E%emplar Dank100k
@caballinesTheca
D --> I am the E%emplar D --> Stablemaster of Trotswor% D --> And star headliner of the Beforan Times newsletter ((icon: profmadscientist.))
D --> Trotswor% hosts events of our own, at certain times of a sweep D --> A Masquerade is nothing new D --> Nor is it e%citing D --> I can only wonder if this D --> Trans-dimensional D --> Sort of masquerade might inspire a little mare creativity than my own do D --> I've often said that what your average Beforan la% in style, they make up for in dedication D --> However D --> In a Masquerade, dedication means ne%t to nothing D --> We are 100king for style
D --> So many complications D --> But I am the E%emplar D --> I can handle them
Can.you.unhandle.them.for.fun?
Idk,.science?.Science.and.discovery?
D --> Oftentimes I am embarrassed D --> Not in myself D --> I have nothing to be ashamed about D --> But by the behavior of other highb100ds D --> Beforan, namely D --> I understand that things are different on Alternia D --> Twisted and backwards D --> But here D --> Highb100ds have certain responsibilities D --> And many fail to provide them
D --> Also D --> My matesprit allowed me to get up from the f100r
D --> Hn D --> Nevermind D --> I am being called back to my duties
D --> Ahem D --> Hello D --> I was occupied with important business today D --> Compony related issues D --> But I have time to scroll and observe for now
ring ring
ring ring
D --> What the hay D --> Is that supposed to be me
i think so
D --> I sense something is off D --> That someone is D --> Hm D --> Depicting me D --> In 100d ways D --> But I must be imagining things
Do+n't wo+rry abo+ut it, Exemplar. Just go+ back to+ cupe.
D --> My maidlings and milkboys are useless D --> It would be better for the compony if they were fired like the rest of the previous staff D --> However D --> Very few know me like they do D --> And finding highb100ds willing to e%clusively serve one person liters of milk in a jar on a platter is D --> Difficult
You are quite capable of reading. I haVVe taken note of this, so do not do me the disserVVice of demanding I repeat myself sodtrotter.
D --> Hn D --> Don't speak to me like that D --> You are nothing D --> I am the E%emplar
You haVVe a mouth on you. That is a rare trait among you Indighouls. Find yourself challenged by the Orphaner. A duel aVWWaits you. I haVVe already called for your graVVe to be dug.
D --> Hn D --> I would agree gleefully D --> Unfortunately D --> It seems that we are on different planets D --> A duel won't be possible D --> Now have a good night
D --> Keep your made up words to yourself D --> You make highb100ds 100k like foals
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝔁𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓻, 𝓕𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼, 𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓸 𝓘'𝓶 𝓽𝓸𝓵𝓭. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝔂𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Young and full of potential? WWhy, thank you cretin. Your illiteracy is knoVWWn.
D --> Hrm D --> Another one D --> Or neighaps my eyes are playing tri% on me
D --> I've been busy as well D --> A certain troll <> has been sick D --> And as the E%emplar it's my responsibility to help lowb100ds in need D --> Even with sniffles
THE REAL TOX1C TRA1T MO2T OF YOU NEED TO WORK ON 12 YOUR WORK ETH1C! GET A JO6! 1F YOUVE GOT ONE, TAKE ON MORE RE2PON2161L1T1E2! 6E THE 6E2T YOU CAN 6E! GET 1N EARLY, LEAVE LATE, AND G1VE YOUR ALL, ALL N1GHT LONG! #G1RL6O221NG
D --> Another E%emplary conversation in the books D --> Proving yet again why I am where I am
D --> As the E%emplar, it is e%pected of me to manetain and promote certain values D --> Some I believe in mare STRONGLY than others D --> For e%ample D --> The sanctity of quadrant borders D --> And the loyalty you ought to display for those within those borders D --> It's important that the borders are respected D --> Vacillation often leads to complicated issues D --> This is of horse mare of an issue for the majority of lowb100ds D --> Who lack the mental capabilities to properly e%plore the nuances of comple% relationships D --> However D --> As highb100ds it is important that we lead by e%ample D --> To prevent them from doing things they will regret
