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omg, and then u can use washi tape and stickers to decorate your pages. so cute.
baddies.
IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.
I KNOW I’M MORE ANNOYING THAN ANY HUMAN COULD BE. COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THERE WERE AS MANY COSTARS AS THERE ARE “DAVES.”
how-many-horns-do-you-have? ♥:-the-usual-2 ♠:-less-than-2 ♦:-more-than-2 ♣:-nuance/other-(comment)
hot-drink-of-choice? ♥:-coffee ♠:-hot-chocolate ♦:-tea ♣:-cider
no offense but isnt that what you are
I don't say it b3-caus3- I'm not 100 sw3-3-ps old. H3-ard it though, y3-ah.
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7eah
never used it but ive heard the phrase hair of the dog for like hangovers n shit
@zoologerCoolscar watch out diva .. you are under attack.
idk, i’ve talked to a few and they’re pretty nice.
don’t go 2 work and watch the Wedding Planner by Jennifer Lopez and Matthew mcconaughey instead.
omg thank u. god, i need to stop watching shows that get cancelled prematurely. i’m hoping the same doesn’t happen w/ blue eye samurai. :(( thnx for the suggestions!!! sincerely, a more sober cami lol
Dreamy sigh. What a wonderful film.
ok i’m passing out gn cuties and losers and uglies (people that like bees gees)
hi gods give me a man like jeff goldblum pls pls pls pls
ok chittr i have had like,, 5 glasses of wine and im feeling very invincible. #substance
fucked up but pretty cool 1mo
That is deeply concerning and incredibly fascinating. I'll be staying posted.
ТТ]-[aТТ []ne ТТime w]-[en "dr[]wn y[]urself" isn'ТТ an insulТТ
YOU SCHMOOZE YOU LOSE. @CABALLINESTHECA , THANKS FOR REINING ME IN. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/482514861B02.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B4ADC37670F7.JPEG
SO-CALLED FREE THINKERS WHEN THEY SLEEP IN TOO LATE AND END UP WITH MAJOR BED HEAD. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B82044B23B0A.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
I WOULD COMMIT INSANE, DEPRAVED ACTS FOR A PINT OF ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW. LIKE THE KIND WITH LITTLE GRUB PIECES IN IT WITH THE CARAMEL SAUCE. OHHHHHHHMYFUCKINGGOD.
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:33 < I thought I might remind Chittr that I /also/ have a gossip tip line!! :33 < No n33d to give your rumeowr tips to some COPYCAT...
I JUST GOT THE PRINTS IN FROM THE PHOTOSHOOT I DID RECENTLY. YOU’RE ALL IN FOR A FUCKING TREAT.
DO YOU NEED A #CULLMOMMY? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3262FD57E1C1.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1684BE9DC34D.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/30B2A88B66F6.JPEG #NSFW #BEFORANCULLING
:33 < Ooo!!! Wow that's so pawesome!!! :33 < That's really noble work Mr Ampurra!! :33 < No it could nefur affect how I s33 you!! You're soooo different!! :33 < Thank you!!
#gpoe #timemagazine #earthc #creators #hope
:33 < I had such a pawsome time last light with my wonderfur meowrail!! :33 < He snapped this clawdorable candid of me and I can't not share it!! #Candid #RustySpadeBar #ILoveMyMoirail
:33 < Mrreooww! Mhrrp! :33 < *AC stretches her paws out far, shaking her tail and yawns.* :33 < I just woke up furom a loooong cat nap! :33 < Whats catpunning? H33h33!
-=[beef parasite update!_☺]=-
h||||| :)
:33 < Having the best time tolight!! :33 < My meowrail invited me out to this crazy clawsome elite gathfuring! :33 < Sooo many scoops!! ;33 < This handsome stranger is unrelated #Meowrails #Purrty #Gossip #Purrowling #FurstFurondRepurrting #I<>MyMoirail #Diamonds #RustySpade #PurrtyGirl [edit by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
NEW SHOES CAME IN TODAY. SO FUCKING CUTE. IGNORE THE UGLY HIVE ARREST BRACELET. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/SXVB136/HOUSE-ARREST.GIF #FLASHING #HIVEARREST @HANDMAID
:33 < In the earliest hours of the evening when the sun is just setting, and it's beams aren't as harsh I like to sit in the warmth and let it kiss my skin. :33 < It f33ls purrfect, like I was always meant to be a kitty lounging in a sunspot...
