Vriska Serket
@arachnidsGrip
Slampora can only go so far, I need a new means of stress relief. Like a Slamtas or something.
FUCKING *HELLO?*
HE'S JUST A PIR8 YOU FUCKING IDIOTS UGH!!!!!!!! #A8CC
#abcc the floorplan (sara's interpretation) (this is the current crowd tonight)
i WILL, sIT WITH YOU vRISKA, aND LISTEN TO YOUR MOVIE TRIVIA, kNOWLEDGE,
I KNOW. IT'S LAST-MINUTE. FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE MAD ABOUT IT. I'VE HAD A HELL OF A WIPE. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE (BY LOUD AS FUCK POPULAR DEMAND): PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006). I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING. "IS ABCC JUST GOING TO BE ALL PIRATES, NOW. HAVE YOU FULLY SOLD OUT, KARKAT. IS TROLL BOB IGER BEHIND A CURTAIN SOMEWHERE, SLIPPING YOU A BOONBUCK TO JUST PLAY EVERY SINGLE MOVIE FROM THIS FUCKASS FRANCHISE." MY ANSWER IS THE SAME ONE I ALWAYS GIVE. HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME. AND ALSO, NO. DESPITE THE CHEERS OF THE THRONGING CROWD FOR "PIRATES, MORE BLOODY PIRATES," THIS MOVIE STANDS OUT IN PARTICULAR. REMEMBER HOW I SAID THAT THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL WAS A ROMANCE? WELL HOLD THE FUCKING PALMHUSK, PEOPLE. YOU WANT TO TALK ROMANCE? THERE'S NO ROMANCE LIKE A *TRAGIC* ROMANCE. AND LET ME TELL YOU. THIS IS A MOVIE THAT SPEAKS TO THE VERY DEPTHS OF MY BRINY, PICKLED, BARNACLE-ENCRUSTED BLACK PUSHER IN A WAY THAT ONLY THE MOST HATEFUL YEARNERS ALIVE COULD UNDERSTAND. IT HAS LONGING. IT HAS SORROW. AND YES. IT HAS THE LEGENDARY FUCKING DICE SCENE. IT'S TIME TO TWIST THAT KEY, CRACK OPEN THE CHEST. AND #GETIN. THIS MOVIE IS RATED PG-13 (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE WITH ENOUGH SPICE TO KILL A 13 PERIGEE-OLD). SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
You know I'm there. You know it! I think Friday would work 8etter for me, though.
hEY, cREATOR FANS AND, #tAVhEADS, eSPECIALLY, i HAVE THE, hOT SCOOP ON A, fIRE SALE OF SOME, rARE MERCH, iF YOU HEAD ON DOWN TO, oLD mAN wORCHESTERCHIRE'S sCRAP yARD, oFF 5TH AND cRUMPLEHAT, aVENUE, tHERE IS A SCHEDULED BURNING OF, uNSOLD MERCH FROM *¡hOLA, tOREADOR!* THE, sITCOM OF WHICH i WAS IN, tHE STARRING ROLE, fILMED IN FRONT OF, a LARGE STUDIO AUDIENCE, bASED UPON, mY L1FE BOTH BEFORE AND, aFTER THE GAME, wITH HUMOROUS B1TS AND TOPICAL HUMOR, sPRINKLED THROUGHOUT, wHICH ENDED UP, bEING REDLIT, tHE OPPOSITE OF GREENLIT WHICH, i D1D NOT KNOW THERE WERE EVEN, dIFFERENT LIGHT COLORS, i THOUGHT IT COULD JUST BE, lIT OR NOT LIT, bUT, tHE STUDIO AUDIENCE FOR THE PILOT, ePISODE HAD ALL LEFT, pRETTY QUICKLY LIKE, bEFORE WE EVEN GOT TO SHOW OFF, mY EPIC CATCHPHRASE, oF, "nITRAM? i HARDLY KNOW 'EM!", wHICH IS A SHAME, bUT ANYWAYS, i GUESS THEY INVESTED