~(=^‥^)ノ < MOGCHAMP ANON!!!!!!
@avidCaterwauler
(^･o･^)ﾉ < E̲X̲T̲R̲E̲M̲E̲L̲Y̲ WORK UNSAFE FEED!!! STRICT FUB FREE POLICKSY, SHIP/LET SHIP = MY OTP. (^・x・^) < YKINMK!!! UNLESS IT IS. AND RPF IS NOT PROBLEMNYATIC!!!! REQUESTS CURRENTLY CLOPEN.
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
It's sweet of you to acknowledge a possi8le error in your previous recollection of how SGRU8 aspects affect one's likelihood to fall in a 8inary within the so called "omegaverse" and pu8licly address it like this. Don't 8e so harsh on yourself, now. I'd 8e sad if you were in poor shape to continue writing, Mogchamp Anon. I'll 8e waiting for your next piece. ::::)
I’M DEADLY SERIOUS. YOUR STRONG BUT SOOTHING. BEFORAN GUIDING PRONG. MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY. TO RESUSCITATE MY YURIFUL FRIENDSHIP. WITH @avidCaterwauler. WHICH IS PRESENTLY. ON LIFE SUPPORT. DUE TO HER SLANDEROUS LIBELS. OF CALLING ME AN OMEGA. THE TRUE OMEGA HERE. IS OBVIOUSLY THE AUSPISLUT. WHO’S GOING TO OBJECTIVELY ASSESS THE FULL SCOPE OF THE SITUATION. AND AWARD ME THE ALPHA THRONE I DESERVE. THAT’S YOU. SADDLE UP.
(=^･ｪ･^=) < AWWW! THANKS, PURRANEA! IT'S PAWBABLY A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO PUT YOUR ASPECT AND ALL THOSE OTHER ONES BACK IN THE OMEWGA SECTION ANYWAYS!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I FURRGOT HOW TAILMENDOUSLY #ALPHA TIME WAS!!!!!!
(^._.^) < I DON'T DESERVE DAMP SHREDS. #IN-MY-F33LS
kinda
＼(=^‥^)// < I CAN'T REMEMPURR WHY, BUT I AGR33 WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THAT'S TRUE! WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HER!!! #CHURCH #PAWPRAY
Yes, naturally... Have you considered adding an addendum for specific trolls who don't fit the criteria? #WritingTips
D --> I see D --> Understood D --> If this is an issue only my guiding hoof can resolve, I am obligated to do it D --> I was hatched for this D --> I was brought up by my lusus for this D --> I trained for si%ty sweeps for this D --> I canter it D --> I can fi% this beautiful relationship between two remarkable lowb100ded women D --> If I must be saddled between them for that to happen D --> I am willing to make that sacrifice
8=D < You do, my dearest Moirail! 8=D < You deserve only the best!
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: netorare, commonly abbreviated to NTR, is an east alternian tradition of (ФωФ) kekekeke.... stealing your kyutiegirl!!!! ♪ヽ(*´∀｀)ﾉ kekeke, in east alternian manga and anime, it typically describes the action of one's lover being seduced and stolen from them! (*つ▽`)っ kekeke... sit and watch, bakauma-chan~]
(=°・°=) < I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOTHING ON THIS CHART IS REFLICKTIVE OF THE TRUTH. I WAS JOKING, AND ALSO WRONG. (=°・°=)ﾉ < MY APAWLOGIES FOR TROLLING YOU ALL.
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: netorare, commonly abbreviated to NTR, is an east alternian tradition of (ФωФ) kekekeke.... stealing your kyutiegirl!!!! ♪ヽ(*´∀｀)ﾉ kekeke, in east alternian manga and anime, it typically describes the action of one's lover being seduced and stolen from them! (*つ▽`)っ kekeke... sit and watch, bakauma-chan~]
( ;｀Д´) < I will not sit and watch her be stolen away from me! ( ´;ﾟ;∀;ﾟ;) < She is all I have left!
｢( ≧∀≦)ノ and nyow you have nyahthing!｣
yeah. fuck it.
(^._.^) < UM... IT'S _NEKO_RARE ACTUALLY. (^./_.^) < SORRY, IT SORT OF BREAKS MY IMMURRSION WHEN THE CAT PUNS GET LEFT OUT. I DON'T THINK I CAN CH33TAH ON MY MOIRAIL WITH YOU...
｢(ФωФ) keke... megane thought trollkyo mew meu-chan didn't knyow what a neko was. (ФωФ)｣
(^・ω・^) < UM. OK33 DOK33 THEN! S33 YOU IN A MINUTE!