I GOT BAILED OUT. EVERYONE POUR ONE OUT FOR THE BITCH STILL IN THERE, THOUGH.
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:33 < I agr33 with you there Mistfur Ampurra!! :33 < I enjoy being snuggled up in blankets and pillows a whole lot more than sl33ping in sopurr! :33 < Howefur as a repurrter I n33d to remain neutral!
>:(( < Rumeowr has it that @cheliformGyves is a big meanie!!!!
" Truth Nuke ".
LOUD, FOUL, LASCIVIOUS GREEN SKANKS ARE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR CALL. @CABALLINESTHECA IS HOLDING THE LINE. IS THIS #YURIBAIT? DEBATE BELOW OR YOU DON’T GET ANYTHING AT ALL. @HANDMAID HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B3119D8E4DB3.PNG
WHAT IF I MADE MY RECENT MY PROFILE PICTURE? HA. HAHAHA, EVEN.
I MISSED #MUGSHOTMONDAY. WHAT A FUCKING SHAME. THANK YOU TO THE BEFORAN DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS FOR SUCH A FLATTERING PHOTOGRAPH. YOU CAUGHT MY GOOD SIDE. #PAPPED? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/C4C58E19E420.PNG @HANDMAID
SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S OOZING VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER. HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS ALL THE TIME.
guy thinks everymoby fuckin all they fronds cuz thats his MO
EVERYBODY COME LOOK, THIS GUY THINKS HE HAS GAME. I’LL ADMIT, YOU REALLY TRIED HARD, AND I AM PARTIAL TO THE AMPORAS, BUT THIS IS A BIG SWING AND A MISS. MUCH TO THINK ABOUT, THOUGH. PLENTY.
GO ON. GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT.
I Have No Words To Comfort You With, For I Believe You May Be Correct. #sympathetic #apologetic
ok. so. maybe, 1f you can f1nd one of those conta1ners that can hold w1ld ps1on1c/electrobees, and have someone project onto 1t ps1on1cally (wh1le that troll 1s at a safe d1stance away), maybe the paras1te w1ll be attracted to the conta1ner more than the beast 1t’s 1n. maybe 1t works by some k1nd of ps1onotax1s? but maybe, just maybe, 1t can both leave the lusus and enter the conta1ner of 1ts own vol1t1on. someone’s gotta close 1t real fast though
_ It's been truly fascinatinG. I will Have to scroll back and see tHe wHole situation from tHe beGinninG.
yeah, that’ll be much better than fla1l1ng around about 1t. you’ll probably need a team of not just veter1nary, but also paras1tology and ps1onolog1st. check 1f they’ve had a h1story of deal1ng w1th th1ngs l1ke th1s, espec1ally any ava1lable publ1cat1ons
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I'm sure the parasites are tooooooootally into it.
STOP!!!! YOU’RE SO MANIPULATIVE, I HATE YOU SO BAD. THE FIG WORM IS STAYING THE FIG WORM.
cOME ON,
HMM. MAYBE. MAYBE NOT. MAYBE WE SHOULD GET INTO A PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE ABOUT IT.
#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. YOU WANT A REPOST? YOU’RE GETTING A REPOST. ANYTHING FOR MY FANS. @AENEASCALDARIUM, A BIG *FUCK* AND *YOU*, SIGNED AND SEALED. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG
Happy 8/8.
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN A SUNDAY WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. MOVIES AND PAJAMAS. SO MANY SNACKS YOUR DIGESTION BLADDER IS GONNA NEED A DETOX AFTERWARD. MAYBE A BOTTLE OF WINE. AND MAYBE A BRO SNUGGLE. FUCK. YES. @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR
@AFFA6LECANTOR @ZOOLOGERCOOL2CAR
A2K NOT WHAT 6EFORU2 CAN DO FOR YOU, 6UT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR 6EFORU2. - TROLL JA2ON DERULO
@zoologerCoolscar dude
A GUY CAN’T SAY HE LIKES TWINKS ANYMORE WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT IN 4K. WE LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY.
