~(=^‥^)ノ < MOGCHAMP ANON!!!!!!
@avidCaterwauler
(^･o･^)ﾉ < E̲X̲T̲R̲E̲M̲E̲L̲Y̲ WORK UNSAFE FEED!!! STRICT FUB FREE POLICKSY, SHIP/LET SHIP = MY OTP. (^・x・^) < YKINMK!!! UNLESS IT IS. AND RPF IS NOT PROBLEMNYATIC!!!! REQUESTS CURRENTLY CLOPEN.
:33 < that f33l when you have a creative impasse and you cannot think of doodling somethingcute!!! :33 < XSS :33 < thats the face i make towards this situation if you are confuzzled #mfw #tfw #thatfrigginf33lingwhen
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(=｀ω´=) < REALLY?????? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DRAW ME BOYPREGGERS? FUR FR33??? I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO ASK IF I COULD COMMEWSSION YOU!!! BUT IF YOU'RE INSITCHSTING! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
D0N'7 74G 7H15 0M3G4 2 0M3G4 FUCKC1GNG FR34K&!!!!!!!!! 8U7 Y35. 1'LL DR4W3 17. 0N 0N3 C0ND1710N. 703834N5J08.
(^･o･^)ﾉ < I AM TAKING ANOTHER BREAK FROM BUBBLR. I JUST CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THE DISHCOURSE ON THE DASH ABOUT SHAGG33<>SCOOBI RIGHT NOW. (^._.^) I JUST. CAN'T. EVEN.
(^./_.^) < ... (^._.^)ﾉ🪑
♑ good girl ♑
(^･o･^)ﾉ < HUH? WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT??? (^・ω・^)
D --> My back is sore from my attempt at a flip D --> It will be for some time D --> However D --> It was necessary, because a lowerb100d instructed me to D --> This is how you should be
TELL YOU WHAT, 1LL COME WALK ON 1T 2OMET1ME!
D --> What I meant to say D --> Was yes D --> Of horse D --> Whatever you would like
\ are y0u l1ke, 0kay dude? what's w1th the 0bed1ence t0 every0ne? /
D --> It is not to everyone D --> Those of a mare noble b100d than mine are given different forms of respect D --> It is our obligation as highb100ds by decree of the Empress to cater to the needs and wants of those lower on the spectrum D --> That is why we e%ist
\ huh 1 guess 1 d1dn't get that mem0. just d0n't hurt y0urself yeah? g0tta keep the b0dy healthy t0 d0 m0re 0f all that /
♦️█ ░ d0 y0u think he ever g0t sweaty plucking all 0f that truffula tree f0liage? n0t like bad sweaty, but like, just a little bit 0f must, y0u kn0w fr0m w0rking his really hard sweaty little jerky strip 0f a b0dy? i w0nder if it marinated in that suit. we d0nt actually kn0w if he ever can0nically changed 0ut 0f it and it w0uld pr0bably be really premature t0 say he did especially after all the fuzzy beasts turn against him and make his stay an unpleasant 0ne. imagine the smell. i bet the l0rax pr0bably did. while missing the f0rest (between the legs and under the arms) f0r the trees (the stupid n0npubic pink 0nes). ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
D --> Why #suggestive D --> Elaborate
♦️█ ░ this t00. ▒ ▓❤️
anon asks "wvhos the hottest guy not named cronus ampora on chittr" this is toeing the line of vwhat i consider a shit question, i knovw vwhat youre trying to do here. do you hawve any idea howv many unansvwered "okay but youwve gotta be a lil gay right?" type questions i got gathering dust? its dowvnright bizarre is vwhat it is. but this is close enough to asking for an actual opinion instead of laying out some sorta rainbovw colored flypaper hoping youll catch me out. im not actually sure i hawve anyone specific in mind here, and if i did, he wvouldnt appreciate being @-ed. the vwantii are some handsome fellas, i cant deny that, kurloz has a sorta jean a say qwvah,.. vwait, vwait, i change my answver. dualscar. thats a different name than cronus ampora. there, easy peasy. #askcronus #notgay
and allard?
all wvhat?