｢(*´∀`) keke, neko-chan! (ФωФ) does your moirail know you're a usotsuki desu ka? :*(〃∇〃人)*:｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: liar liar! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ *thinking* k-kyah!!Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) i-if 恋愛関係-chan's pants are on fire... Σ(*´◯`ﾉ)ﾉ h-her pantsu will be revealed!!]
OHHGHMGYFUCKIJGGOD. #BEFORANCULLING. #SHADOWDROPPERPLAY. #BLOODBAG. #CASTEGAP. #TOXICYURI. #TOXICGAP. #MEDICULLPLAY. #BLOOD. #BLOODPLAY. #BLOODDRINKING. #BLOODLETTING. #ASINLETTINGHERTAKEALLMYBLOODOUT. #ANDSMEARITALLOVERHERCHEST. #BLOODASLUBE. #GORE. #JUSTUSGORES. #JUSTGORYTHINGS. #RESPAWNDENIAL. #FORCEDMEDICULLATTENTION. #UNSAFEINSANECONSENSUAL. #NSFW #NSFWE #HHHH.
"We are the things that o+thers fear, I said. Remember that." - Tro+ll Anne Rice, Interview with the Shado+w Dro+pper Credit to+: @handMaid fo+r helping me so+urce the blo+o+d. ;) #Blo+o+d #Ho+rro+r #Go+re #GPOY #JustGirlyThings #MaryamMo+ment
((Seeing a gpoy tag makes me be well aware of my joints.
B:33c < is that your sword or the victims?
aphrodites TEETH maryam mmoment is incredible actually
▲▲holy shit▼▼
HHHHYYOULOOK SO GOOD. DODYOU NEEDANYMORE #BLOOD CULLMOMMY. #HHHH. #BLOODLOSSPLAY. #YURIBAIT. #YURIBITE.
Maybe later. The o+nly thing I need fo+r yo+u right no+w is to+ lay do+wn and stay hydrated until yo+u're a little less dizzy, o+kay?
I'm glad yo+u enjo+yed it. Maybe next time I'll have to+ try vio+let.
hhhyescullmommy
OHHGHMGYFUCKIJGGOD. #BEFORANCULLING. #SHADOWDROPPERPLAY. #BLOODBAG. #CASTEGAP. #TOXICYURI. #TOXICGAP. #MEDICULLPLAY. #BLOOD. #BLOODPLAY. #BLOODDRINKING. #BLOODLETTING. #ASINLETTINGHERTAKEALLMYBLOODOUT. #ANDSMEARITALLOVERHERCHEST. #BLOODASLUBE. #GORE. #JUSTUSGORES. #JUSTGORYTHINGS. #RESPAWNDENIAL. #FORCEDMEDICULLATTENTION. #UNSAFEINSANECONSENSUAL. #NSFW #NSFWE #HHHH.
(=｀ω´=) < OMGOGMG! THIS ONE'S GOT IT, EFURRYONE!!! WE GOT IT IN THR33!!! KUDOS!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) #PURROMPTHUNTER #PURROMPTHUNTED
(^./_.^) < I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M CARELESS WITH MY HEADCANYARNS. BUT I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY #RANK-RANKINGS. (=^･ω･^=) < BASED ON ONE PURRSUASIVE COMMENTER'S INPUT!!! THAT'S ALL! FLEASE S33 THE UPDATED #OMEWGA-RANKS FOR THE ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP OUR WORLDS! THIS COULD BE VERY PIVOTAIL INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU, SO MAKE SURE TO COMMIT THIS TO MEMURRY!!!!!!
(^・ω・^) < #OMEWGAS-ACTING-OUT #POWERBOTTOM-POWERGRABS #STICKYFISH #R33FER-LADNESS #WWHUMPFIC #BARRELFIC #UPPITY #PRINTSPURRLAY #GILL-STUCKAGE #REVVERSE-CASTE-GAP #CATNAPPING #TOE-BEANS #BEANSJOB #AHABS-CROSSPLAY #SCARIFICATPUN #WAKEBREAKING #AU:MURR-A-WIZARD-ERI #AU:ONLYFINS #SHAVING-KINK #LIKE-FUR-FILL
🖕🙄 obsessed w me...
PLEASE. ONEGAI. I CAN ONLY LIKE FOR FILL SO MANY TIMES.
＼(=^‥^)// < THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO THIS ONE!!! SINCE YOU'VE B33N SUCH A DEDICATED READER!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘
(^・ω・^) < SO YOU AND THAT #RANDOM-INDIGO-GUY AT THAT PARTY... WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???
