Muckrake
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:33 < Mrrp... I haven't s33n my meowrail in soooo long! Not after his matespurrit started hogging him... Hmmm.. :33 < Not that I'm jealous but I miss him!! :33 < He's my only quad! Hiss... :33 < I'm packing my bags to go spend a few lights at his hive and I am overjoyed!!!
D --> I do need to return and see him at some point, Nepeta D --> He is still my matesprit who I care for and deeply appreciate the compony of
1 don’t care how you do 1t, but 1f you do, 1’ll make 1t worth your wh1le
:33 < If you can k33p Karkitty distracted fur a little while that would be purrfect!
:33 < My sincerest apurrlogies fur my absence! But I do have quite the juicy story fur you tolight!! :33 < Beachgoers on the shores of Itrolly report chaos as a brawl breaks out among tourists! :33 < Witnesses repurrt an argument sparking betw33n the jade, burgundy, and teal that soon turned physical, eventually roping the remaining midblood into the conflict as she tried to purry her furiends' hands (and fangs!) off of each other. :33 < Thankfully, upstanding Befuran police enfurcement were able to arrive on the scene and take the offenders into cullstody. The parties involved have declined a statement at this time. #purreakingmews #arrest #mugshawties #mugshots #itrolly #drama #gossip #midbloodsjumplowblood!? #outrage #policeviolence #bikinishots
Well, now. This is a sordid tale that I can't miss out on. Do you mind getting me up to speed, @genetrixAdvoc8?
Not even if I offer to 8uy everyone dinner when you get 8ack? ::::)
Yo+u say this as if yo+u didn't *just* get into+ a blo+o+dy fight with Damara last week to+o+. Or are yo+u implying yo+u want to+ get arrested?
Try po+litical activism. It's ho+w I was arrested the last few times. Tho+ugh I'm sure even an ex-heiress getting incarcerated is sure to+ cause a majo+r scandal.
oh, so TH1S 1s where y'all were... damz told me a... very d1fferent story...
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain aquatic zoologist and a flirty, lowblooded ex-convict have recently tied the pale knot!! :33 < The lowblood allegedly had a red crush on the gilled one befure he made it official with his current matespurrit, giving up on the purrsuit after a long string of drama spanning several wipes! :33 < Is it only pale? Or is Karkat paving the road towards the pail...? #drama #rumors #relationshipDrama #palepail #suggestive #quadsmearing
WHAT IN THE FUCK. OKAY. THIS IS JUST TOO FAR, AND YOU’RE REMINDING ME NOW WHY I’VE BEEN OFFLINE. FUCK THIS.
:33 < Coming in piping hot with a little update on a blind item furom a little while ago! :33 < A certain Spider and Fish were spotted on a date! :33 < Now ordinarily this would be no mews item, or scandal, but... :33 < It does come as quite the surpurrise, when this big fish has b33n purrsuing the crab as of late!! :33 < Dreambubble witnesses have repurrted to have s33n the two individuals who are purresumed to be our fish and our spider out on a rather lively date! :33 < One mus wonder if the Crab was really just a rebound, or if the Fish is playing both sides!! :33 < Furom his observed behavior it would not strike anyone as a surpurrise if he was... :33 < But of clawrse this purresumes that he is courting the two in the same quadrant! Or that he is courting them in a quadrant at all! :33 < What could possibly be the nature of the quaddynamics of this group? #drama #gossip #submittedStory #relationshipdrama #twotimer #crabfishspider #submittedimage
Oh my God. It was NOT a d8te!
:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotection furom? #ChittrCelebSighting #CelebrityGossip #BodyguardxClient #Yaoi #Gossip #Drama #BodyLanguage #BodyGuard #Candid #SizeDiffurence
ignorin the scurrilous an wwholly inaccurate nature a some these tags theres nothin scandalous about sharin a PLATONIC meal wwith your praetor the big lugs evven more disconcertin an prone to perspirin wwhen hes ravvenous for some troll greek style vvegetarian fritters youre wwashed looks like your kitty snout aint so good at detectin muck after all
:33 < Washed!?? :33 < I am not washed!! :33 < I am glad /some/ of my tags do apply... h33h33h33 #yaoi :33 < I hope you enjoy your platonic meal with your big lug! :33 < You can't blame a kitty fur s33ing what's in furont of her though, can you? :33 < The way he looks at you! Why is he so nervous?
thats one a the tags i wwas referrin to bein scurrilous youre lucky my docterror recommended i take a little jaunt to keep my blood pressure dowwn otherwwise id be makin a wwhole neww dictionary a slurs specific to your betailed stern hes nervvous cause i threatened him
:33 < Daww... Unfurtionate... :33 < H33h33! Now no n33d to get too aggressive now Mistfur Ampurra! I am only repurrting on what I s33! :33 < What did you threaten him to get him so shaken?