PRETTY HEAVILY INTO TH1S MERCH, bUT ARE NOW UNABLE TO OFFLOAD IT SINCE, tHERE IS i GUESS, uHH, vERY LITTLE DEMAND, fOR IT, tHUS THE BURNING, wHICH i THINK IS MAYBE, a BIT MUCH BUT, i GUESS THAT 1S CHEAPER THAN, cONTINUING TO STORE ALL OF IT, sO ANYWAYS, cOME ON BY, iF YOU WANT ANY, oF MY COOL, cOOL MERCH, jUST DON'T BE CAUGHT, tAK1NG ANY, aS i FOUND OUT, oLD mAN wORCHESTERCHIRE HAS, sOME FANTASTIC AIM, lIKE, tHERE HAS TO BE A sEER, gUID1NG HIS HOSE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE, hE SPRAYED ME REAL GOOD FROM LIKE, fIFTY IMPERIAL LENGTH UNITS AWAY, wHICH i WAS MORE IMPRESSED BY, tHAN ANYTHING ELSE, bUT IF WE ALL, tRY TO TAKE STUFF, aT ONCE THEN HE CAN'T SPRAY US ALL, jUST, dO NOT GET BURNT, oR ANYTHING AS THAT, wOULD BE BAD, bOTH FOR YOU AND FOR ME, aS WHILE i WILL SAY, i HOLD NO LIABILITY, fOR ANY INJUR1ES, i AM NOT SO SURE THAT WILL HOLD UP, iN COURT, sO JUST DON'T DO THAT, aND PLEASE COME COLLECT, sOME OF MY MERCH, i WILL SIGN IT, eVEN, #pHOTOoP
oh wow can you describe some of what is available tavros?
like specifically are there shirts and are there bigger sizes
i THINK SO, yES, tHERE ARE SOME WITH MY FACE AND MY, sIGNATURE CATCHPHRASE, oN THEM,,
okay i will attempt to come negotiate some kind of rescue for some of this stuff it could be significant in the future archeologically speaking so its kind of a shame to burn it instead of inter it into some kind of massive garbage tomb
tHANK YOU, i AM AT LEAST GLAD, tHIS IS NOT AN aLTERNIAN SHOW, bECAUSE THEN, tHE KIDS PLAYING, mY ADOPTIVE WARDS, wOULD HAVE DEF1NITELY BEEN PUT DOWN, aND PLACED WITHIN, sAID TOMB, #VIOLENCE #DEATH
What the fuck Tavros! You can't just say that out of nowhere, this was almost funny to read!!!!!!!!
i THINK THAT, oUT OF EVERYONE i KNOW, vRISKA IS THE ONE WHO HAS, tAUGHT ME THE MOST, aBOUT COMBAT, pHILOSOPHY, lIFE, aND LOVE, wHO IN YOUR LIFE, hAS TAUGHT YOU ABOUT, cOMBAT, pH1LOSOPHY, lIFE, aND ALSO LOVE? #cOMBATpHILOSOPHYlIFEaNDlOVE
anywways also vvriska minus the lovve part i guess
What!!!!!!!! I'm influential, Tavros. You shouldn't take that from everyone. It's really selfish!
Im not addicted to gambling im addicted to hope and theres just plain and square nothing wrong with that.
I love it when you chit something I can say HELL YEAH to with my entire chest.
In honor of the destruction of the Journal Factory, here's a personal tidbit pasted to the wall for the whole of the multiverse to see. A RANKING OF WHICH CREATORS HAVE LET ME DOWN THE MOST MISERABLY. ENJOY!
Ugh, you know what???????? I can't even fault you for this. I really need to up my game and get my irons 8ack into the fire!
happy 8/8 everyone. every vriska now gets one celebratory kiss from me
Uhhhhhhhh. Yeah, okay, here, let me hold my prong out for you to smooch, I guess.