I mean I'll accept your assignment of omega anyway if it makes you feel better I can't even say I think that would be wrong
... noth1n much... just a l1l boys n1ght act1on, y'know how 1t 1s r1ght? haha...
I hope the esteemed duelists don't mind me taking some artistic liberty~~~~~~~~. @martialVarnish @diligentAcquisitions #ThreshecutionerBlogging #LiveGladiatorReaction #DuelistBonds #SelfInsert #ThreewayDuels #UnicornSighting https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/deab4c14589c~.png
＼(=^‥^)// < GOMGOMGOMGOGMG!!! MOGOGMGOOGMGOGMMGOMGOMGOGOMGOMG!!! OH EM G333333!!!!!! I'VE NEVER S33N THIS SHIP BEFORE! YOU HAVE. TO TELL. ME EFURRYTHING!!!!!! MOG!!! I N33D TO KNOW MAWRE!!!!!!
What an hønør it must’ve been tø see thøse tips grind in persøn.
Duel|sts You Say? Perhaps | Should Pa|d The|r Story More Heed.
First of all, despite what the two seadwellers might imply, we are not actually on a ship~. But I can only imagine what these two might get up to in open waters~. Sound doesn't carry down there, if you catch my drift~. O~U
The grinding I witnessed was surely a memory that will last a lifetime~.
Ptolmy, my good chap~! Indeed, you may be missing out, for their tale is one that I think you would appreciate~. I'd be happy to catch you up, if you wish~~~~.
this is s⚣ beautiful thank y⚣u f⚣r y⚣ur service 030
(^･o･^)ﾉ < AS SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BECOME ESPECIALLFLEA ACCLAWSTOMED TO THE CLASS/ASPECT SYSTEM OF THE GAME "SGRUB," I N33D YOU TO KNOW THAT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS VITAL. (=｀ω´=) < MAYBE IT'LL EVEN HELP YOU ACHIEVE LICKTORY IN YOUR OWN SESSION!!! IT PURROBABLY WILL IF YOU APPLY THIS KNOWLEDGE CORRECTLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK???
＼(=^‥^)// < PAWSE!!! PAWSE IT! I F33L SO INSPIPURRED RIGHT NOW!!! I THINK I N33D TO GO CLAWMISSION SOME ART OF HIS #TOE-BEANS FUR THIS FIC YOU'VE SPURRNED ME INTO WRITING!!!!!! OMGOGMOGMGGOMG!!!
What an omega thing to say!
this chart puts me, my matesprit, and my kismesis here all as omegas. a tanglled web...
(=｀ω´=) < OMGOMGOMG! THE FABLED CLOVERMEGA CLOWDER!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY A THING IN #LITTER-FICS!!!!!! OGMGOMGOMG! OMGOMG! OH EM G333333!!!
:o) ... you don't wanna hear that, my wicked sibling.
(=｀ω´=)ﾉ < YES I DO!!! IT'S WHY I'M ASKING, SILLY! (=^･ｪ･^=) #ASK-BOX-IS-OPEN #YOU-FIT-YOU-SITS
:o) Heh. Heh. :o) ... maybe later.
8=D < Thinking fondly of my dear furriends tolight...
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < D'AWWW! I HAVE A FELINE THAT SOMEBODY MIGHT MISS ME!!!
8=D < Neighbe.
8=D < Yes, quite a lot. 8=D < It has been far too long.
(^./_.^) < FUR THE RECORD, I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATÉING IN #TITTYTUESDAY!!! SORRY! (^･o･^)ﾉ < I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CENSOR BARS, AND IF I POST ANY #FELINEPURRSENTINGNIPPLES TO BUBBLR, MY ACCOUNT WILL MOST DEFURNITELY GET NUKED!!! ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < AND IF I CAN'T CLAWS-POST IT TO MY BUBBLR, THEN WHAT'S THE POINT???
███████████████ ███████████████ WHOOPS. I DROPPED MY MASSIVE CENSOR BARS. FAR TOO LONG. HEAVY. AND PRODIGIOUS. FOR ME TO USE MYSELF.
❌❌ AND MY PASTIES.
😻😻 AND YOUR PASTIES.
┌(=^‥^=)┘ < WOW!!! THESE CENSORS WOULD PAWBABLY DO THE TRICK! BUT I CAN'T PUT THEM ON BY MYSELF!!! MY MITTENS ARE WAY TOO STICKY!!!!!! (^・ω・^) < IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE AROUND WHO COULD LEND ME THEIR ASSNIFFSTANCE! THEN MAYBE MY #FELINEPURRSENTINGNIPPLES WOULD BE DASH READY!!! #SUGGESTIVE #SUGGESTINGYOULENDAPAW
#ALREADYTHERE. #HELPFUL. #NICEMAID.