D --> Alright D --> You tugged my frog D --> I will tell you sometime
D --> The meaning behind my title is signifcant D --> It is a long story D --> Full of pusherbreak D --> Intrigue D --> Love D --> Loss
lets talk about bears now
@CH3L1FORMGYV3S @ZOOLOG3RCOOLSC4R BL4H BL4H BL4H! 4LL YOU GUYS DO 1S B1TCH 4ND MO4N 4T 34CH OTH3R! YOU SOUND L1K3 TH3S3 MUPP3TS >:P HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/2D0C491118B9.PNG
sevven minutes sevven minutes is all the time i havve to play wwith you #gpoe #fitcheck #yesishavvedforthis #yesitgrewwrightback
D --> I have found another magazine D --> This one was tucked away into my desk drawer D --> I canter remember what it was for D --> But I do remember what they told me while I posted D --> They said "you are Mr. Beforus." D --> "Show us what that means"
WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU THINK I’M PRETTY. I MEAN IT IS PRETTY. THE DRESS.
#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. EXCEPT FOR IT’S #TUESDAY. BECAUSE I WAS #FUCKINGBUSY. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, YOU INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED HAMBEASTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG #MAIDMONDAY #SUGGESTIVE
I’M HAVING A REALLY BAD NIGHT. BUT IT’S OKAY, BECAUSE I’VE GOT THE PERFECT ROM COM FOR THIS EXACT SITUATION.
they may not appreciate you at your best but remember that they wwould not survvivve at your wworst.
no prob
please do 1m cur1ous
oh th1s 1s actually k1nda really exc1t1ng to learn about
D --> That is smart D --> Intelligent D --> And wise D --> Tell us what you decide
၄⋆၃ oh how intriguing shout pole im exxited to see how this turns out
D --> That is e%citing D --> Will you get to name it?
8==D < Happy #MaidMonday everypony. 8===D < I am e%cited to participate. 8====D < How hay I serve you? #MaidServant #Service
࣪⊹₊˚{ }=_={ #deepmaid #doomer #gillglubber #tideblogging }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⚇ Glad to see some Beforan motherfuckers have sense. ⚇
D --> "Do you enjoy mime antics?" D --> My thoughts on the antics of mimes are D --> Comple% D --> On the one hoof I understand that Beforus has a wide array of jobs, and the entertainment industry is, quite frankly, lacking D --> However D --> They are unsettling D --> They are not doing the duty they were hatched to do D --> I do not understand why they pretend they cannot speak D --> I know they can speak D --> I verified it myself, grabbing a mime by the grub scar and giving it what he described afterwards as "ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ" D --> Which I believe was mime for "A twist so mighty it rended to from fro" D --> https://forms.gle/evVe%3zWWDQksEKC8
Yeah, my prongs and walk stubs are working class.
D --> I have been warned in advance, by my secretariat D --> That there are a certain demographic of individuals on here who share a name D --> Who have a certain fascination with hooves D --> Paws D --> Whatever one may wish to call them D --> I am making an official declaration now that my hooves are not to be viewed D --> They are private D --> Unless, that is D --> It is requested of me through my charity tasks D --> By a lowerb100d of significant need D --> Or neighaps a higherb100d willing to ask very nicely D --> Or demand it of me D --> I am losing my train of thought D --> The point is, I was warned about you D --> I will not be foaled by your tri%
D --> I hope that you are able to catch it D --> Let me know if you require assistance D --> You may not be a lesserb100d, but Trotswor% can still offer assistance
i joke. if it was rabies itd probably have the usual mouth foam. hope you figure out whatevers up with your poor beastie.
(^._.^) < SORRY.