BX33 < i can respect picking vanti there's some nyabsolutely purretty ones here
yea h 𓁹‿𓁹
＼(=^‥^)// < OMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOMG!!! OMGOGMG! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) OH EM G33! I CAN'T! I HAVE TO!!! (^・ω・^) <#KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO #KURCRO
easy there kitty cat, slovw your roll.
:o( . . .
you got your mention, that oughta be more than enough.
● /\__\__/\ / \ \(ﾐ ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/ ★MOGCH♤MP★
So+metimes, I really lo+ve my friends. Other times...
(=｀ω´=) < #HATEFLICK???
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN! (^./_.^) OK33DOK33, EFURRYONE. IT LOOKS LIKE MY DREAM BUBBLE!BEFORAN!DRIVER'S LISCENTS IS GOING TO GET PUSSPENDED AGAIN!!! (=｀ω´=) < I SUPPAWS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR ALL OF MY RECENT LATE LIGHTS SPENT WRITING ALL THIS FUZZY WUZZY WAFFATHON FANFLICK OF THE POUNCELER!!! BUT I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY LATEST #POUNCIELOZ #TREATFIC! WHICH MEANS THE #SL33P-DEPURRVATION IS WORTH IT!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘ ~(=^‥^)ノ < THANKS TO MY ACCLAWNTABILITY BUDDY FUR TAKING THIS PICTURE! COULD YOU DRIVE US BACK NOW??? @handMaid
Yeah, I'm no+t sure that's a go+o+d thing. Yo+ur reckless behavio+r behind the wheel co+uld have serio+usly injured so+meo+ne.
Oh, no... Third time's the charm, Mogchamp.
└(=^‥^=)┐ < WELL I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT HOW ALL OF DIED AND ARE DEAD NOW, FUREVER!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘
Do+n't enco+urage this.
Why ever not, Porrim?
Okay, yes, po+int taken. Still. Being dead do+esn't mean yo+u can't get hurt. Ho+w wo+uld *yo+u* feel if so+me tro+ll hit yo+u with their scuttlebuggy?
＼(=^‥^)// < YOU'RE RIGHT! I THINK I WILL TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN!!! THANKS PURRANEA!
It's likely that she'd 8e too frazzled to register the pain. Pardon me, too... sleep deprived.
└(=^‥^=)┐ < H33H33H33! PAY NO ATTENTION TO ANYAN BEHIND THE PURRTAIN!!! JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE RIGHT MEOW! ~(=^‥^)ノ🪑 I'LL ONLY BE OVER IN THIS COZY CORNER SCRATCHING UP THE FURNITURE WHILE I BOBSERVE!!! 🪑└(=^‥^=)┐ FLEASE, GO ON!!! YOU CAN K33P ARGUING!!!!!!
(^._.^) < OKAY SORRY.
ヾ(=；ェ；=)ﾉ < I #F33LS LIKE YOU DON'T PITY ME AS MURRCH AS I DOOO!!! LIKE IT'S NOT MEWTUAL!!!!!!
8=D < Yes I do.
(=｀ω´=) < OH! YOU DO??? OK33DOK33 THEN! #I-F33L-BETTER-MEOW
8=D < I am very happy to hear that!
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
It's sweet of you to acknowledge a possi8le error in your previous recollection of how SGRU8 aspects affect one's likelihood to fall in a 8inary within the so called "omegaverse" and pu8licly address it like this. Don't 8e so harsh on yourself, now. I'd 8e sad if you were in poor shape to continue writing, Mogchamp Anon. I'll 8e waiting for your next piece. ::::)
I’M DEADLY SERIOUS. YOUR STRONG BUT SOOTHING. BEFORAN GUIDING PRONG. MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY. TO RESUSCITATE MY YURIFUL FRIENDSHIP. WITH @avidCaterwauler. WHICH IS PRESENTLY. ON LIFE SUPPORT. DUE TO HER SLANDEROUS LIBELS. OF CALLING ME AN OMEGA. THE TRUE OMEGA HERE. IS OBVIOUSLY THE AUSPISLUT. WHO’S GOING TO OBJECTIVELY ASSESS THE FULL SCOPE OF THE SITUATION. AND AWARD ME THE ALPHA THRONE I DESERVE. THAT’S YOU. SADDLE UP.
