Vriska Serket
@arachnidsGrip
AND WITH THUNDEROUS APLOMB, VRISKA ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO ASSERT HERSELF IN OUR SHARED LIVING SPACE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE SHE'S BEEN BY LEAVING A GNARLED MESS OF HAIR IN THE SHOWER DRAIN. THIS SORT OF BLATANT FUCKING ANTAGONISM WOULD DRIVE THE OLD KARKAT INTO A BITTER FUCKING FRENZY BUT...SHE'S UNDERESTIMATED ME. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH THIS GROSS MESS. I'M SURE HER RECUPERACOON COULD USE SOME NEW DECOR! I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS FUCKING HOUSEMATE, DON'T YOU THINK?
holy sh1t 1ts #tavrostuesday. well, 1 mean, personally every tuesday 1s tavros tuesday when youre h1vemates but thats bes1des the po1nt
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! It is #TavrosTuesday ::::) I 8etter see you Tavheads cele8r8ting her or else!!!!!!!!
wOW, tHANKS vRISKA THIS IS, vERY SWEET OF YOU,
Well it 8'nt meant to 8e sweet! I guess I can accept that it might seem that way. I'm just maneuvering you as a far more respecta8le and less o8noxious candid8 for having a whole day dedic8ted to you than the entire contingent of Striders on here that CONSTANTLY seem to have days or even hours devoted to their shenanigans.
Typical Fussyfangs, dangling 88 like a first time angler. You've got to improve your cast to get the heavy hitters to *actually* medi8 your dum8 ideas.
Or Perhaps Youve Simply Grown Dull In Older Age
Oh, so you actually want Vriskas tripping over themselves to 8eg for your mercy, or grace, or whatever it is that 8oils down to attention. Goooooooot it. Have fun trying to play lamp and moth! I'm sure it'll work so much 8etter now that you're attempting to fill the role that always made you stum8le and please 8efore. ::::/
Asshole doesn't even WINK correctly.
how do you fuck up a wink?
thats on me i forgot about blinking i guess.
Tragic to have forgotten, 8ut I guess I can forgive the oversight.
IS·THIS·AN·ALLVSION·TO·THE·PROCESSES·OF·ACTVAL·BVNGHOLE·OR·MERELY·A·HAPPY·COMEDIC·ACCIDENT· #nsfw
Hah! Just a comedic accident, though at this point I wouldn't 8e surprised if that failure of a troll DID have issues making his wastechute function properly.
oh how benevolent.
At the end of the day? I’m literally nice.
May8e it's time to stop holding 8ack. May8e it's time for you to go sicko mode. MAY8E. Just may8e. 8 raisins.
You would suggest eight raisins… Wouldn’t you…..
#eridanagenda #powwerscaling #debate
Once upon a time I would have laughed in the face of this question, 8ut things have changed! I think that mangy dog-man would 8e a fine mist 8efore the fight even got particularly interesting.
i FEEL FUNNY,
I know you're going through some kind of self discovery arc 8ut I SWEAR the lazy time I saw you (MERE DAYS AGO LEST WE FORGET) you were more su8stantial than that. What the hell happened????????
L A S T NOT LAZY WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT 8E WHAT I WANTED TO SAY YOU STUPID PALMHUSK!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahahahahahaha! Holy shit! That would RULE. What are these stupid yellow things, they're so charming.
"I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE" MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE.
THE TRUEST FUCKING HORROR OF CHITTR IS WATCHING FACSIMILES OF YOUR FRIENDS ACT LIKE FUCKING CARICATURES OF THEMSELVES ON THE TIMELINE, DEBASING THEMSELVES FOR ALL TO SEE IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME NOT WHOLLY UNCONVINCED THAT THEY'RE RANDOM EARTH-C PEOPLE CYBER COSPLAYING AS 'CREATORS' FOR SOCIAL MEDIA CLOUT. JANE POSTED THAT ONE MALFORMED CLONE FROM THE HUMAN SHOW POWERPUFF GIRLS THE OTHER DAY AND IT REALLY IS FUCKING LIKE THAT. WELL, SHE HAS A LOT MORE PATIENCE FOR YOU FREAKS THAN I DO, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH RIGHT NOW.
✨🍭🕷️ Call me barney the green skeleton the way I'm always here or whatever fuckshit that guy says 🕷️🍭✨
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT WHAT THE FUCK HE SAYS
ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A WRIGGLER'S SHOW?!
wHAT? wE'RE TALK1NG ABOUT, tHE BBEG, hERE, dUDE,
I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BARNEY. I'VE COMPLETELY LOST THE THREAD OF THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DO TO ME?!