thats betwween me an him so keep your twwitchy snout out a it
you wwere in troll greece too wwhat the hell wwe could of linked up and bid our indigo manservvants to battle each other in the dirt
:33 < Talks are getting louder and louder about a certain coldblooded Bloodway star (900 caegars a ticket!) Has a nasty habit of furequenting palmhusk pail hot lines!! :33 < Not only that but rumeowr has it she has an appetite fur inviting these especially warmblooded escorts into her BDSM den located conveniently I'm downtown Maimhattan! :33 < To each their own of clawrse but can she juggle this little double life of hers fur much longer? #NSFW #suggestive #BDSM #HOTline #drama #gossip #actor #StarStruck! #celebtrityGossip
👀 1 KNEW someth1ng was up w1th her... felt 1t from the bottom of my w1ngs... 💪
:33 < Tip! A certain up and coming film star was s33n spitting on his assistant after receiving an inclawrrect order of herbal tea! :33 < Still gr33n in the industry and already making waves enough to rustle the feathers of their managers! :33 < One can only wondfur if their car33r can still take off after this or if the executives decide to pull the plug!! #Drama #Actors #Spitscandal #scandal #gossip #risingstar #car33rflop
:33 < I hope the gap in the mews cycle hasnt b33n too unbearable! :33 < This kitty caught a nasty little cold and I've b33n trying to shake it off undfur the care of my beloved diamond <>
:33 < It s33ms a certain Horse and a certain Crab have b33n caught in quite the back and furth dance of courtship! :33 < After having finally decided to make it official another scorned love comes into the light! :33 < A certain Fish that had set their romantic sights on the Crab and now that the Crab is no longer available they have finally mustered up the courage to confess!! :33 < One can only wondfur how this might pan out now that everynyans f33lings are out in the open sea! #HorseshoeCrab #BlindItem #SubmittedTip #StableIssues #ShallowWaters #HorseToWater #Gossip #Drama #MissedConnections #RelationshipDrama #PotentialLoveAffair #PossibleInfidelity #HopefullyNot
:33 < Meow this is an intfuresting one!! :33 < It s33ms a certain Crab, Spider and Fish have b33n having quite the time after a certain furiend of the blog leaked purrlenty of search histories!! :33 < One wonders if these relationships can recover, or if this Crab has purrmanently b33n driven into the arms of another... #SpiderCrabFish #LeakedSearchHistory #Drama #RelationshipDrama #DrivenIntoTheArmsOfAnother #Gossip #BlindItem #Submission
vwhat the fuck... is this about me? vwhos vwriting this shit?? hovw about MIND YOUR 8USINESS.
:33 < Mrrrp!! Meow that is the mystery!! :33 < Who wrote it? Who submitted it? And who is it about!! :33 < It is all anonyanymouse!!
:33 < Meow this is a really scandalous one! :33 < Not-so-virgin Mary was spotted in a Troll European kink club toting around a mutantblood on a furry short leash! :33 < The nature of their relationship is as of yet unclear, as the pair was s33n arguing one moment, and shooshpapping the next! :33 < It is possible they are smearing or vacillating, but the sp33d at which they swapped betw33n the two one much wonder how they are behind closed doors! :33 < One thing is clear! This Not-So-Virgin Mary has a THING fur the colour red!! :33 < Mary has b33n spotted with another redblood in Itrolly these past wipes, a sh33p that may be familiar to come already. :33 < The identity of this tempting little Cherry is currently unknown to our sources, but it is clear he is purroud of his mutant blood. :33 < Despite the unknown nature of their relationship, it is speculated that it is very close, as dictated by Not-So-Virgin Mary's purroud sporting of her Cherry pets colour! :33 < Could she be his culler? His owner? His Dominatrix? :33 < One wonders how tight she k33ps that leash... #SubmittedTip #suggestive #CherryTemptation #NotSoVirginMary #Itrolly #KinkClub #CherryPopping #Dominatrix #LeashPulling #SexScandal? #ChastityScandal? #Abstinence Scandal! #Gossip #Drama #Relationship #HotTopic #MutantMadness #ShirleyTemple #BecauseItsAVirginCherryDrink #GetIt?
:33 < A redblooded rival on the scene! :33 < A impassioned battle fur the hand of the Not-So-Virgin Mary Porrim! :33 < Who will come out on top! :33 < And who will end up on the bottom!! :33 < Another rumeowr has come up to the surface! :33 < Is it true that Cherry doesn't put out!?
:33 < No?? :33 < Well then what is he? :33 < You tote him around on such a purretty little leash? :33 < What is your little Cherry then?
Well... yes, that's true. He will explain to+ yo+u at length his co+mmitment to+ celibacy. It's hardly wo+rth speculating abo+ut and I really wish yo+u'd sto+p. >.> #No+tAckno+wledgingTheRestOfYo+urCo+mment
Ugh. If yo+u really *must* kno+w, we are just friends. That's all. The leash was co+ntext-appro+priate, it's no+t like I make him wear it all the time.
:33 < Meow I s33!!! Mrrrp... :33 < Mistfur Cherry has taken a vow of celibacy! :33 < How coy!
