@anonymouseCatalog — #infidelity
:33 < Hot new item!! An unlikely pair spotted in public in uppurr Fanghattan! Is this the new "it" couple? Could it be that a certain pony has moved on to gr33ner pastures? Or shall we say... Bluer pastures? H33h33!! :33 < One must wondfur what the two might be getting up to as they were later spotted at a high end restaurant! :33 < Has the stallion finally moved on furom the bull? Only time will tell!! #HighbloodGossip #Drama #Gossip #HotNewGoss #BarnyardDrama #Spider #CelebritySighting #Infidelity #NewCouple #BlackWidow #HorseheadSpider
:33 < Meow this one is a doozy!! Coming all the way furom Earth if you would believe it!! :33 < I have nefur covered a story furom Earth befur!! So this is sooo exciting fur me!!! :33 < Let's get into it!! Rumeowr has it that a certain purrivate broadcast star has b33n left in the dust by his Daytime Television star crossed lofur!! Talk about mixed signals! :33 < The pair has not b33n s33n in public since the star was spotted hiking with his notable ex-girlfuriend. (that's the human word fur matespurrit fur those at home!) :33 < Now to s33 the English Beaux in the wild is sort of like s33ing a fish ...Read more
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a high ranking Befuran politician was caught with his pants down at a purrty recently! :33 < The anyanymous conaggressorman was allegedly spotted being bent ofur his desk by his top security guard! Talk about a furbidden trist!! :33 < The conaggressorman has stated himself to be in a very loyal and ringbound Matespurritship, so his sudden infidelity comes as quite the surpurrise!! :33 < His secretary is the one that discovered the scene, and has since b33n fured after she refused to sign a hush agr33ment. :33 < She was allegedly offured 40k boon bucks, which she refused, and ...Read more
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on ...Read more