☝️ TELL Dᐛ TOOTH
:33< nyo mew misunderstand. :33< whole separate thing :33< new quadrant, spades but flushed style
D --> What I will say D --> Is that there is D --> Not necessarily not a part of me D --> That is not necessarily not fillying D --> A certain type of fillying D --> About those words
LᐛWL??? OKᐛY UR KINDᐛ FUNNY U DONT HᐛV 2 EXPLODE NO MORE. BUT U WILL ☝️ IF U TRY ᐛN ᑈONTROL ME. SO DONT YOU DO DᐛT ☝️☝️
:33< yes i can :33< i can do what i want
D --> Hnhn D --> Yes D --> Of horse D --> I apologize ma'am D --> I will never tell you what to do again
HᐛHᐛ YEᐛSSSSS
D --> Tonight is another training night for the new Trotswor% staff D --> Let us hope I can whip them into shape before our ne%t batch of tasks comes in
D --> I am getting rewarded for good behavior
D --> As a highb100d I am obligated to work hard D --> Put in mare effort than the average lowb100d D --> And I am the E%emplary Beforan D --> The model highb100d D --> Ergo D --> Other highb100ds should strive to put it the same amount of effort as I do D --> And strive for rewards all the same
"= hmm, okay ---- this is perhaps. you value my praise, then do not let the alternians on here know about this, you are seriously going to awaken some trolls who will not treat this with the same sincerity you seem to :), anyways, good highblood, etc. ="
"= oh wow that felt weird. i like it. though. kind of, uh, but not in a non equivalent way. ="
D --> Yyes D --> I greatly value the praise of D --> The lesser hued D --> I'll keep that advice in mind D --> And thank you
"= lesser. now. that is kind of rude. bad highblood. ="
"= oh tttthen why do you call it high? if we are superior. then we should be the high one, and you the low one. good lowblood (?), okay no, i can not say that, that feels really weird. ="
D --> I D --> Do not know D --> That is just how it's established D --> I follow what is established D --> But thank you
"= i will be here. whenever you some night decide. that the established situation. is not enough. ="
D --> The Trotswor% ads have already been beneficial for the compony D --> Our new recruits are shaping up D --> My matesprit seems content D --> My moirail is staying out of trouble D --> I believe I have earned some hoofbeast outfit time
D --> This adverisement features myself D --> Appearing in your own advertisements is the mark of a capable Stablemaster D --> It is important that the people know who is in charge of the componies they enlist the services of D --> And featuring @cheliformGyves again, of horse #advertisement #disclosedadvertisement #trotswor%
ITHHINK I NEED #BEFORANCULLING. #HHHH.
D --> You know where to find us, rustb100d D --> We may not be able to provide culling D --> But we can provide anything else you need
D --> For those unaware D --> I am the Stablemaster of Trotswor% D --> We are a charity organization who focus on assisting lowb100ds with their various needs D --> We have a trained staff of highb100ds D --> Psychotinglers D --> Theratranqulizers D --> Legalitationaters D --> Devoted workers who are trained to help lowb100ds with anything D --> Anything at all D --> We are by highb100ds, for lowb100ds D --> Take a peek at the first of our new campaign advertisements series D --> Modeled by a talented and attractive individual @cheliformGyves #advertisement #dankpost #trotswor% #compony #hoofbeastpunsomitted #professionalism #notforculling #cullservicesseperate #howeverwedoworkwithcullservices
D --> Almost typing the wrong symbol in by accident is D --> Embarrassing
D --> Two nights ago I paid my moirail a visit D --> Shamefully, I have less time for her recently D --> So I ordered my secretariat to take a photo D --> These are important memories D --> This one will likely be converted and stored directly in my wallet D --> Even though I am turned around D --> I am not the focus D --> And I know what I 100k like D --> I know what she 100ks like as well, of horse D --> But I will always appreciate a reminder
:33 < Awww!!! Equihiss you are just so cuute!! :33 < Mreow... I thought I had wiped that lipstick away...
:33 < Of course h33h33... :33 < Nothing to s33!