Horuss Zahhak
@cavalierThoroughbred
╶⃝⃤ ℧ Hoofbeast otherkin. He/Him/Horse ℧ Showpony
BEFORAN RANKINGS. OF NO ATTRIBUTE IN PARTICULAR. #SUGGESTIVE. AA: DAMARA. (MITUNA.) A: MEENAH. (KANKRI.) B: LATULA. (CRONUS.) C: (RUFIOH. KURLOZ.) D: (HORUSS.) DD: PORRIM. DDD: ARANEA. GG: MEULIN.
ill do better. promise.
Thank you, dearest Damara. Come to my hotel 8lock l8r, I'll reward you accordingly. :::;)
I DON’T CREATE REALITY. I ONLY DESCRIBE IT.
DON’T PLAY WITH MY PUSHER.
Who's playing? I always come through on my promises, don't I?
1 gu3ss3d th4t much, u wouldnt b3 fl4t 4s 4 (sk8)bo4rd 1f u h4d th3 cho1c3.
#CW-SELF-HARM YOURSELF. MY NOBLE AND DIGNIFIED AAS. SUIT THE ROYAL PALATE. WHILE YOUR VULGAR AND OBSCENE BS. ARE ONLY GOOD FOR CULLBAIT TO CHEW ON.
1m not try1ng to put you down grl. 1f 4nyth1ng, 1m j34louz. 1f 1 h4d to do th1s for 4 m1ll1on c43g4roon13z, 1d g3t squ1sh3d on both 3ndz, but ud sl1p r1ght thru! 1tz 4lmost unf41r tbh.
CULL YOURSELF. AND YOUR LITTLE BARKBEAST TOO.
roll1ng my glob3z. th3 ocul4r on3s. gu3ss you wouldnt b3 us3d to sp3c1fy1ng.
8=D < Thank you to everypony that attended my screening of the first 13 episodes of My Little Pony! I am so pleased so many people came to watch and I am greatfoal that you all stayed with me to watch the show! 8=D < I will hopefoaly host another one in two weeks time, if all goes according to plan, but I will advertise it when the time draws closer. 8=D < I am so very happy that everypony that attended enjoyed themselves and had wonderfoal discussions about this show which I love! 8=D < Thank you everypony! #HorussMLPNight
8=D < I thought I sh001d share my ponysona, in honor of my rather successfoal watch party! #ponysona #mlp #HorussMLPnight [art by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
oh, s1ck sona babe... uh, sorry 1 couldnt make 1t to the show1ng, haha...
8=D < It w001d be so wonderfoal if everypony w001d share their ponysonas with the greater website. 8=D < I am so pleased with this design.
A very dignified beast~!
8=D < Thank you. 8=D < I am not pleased with you. 8=D < I asked you to attend, I saved you a spot by my side. 8=D < But I will forgive you. 8=D < As long as you can attend ne%t time.
8=D < Ohh thank you Sire Castio!
Majestic.
8=D < Thank you Kankri! 8=D < And thank you for attending my watch party! It was a pleasure discussing the show with you!
9f c9urse. It is n9t 9ften I am a6le t9 have such pr9ductive discussi9ns, especially in regards t9 my pers9nal interests - much t9 my chagrin. D9 let me kn9w if and when there will 6e an9ther such event.
8=D < It was so refreshing, it is not often I am able to discuss it with such passion! 8=D < I plan to hopefoaly be able to host another one two weeks from now, but we shall see.
8=D < I am so pleased so many people are in attendance and discussing this show so passionately!! #HorussMLPnight
...Fo+r a sho+w fo+r wrigglers, this isn't so+ bad. #Ho+russMLPNight #ItsCute
8=D < The room is open. 8=D < The watch party will begin in 10 minutes
8=D < My watch party will begin shortly, I am getting the room ready.
8=D < I w001d like to remind those that neigh have missed it that I will be hosting a watch party tonight at 10pm-3am +0 UTC 8=D < We will be viewing the first few episodes of the series "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic." 8=D < The viewing will begin in appro%imately two hours. 8=D < I am very e%cited to share with everypony one of my favorite shows [5pm-10pm EST] #HorussMLPNight
8=D < On this coming Saturday I w001d like to e%tend an offer to all those interested to join me in watching "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" 8=D < We will have a viewing of the appro%imate first half of the first season, in accordance to what time allows. 8=D < The event will begin on September 19th, at 10pm UTC +0 and last until 3am. 8=D < I 100k forward to seeing everypony in attendance. [5pm-10pm EST]
YESSSSSS.
8=B< I do hope i can attend ! I will try, but i'm not sure if my schedule will allow it..
YES. I mean. I w9uld 6e delighted t9 attend if time permits. TW #m9narchism #equines #equin9ph96iaWarning #magic #a6use9fMagic #friendship
8=D < It w001d be a pleasure to have you in attendance.
... do 1 have to come th1s t1me...?
8=D < Yes. 8=D < And you won't complain this time.