(=^･ｪ･^=) < AWWW! THANKS, PURRANEA! IT'S PAWBABLY A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO PUT YOUR ASPECT AND ALL THOSE OTHER ONES BACK IN THE OMEWGA SECTION ANYWAYS!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I FURRGOT HOW TAILMENDOUSLY #ALPHA TIME WAS!!!!!!
(^._.^) < I DON'T DESERVE DAMP SHREDS. #IN-MY-F33LS
kinda
＼(=^‥^)// < I CAN'T REMEMPURR WHY, BUT I AGR33 WITH EVERYTHING SHE SAYS!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THAT'S TRUE! WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HER!!! #CHURCH #PAWPRAY
Yes, naturally... Have you considered adding an addendum for specific trolls who don't fit the criteria? #WritingTips
D --> I see D --> Understood D --> If this is an issue only my guiding hoof can resolve, I am obligated to do it D --> I was hatched for this D --> I was brought up by my lusus for this D --> I trained for si%ty sweeps for this D --> I canter it D --> I can fi% this beautiful relationship between two remarkable lowb100ded women D --> If I must be saddled between them for that to happen D --> I am willing to make that sacrifice
8=D < You do, my dearest Moirail! 8=D < You deserve only the best!
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: netorare, commonly abbreviated to NTR, is an east alternian tradition of (ФωФ) kekekeke.... stealing your kyutiegirl!!!! ♪ヽ(*´∀｀)ﾉ kekeke, in east alternian manga and anime, it typically describes the action of one's lover being seduced and stolen from them! (*つ▽`)っ kekeke... sit and watch, bakauma-chan~]
(=°・°=) < I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOTHING ON THIS CHART IS REFLICKTIVE OF THE TRUTH. I WAS JOKING, AND ALSO WRONG. (=°・°=)ﾉ < MY APAWLOGIES FOR TROLLING YOU ALL.
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: netorare, commonly abbreviated to NTR, is an east alternian tradition of (ФωФ) kekekeke.... stealing your kyutiegirl!!!! ♪ヽ(*´∀｀)ﾉ kekeke, in east alternian manga and anime, it typically describes the action of one's lover being seduced and stolen from them! (*つ▽`)っ kekeke... sit and watch, bakauma-chan~]
( ;｀Д´) < I will not sit and watch her be stolen away from me! ( ´;ﾟ;∀;ﾟ;) < She is all I have left!
｢( ≧∀≦)ノ and nyow you have nyahthing!｣
yeah. fuck it.
(^._.^) < UM... IT'S _NEKO_RARE ACTUALLY. (^./_.^) < SORRY, IT SORT OF BREAKS MY IMMURRSION WHEN THE CAT PUNS GET LEFT OUT. I DON'T THINK I CAN CH33TAH ON MY MOIRAIL WITH YOU...
｢(ФωФ) keke... megane thought trollkyo mew meu-chan didn't knyow what a neko was. (ФωФ)｣
(^・ω・^) < UM. OK33 DOK33 THEN! S33 YOU IN A MINUTE!
｢(*´∀`) keke, neko-chan! (ФωФ) does your moirail know you're a usotsuki desu ka? :*(〃∇〃人)*:｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: liar liar! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ *thinking* k-kyah!!Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) i-if 恋愛関係-chan's pants are on fire... Σ(*´◯`ﾉ)ﾉ h-her pantsu will be revealed!!]
OHHGHMGYFUCKIJGGOD. #BEFORANCULLING. #SHADOWDROPPERPLAY. #BLOODBAG. #CASTEGAP. #TOXICYURI. #TOXICGAP. #MEDICULLPLAY. #BLOOD. #BLOODPLAY. #BLOODDRINKING. #BLOODLETTING. #ASINLETTINGHERTAKEALLMYBLOODOUT. #ANDSMEARITALLOVERHERCHEST. #BLOODASLUBE. #GORE. #JUSTUSGORES. #JUSTGORYTHINGS. #RESPAWNDENIAL. #FORCEDMEDICULLATTENTION. #UNSAFEINSANECONSENSUAL. #NSFW #NSFWE #HHHH.