＼(=^‥^)// < WOW!!! I F33L SO SAFE FUR WORK ALL OF A SUDDEN! I'LL S33 WHAT I CAN DO FOR THE #NICEMAID!!!
You do not, but I do. Alpha must come first, then omega last, so the omega can not be right, but wrong, but left behind. This is the only path, the only way to see it as it is.
(^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU JUST. DON'T. GET IT. TAKING AWAY THE RIGHTS OF THE OMEWGA IN THIS AU IS LIKE PURRAXIS. (^._.^) IT JUST IS.
You do not, but I do. Alpha must come first, then omega last, so the omega can not be right, but wrong, but left behind. This is the only path, the only way to see it as it is.
＼(=^‥^)// < OMGOGMOMGOMG! EFURRYONE WAIT!!! THIS GUY REALLY GETS IT!!!!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
D --> Ripping midsections D --> Twain in two directions D --> Train for musc001ar perfection- erection D --> Of sacred body-temple D --> Physical begets mental D --> Feast on yummy lentil
＼(=^‥^)// < #INTENTIONALFURREUDIANSLIP #LEGUMEPLAY #RIPITFIC
(=｀ω´=) < #FLUFF #FUZZIES #HAIRBALL
D --> Is that normal
(^･o･^) < I'M FELINE FINE!!! BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I END UP HAVING A #COUGHINGFIC LATER!!!!!! #THISCATCOLICKSBACK
It's funny, being assigned a mytho+lo+gical title by a co+smic video+ game o+f unkno+wn o+rigin. I wo+n't pretend I was always the best team player. I spent so+ much o+f the three sweeps that my friends and I spent in that game rejecting this assignment, bo+th as a Maid and Of Space. I didn't want to+ be a servant. I didn't want to+ be a mo+ther. What a sick jo+ke, I always tho+ught, that this thing tried to+ tell me that my ultimate destiny was to+ be the universe's dutiful mo+mmy. I'd have spit in the face o+f who+ever created this damn game if I co+uld. I still might. Pto+o+ey. But in a ro+undabo+ut way, it gave me a deeper appreciatio+n o+f maids. It's chic no+w to+ asso+ciate the Tro+ll French maid with sex, but little is do+ne to+ ackno+wledge the hard, suppo+rt-co+lumn breaking wo+rk these wo+men were do+ing to+ maintain the hives o+f rich highblo+o+ds. Beneath tho+se frilly skirts and cute apro+ns is a wo+man who+ to+iled fo+r absurdly lo+ng ho+urs with little sleep, little pay, and little reco+gnitio+n. My blo+o+dpumper breaks fo+r them. I realized, perhaps to+o+ late, that I co+uldn't just say "fuck yo+u" to+ the universe and leave it at that. It wo+uld mean that the sacrifices o+f all o+f tho+se maids befo+re me were in vain. Maybe even that is ego+tistical o+f me to+ admit. But if I were go+ing to+ be a Maid, I had to+ at least try to+ ho+no+r my class' namesake. I ho+pe I still am. #MaidMo+nday #SGRUB #GPOY
Beautifully worded~. My pusher is breaking for the struggles of working women~.
and here i thought id havwe to beg and plead and wvhine and offer to put on my owvn maid outfit to get you into one, but you vwent and did it all on your owvn! looking spiffy porr, this is a real good fit. those porny ones are so lame, vwhile i wvouldnt mind a bit more skin, this is vwhere its at! #suggestivwe
Wait, damn it. Is it to+o+ late fo+r yo+u to+ pretend yo+u didn't see this so+ yo+u can whine and beg and o+ffer to+ put o+n a maid dress to+o+?
It's a funny thing, choosing to be a maid. Giving your will, your agency, your spirit, all to another. And yet, you take something as well. They atrophy, become dependent, become unto wigglers. One must wonder who is the true master, ahuhu. If it is the maid, it seems a hollow victory. A master who holds not the leash is hardly a master at all! A dog pulling a decrepit old owner along by its leash. Ah, but it is worthwhile to think on. I know I am.
im considering it.
and youd be vwearing, wvhat? nothing, i hope. #nsfvw
This is such a 8eautifully worded lamentation on Sgrub game mechanics and the effects they have on our personal identities. Your diatribes on classes and the connections one must form with them never fail to intrigue me. You are quite an insper8ion, Porrim!