... got 1t, haha... 😳
I'm pleased to+ repo+rt that everyo+ne has mo+stly been keeping up the go+o+d behavio+r! Po+sitive reinfo+rcement really do+es wo+nders. @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy @aeneasCaldarium @handMaid @twiceAnnihilated @cuttlefishCrusher @aero+dynamicTramp @taciturnTerro+r @arachno+idGrimo+rium @cavalierTho+ro+ughbred @gelidCalco+grapher #Po+sitiveReinfo+rcement #Go+o+dBehavio+rChart #Suggestive #IYKYK
This is a6surd, and y9u kn9w it. Und9ing my 9wn huskt9p's wriggler safety l9cks is n9t w9rth l9sing a sticker, and neither is accidentally 69rr9wing Aranea's hair6rush with9ut realizing it was hers. I even made sure t9 clean it after I was d9ne s9 if anything y9u 9ught t9 reward me with an additi9nal sticker f9r d9ing s9. Y9u are transparently h9lding me t9 much higher standards than any9ne else, presuma6ly due t9 my 6l99d c9l9r status, and I demand t9 have my star stickers rightfully reinstated. #UnfairTreatment #D9u6leStandards #HighExpectati9ns #High6l99dExpectati9ns #Anti9ffspectrum6ias
So+rry, hun. It's o+nly because yo+u go+t here last.
YOU WORK HARD. YOU HONE YOUR CRAFT. YOU STUDY YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE. AND YOU BRIBE THE JUDGES. #TOTALDAMARAVICTORY.
SHE PUT WHAT ON YOUR HUSKTOP. #HOLYFUCK.
hehehe, gosh. gold stars still work after school?
It depends! So+me peo+ple truly do+n't care, and so+me peo+ple find the pro+spect o+f praise to+ be to+o+ mo+rtifying. Others genuinely do+ better with negative feedback. But I kno+w my friends well. <3
hehe, well i hope things keep looking up.
(=｀ω´=) < OH, G33Z!!! I LOVE GOLD STARS!!! #SHINY-THINGS #REINFURCEMENT #STAR-REMOWVAL
(^./_.^) < I MEAN... I DON'T KNOW WHO "MEULIN" IS. BUT THANKS, OOMF! ヾ(=°-°=)ノ
8=D < Good morning everypony.
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I just report the news.
hes hopeless 38/
these r hilarious.
"= hot between the pair of them, both searches imply a lot. but. sadly i'm not really the type to try to look at a real pairing and. watch excitedly, i need to form my own thing. ="
D:{ cmon man... leave a man's search h1story outta 1t...
8=D < F*ddlesti%%%... 8=D < Scornhub? 8=D < I did not know he craved such... P*rverse e%changes...
( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) < This isn't about you.
"= where did i say that. read. i'm saying. good for the both of you, i need to get my own thing, literally read it. ="
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"= smirk ="
B33 < respectable tbh B33 < only crime here is that hes looking this shit up on goregle
8=D < Oh dear... 8=D < F*ddlesti% Mr Responder. 8=D < You hoove humiliated me quite thoroughly.
😳 so uh... you ever f1nd the name of that v1ntage mov1e?
You're welcome.
Human version's called My Fair Lady.
8=D < I am at a loss for words. 8=D < You have let my precious secrets out of my stable.
cool, cool... thanks bro... gotta check that one out, haha...
8=D < I had begun to worry he w001d not come trotting back to me. 8=D < But he is a man of habit. 8=D < I missed him.
8=D < I do hope my absence from the site canter be e%cused. 8=D < I have been too preoccupied with wallowing in my own self hatred and pity. 8=D < Now I no longer have any reason to be so downtrodden. 8=D < He has returned to me.
Oh my! Fancy that. I suppose I shall have to offer you my 8est wishes, shan't I? Wonderful news, Horuss. I'm happy for you. ::::)
8=D < There is no reason we sh001d end our friendship, now is there?
Aw,Horuss. Who said anything a8out that? Do not fret. You haven't seen the last of me yet. ::::)
8=D < Now that is a relief! 8=D < I was 100king forward to spending more time with my friend.
So did I, dear. We'll have to arrange something soon.
8=D < Centaurly! 8=D < I do have something in mind.
Oh? I cannot w8 to hear it. ::::)
8=D < This has been quite the eventfoal evening...
COULD NOT COME TO #GOTHNIGHT. WAS A LITTLE BUSY. #WHONEEDSRUFIOH. #SUGGESTIVE.
ON THE CONTRARY. I HAVE A HORSE. AND A BULL.
ONEGAI.
8=D < Hm...
nah, nah... don't gotta take all that t1me to clean up... just come over };)
#IMALSOCOMING.
8===D < Oh f*ddlesti%... 8=D < I will be there soon.
thought you were all "#WHONEEDSRUF1OH" 🤨 thought 1t always turns 1nto "THE RUF1OH SHOW" 🤔
g1ddy up, pony... };)
#FOMO...
8=====D < Neigh!
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyShow #Drama #Gossip #DashPurrowling
8=D < If only he c001d see my side of the fence. 8=D < Neighaps he w001d understand. #vaguepost #Highb100dSupremacy