KARKAT: "I look better than both of those idiots. By a long shot. I’m…" | chittr

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@cheliformGyves[CG]

I LOOK BETTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE IDIOTS. BY A LONG SHOT. I’M JUST GRIMACING BECAUSE THE BEFORISH ONE SMELLS LIKE LYNX BODY SPRAY.

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@cheliformGyves[CG]

YOU THINK SO?

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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

HEY, WHAT? FUCK YOU.

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@caballinesTheca[CT]

D --> Of horse I do D --> That is why I keep several photos of you in my wallet

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@caballinesTheca[CT]

D --> Hn D --> I apologize D --> It isn't that you are unattractive D --> Far from it D --> You have an e%cellent jaw structure D --> I simply have a preference and the Karkat that I know has features that I enjoy much mare D --> As well as a style of dress which does mare for me D --> If this disappoints you you are allowed and encouraged to berate me for my rudeness

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@creaticGoeticist[CG]

OH GOD. *PLEASE* CONTINUE GROVELING AT MY FEET, I REALLY DON’T FIND IT OFFPUTTING AT ALL. THANKS, THOUGH. FOR THE COMPLIMENT TO MY BONE STRUCTURE. GREW THEM MYSELF.

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@caballinesTheca[CT]

D --> Is this D --> Hm D --> Is that sarcasm neighaps D --> Or shall I continue

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@cheliformGyves[CG]

IT’S SARCASM, HONEY. I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT.

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@caballinesTheca[CT]

D --> Understood

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

you DO look better, cunt1er than them actually

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@cheliformGyves[CG]

SEE THAT EVERYONE? NOT ONLY IS HAYAAH RIGHT AGAIN, BUT SHE HAS EXQUISITE TASTE IN FEMME FATALE SLAY FULLY MALE MEN.

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