E%emplar Dank100k
@caballinesTheca
D --> I am the E%emplar D --> Stablemaster of Trotswor% D --> And star headliner of the Beforan Times newsletter ((icon: profmadscientist.))
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D --> I have returned D --> I had to take a small break after reacting to this image because I lost consciousness D --> This is good D --> I enjoy this
BEHAVE YOURSELF EXEMPLAR, DON’T WANNA GET A COLUMNSNAP AHEAD OF ANY WORK OBLIGATIONS.
D --> No D --> Neighaps I was wrong D --> Continue disobeying me D --> Continue pitying my chit D --> Do it D --> I demand you do it
D --> Why are you pitying my chit D --> Stop that at once
Rule number 1: If you say don't pity, everyone will.
D --> I am and always have been of the opinion that you should not be ashamed of who you are D --> I'll admit, sometimes I do not practice what I preach D --> But I stand by it D --> You should never let someone tell you that what you are is wrong D --> You should never allow someone to invalidate your identity D --> Who you love D --> You are resolute D --> You are STRONG D --> You are ideal the way you are D --> If your matesprit judges you D --> And tells you to put the unspecific character from a certain animated medium down to focus on him instead D --> You are better hoof without him
D --> Hm D --> That reminds me of a story D --> Of my nights as a simple volunteer charity troll D --> Just me, myself, and Applejack D --> Neigh D --> My secretariat is making a throat cutting gesture with her hand D --> I've learned that means to stop what I am doing and return to my work
8=D < Please do go on! 8=D < I w001d love to hear more.
D --> As she should be D --> I would struggle to rank them beyond her D --> However if I were forced, barrel of a gun to my crest D --> I would rank them thusly D --> Applejack D --> Rarity D --> Fluttershy D --> Rainbowdash D --> Pinkie Pie D --> Twilight Sparkle
8=D < Then neighaps it is a matter for private discussion.
i like applejack and fluttershy best but rarity is pretty good too she kind of reminds me of one of my friends but if he were a girl and also a pony i guess
D --> You are very lucky then, to have a friend who reminds you of one of the Mane Si%
i think i am lucky actually haha but that does make me wonder if you dont have someone who reminds you of one of them?
D --> Unfortunately, no D --> My friends are... good D --> But they are not the mane si%
D --> I am giddyup with e%citement D --> A fated battle is in the wor%
D --> I do not enjoy what I just read D --> I will be candid about that
D --> I see there is nothing noteworthy occurring on the dashboard tonight D --> Good D --> I was hoping to chit about something meaningful D --> The terrible catastrophe known as the Nine Layers Hoofbeast Racing Competition Pileup and Subsequent E%plosion D --> Wherein during a hoofbeast race D --> (Legal of course, for their enrichment) D --> The leading stallion, Man o' Speed, tripped and dove muzzle-first into the dirt, performing a remarkable seven rolling flips before coming to a halt upon its crest D --> The fourteen other racing hoofbeasts were unable to stop in time, and all fell victim to the same fate D --> Then, as if ordained by the creators, a flying vessel carrying highly e%plosive liquid happened to lose control D --> Spilling its contents over the entire track D --> The resulting e%plosion leveled the surrounding glut D --> And the only survivor was the mare in the very back of the race, who had managed to fall in such a way that she was protected by convenient sheet metal
D --> "Greatest (SFW) guilty pleasure?" D --> I do not feel guilty about my pleasures D --> That is a lie D --> If I had to choose one, it would be reading company reviews simply for fun D --> Of the satisfied charity cases D --> And the unsatisfied ones as well ~~~~~~~ D --> "You prefer your little guys serious. Do you also prefer them to be in need of culling (Beforan Style) but still able to manage some responsibilities?" D --> I D --> Do not understand the question D --> When it comes to culling it is not about my preferences D --> Culling is my job and my purpose D --> It's the shape that I fit D --> But if I were to play in this park of balls D --> I would admit that yes, I suppose that I do D --> It gives me a sense of achievement to be around those in need of my help D --> But are also capable of basic functions such as cooking for themselves when necessary D --> But of course I would always cook for them D --> It is generally a difficult task D --> Much to memorize D --> Most lowb100ds are not capable of it D --> That is all for now
D --> ":33< why do mew want to be asked questions???" D --> This question is a waste of the bo% capacity D --> There is no better way to artificially e%posit who I am D --> https://forms.gle/S%bBvMm5dFbq6CJ8A
D --> "YoU WanteD Me To AsK YoU SomethinG SoooooO Uh. YoU LikE FunnY LittlE GuyS?" D --> Neigh D --> I told you to ask something D --> But to the point D --> No D --> I prefer my little guys serious D --> Life is not a game D --> https://forms.gle/%4DQL4GvP7%snzHv6
D --> https://forms.gle/HqdjuKZ%MwiKqWz%9 D --> I am posting this again D --> You will submit a question
If I was a horse I'd say shit like neigh and whinny probably
howwwwsabout [big huff frommmm your cartilaginous nub]
Yes, OF COURSE. You understand...
