@caballinesTheca — #dankpost
D --> My secretariat often criticizes me for getting distracted D --> I hired her specifically to keep me in line D --> To ensure that I am not swept away by every little mention of a hoofbeast I see D --> It is not my fault I grew up an appreciator of fine art D --> And that I have the Empress given ability to recognize prized material when I see it D --> She does not allow me to decorate my office the way I wish D --> She says having depictions of refined and elegant genitalia from the humble hoofbest arranged one by one betwi%t photos of my own is undignified D --> I wish for my office to be lik...Read more
D --> I have been informed that I put my title in incorrectly D --> For this error I will subject myself to 100 lashings from the company riding crop D --> Do not try to stop me D --> I deserve it
D --> It is the duty of all higher b100ds to manetain and prioritize the wants and needs of the lesser and lower D --> It is our hatchright and our blessing D --> That is why Trotswor% is a charity organization D --> And that is why I often allow my moirail, a lower b100d, to place me in a suit of fine leather and e%pensive strappery from the isles of yore in High Beforus D --> And at her request D --> Imitate the sounds and mannerisms of her favorite creature D --> The humble meowing beast D --> It is degrading D --> A weak and feeble beast to imitate D --> But it is my duty and I do it with pri...Read more