D --> My secretariat often criticizes me for getting distracted D --> I hired her specifically to keep me in line D --> To ensure that I am not swept away by every little mention of a hoofbeast I see D --> It is not my fault I grew up an appreciator of fine art D --> And that I have the Empress given ability to recognize prized material when I see it D --> She does not allow me to decorate my office the way I wish D --> She says having depictions of refined and elegant genitalia from the humble hoofbest arranged one by one betwi%t photos of my own is undignified D --> I wish for my office to be like the story by famed author George Orewell, Lusus Farm D --> Wherein they 100ked from hoofbeast to E%emplar, from hoofbeast to E%emplar, and back again D --> And realized there was no difference D --> Unfortunately it is like George Orewell's other novel D --> 1984
| w|sh you could decorAte your off|ce how you wAnt!! poor th|ng
D --> Thank you D --> As do I D --> But it is for the best that I listen to my secretariat D --> She knows best