Muckrake
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Purrfessional Photografur | Quad Gossip Repurrter | Indepawndent Journalist She/Purr || Dm's open!! Tip line ==> https://forms.gle/tBU62B6JfrKfnCQt9
:33 < Do you have a story you want to s33 covfurred? :33 < It has b33n such a slow mewsday! If you have any gossip my tiplines are open!! #tiplines #askmucky
:33 < LEAKED PHOTOS!! Damara Megido pictured at a beach in Itrolly! :33 < One can only wondfur what may have excited her so much that her tuck slipped!! H33h33h33... @handMaid #LeakedPhotos #LeakedNudes #TuckSlip #SlugPosting #BulgeReveal #Leak #Leaking #Drooling #SummerBody #BefuranBubblePorn
REPOSTING THIS SHIT. AGAIN AND AGAIN. LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO FARM AD REVENUE. OFF MY THRASHING BULGE. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY REAL NEWS TO WORRY ABOUT.
:33 < It has b33n such a slow mews day Mara!! :33 < Besides, you just look so purretty!
GIRL. OH MY FUCKING GOD. #THISISHUGE #NOTTALKINGABOUTTHEPOST
damz i svwear i thought i deleted these- nah, neither of us are gonna believwe that. vwe both knowv these are locked avway safe in the spank bank. #nsfwv
:33 < Mysterious pairing spotted on the purrowl tolight... #CelebSighting #Purrowling #HotImage #MysteryCouple #PublicDisplaysOfAttraction #ImStalkingThem
:33 < Anon asks: the pony and bull have b33n a hot topic fur a while, any other up and coming trolls that are catching your eye :33 < Oh yes!! There are plenty of trolls that catch my eye, but I opurrate mainly on a tipline basis!! If you have a story you want me to look into you can call it in!! :33 < I have my claws in some potentially juicy scoops, but the best way to get my k33n eyes on something is to point me in the direction of it!! #BlindItem #Tipline #AskMucky ((if you want mucky to cover your stories you should submit them!!))
:33 < Anon asks: Are there any stories u haven't posted about that you're hoping to get more info on? :33 < Yes!! There are sooo many stories that I have not b33n able to post yet beclaws I am waiting fur more details!! :33 < I can't reveal anything here, but there are a lot!! #AskMucky
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyShow #Drama #Gossip #DashPurrowling
:33 < I thought I might follow a common trend I've s33n tolight! :33 < I am f33ling generous! Ask me anything! #AskMucky
:33 < Hot new item!! An unlikely pair spotted in public in uppurr Fanghattan! Is this the new "it" couple? Could it be that a certain pony has moved on to gr33ner pastures? Or shall we say... Bluer pastures? H33h33!! :33 < One must wondfur what the two might be getting up to as they were later spotted at a high end restaurant! :33 < Has the stallion finally moved on furom the bull? Only time will tell!! #HighbloodGossip #Drama #Gossip #HotNewGoss #BarnyardDrama #Spider #CelebritySighting #Infidelity #NewCouple #BlackWidow #HorseheadSpider
:33 < Mrrp!! It is quite clear they have chemistry!! :33 < One only thinks about the rumeowrs that this stallion was only into stallions... :33 < Purrhaps that was wrong...
:33 < I have my ways!! :33 < And no harm in a little flattery... h33h33h33
8=D < Have you been tailing behind us? 8=D < Fiddlesti%.
:33 < A good repurrter never tells!!
FANGHATTAN?! wow... just... wow. }>:(
YOU NEED A JOB. MAYBE THEN HE WILL TAKE YOU IN THE EXTRA-LONG SCUTTLEBUGGY TOO.
:33 < I thought I might remind Chittr that I /also/ have a gossip tip line!! :33 < No n33d to give your rumeowr tips to some COPYCAT...
(֊⎚-⎚) Am I Meant To Be The "copycat"..? I Don't Get Rumors Just From The Public And I Cover More Than Just Sappy Quadrant Tales.. These Are Just My Demographic.
to 8e fair we’ve had a few different rumour mill accounts phase in and out, advice ones too. that’s just how social media works 8a8ey
(֊⎚-⎚) This Is True. I Had Zero Idea This Account That Made This Original Post Even Existed Until Now.
:33 < If you read my column you would s33 I do much more than just "sappy quadrant" stuff!! :33 < I am an investigative repurrter, I dig up plenty of non sappy scoops!
:33 < Mrrp! It looks like /someone/ is stealing my entire thing... #Vaguechit
that really sucks, though!! i'm sorry. :( my dms are totes here if you wanna talk smack, hehe.
:33 < *Yawn* It might be time fur my catnap... #sl33pykitty
MILFRAKE. WAIT FOR ME. BEFORUS IS NOT TOO FAR.
:33 < Meow this one is a doozy!! Coming all the way furom Earth if you would believe it!! :33 < I have nefur covered a story furom Earth befur!! So this is sooo exciting fur me!!! :33 < Let's get into it!! Rumeowr has it that a certain purrivate broadcast star has b33n left in the dust by his Daytime Television star crossed lofur!! Talk about mixed signals! :33 < The pair has not b33n s33n in public since the star was spotted hiking with his notable ex-girlfuriend. (that's the human word fur matespurrit fur those at home!) :33 < Now to s33 the English Beaux in the wild is sort of like s33ing a fish in the sea. That is to say, he is right at home in the wild! :33 < So, it is right to speculate if the pair of ex lovers is off rolling around on the furest floor or not. :33 < One can only wonder how the adult star f33ls in this situation, as rumeowr has it he k33ps his lover on a very long leash! It is impurressive how he still finds ways to tug and pull! #BlindItem #NakedAndAfuraid #StarCrossedLovers #OnlyFangs #RelationshipDrama #Gossip #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #Drama #Plushrump #JakedAndAfuraid #SubmittedStory #YouAndMeBabyAintNothingButMammalsSoLetsDoItLikeTheyDoOnThe #DiscoveryChannel
I suggest you wind your pixelated skinny little neck in strider.