D --> It is a shame that, despite there being so many alternate versions of so many individuals on here D --> I have seen only a single account belonging to any version of my moirail D --> I believe she would enjoy this website
D --> Give it some time and hopefully she will show up?
_ THey simply aren't online. If my assumptions are to be correct based on otHer versions of you, tHere are a pletHora of tHem pouncinG about tHe site.
D --> There is a particular facet of Beforan society who goes underappreciated D --> And frankly it sickens me to my acid sacs that this is the case D --> We are a proud species D --> We are a species who appreciates those who put in the work D --> Those who do what they were hatched to do D --> Those who choose to go beyond what is necessary D --> Not simply so that our planet can survive D --> Neigh D --> So it can thrive D --> I am speaking of course, of the Dairy Deliviscerators D --> Who bravely venture through harsh weather and sore nubs to deliver us our milk each and every moonlight's rise D --> Without them we would surely die of thirst D --> And yet D --> There are no parades D --> No celebrations D --> Why? D --> We must be better D --> That is why Trotswor% is offering a special, for the ne%t seven nights D --> Any and all Dairy Deliviscerators are encouraged to come by our office D --> And I will personally attend to your wants and needs D --> Your busywork, your cleaning D --> I will do it for you D --> For all that you do for us
D --> Fittingly D --> I own twelve separate articles of the garment we are discussing D --> One for each b100d D --> A good highb100d must be prepared for any situation
D --> Much of my work is stress inducing D --> Satisying the needs of the many is quite ta%ing for the few D --> This is why I have my meditations D --> The first I like to do is a simple technique I learned from the Northern Beforus Monastic Traveling Troupe, wherein I sit in an entirely empty, soundproof room and attempt to visualize the inner thoughts in my head D --> And spend as long as I can imagining myself brawling with them before my ears begin to bleed D --> The second it is simple D --> Nothing is more stress relieving than horsing around D --> That is why I own fifty four separate variations of the same make and model of hoofbeast attire
Sometimes The Best Stress Reliever Is Personal Time Doing Your Hobby Or Hobbies.
D --> "Do you enjoy mime antics?" D --> My thoughts on the antics of mimes are D --> Comple% D --> On the one hoof I understand that Beforus has a wide array of jobs, and the entertainment industry is, quite frankly, lacking D --> However D --> They are unsettling D --> They are not doing the duty they were hatched to do D --> I do not understand why they pretend they cannot speak D --> I know they can speak D --> I verified it myself, grabbing a mime by the grub scar and giving it what he described afterwards as "ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ" D --> Which I believe was mime for "A twist so mighty it rended to from fro" D --> https://forms.gle/evVe%3zWWDQksEKC8
D --> "i put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1. it did, but every other horse came in at 12:30." D --> This is D --> Without e%aggeration D --> The most hilarious thing I have ever read in my eighty and so forth sweeps of life D --> https://forms.gle/%8CfgBJfJ4dTmVa%6
guess i better rein it in a little.