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:33 < Mrrp! I have reorganized my tiplines so that I am now accepting scoops and insights and not just blind items!! #SlowMewsDay
D --> Balancing quadrants can be difficult D --> It may be in our b100d to be capable, but that does not mean it is always easy D --> That is why I, the E%emplar, have trained myself through e%tensive reflection and discipline to find the ideal attention schedule to give between my two filled quadrants D --> And why we at Trotswor% offer a Quadrant Management Course D --> For the low price of 323.88 Caegar / wipe we have professional quadrant consultants give you a personalized curriculum on how to manage your attention and time between your various quadrants D --> Quadrant vacillation does not apply, they will not handle what is not supposed to happen
you should probably ask the other guy
are you hav1ng a fuck1ng se1zure
ok we1rdo
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:33 < Mrrp... I haven't s33n my meowrail in soooo long! Not after his matespurrit started hogging him... Hmmm.. :33 < Not that I'm jealous but I miss him!! :33 < He's my only quad! Hiss... :33 < I'm packing my bags to go spend a few lights at his hive and I am overjoyed!!!
D --> I do need to return and see him at some point, Nepeta D --> He is still my matesprit who I care for and deeply appreciate the compony of
:33 < Hiss... Fine!! But I get to k33p you betw33n visits.
:33 < Purrfect!!
1 don’t care how you do 1t, but 1f you do, 1’ll make 1t worth your wh1le
:33 < Hmmm.... furry tempting...
1 knew you could see reason
dm any t1me, we can even coord1nate
:33 < If you can k33p Karkitty distracted fur a little while that would be purrfect!
not even a problem #g1rlsol1dar1ty
:33 < My sincerest apurrlogies fur my absence! But I do have quite the juicy story fur you tolight!! :33 < Beachgoers on the shores of Itrolly report chaos as a brawl breaks out among tourists! :33 < Witnesses repurrt an argument sparking betw33n the jade, burgundy, and teal that soon turned physical, eventually roping the remaining midblood into the conflict as she tried to purry her furiends' hands (and fangs!) off of each other. :33 < Thankfully, upstanding Befuran police enfurcement were able to arrive on the scene and take the offenders into cullstody. The parties involved have declined a statement at this time. #purreakingmews #arrest #mugshawties #mugshots #itrolly #drama #gossip #midbloodsjumplowblood!? #outrage #policeviolence #bikinishots
Well, now. This is a sordid tale that I can't miss out on. Do you mind getting me up to speed, @genetrixAdvoc8?
I plead the fifth.
Not even if I offer to 8uy everyone dinner when you get 8ack? ::::)
Yo+u say this as if yo+u didn't *just* get into+ a blo+o+dy fight with Damara last week to+o+. Or are yo+u implying yo+u want to+ get arrested?
just wanna do some evil shit that WOULD get me arrested 3>8(
Try po+litical activism. It's ho+w I was arrested the last few times. Tho+ugh I'm sure even an ex-heiress getting incarcerated is sure to+ cause a majo+r scandal.
UG)()()()( T)(ATS BORINGGGGGGGGGGG
oh, so TH1S 1s where y'all were... damz told me a... very d1fferent story...
YOU ALREADY KNOW. 0u0 #HI. #WYD.
EVERY TIME. -_-“
@ alysse glæsse with @resuscitativeNightingale + @arachnesGxssamer. and seemingly the rest xf planet befxrus in atxdance. - xx
＼(=^‥^)// < ME-WOW!!! HOW DO YOU F33L ABOUT #PAWPLAY? BECLAWS IF YOU'RE K33N, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME CAT SCRATCH FEVER FOR THE ROAD NEXT TIME INSTEAD!!! #ANTI-MAXXING #INOCULATION #IMMEWNITY-BREAKING └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘ └(=^‥^=)┐
@(。･`⸟´･)@ KONGAR EXPECTED A CHALLENGE. SUCH A DOUR SPIRIT. WEIGHTED DOWN BY THE TROUBLES OF THE WORLD. THE FOIBLES OF LONG HOURS. THANKLESSLY SPENT TENDING TO BODIES. SO DETERMINED TO EXPIRE. AND ROT AWAY. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ AND YET. @(。ˇ･`0´･)@ DESPITE ALL OF THIS... @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ YOU WERE SURPRISINGLY EASY TO LIFT!!!!!