I'm being informed by my legal team that I shouldn't answer this.
Your curiosity is unfortunately going to be squashed little missy.
:33 < Mrreooww! Mhrrp! :33 < *AC stretches her paws out far, shaking her tail and yawns.* :33 < I just woke up furom a loooong cat nap! :33 < Whats catpunning? H33h33!
wwell for one im forevver disappointed by howw my alternate selvves conduct themselvves on the timeline but otherwwise i think things havve been relativvely quiet im up in the lab though yet again on this absolutely time-devvourin project wwhatevver i chose this i guess howw wwas your nap
:33 < Aww Mistfur Ampurra I'm sorry! :33 < I've s33 the uhh... behaviour of your alternate selves! :33 < I understand why you'd be disappointed... yikes... :33 < I hope you're having fun in the lab!! :33 < What are you working on this time? :33 < My nap was purrfect!! I only wish it was longer...
discovvered a neww kinda parasite and figurin out wwhat makes it tick has kinda been consumin all my time deeply fascinatin and i couldnt imagine stoppin but still pretty all-consumin anywways i really fuckin hope the behavvior a my alternates dont impact howw you and others see me cause they really are puttin strain on the ampora name anywways good glad you enjoyed it
:33 < Ooo!!! Wow that's so pawesome!!! :33 < That's really noble work Mr Ampurra!! :33 < No it could nefur affect how I s33 you!! You're soooo different!! :33 < Thank you!!
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a high ranking Befuran politician was caught with his pants down at a purrty recently! :33 < The anyanymous conaggressorman was allegedly spotted being bent ofur his desk by his top security guard! Talk about a furbidden trist!! :33 < The conaggressorman has stated himself to be in a very loyal and ringbound Matespurritship, so his sudden infidelity comes as quite the surpurrise!! :33 < His secretary is the one that discovered the scene, and has since b33n fured after she refused to sign a hush agr33ment. :33 < She was allegedly offured 40k boon bucks, which she refused, and was purromptly let go of furom the redacted company. #OfficeDrama #infidelity #cheatingScandal #caught #suggestive #politics #befuranpolitics #gossip #drama #PoliticianXSecurityGuard #IShipIt
:33 < I had such a pawsome time last light with my wonderfur meowrail!! :33 < He snapped this clawdorable candid of me and I can't not share it!! #Candid #RustySpadeBar #ILoveMyMoirail
MILFRAKE. STAY WHERE YOU ARE. #IMCOMING.
LOOKING PAWSITIVELY CUTE AND HOT BESTIE.
:33 < Having the best time tolight!! :33 < My meowrail invited me out to this crazy clawsome elite gathfuring! :33 < Sooo many scoops!! ;33 < This handsome stranger is unrelated #Meowrails #Purrty #Gossip #Purrowling #FurstFurondRepurrting #I<>MyMoirail #Diamonds #RustySpade #PurrtyGirl [edit by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
8=) < You two 100k darling together
D --> A very flattering photo D --> Good D --> I would e%pect nothing less
Jorp!
:33 < Hot mew blind item!! :33 < A certain hot headed fish was s33n giving a certain show pony a piece of her mind!! :33 < I wondfur what sparked this... #FightCam #FishAndPonyShow #ShowPony #Drama #Gossip #BlindItem #RevengeSocking
:33 < Purreaking!! We have an update on the #Situation concerning Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido's arrests the other night!! :33 < The pair was arrested outside of the Rusty Spade the night of the 16th on multiple counts of aggravated assault and resisting culling. :33 < Mew leaked photos show their arrest outside of the Rusty Spade bar!! :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out the following night, and is now on hive arrest, while Damara remains at large after having vanished furom her cell! :33 < Her whereabouts are currently unknown, and the Cull Brigade is searching fur her. :33 < Unfurtunately I could not get my paws on the uncensored version of Mistfur Vantas's arrest photo, so all those juicy details about what may be hidden undfur that censor bar are left up to the imagination... #BefuranCulling #KarkatVantas #MissingPersons #PersonOfInterest #Drama #Gossip #JailBird #Leak #LeakedPhotos #Arrested #CensoredGills?? #WhatIsHeHiding!!! #JailedCuties #MogShots # LeakedImages #CullingStruggle #YuriBait #NipSlip [images submitted by @chelifurmGyves and @handMaid <3]
:33 < Oh yes!! If you ever have a scoop fur me my ears are wiiiide open!!
I'M ON THE MOON. FUCKING ON YOUR DANCESTOR'S BOYFRIEND CRAZY STYLE.
I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S YOUR JOB TO FIGURE OUT. 0u0
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
HAA HAA HAA HAA. OH MY GOD. YOU ARE PARDONED FOR EMBARRASSING ME ON THE TIMELINE. THIS IS GOLD.
d*mn... k1nd of a banger l1ne though...
Once again proving that everything is about sex, except for sex, which is about furthering the capitalist agenda.