I REALLY DON'T USUALLY MAKE THESE PUBLIC OVERTURES BUT CONSIDERING THE GENERAL CIRCUMSTANCES OF EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF PERIGEES IT'D BE KIND OF REMISS FOR ME NOT TO MAKE SOME KIND OF POST ABOUT IT. SO HERE, IN FRONT OF EVERY FUCKER ON THE TIMELINE: @ARACHNIDSGRIP#9137 - HAPPY 8/8. I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING 'DAYS' LIKE THIS, BUT HEY, IT'S CLEARLY SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU AND IF IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU, WELL. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU'RE MY ROOMMATE SLASH GIRLFRIEND AND THIS IS ABOUT AS MUSHY AS YOU WILL *EVER* GET ME ON THE PUBLIC TIMELINE. FUCK YOU. FUCK 8/8, AND FUCK YOU FOR MAKING THIS STUPID FEELING HAPPEN IN MY PUSHER THAT DROVE ME TO MAKE THIS POST.
AAAAAAAAW, GUYS! Look, he really DOES care! Happy 8/8 to you, Karkat. You're on the hook for taking me out to that pizza place l8tr 8tw.
HAPPY 8/8 LET'S HEAR IT FOR EVERYONE'S FAAAAAAAAVORITE TROLL: ME!!!!!!!!
happy vore day vriska im so glad that you get to share a numeric date with a monumental holiday
Ew, seriously, everyone seems to 8e keeping that quip close at prong every time I cele8r8 myself! It gets a little stale, you know? 8ut I appreci8 your willingness to chime in, it does mean a lot. I know that you're always glad to cele8r8 me even if you dress it up like this. Thaaaaaaaanks Aradia!
?dO you remember how we USEd to aquabats? -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
TAVROS TUESDAY 8ITCHES GET PUMPED!!!!!!!! #TAVROSTUESDAY
OH ARE WE DOING THAT AGAIN? YAY I GUESS.
There's a limited num8er of trolls that can claim a day of the week, and I'll 8e damned if we let #FeferiFriday get more steam than #TavrosTuesday !!!!!!!! Okay? Okay! Thank you 8a8e!
I JUST DON'T THINK ANYONE NEEDS A DAY? ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT WE'RE TORTURED CEASELESSLY BY THE GRINDING CINDERBLOCKS OF TIME EVERY SWEEP WHEN OUR WRIGGLING DAY COMES AROUND? IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE CAN HAVE A DAY OF THE WEEK WITH THIS BULLSHIT CALENDAR THAT THE HUMANS HAVE FORCED ON US, ANYWAY. WHAT WOULD YOURS BE? VRISKA VWEDNESDAY?
Uh, no, my day that isn't my wiggling day is 8/8 on the human calendar. WHICH, you might notice, is coming up????????
You can't let me have one thing without doing something like this, huh? Just ONE THING. You WOULD know when vore day was, wouldn't you Karkat????????
YES BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ONLINE FOR LONGER THAN FIVE MINUTES IT ISN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT WITH A CURSORY GLANCE ONLINE. AND I CAN LET YOU HAVE ONE THING: YOUR WRIGGLING DAY. YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER, JUST AS I DON'T NEED A FUCKING NOTHER. WHY DO YOU NEED A DAY TO BE SPECIAL AND FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY SPECIAL ENOUGH? YOU DON'T NEED A DAY OF YOUR OWN TO PROVE HOW COOL YOU ARE. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
Aw, you think I'm cool? Karkat, you're so adora8le when you're trying to 8e persuasive. I mean, it isn't working, 8ut you are cute. Plus we 8oth know Tavros needs all the days she can get, so. #TavrosTuesday forever.
yo while i have yall on the line how about i get everyone to compliment jade for being awesome and shit? everyone compliment jade itll be a fire prank dave out
Ohhhhhhhh wow. Okay. Are you really that desper8te for positive attention? I know it's hard 8eing part 8ark8east, 8ut this is really REALLY sad........
dawg what?
Guys, be honest with me, am I always just saying some bullshit?
Yes. And that's why the masses love you. Who else could speak to them 8ut some guy who is always saying some 8ullshit? No one, that's who.
Hitting Nepeta with the Maidific8tion 8eam was kind of fucked, 8ut we dig it. #a8cc #maidific8tion