D --> I have had a long and tiring night D --> Draining, in a sense D --> Neighaps mare than one sense D --> #suggestive D --> All in service of the cause D --> But all e%hausting when it is said and done
၄⋆၃ jegus xhrist you xant just do this to strangers man
Dr0wn y0ur l0cal seadweller In n00k #nsfw
D --> I have many offers for charity work this night D --> This feels my pusher with glee D --> Giddy-up beyond belief D --> To get to serve my purpose not once, twice, but thrice in a single night D --> I must make haste to the office where my secretariat has prepared the necessary equipment for each job D --> The tools for repair-work tasked of me by a bronzeb100d in need D --> The cooking equipment worthy of whipping up a feast the likes of which this rustb100d will have never seen D --> And the leather accessories and tight strappings necessary for this goldb100ds temporary reprieve from his duties as a helpsman repairing an imperial shuttle D --> I take my work seriously D --> No half measures, lest it ruin our company image D --> This is what a good highb100d does
D --> Fooled by an advertisement yet again D --> Distracted by the allure of the advertisement D --> Drawn in by the te%t D --> We are under attack? D --> Quoth the E%emplar, fearful and cautious D --> Alas D --> Gorped once more
HOLY SHIT OKAY, I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION.
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
OKAY. BRAID ACCOMPLISHED. IT LOOKS PRETTY. ONLY TOOK TWO OF US.
I MAYBE WAS CONVINCED BY SOMEONE TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE A LITTLE MORE. APPARENTLY, BEING A SHUT-IN ISN’T CONDUCIVE TO GETTING A DATE, NOT THAT I WANT TO BE THE PROTAGONIST IN 50 FIRST DATES ANYWAY, FUCK NO. CHOOSING DATING SITE PICTURES IS A DEEP ANCIENT HUMILIATION RITUAL, AS IT TURNS OUT.
D --> Yes D --> E%cellent suggestion
D --> A long night of charity work D --> I consider it a success D --> The specifics of my work are not important, manetaining an air of mystery is half the job D --> Now if you will e%cuse me D --> The hooves are chafing my prongs and I must return to my hive to remove them
D --> In my free time I like to engage in the recreational pastime called Whack a Ball Across Pristine Greenery Whilst Avoiding Pits of Sand D --> I pride myself in my swing, the speed at which my club impacts the ball has, in the past, broken the sound barrier D --> Not because I am an E%emplar of STRENGTH D --> NAY D --> In fact my form is that of a slimmer man D --> But because I have mastered the trajectory and impact angle D --> Oftentimes it is not about working harder, it is about working smarter
D --> Good evening D --> Tonight will be D --> E%emplary D --> I will give you time to appreciate the choice of words
D --> I am 100king forward mare and mare by the night for the interview I will do D --> There is much to learn and much to e%perience D --> Neighaps I will do another cover photoshoot to go alongside it despite the interview being with somepony else
D --> My secretariat often criticizes me for getting distracted D --> I hired her specifically to keep me in line D --> To ensure that I am not swept away by every little mention of a hoofbeast I see D --> It is not my fault I grew up an appreciator of fine art D --> And that I have the Empress given ability to recognize prized material when I see it D --> She does not allow me to decorate my office the way I wish D --> She says having depictions of refined and elegant genitalia from the humble hoofbest arranged one by one betwi%t photos of my own is undignified D --> I wish for my office to be like the story by famed author George Orewell, Lusus Farm D --> Wherein they 100ked from hoofbeast to E%emplar, from hoofbeast to E%emplar, and back again D --> And realized there was no difference D --> Unfortunately it is like George Orewell's other novel D --> 1984
D --> I do not believe that post was worth pity
D --> It would behoove you to stop pitying it
D --> I am considering interviewing the zoologist D --> Care for lusii is important to me D --> They are beautiful, majestic creatures D --> From the feeble gout of the jumping mantis to the glorious trot of the hoofbeast D --> And we do not do enough to show appreciation to them D --> This is why I have the steadfast skirt of a hoofbeast's tail, attached by the dock to my leather ensemble, on at all times D --> To honor the beasts that we share our world with
yknoww i realized somethin i nevver uploaded the covver edition a my photo for cosmocean a feww months back perhaps megido may suffered for it its a charmin throwwback to my smooth chin era dont you think #fitcheck #gpoe #cosmocean #magazines
D --> Early awakenings leave a lot to be desired D --> At times like these I am reminded me wise words brayed from the mouth of my mentor D --> The early horse gets the hay D --> Or if you are needing proper motivation D --> The late horse gets the crop
D --> Uh oh D --> It seems I am going to be late tonight D --> Heh
its common knowwledge that eridans are drawwn to piggly wwigglies like beasts to slaughter but wwhat the amateur doesnt knoww is that my stalwwart stompers disguise a pair a most elegant strut pods wwith perfect proportions an the butteriest a soles
8=D < Forgive me sir I have made a momentary lapse in my judgement. 8=D < The thought of good hoofcare gets me quite e%cited.