fuuuuuuuck next t1me 1’m com1ng #1mcom1ng
(っˣཀˣ)っ #pxisxnpxwerscaling #selfexperimentatixn #bringit. - xx
♦️█ ░ S0 MANY PE0PLE. D0 N0T MIND BEING P0SSESSED. AS L0NG AS THEY CAN KEEP DANCING. EVEN WHEN THEIR B0DIES GIVE 0UT. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ❤️█ ░ sh0ulda d0ne *m0nster m0sh parties*...sweeps ag0... ପ(∗´╹ ‿ ╹`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
How long did it take to lace your shoes~?
did varana tell yxu tx ask me that. a nxrmal amxunt xf time. i spend a nxrmal amxunt xf time lacing and unlacing at the dxxr. (҂//ロˣ)💢 - xx
Haha~! No, she did not~. Is a man not allowed to show interest in another man's laces~?
:o) I am in this episode
>-8==— it was so fun!! haha my eardrums still hurt
D --> It is time D --> The clock struck 7:24 D --> The E%emplary Comfort Plush Doll is now available for purchase for a limited time D --> Due to intervention from a certain individual, these are simply plush dolls D --> With no additional features D --> However D --> They make an e%cellent addition to any living space D --> Place it upon your firemantle D --> Set it in your entertainment chair D --> Display it alongside your trophies
oK, - n1TRAM-DONO
1M GONNA THROW M1NE DOWN A M1NE2HAFT, THAT2 F1NE R1GHT?
D --> Much like the man himself D --> The E%emplary Comfort Plush Doll e%ists to please D --> You can throw it down a mineshaft if you would like
1LL 2OAK 1T 1N M1LK 2O 1T MAKE2 A N1CE 2PLAT AT THE 6OTTOM, JU2T FOR YOU 61G GUY.
:33 < Heheheh!! Good! :33 < I want at least 10, I want them in my pile!!
QUESTION. CAN I GET ONE WITH ITS OWN MINI FBLHSSWASDAOAAV.
D --> Of horse you can D --> The leather material will be an easy addition D --> I wonder if we can find the material for a miniature GDOM to be attached...
D --> The Trotswor% marketing department has been hard at work since I hired them D --> And they have done me proud D --> Later tonight, we will be launching a new Trotswor% Official Product D --> Prepare your seats in advance for the moisture which will be produced from your pores when you see it D --> Tonight
CONSIDER IT TARGET PRACTICE. I’D LIKE TO MAKE IT AS DRAWN OUT AND PAINFUL AS POSSIBLE, YOU SEE, AND I CANT DO THAT UNLESS I HAVE A GUINEA PIG. UNLESS YOU’D LIKE TO BE EXPERIMENTED ON.
1t wouldnt even be to scale, how tf 1s that any good target pract1ce
and so are you? use a m1rror and get to 1t, chop chop
PLEASE COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL THAN THE MIRROR PULL. PLEASE. IM BEGGING TO BE REALLY, TRULY INSULTED.
youre already do1ng that by dat1ng the 1nd1go slut here so 1dk what to tell you
THAT’S IT. I’M SWITCHING TO TASERS ON THIS THING. AND THEN I’M SHOWING UP AT YOUR HIVE.
oh noooo, 1m quak1ng 1n my boots, oh nooooooo 1m so scared
YEAH YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE. I’M BRINGING SOME OTHER SURPRISES, TOO.
1f 1t wasnt already fuck1ng clear, tasers are nook-sh1t. do worse b1tch, come on
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
:33 < Uh oh...
WHAT IN THE FUCK. OKAY. THIS IS JUST TOO FAR, AND YOU’RE REMINDING ME NOW WHY I’VE BEEN OFFLINE. FUCK THIS.
:33 < Coming in piping hot with a little update on a blind item furom a little while ago! :33 < A certain Spider and Fish were spotted on a date! :33 < Now ordinarily this would be no mews item, or scandal, but... :33 < It does come as quite the surpurrise, when this big fish has b33n purrsuing the crab as of late!! :33 < Dreambubble witnesses have repurrted to have s33n the two individuals who are purresumed to be our fish and our spider out on a rather lively date! :33 < One mus wonder if the Crab was really just a rebound, or if the Fish is playing both sides!! :33 < Furom his observed behavior it would not strike anyone as a surpurrise if he was... :33 < But of clawrse this purresumes that he is courting the two in the same quadrant! Or that he is courting them in a quadrant at all! :33 < What could possibly be the nature of the quaddynamics of this group? #drama #gossip #submittedStory #relationshipdrama #twotimer #crabfishspider #submittedimage
Oh my God. It was NOT a d8te!
omg… !!
