a HUGE SWATH OF INSULTS, aRE BASED AROUND, aLL THOSE THINGS, iMPLYING SOMEONE IS LESSER OR, a PART OF ONE OF THESE GROUPS, wHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE REALLY, wHICH IMPLIES THEY ARE LESSER, iN THE EYES OF THE BULLY, lIKE, wE WENT OVER A LOT OF TH1S, sORT OF TH1NG IN MY wOMEN'S sTUDIES COURSES, lIKE FROM WIGGLERHOOD, a GO TO INSULT IS, gIRLY, oR PUSSY, oR A B-WORD, aLL MEANING, wEAK OR SOFT OR COWARDLY OR, eMOTIONAL, aND 1S IT ANY SURPRISE THAT, tHIS CLEARLY STEMS, fROM MISOGYNISTIC IDEALS, tHAT FOR SOMEONE TO BE, "WOMANLY," IS INSULTING, a BAD THING, aND SOME PEOPLE WILL SAY DUMB STUFF, lIKE, cALL YOU THE SEXIST FOR IMPLY1NG, wOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, aND THUS FITTING OF THE INSULTS, aND THAT IS JUST, a RED HERRING ARGUMENT, wE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, wE CAN NOT JUST PRETEND THAT, tHIS STUFF 1SN'T THE BELIEF SYSTEM, hELD BY HUGE SWATHS OF PEOPLE, aND TO DO SO IS DISINGENUOUS, tO A HUGE DEGREE, aND L1KE, iS IT REALLY A BIG DEAL, iF ONE PERSON CALLS SOMEONE, a B-WORD? nOT REALLY, bUT, i LIKE TO THINK OF IT LIKE, pICKING UP LITTER, yES WE NEED, bROADER CHANGE, aT THE TOP, tO SOLVE THE PROBLEM BUT, wHILE SMALL CORRECTIONS ON AN INDIV1DUAL LEVEL, wON'T FIX EVERYTHING, wE CAN LEAVE A SPACE NICER THAN, wE FOUND IT AND, iF A LOT OF US ALL DO THAT, iT CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE, i THINK, aND, sOME PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY GO, tOO LONG, d1DN'T READ ALL THAT, oR, mAJOR YAPPING, oR, wOW, i'M LIVING IN YOUR PAN RENT-FREE, aND L1KE,,, oKAY? gOOD FOR YOU, i AM SHARING MY THOUGHTS ON, tHINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME, aND IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO ENGAGE, wITH THEM OR, tAKE ME HAVING BIG THOUGHTS AS, a SIGN YOU HAVE WON, sOME ARGUMENT THEN, i'M OKAY WITH THAT, i JUST HOPE THAT, mAYBE PEOPLE WILL TH1NK MORE, aBOUT THE GOLDEN RULE AND, aBOUT T.H.I.N.K., bECAUSE, i THINK IF WE ALL, tREATED OTHERS JUST A BIT BETTER THEN, eARTH C OR, wHEREVER YOU PERSONALLY LIVE, cOULD BECOME JUST A LITTLE BIT, bETTER AND, i THINK THAT'S WORTH A TRY, rIGHT?
I think this was very well thought-out and put, Tavros. that kind of behavior from people is the pinnacle of wigglerish behavior and it drives me right out of my pan to see it.
tHANK YOU! i AM NOT REALLY EXPECTING THIS, tO CHANGE ANYTHING i JUST, wANT TO TALK ABOUT, mY THOUGHTS, sOMETIMES,
We should hang out more, @handMaid !!!!!!!!
♏️ I AGREE. ♏️ EDIT: I WOULD HAVE AGREED ANYWAY.
Hitting Nepeta with the Maidific8tion 8eam was kind of fucked, 8ut we dig it. #a8cc #maidific8tion
:33< #forcemaied
he7 i said that last time
Oh my god, he always has to yap for 888 years 8efore anything good. YAWN!!!!!!!! #a8cc
they shoald invent life that isnt fuckin boring
they totally should
tHANK YOU, eVERYONE FOR SUCH A GREAT AND COOL, #tAVROStUESDAY, i LOVE YOU ALL, mY #tAVhEADS,
holy sh1t 1ts #tavrostuesday. well, 1 mean, personally every tuesday 1s tavros tuesday when youre h1vemates but thats bes1des the po1nt
wOW, wHAT A GREAT, #tAVROStUESDAY, tHIS IS SO FAR, tHANKS, rOOMIE, oR i GUESS, bLOCKIE IS THE TROLL TERM, iT IS EASY TO GET USED TO THE HUMAN ONES, hERE, wHERE i LIVE, wH1CH REMAINS, aMBIGUOUS, fOR THE SAKE OF MY INTERNET SAFETY,
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! It is #TavrosTuesday ::::) I 8etter see you Tavheads cele8r8ting her or else!!!!!!!!
wOW, tHANKS vRISKA THIS IS, vERY SWEET OF YOU,
Well it 8'nt meant to 8e sweet! I guess I can accept that it might seem that way. I'm just maneuvering you as a far more respecta8le and less o8noxious candid8 for having a whole day dedic8ted to you than the entire contingent of Striders on here that CONSTANTLY seem to have days or even hours devoted to their shenanigans.
yEAH, iT DEF1NITELY SEEMS LIKE, tHERE IS A QUANT1TY AND QUALITY, d1SCREPANCY, gOING ON HERE WITH THE sTRIDERS, nOT THAT i WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, oF COURSE,