:33 < Furiends you say! :33 < Nothing more? Nothing less? :33 < A leash can be a healthy component of a furiendship yknow! :33 < I would know! ;33
Yo+u kno+w what? *Thank* yo+u. I to+ld Kankri repeatedly that there are no+ inherent sexual co+nno+tatio+ns to+ wearing a leash in public and that it's an exercise in plato+nic trust that can strengthen a friendship. Anyo+ne cho+o+sing to+ read to+o+ much into+ it is their pro+blem, no+t o+urs.
:33 < Purr!! There doesn't have to be anything romantic nor sexual about it! :33 < My moirail sometimes k33ps me on a leash! It is all about trust!
Yes and please do+n't say anything to+ him. The o+nly way he agreed to+ co+me is if I pro+mised no+ o+ne else wo+uld find o+ut abo+ut it.
:33 < Meow then! Here comes a scoop to wet the appetite... :33 < It s33ms that while we have b33n distracted with the barnyard drama a second stallion has purranced onto the scene! :33 < A well mannered Horse s33med to catch the eye of a particularly ill tempurred Monkey who has not b33n very shy about concealing her desires to torment and punish him fur misd33ds that happened thousands of years ago! :33 < In quite vivid and excruciating detail! :33 < How bitter!! So much vitriol! :33 < How will he cope? Especially with his purrecious pet Stallion being sought after by the very same Monkey! :33 < Will he be able to k33p his relationship with his pet intact? Or is it destined to crumble? :33 < Is trouble brewing just under the surface? :33 < Only time will tell! I do wonder how explosive it may get! #SubmittedStory #Drama #Gossip #HorseplayandMonkeyBusiness #PotentialInfidelity #Hoofbeastplay #PublicMeltDown #Torture #Torment #BubblingDramaCauldron
GREAT REPORT. PRINTED. AND POSTED. ON MY WALL.
:33 < I now you may have grown tired of the bull and pony show by now but this is quite the interesting development! :33 < It s33ms that yesterday a certain sh33p posted a rather racy picture of the pony after what furom the tell-all picture looked to be purretty rowdy roll in the hay! :33 < The bull grew jealous! S33ing his ex lover in the arms of his ex lover! He felt scorned! Left out! :33 < But the pony took pity on him! They missed eachother so furry much! :33 < And now furom the pony's posts it apurrs that the pair may have reunited again! :33 < If that is a purrmanent shackled reunion or a quick romp only time will tell... #BarnYardDrama #Yaoi #Infidelity #jealousy #revengepailing #exespailingexes #suggestive #drama #gossip #relationshipdrama #tell-all
:33 < I do wondfur how the spider f33ls in all of this...
:33 < Do you have a story you want to s33 covfurred? :33 < It has b33n such a slow mewsday! If you have any gossip my tiplines are open!! #tiplines #askmucky
:33 < LEAKED PHOTOS!! Damara Megido pictured at a beach in Itrolly! :33 < One can only wondfur what may have excited her so much that her tuck slipped!! H33h33h33... @handMaid #LeakedPhotos #LeakedNudes #TuckSlip #SlugPosting #BulgeReveal #Leak #Leaking #Drooling #SummerBody #BefuranBubblePorn
REPOSTING THIS SHIT. AGAIN AND AGAIN. LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO FARM AD REVENUE. OFF MY THRASHING BULGE. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY REAL NEWS TO WORRY ABOUT.
:33 < It has b33n such a slow mews day Mara!! :33 < Besides, you just look so purretty!
GIRL. OH MY FUCKING GOD. #THISISHUGE #NOTTALKINGABOUTTHEPOST
damz i svwear i thought i deleted these- nah, neither of us are gonna believwe that. vwe both knowv these are locked avway safe in the spank bank. #nsfwv
:33 < Mysterious pairing spotted on the purrowl tolight... #CelebSighting #Purrowling #HotImage #MysteryCouple #PublicDisplaysOfAttraction #ImStalkingThem
:33 < Anon asks: the pony and bull have b33n a hot topic fur a while, any other up and coming trolls that are catching your eye :33 < Oh yes!! There are plenty of trolls that catch my eye, but I opurrate mainly on a tipline basis!! If you have a story you want me to look into you can call it in!! :33 < I have my claws in some potentially juicy scoops, but the best way to get my k33n eyes on something is to point me in the direction of it!! #BlindItem #Tipline #AskMucky ((if you want mucky to cover your stories you should submit them!!))
:33 < Anon asks: Are there any stories u haven't posted about that you're hoping to get more info on? :33 < Yes!! There are sooo many stories that I have not b33n able to post yet beclaws I am waiting fur more details!! :33 < I can't reveal anything here, but there are a lot!! #AskMucky
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyShow #Drama #Gossip #DashPurrowling
:33 < I thought I might follow a common trend I've s33n tolight! :33 < I am f33ling generous! Ask me anything! #AskMucky