Lamplady Swansong
@arachnesGossamer
Night shift nurse, always ready and willing to heal your 8ches and pains! ::::)
May8e sometime I will get to hear those fins flap flap flapping........ #vaguepost
W)(at?
\/\/\/\/hat?
Now now, a good nurse must keep patient confidentiality in mind as much as possi8le!
Don't 8e greedy for too much attention from 8eforus, Orphaner! You may discover there's too much here to handle after all. :::;)
My dear lusus has agreed to help dispose of the trolls too disfigured 8y the fire to recognize! I am eternally gr8ful for her wisdom and kindness. I will ensure they are remem8ered in our memorial garden on the hospital campus. In return, perhaps I can educ8 the more curious amongst you of the many medical applic8tions of spider's silk!!!!!!!! Leave a <3 and if we get 8 or more, I will go into further detail! ::::)
I am told the 8laze that overtook the ward within which I worked last night was cont8ined with very few lives lost. It reassures me that the lime Helpsmen who aid in the suppression of fires are so ready and a8le to assist us, 8e it during the dead of night or sometimes even during the day shift. A gr8 many of them have taken to calling me 8y Swansong, in addition to Lamplady. A 8it of a harsh ja8, 8ut I do my 8est to t8ke it in stride. Not all patients are a8le to survive their illnesses and wounds, though I wish it were not so. #lighttriadempath #swansong #ontheoriginofepithets
Another shift ending with the wailing of the condemned. I've 8een asked to head 8ack to my hive, out of consider8tion of my not-insignificant empathic a8ilities. My 8indings upon my ruined eyes are soaked through with tears, and all I can smell is ash. This puts me to mind of a gr8 catastrophe that occurred sweeps ago, when a Helpsman was discovered to 8e an impot8nt Imposter, and allowed for a pocket of natural gas to 8uild up within a coalmine. Rather than requesting aid, or even insinu8ting that he was incapa8le of clearing the gas himself, which would have covered his deficit of powers and perhaps even allowed him to retire from service, the Imposter fled the premises in shame, and a gr8 explosion ripped through the mine. My own 8lindness is attached, of course, to some of the events I have detailed here. Some of these tales are not mine to share, 8ut I thought inquiring minds may enjoy knowing a piece of forgotten 8eforan history. Also, I wanted to think a8out something other than the wails of the newly injured at work. Truly a horrendous situ8tion, and no one is certain what the cause of the conflagr8tion even was! There must 8e a way to ensure that our hospitals are designed more eleg8ntly for the needs of those poor souls who suffer within. #imposter #helpsmen #8eforanhistory #musings #empath #lighttriadempathy
i HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON!
are you sure that the f1re has noth1ng to do w1th the lanters you say you carry around a lot wh1le be1ng around pat1ents wear1ng flammable cloths and mater1als
I guess that is one way to solve ward overcrowding. ::::/
How could this happen again? Twice in one workcycle........
THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN! THE P8IN!
swansong-san are you okay
THEY'RE SCREAMING INSIDE ME AND OUTSIDE MEEEEEEEE AUGH! I DIDN'T DO THIS IT WASN'T ME I DID NOT!
i do not think you are well suited for your job.
How can you stand it???????? How can you stand their 8LASTING in your pan after they have expired? Their cries curdle the 8lood in my veins, and so I come to ease their suffering, 8ut here it has 8een so horri8ly compounded! Their h8! Their MISERY! THEIR WRETCHED AGONY!!!!!!!!
Great googly moogly it has all gone to shit.
BUT WE STAY SILLY!!!! LOVE IN OUR HEARTS!!!!!!!!! never kys
I do appreci8 your sentiments 8ut a whole wing of my patients has gone up in flames!
th1s 1s why you should've let me watch. 1mag1ne not hav1ng a f1re ext1ngu1sher on hand for exactly th1s s1tuat1on
Lo! in that house of misery A lady with a lamp I see Pass through the glimmering gloom, And flit from room to room. #trollhenrywadsworthlongfellow
Oopsie! Knocked over my lantern again, so clumsy! Fortun8tly I have several extras to keep my patients a8le to see my reassuring smile as I ease their 8ches and pains! Unfortun8tely I fear Old Sawyer Jenkin is out of hive now. ::::(
theres someth1ng wrong w1th you. but 1n the '1 want to study you' k1nd of way
I have a sight disa8ility, that's true, 8ut I need not my eyes for my pr8ctice. I'm very fortun8.
You are so cute! Imagine a gold8lood assisting a 8ig strong medical professional like me. I could not imagine anything quite so charmingly unlikely! You must have a very kindly custodian indeed to think so highly of your a8ilities!!!!!!!! I could almost pinch your cheeks. ::::)
I certainly hope not, he must 8e a very very patient troll, to deal with such delusions of grandeur! ::::)
yeah pretty much ! could not have asked for a better custod1an. anyway, can 1 watch or not, youre beat1ng around the bush about 1t
Oh! No. A8solutely not. I can't have an untrained troll hindering my delic8 procedures, there are so many many threads that need stitching and tying, after all. Soooooooo many that you would likely get all tangled up and trip, and then who knows what would happen with my next lamp? 8ut thank you for the offer, it is such a sweet thing to do! I would say it 8rightened my night, 8ut I can't see, remem8er? ::::)
Sometimes my eyes burn and itch, but it is fine! I know that other trolls suffer far more than me, and I am happy to assist them! It is, after all, my calling, as an empath. ::::) #empath
Time for another shift. I am so excited to feel the gr8ful smiles of my charges as I assist them with their maladies and ailments. #nurselife
I am begging you all to please take your medication.
o7 You got it, Mr. President
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN TO THAHAT. :o)
troll barack trollbama is CL-EARLY boug)(t by big troll p)(arma. )(ave t)(ose pills ever )(elped you, even once? i t)(oug)(t so. back to t)(e sopor for you, subject.
At times, it is necessary to assist patients with their medic8tions! A tall glass of water and a nice, gentle head tilt usually does the trick, but sometimes you have to pinch their cute little noses and cup their mouth to make sure it aaaaaaaall goes down! ::::)
Why, the kind that will bolster and buoy up the spirits of all those dismally depressed dearies in my care!
erm… buoys up the sp1r1ts alr1ght. all the way to the hereafter by the sounds of 1t