@caballinesTheca — #suggestive
D --> Hm D --> That reminds me of a story D --> Of my nights as a simple volunteer charity troll D --> Just me, myself, and Applejack D --> Neigh D --> My secretariat is making a throat cutting gesture with her hand D --> I've learned that means to stop what I am doing and return to my work
D --> I have been warned in advance, by my secretariat D --> That there are a certain demographic of individuals on here who share a name D --> Who have a certain fascination with hooves D --> Paws D --> Whatever one may wish to call them D --> I am making an official declaration now that my hooves are not to be viewed D --> They are private D --> Unless, that is D --> It is requested of me through my charity tasks D --> By a lowerb100d of significant need D --> Or neighaps a higherb100d willing to ask very nicely D --> Or demand it of me D --> I am losing my train of thought D --> The point ...Read more
D --> I have had a long and tiring night D --> Draining, in a sense D --> Neighaps mare than one sense D --> #suggestive D --> All in service of the cause D --> But all e%hausting when it is said and done
D --> I have many offers for charity work this night D --> This feels my pusher with glee D --> Giddy-up beyond belief D --> To get to serve my purpose not once, twice, but thrice in a single night D --> I must make haste to the office where my secretariat has prepared the necessary equipment for each job D --> The tools for repair-work tasked of me by a bronzeb100d in need D --> The cooking equipment worthy of whipping up a feast the likes of which this rustb100d will have never seen D --> And the leather accessories and tight strappings necessary for this goldb100ds temporary reprieve from his du...Read more
D --> I have been demanded D --> To record my 200 lashings D --> However my recording device has difficulty capturing my form D --> For posterity D --> I will do 1000 as penance
D --> I have been informed that I put my title in incorrectly D --> For this error I will subject myself to 100 lashings from the company riding crop D --> Do not try to stop me D --> I deserve it
D --> It is the duty of all higher b100ds to manetain and prioritize the wants and needs of the lesser and lower D --> It is our hatchright and our blessing D --> That is why Trotswor% is a charity organization D --> And that is why I often allow my moirail, a lower b100d, to place me in a suit of fine leather and e%pensive strappery from the isles of yore in High Beforus D --> And at her request D --> Imitate the sounds and mannerisms of her favorite creature D --> The humble meowing beast D --> It is degrading D --> A weak and feeble beast to imitate D --> But it is my duty and I do it with pri...Read more