@caballinesTheca — #nsfw
D --> I have found another magazine D --> This one was tucked away into my desk drawer D --> I canter remember what it was for D --> But I do remember what they told me while I posted D --> They said "you are Mr. Beforus." D --> "Show us what that means"
D --> I have been warned in advance, by my secretariat D --> That there are a certain demographic of individuals on here who share a name D --> Who have a certain fascination with hooves D --> Paws D --> Whatever one may wish to call them D --> I am making an official declaration now that my hooves are not to be viewed D --> They are private D --> Unless, that is D --> It is requested of me through my charity tasks D --> By a lowerb100d of significant need D --> Or neighaps a higherb100d willing to ask very nicely D --> Or demand it of me D --> I am losing my train of thought D --> The point ...Read more
D --> My secretariat often criticizes me for getting distracted D --> I hired her specifically to keep me in line D --> To ensure that I am not swept away by every little mention of a hoofbeast I see D --> It is not my fault I grew up an appreciator of fine art D --> And that I have the Empress given ability to recognize prized material when I see it D --> She does not allow me to decorate my office the way I wish D --> She says having depictions of refined and elegant genitalia from the humble hoofbest arranged one by one betwi%t photos of my own is undignified D --> I wish for my office to be lik...Read more