TAVROS TUESDAY 8ITCHES GET PUMPED!!!!!!!! #TAVROSTUESDAY
OH ARE WE DOING THAT AGAIN? YAY I GUESS.
There's a limited num8er of trolls that can claim a day of the week, and I'll 8e damned if we let #FeferiFriday get more steam than #TavrosTuesday !!!!!!!! Okay? Okay! Thank you 8a8e!
I JUST DON'T THINK ANYONE NEEDS A DAY? ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT WE'RE TORTURED CEASELESSLY BY THE GRINDING CINDERBLOCKS OF TIME EVERY SWEEP WHEN OUR WRIGGLING DAY COMES AROUND? IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE CAN HAVE A DAY OF THE WEEK WITH THIS BULLSHIT CALENDAR THAT THE HUMANS HAVE FORCED ON US, ANYWAY. WHAT WOULD YOURS BE? VRISKA VWEDNESDAY?
Uh, no, my day that isn't my wiggling day is 8/8 on the human calendar. WHICH, you might notice, is coming up????????
You can't let me have one thing without doing something like this, huh? Just ONE THING. You WOULD know when vore day was, wouldn't you Karkat????????
YES BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ONLINE FOR LONGER THAN FIVE MINUTES IT ISN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT WITH A CURSORY GLANCE ONLINE. AND I CAN LET YOU HAVE ONE THING: YOUR WRIGGLING DAY. YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER, JUST AS I DON'T NEED A FUCKING NOTHER. WHY DO YOU NEED A DAY TO BE SPECIAL AND FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY SPECIAL ENOUGH? YOU DON'T NEED A DAY OF YOUR OWN TO PROVE HOW COOL YOU ARE. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
Aw, you think I'm cool? Karkat, you're so adora8le when you're trying to 8e persuasive. I mean, it isn't working, 8ut you are cute. Plus we 8oth know Tavros needs all the days she can get, so. #TavrosTuesday forever.
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, SERKET! I AM NOT TRYING TO BE 'PERSUASIVE', I'M GIVING YOU COLD HARD FACTS STRAIGHT TO THE JAW, AND IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM THEN THAT'S ON YOU.