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU ARE A HURTSMAN (A/N: IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BEFURUS YOU WOULD CALL THIS JOB A "NYASSASSIN") THAT IS ROUTINELY FIGHTING TOOTH AND CLAW FOR YOUR LIFE AGAINST CLOWDERS OF NONDESCRITCHPT GOONS WITH YOUR PAWRTNER!!! OMG. WHO IS _ALSO_ A HURTSMAN IN THIS AU! (^・ω・^) < YOU AREN'T PITCH KITTIES. YOU'RE NOT FLUSHED. BUT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AREN'T NECESSARILY FURRIENDS EITHER. YOU HAVE A DEPAWNDABLE BACK AND FORTH, LIKE BATTING AROUND A LITTLE BALL WITH A BELL IN IT. THEY ALWAYS KICK THE BALL BACK! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^･o･^)ﾉ < AND THEN ONE NIGHT. (^･o･^) THEY JUST JUST GIVE YOU A GRUB. AND YOU HAVE TO SHARE CUSTODIAL DUTIES OFUR THIS RANDOM GRUB NOW. TOGETHER!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THOUGHTS???
oh my god what the fuck are you on r1ght now oddy
M0ST 0F TH1S D3SCR1B3S 3MMYS W0RK 4NYW4Y S0 1TS JUST TH3 GRUB P4RT TH4T W0ULD H4PP3N 4ND TH3Y D1D TRY T0 D4T3 BUT 1T D1DNT QU1T3 W0RK 0UT BUT M4YB3 W1TH TH3 4DD1T10N 0F 4 GRUB PR0B4BLY N0T B3C4US3 0F #C4NN1B4L R34S0NS #CW:C4NN1B4L1SM
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < OH EM. EFF. G33! (THE EFF WAS FOR "FURREAKING"!!!) (^･o･^)ﾉ < I N33D YOU TO COUGH UP EVERY LAST DETAIL. EFURY. SINGLE. ONE. FLEASE!!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO EVEN TRY CANNING TO EVEN IF YOU DON'T TELL ME!
0H H3R3 L3T M3 H3LP M0ST 0F TH1S D3SCR1B3S 3MMYS W0RK 4NYW4Y S0 1TS JUST TH3 GRUB P4RT TH4T W0ULD H4PP3N 4ND TH3Y D1D TRY T0 D4T3 BUT 1T D1DNT QU1T3 W0RK 0UT BUT M4YB3 W1TH TH3 4DD1T10N 0F 4 GRUB PR0B4BLY N0T B3C4US3 0F #C4NN1B4L R34S0NS #CW:C4NN1B4L1SM
(=^‥^=) < CANNYANBALS??? OMGOMGOGMGOMG. (^･o･^) < EXPLAIN. NEOW. AND IN THE THE MOST EXPLICKIT WAY PAWSSIBLE!!!
1 M34N S0M3 0F 1T 1SNT MY BUS1N3SS BUT 1 TH1NK TH3 GRUB C0ULD B3 1N M0RT4L D4NG3R 1F 0N3 0F TH0S3 TW0 W4SNT F3D
yeah and 1t wouldnt be enough e1ther- wa1t why am 1 go1ng along w1th th1s
Well, it wasn't actually two partner nyassassins, so much as two trolls whose professional pursuits have very little in common~. Although it could be said that they both fight tooth and claw, in a manner of speaking~. And they weren't exactly given a grub, so much as one of them imagined it in order to grubtrap the other, who was attempting to break up with him at the time~. But other than that, it's exactly the same~.
1 fuck1ng knew 1t, the fake human-style pregnancy arc str1kes aga1n
picture just the dopest kush you ever did smash toking on straight miracle whip wisps will o what the fuck type shit we are talking not catnip but catteething catbiting catlickandslackjawing catastrophic catgnawing clean through the catdrawing on dark carnival god or whatever now picture absolutely no drugs involved just a mirtherfucking deluge of pretty lights and then your shoulders slacking and doing whatever the hell is asked of you all that stuff you tagged earlier just exists now you wrote it but you dont remember doing it instant fanfic gratification at the cost of instant fanfic memory loss fun and exciting but also dark and distressing you have no idea what happened just that it happened to you that is mindjacking off also mindjacking off my fat dih aha got em you totally got got
Can’t believe I received a ping in the #hypnosis tag for this. Utterly appalling.
(^./_.^) < UMMM... FUR SOME REASON, WHEN I CAME BACK TO READ THIS, I'D ALREADY HAD IT BOOKNYARKED??? OMGOM. SO WEIRD!!! (=^-ω-^=) ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < KUDOS, THOUGH!!! #RAPFIC #FR33VERSE #STARTINGTOGETAMEOWGRAINE