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You had your chance, you 8lew it Out of sight, out of mind Shut your mouth, I just can't take it Again and again and again and again #MORELYRICSPOSTING #TAKETHEFUCKINGHINT

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8ut since you 8een gone I can 8reathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah Thanks to you Now I get, I get what I want Since you 8een gone #LYRICPOSTING

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He went to sleep a while ago, 8ut I can't seem to get my pan to rest. I'm resisting the tempt8tion to start posting on here like it's a journal, 8ut I know 8etter than to give any of you rowdy animals fodder. You earn the right to put any of my own #serketposting into your spank 8ank, I don't just hand it over. Still........ there's just something incredi8ly reassuring a8out touching a 8ody that solid. May8e I'm into that? I've never really considered it much when I'm attracted to a woman, so it's just one od those weird quirks that you have to monitor carefully lest it 8ecome a full 8lown kink. ::::I #suggestive #nsfw #Justto8esafe

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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

are you winning? :o)

Y'know what Gamzee? I think I am!

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

im dialin in great thins are comin https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a6d6e4a4e61.png

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Is that fucking comic sans????????

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

i cant evven be bothered to parry wwhat a presume is some dumb gotcha thats not evven remotely related to my thesis if youre goin to insult me then at least put some sauce into it you dont need to fall back on ad hominems youre not six anymore you should be capable a more sophisticated artifices than braid pullin if you wwant attention

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Nothing really to parry there, I guess I'm just astonished that you'd go out of your way to use a font that actually uses the word "comic" when I can't help 8ut assume you intend for your little manifesto to 8e taken with utmost seriousness? Or are you just making certain that all the dyslexic trolls are capa8le of sucking up your pan-dead delusions????????

oh, geez, i think i know how that guy feels now. i didn't think i'd be see THAT name.

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Oh my god. They put John on the 8each that makes you old!!!!!!!!

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i went to the beach that makes you old and all i got was back pain!

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Typical tourist trap gar8age!!!!!!!!

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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ Another win for OZA-TAP. We do not give our employees lice. ⧂

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Is that a win or a 8aseline hygiene expect8tion?

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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ Any up you can have against the competition is a win. If another company isn't meeting baseline hygiene expectations, then it is a win for yours if you do. ⧂

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Hmm, good point!

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One of these nights will 8e a normal, no frills, possi8ly even 8ORING night instead of a full tilt SELF-DISCOVERY ADVENTURE. FUCK!!!!!!!!

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Tonight, dear reader, is not one of those nights. O8viously!!!!!!!!

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@adiosToreador[AT]

fAT CHANCE, uNFORTUNATELY,,,

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And what is THAT supposed to mean????????

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@adiosToreador[AT]

iT MEANS, wE DON'T GET THAT LUXURY,,,

Ok, I can 8egrudgingly give you that point.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

come on guys let’s be real for a second, 1’m a nosey b1tch, 1 l1ke goss1p. tell1ng me NOT to be 1s l1ke ask1ng a bee not to make honey lol

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Rel8ta8le and honest. You love to see it!

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THIS EVIL SELF SHIT IS SO FUCKING STUPID, AS IF MOST OF US DIDN'T SPEND SO LONG TRAVERSING THE BUBBLES THAT WE'VE OUTRIGHT *MET* THE WORST VERSIONS OF OURSELVES. HELL, I'VE SEEN THE WORST VERSION OF MYSELF ON THIS PLATFORM! WHAT WOULD 'EVIL KARKAT' EVEN ENTAIL? NOT LIKING ROMCOMS ISN'T AN EVIL TRAIT IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS ABOUT SOME SOLID GOLD MEDIA THAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN YOU INSIST ON POINTLESS PRIDE.

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DO YOU THINK I'VE NEVER SENT A FLIRTY TEXT BEFORE?

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@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

r u sendin them 2 urself

GOOD QUESTION, ROXY LALONDE WHO IS A CAT FOR SOME REASON! WHY DON'T WE ASK VRISKA?

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@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

u know what just for that maybe i will turn evil n find ur ass lmao

OH I'M FEELING SO THREATENED! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HACK A HAIRBALL AT ME?

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@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

u do know i still use riflekind rite an ur not hard 2 find lmao

This is the Evil Karkat we should trem8le in fear over.

Let's not get too h8sty here, I think there might 8e some room for you to 8acktrack and NOT sound like you're threatening my........ Fuck it, it's an open secret at this point, my 8oyfriend. Not a gr8 look to 8e pulling out a rifle when a guy's just saying his piece! Trust me, I know a lot a8out looking 8ad when someone's just speaking their mind. A loooooooot. Don't join me on the side of 8eing the evil version of yourself already!

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HAHAHAHA. YES. FUCK YES! WANNA TELL HER ABOUT ALL OF THE AMAZING ROMANTIC TEXTS WE'VE HAD TOGETHER? NOT THAT SHE FUCKING DESERVES THE ABLUTION BLOCK MATERIAL.

We're in talks to have him formally recognized as The Casanova. It's a gr8 title that's only ever used for the most am8itious of quadrant pursuers! Fortun8tely for us all, Karkat seems to 8e willing to 8ear the yoke of that responsi8ility. Everyone say thank you Karkat!!!!!!!!

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https://open.spotify.com/track/28sl5fMj6VMVkvSQQ26fjQ?si=KTGKwmoRRLqwm0VfE4iwMg

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Haye it harder Erisolsprite, I know the recognition of the self can sting!!!!!!!!

Well that was engaging. I'm going to have to track down the other versions of this, including the version of the novel 8y Troll Gaston Leroux. Apparently there were a ton of characters that actually ended up cut out of the adapt8tions of the novel? Makes sense, seems to 8e something common in human media adapt8tions.

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Now I'm going to steal out of here 8efore they can make me watch Cats........

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@complacentIndignities[CI]

The Book I$ Genuine7y Very Good, I Think You'77 Find @ 7ot Of Thing$ To Enjoy @bout It Th@t Unfortun@te7y The Fi7m/mu$ic@7 @d@ption$ Mi$$ Out On. Which I$n't To $@y They're B@d. But The ~nu@nce~

I was making my gr8 escape from the screening of "Cats." I've got some interest in reading it, 8ut I'll have to compare and contrast. The roomm8 is going to wake up any time now, and possi8ly 8e pissed I went and watched a romantic drama without him, so may8e a 8ook clu8 is the way to appease his cantankerous cra88iness? Anyway, what nuance do you mean? I think this one was pretty lopsided towards offering pity to "Erik" rather than actually having him answer for any of his crimes, which simply can't 8e the case for the troll version. Even if troll operas are known for pushing more progressive ideals (the Magic Flute is a gr8 example of this, I'd say) there's just no way an Alternian art piece could have gotten away with such 8latant anti-culling propaganda. 8eforan society would have lapped it up, though. #PTO

He was crashing out over THAT??????? HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK THAT 8AD, WHAT THE FUCK????????

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Okay, yeah, the horri8le mistreatment, living in the operatic sewers, sure. 8ut still????????

Like. I had half my face 8lown off, get over yourself man.