D --> An intriguig offer D --> My usual writings are on motivational material and stress relief tactics for lower b100ds D --> Particularly of the leather variety D --> However a fluff piece between those will always garner attention D --> I would be thrilled to interview you
D --> You would be correct D --> You are intelligent and amare more than most
D --> I do D --> Thanks to my moirail and her remarkable talent for securing gigs D --> And the famed feminine structure of my body according to critics D --> Combined with my imposing size and silhouette D --> I am a popular cover steed for magazines focused on trolls in business
D --> h D --> Thank you D --> I thought so as well
D --> For an indication of who I am D --> Here is the cover of a magazine I fronted a mare sweep ago D --> Edited to include credit to Ms. Leijon, The Muckrake for getting me this gig
D --> Nothing D --> You seem to be new D --> And separate from others who share your name D --> She warned me to keep my hooves hidden around them
D --> My secretariat D --> Name Irrelevant D --> Has given me a thoroughbred rundown of this site D --> She has been here, observing D --> Watching from the shadows D --> Taking note of interactions, of enemies and allies D --> Information necessary so that I don't trot into a situation that I was not prepared for D --> And end up the unwilling mediator between warring parties D --> Which is to say my knowledge of many of you already surpasses most
D --> I would never dare take a mare from her rightful friend and caretaker D --> The most important thing for a creature of her stature is her bonds D --> That is not true D --> Proper manetenance and diet are of deathly importance D --> Her bonds are a very close second
D --> Nay D --> Though given the shine in her eyes D --> It is clear her needs are taken care of D --> And she is a prized mare worthy of note
D --> It is the duty of all higher b100ds to manetain and prioritize the wants and needs of the lesser and lower D --> It is our hatchright and our blessing D --> That is why Trotswor% is a charity organization D --> And that is why I often allow my moirail, a lower b100d, to place me in a suit of fine leather and e%pensive strappery from the isles of yore in High Beforus D --> And at her request D --> Imitate the sounds and mannerisms of her favorite creature D --> The humble meowing beast D --> It is degrading D --> A weak and feeble beast to imitate D --> But it is my duty and I do it with pride D --> And all should follow in my e%ample
D --> I have been instructed by my secretariat that I should say hello as well
bein grotesquely underwweight wwith sevvere anhedonia an antisocial tendencies is a sign a the aristocratic spirit
YAAAAY RAT POST!
8=D < I am very pleased we share this stance! 8=D < I feel for the beasts of course, but real leather is of a much higher caliber than its plastic substitute. 8=D < I shall send you the details posthaste!
D --> Good heavens D --> She is e%traordinary
8=D < I c001d recommend you a craftsman that makes quite wonderfoal products, if you are willing to purchase real leather.
8=D < She does not realise she is hurting you, she is only trying to comfort you when she leans in closer. 8=D < You sh001d consider steel toed boots to avoid further injury.
thats crazy
My c-o-o-ntr-o-o-versial -o-o-pini-o-o-n is that an Amp-o-o-ra can be a preetttyyy c-o-o--o-o-l guy.
8=D < That is a relief! 8=D < You had me worried there, your harness- your highness!
8=D < She is quite beautifoal, you are quite lucky she has taken such a liking to you! 8=D < It speaks to your character, a hoofbeast knows your intentions. 8=D < It is said that they can smell your fear!
8=D < Please reconsider!
