eridan
@zoologerCoolscar
eridan ampora/zoologer coolscar they/he zoologist, conservvation specialist, biologist, ecologist, ethologist, and occasional vveterinarian inquiries go here < https://forms.gle/9ZdUskoxTJwZgRGs6 >
acceptin questions at this time hopefully my expertise as a zoologist, conservvation specialist, biologist, ecologist, ethologist, and occasional vveterinarian can be a some use to you ill also accept more personal inquiries but keep it fuckin respectful you can also followw the #coolq tag if you wwant idc thats wwhat ill be postin my responses to havve at you
fuckin hell
wwas doin manual wwork on the conservvation grounds today n had to swwitch to indoor wwork cause i felt evvery lift and bend sore as shit evven wwith painkillers ugh
:33 < Oh no what happened??
wworkin wwith lusii can be a little dangerous thats all
:33 < Your work is so admirable Eridan! :33 < I hope you don't get too injured...
i should be fine
i think i got a good day ahead a me cant say wwhy just a feelin somethin in the air
i need to start journalin again
omg, and then u can use washi tape and stickers to decorate your pages. so cute.
wwashi tape and stickers huh that sounds a lot cuter than the wway i usually journal mine is all professional lookin lol
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's important to keep thorough journal entries of all transactions in your business ledger DIRECT EXAMINATION! are you using accrual basis or cash basis
meant more of a personal thing not a professional thing though wwhen it comes to actual record keepin wwe use accrual
RE: WHEN IT COMES TO ACTUAL RECORD KEEPIN[G] [YOU] USE AACCRUAL! classy
i try gotta keep the conservvation fundin all in order after all
wwhatevver im normal
sometimes i feel like im the only troll wwith a lick a sense on my entire goddamn planet its like evveryone else is operatin at a wwholly different emotional levvel from me like somehoww none a them greww as people since schoolfeedin and i aint evven think im the most rational troll sometimes it just comes dowwn to intent like im the only one wwhos actually concerned wwith lookin out for other people wwho aint myself and that is real loww for all a you lot cause i am really self absorbed
see past your owwn nose for once in your goddamn life for fuckin real
lmfao
IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.
D --> I have no issue with it of horse D --> This is harmless
id lovwe to showv you my ppe some time, labslut~
D --> Their hand does not have to be there
baddies.
⚠︎ Mm.... ⚠︎ #jealousy...
D --> Where did your b100 accessories go
OH MY GOD??????? I HAVE THEM ON, DON’T WORRY. MY GLASSES ARE THE BLUE ONES YOU GOT ME, HANDSOME.
alwways good to havve you
things aint terrible maybe i wwas bein dramatic yesterday
HI ERIDAN
hey rori wwhats goin on
you get out a here shoo scram
Nah, I don’t think I will. I want to know how my favourite Ampora is doing because we’re becoming pals.
havve you evver considered wwalkin into oncomin traffic as a hobby youd be really good at it
You think so? I’ll have to get Dirk to make me another body first, to have on standby before I consider fun hobbies like that.
it feels like testin wwhether or not the parasite can infect trolls is goin to evventually be necessary but i just aint sure howw to go about that i aint exactly keen on throwwin my employees to the metaphorical wwolvves here and potentially lettin them get taken ovver by a psionic zombie parasite but not knowwin is drivvin me insane and if i find out then i can definitivvely say wwhether its safe to be around and either chill out wwith all the security or beef it up but i dunno wwho wwould vvolunteer to find out considerin it sorta takes ovver your mind
_ I'm sure you'll find some poor soul tHat would volunteer. One witHout ties or reason to live. Good luck.
hi baddie.
yeesh morbid i guess wwell see
hey cami wwhats goin on
nothing much, tee bee aech. i’m sooooo excited for the weekend!!! aside from ur zombie crisis, how are you.
you aint evven wwrong there ill figure out wwhat to do then
got any fun plans for the wweekend or are you just excited to get a break or something im doin okay got my wwork to keep me busy and someone i care about is gonna vvisit and help me wwith some thing im tryin to wwrite for a scientific journal article so thats all good but i wwont lie i got some real persistent troubles too its fine though ill cope as one does
OKKKK purr, scientific author. i’d love to give it a read if you wanna run it by me sometime, teehee. i can’t promise i’ll understand anything but ya. anyway!!! it’s real nice when you have someone to help you with projects, ik i miss my producer lifting the weight off my shoulders allll the time. i’m looking forward to taking a little break mostly. but also, i wanna, like, go out and see some of my pookies.. i fear the popstar life has TOTES consumed my free timee!!! :((
ha i appreciate that i aint good at puttin things in laymans terms but i guess thats wwhat kar is there for i dunno if i need the extra help but ill let you knoww if an extra set a eyes is necessary irregardless i get that i like my wwork but sometimes im really neglectin my social life here hope you enjoy your time wwith them though sounds like you deservve it
wwhen im havvin a shit day i can alwways count on chittr to make it wworse
smug ass
What can I say, it’s always a real good time hanging out with you.
Q: "You look like a Yaoi character." A: not a question
D --> I have also been told this D --> If that brings you solace
it really doesnt
D --> Understood D --> I apologize D --> You may insult me as you see fit for this
you knoww i really rather not i feel like youd get something out a it that im not wwillin to givve
Q: "wwhat quadrants do u havve open wwink wwink wwink" A: ugh all a them i guess honestly im too busy for quads anywways id be neglectful at best
actually can you kill yourself or something already
Awe are you flirting with me Eridan? Maybe we can save our broship.
our broship wwas dead in the wwater before it evven began
wwish something wwould once in a blue moon
wwe dont havve a bro bond or wwhatevver the fuck wwe havve a reluctant and tenuous online acquaintanceship and evven that is pushin the definition
You’re right, I’m getting ahead of myself here. I have to let our bro bond form naturally, bloom as they say.
you piss me off something fierce
Q: "wwhat do you evven do for wwork" A: taps my profile AND my pinned i do a plethora a things all listed right there for your convvenience twwice evven in case you missed it the first fuckin time
kneww it wwas that bastard
can you find something better to do
I can multitask. It’s a really useful skill to have, you should try it some time.
so wwere you programmed to be insufferable or wwas this a choice you made for yourself
It probably is midly part of the framework of Dirk but for you? It’s a choice. Your smugness is a beacon, “go bother the fish loser, will be hilarious.” and it always is.
flattered you consider me so irresistibly magnetizin but i dont feel the same
That’s such a big, BIG shame. I’ll have to write in my journal about this devastating reveal about our broship. One sided? Oh the dreadful shame. The humiliation. The woe.
enjoy your diary wwritin then
Oh I will. I got a cute violet fish pen in your honour because we’re such good bros. I mean [tear sound effect] I thought we were.
Q: "Howw are you goin boyfailure? Still drinkin?" A: har har no ivve been wworkin
i almost forgot i had an askbox
Q: "hi eridan" A: not a question but hi
aint been online much hard to remember to check this funny little site cause im actually pretty busy most a the time honestly id been muckin around too much my wwork is wwhat got me here n i should givve it the attention it deservves wwork is its owwn rewward anyhoww
help me wwin an argument havve you evver used the phrase "hair a the barkbeast" or "the hair a the barkbeast that bit you" or any a its other vvariations
never used it but ive heard the phrase hair of the dog for like hangovers n shit
7eah
thank you
\ never even heard 0f that 0ne /
no, what the fuck are you even say1ng
I don't say it b3-caus3- I'm not 100 sw3-3-ps old. H3-ard it though, y3-ah.
rude but wwhatevver it still helps my case
not evven im spry as can be