It wasn't! We were simply hanging out!
you know i’d never judge u, ara. :3 💝
yeah... im a pretty busy guy... hahah...
:33 < It sure s33ms that way! H33h33
It was literally okay.
No no! You're perfectly okay, Ylissa. I apologize.
IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.
D --> I have no issue with it of horse D --> This is harmless
id lovwe to showv you my ppe some time, labslut~
D --> Their hand does not have to be there
baddies.
⚠︎ Mm.... ⚠︎ #jealousy...
D --> Where did your b100 accessories go
OH MY GOD??????? I HAVE THEM ON, DON’T WORRY. MY GLASSES ARE THE BLUE ONES YOU GOT ME, HANDSOME.
alwways good to havve you
CALLED TROTSWORX, ENDED UP WITH THIS GUY. BREAKING A STALLION IS SO REWARDING.
WWAS?? ist das erlaubt? oh mein gott
wwehohoho i wwill pass far too focused on #meinebräu er #mybrewws #potions and #beasties. and i havve a terrible back, too old ZZ8)
ooooh ja ja maybe sometime! wwhen dame benevvolent allowws me from her site, kleine krabbe ZZ8D
THIS IS SO FUCKING MAJOR. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE PHOTOS FROM THAT NIGHT. #HHHH.
OH DO I. I’VE GOT VIDEOS TOO. HE WAS SUCH A GOOD PONYBOY.
:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotection furom? #ChittrCelebSighting #CelebrityGossip #BodyguardxClient #Yaoi #Gossip #Drama #BodyLanguage #BodyGuard #Candid #SizeDiffurence
ignorin the scurrilous an wwholly inaccurate nature a some these tags theres nothin scandalous about sharin a PLATONIC meal wwith your praetor the big lugs evven more disconcertin an prone to perspirin wwhen hes ravvenous for some troll greek style vvegetarian fritters youre wwashed looks like your kitty snout aint so good at detectin muck after all
:33 < Washed!?? :33 < I am not washed!! :33 < I am glad /some/ of my tags do apply... h33h33h33 #yaoi :33 < I hope you enjoy your platonic meal with your big lug! :33 < You can't blame a kitty fur s33ing what's in furont of her though, can you? :33 < The way he looks at you! Why is he so nervous?
thats one a the tags i wwas referrin to bein scurrilous youre lucky my docterror recommended i take a little jaunt to keep my blood pressure dowwn otherwwise id be makin a wwhole neww dictionary a slurs specific to your betailed stern hes nervvous cause i threatened him
:33 < Daww... Unfurtionate... :33 < H33h33! Now no n33d to get too aggressive now Mistfur Ampurra! I am only repurrting on what I s33! :33 < What did you threaten him to get him so shaken?
thats betwween me an him so keep your twwitchy snout out a it
:33 < Hrrmm.... :33 < No purromises!
you wwere in troll greece too wwhat the hell wwe could of linked up and bid our indigo manservvants to battle each other in the dirt
in troll greece your indigo bodyguard wwill suddenly pull you into a cholerbear hug in public but since youre a socially awwkwward autistcel you stand there stiff as a board wwithout sayin anythin then the vvideo a you twwo hits the splinternet an suddenly evveryone an their lusus are throwwin gay accusations at you
its not gonna be funny wwhen i take those pusher shaped sunglasses an shovve them into your driest orifice
?Duh, they better be. Who wears shoes off the rack in our caste? Eugh.
Are all of you Ampora lads taking your indigo bodyguards to Troll Greece~? Is there convention or something~?
woah i haven’t even made any advances on u and we’re already skipping to dat part??
youd be surprised there are a lot a class traitors round these parts
i did it first anyone wwho says otherwwise is a connivvin prevvaricator unwworthy a their eriness anywway im here for the bilunar riflekind convvention
I would never contradict a highblood so that simply must be the case~! Did you know about the riflekind convention, @caligulasAquarium~?