8=D < What a magnificent hoofbeast! 8=D < Or am I right to assume a seahoofbeast? 8=D < She is so very beautifoal, a majestic creature. 8=D < It is clear in her eyes that she cares for you.
he is orange so again i fucks with it mildly
accepta8le
FUCK AHHHH ANGUISH
aw cute
ERIDAN I L-O-O-VE HER PLEASE GIVE HER KISSIES -O-O-N HER SN-O-O--O-O-T
၄⋆၃ oh she is so lovely :D what a beautiful xreature
TE LL HER SHES 8EAUTIFUL AND GIVE HER A KISS FOER ME
Aw! Y-o-o-u might be her fav-o-o-rite t-o-o--o-o-!!
8=D < I can't be tamed! #hoofbeastkin #ponykin
၄⋆၃ why is NOO ONE asking axtual questions i find this situation hilarious but also like you have so muxh interesting knowledge from working with lusii there has to be questions others xould hypothetixally ask dot dot dot
38/ Do not listen to t)(e )(aters.
I CAN'T WAIT!
-o-o-hhh i l-o-o-ve that! hehe d-o-o- y-o-o-u have a fav-o-o-rite -o-o-ne d-o-o-wn by where y-o-o-u w-o-o-rk -o-o-r anything? 8? -o-o-r d-o-o-es eridan n-o-o-t play fav-o-o-rites >8)
What kinda critters d-o-o- y-o-o-u like the m-o-o-st? 8?
I t)(ink t)(ere are better ways to cope but I am sure it is fine to feel )(ow you are feeling! Wasps do not need to )(ear all of t)(at.
tRUE FACTS,
:o) Agreed. :o) When I train my barkbeasts, they are for a purpose. They have jobs. They are clicker trained yes :o) But not simply as a horny button, no no. :o) It is a signal to perform the tasks I have trained them for. :o) I shan't get too much more into it than that but...You and I are on the same page, Zoologer.
well now when you do the cl1ck you gotta g1ve chocolate
Hehehe >8)
၄⋆၃ my lusus is a bitxh and im not afraid to say that
࣪⊹₊˚{ THEY WORK FOUR FREE???? }*A*{ to shovel lusus ship???? four fffFREEEE....???? }O_O{ }O_O{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my god. youre right. that does sound like some kinda infection }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ that, or moby youre just REEEELY popular! \}*7*{/ or surrounded by LARPers! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
So I've depicted myself ★s the d★shing hero ★nd you the sniveling cow★rd. This me★ns I win the ★rgument.
8=D < Went for a trot this evening. There are a great many health and mood benefits to e%ercise. #hoofbeastplay #ponyplay #hoofbeastkin
8=D < Your grace and kindness is highly appreciated, sir. Thank you.
8=D < I w001d be happy to answer any questions that may arise! 8=D < I 100k forward to your /prying/, your harness.
8=D < It is a much more respectable practice! There is nary a s*%ual element to pony play, as opposed to the deviant acts those mutts get up to. 8=D < It is an art form, a show of STRENGTH and agility, beauty and grace, and gear care. It is must more intricate than a simple lead and collar. I must prefer my bridle and reigns. 8=D < If you are ever curious about it, I w001d gladly answer any questions you neigh have.
8=D < It is a letdown how puppy play doesn't involve the discipline called for when training a barkbeast! 8=D < Of course anyone can play how they like, but it seeks most tend to lean more casual in their canine presentation. 8=D < I however am a hoofbeast, I live and breathe it, a showpony that knows how to Trot, gallop and canter, it is not k*nk, but a lifestyle.
༻𐫱༺ I'm ssure I'll 𝒽ave ssomet𝒽ing to ssay t𝒽ere as well, t𝒽oug𝒽 admittedly my knowledge iss more firmly rooted in plantss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
၄⋆၃ unfortunately we are all a little stupid on xhittr and xannot xomprehend what questions are #silly
၄⋆၃ very true shout pole lusii are not trolls they are their own spexies and the only reason they xare for us is due to it being mutually benefixial understanding them xan be diffixult but regardless theyre doing what their instinxts tell them to do its benefixial for young trolls to have a guardian to teaxh them simple ways of life suxh as hunting and dot dot dot whatever else my lusus did for me either way wonderful xhitt shout pole :D