WHAT A FINE, FINE #TIETHEMUPTUESDAY. NOT A #TIEMEUPTUESDAY, BECAUSE I’M NOT THE ONE WITH THEIR FRONDS TIED BEHIND THEIR BACK. POOR BABY. EVERYONE SEND @CABALLINESTHECA THEIR PITY. HE’S GONNA NEED IT.
holyshiiit 🔥🔥🔥
:33 < Oh meow goodness!! :33 < It looks like someone is in fur a very long light! H33h33h33.... #caniwatch
:33 < Talks are getting louder and louder about a certain coldblooded Bloodway star (900 caegars a ticket!) Has a nasty habit of furequenting palmhusk pail hot lines!! :33 < Not only that but rumeowr has it she has an appetite fur inviting these especially warmblooded escorts into her BDSM den located conveniently I'm downtown Maimhattan! :33 < To each their own of clawrse but can she juggle this little double life of hers fur much longer? #NSFW #suggestive #BDSM #HOTline #drama #gossip #actor #StarStruck! #celebtrityGossip
👀 1 KNEW someth1ng was up w1th her... felt 1t from the bottom of my w1ngs... 💪
:33 < Ohh!! Do they /tingle/ when you f33l a hunch?
DO YOU HAVE HER NUMBER.
... um. no comment... ma'am... 😳
:33 < H33h33h33! I'll never tell!
:33 < Well nyaow I'm curious!!
}:x #L1psZ1ppedDawg
:33 < Tip! A certain up and coming film star was s33n spitting on his assistant after receiving an inclawrrect order of herbal tea! :33 < Still gr33n in the industry and already making waves enough to rustle the feathers of their managers! :33 < One can only wondfur if their car33r can still take off after this or if the executives decide to pull the plug!! #Drama #Actors #Spitscandal #scandal #gossip #risingstar #car33rflop
:33 < I hope the gap in the mews cycle hasnt b33n too unbearable! :33 < This kitty caught a nasty little cold and I've b33n trying to shake it off undfur the care of my beloved diamond <>
D --> Two nights ago I paid my moirail a visit D --> Shamefully, I have less time for her recently D --> So I ordered my secretariat to take a photo D --> These are important memories D --> This one will likely be converted and stored directly in my wallet D --> Even though I am turned around D --> I am not the focus D --> And I know what I 100k like D --> I know what she 100ks like as well, of horse D --> But I will always appreciate a reminder
:33 < Awww!!! Equihiss you are just so cuute!! :33 < Mreow... I thought I had wiped that lipstick away...
:33 < Of course h33h33... :33 < Nothing to s33!
D --> I am busy tonight D --> However D --> I want to show a picture I took recently, of my matesprit D --> Neighaps to simply show that I appreciate him D --> Or even to show others that he is taken D --> By me
:33 < It s33ms a certain Horse and a certain Crab have b33n caught in quite the back and furth dance of courtship! :33 < After having finally decided to make it official another scorned love comes into the light! :33 < A certain Fish that had set their romantic sights on the Crab and now that the Crab is no longer available they have finally mustered up the courage to confess!! :33 < One can only wondfur how this might pan out now that everynyans f33lings are out in the open sea! #HorseshoeCrab #BlindItem #SubmittedTip #StableIssues #ShallowWaters #HorseToWater #Gossip #Drama #MissedConnections #RelationshipDrama #PotentialLoveAffair #PossibleInfidelity #HopefullyNot
:33 < Meow this is an intfuresting one!! :33 < It s33ms a certain Crab, Spider and Fish have b33n having quite the time after a certain furiend of the blog leaked purrlenty of search histories!! :33 < One wonders if these relationships can recover, or if this Crab has purrmanently b33n driven into the arms of another... #SpiderCrabFish #LeakedSearchHistory #Drama #RelationshipDrama #DrivenIntoTheArmsOfAnother #Gossip #BlindItem #Submission
vwhat the fuck... is this about me? vwhos vwriting this shit?? hovw about MIND YOUR 8USINESS.
:33 < Mrrrp!! Meow that is the mystery!! :33 < Who wrote it? Who submitted it? And who is it about!! :33 < It is all anonyanymouse!!