Songbird Sootnose
@glaukopisCanary
FLOCK LEADER OF THE 2ONG61RD CHO1R. 2URV1VOR. 2UPPORT 216L1NG. #1MW1THHER #WECANDO1T #FR1CKA6LE12M 2HE/HER
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
HAA HAA HAA HAA. OH MY GOD. YOU ARE PARDONED FOR EMBARRASSING ME ON THE TIMELINE. THIS IS GOLD.
:33 < Isn't it just!! Finally something juicy fur me to sink my fangs into!!
d*mn... k1nd of a banger l1ne though...
:33 < Not really!
Once again proving that everything is about sex, except for sex, which is about furthering the capitalist agenda.
:33 < Mhm!! It's true!!
If it seems like there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel, make one yourself. You have the tools you need.
break a hole in that mf tunnel to the other side
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ It's true!!! I have a big fucking drill! ♫
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... i am w0rking 0n it. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] n0. n0t anym0re. and never again. [END MESSAGE]
G1RL2 JU2T WANNA HAVE FUN? NO. 401K AND PEN21ON.
Songbird Sootnose is onto something with the whole #WomanSupremacy business. Has anyone looked into that, Terranside?
testimony: nonbinary supremacy is inevitable 🤙
I was Vicepresident for a bit? And the cabinet was mostly comprised of women so. There's that.
(( hello frien, who did you get your pride flag from? i'm sluething out badges
2O YOU MADE YOUR2ELF A MATR1ARCHY, JU2T L1KE THE ONE UNDER OUR GLOR1OU2 1MPER1OU2 CON2TERNAT1ON! GREAT JO6!
I am NOT fluently woke enough to navigate the can of worms you just dumped unceremoniously into my comment section. I said what I said.
((Any mod can dole out badges, but it's mostly @imJunior who gets that job done.
1T2 ALWAY2 2O 1N2P1R1NG TO 2EE A FELLOW TEAL 6A6E MAKE 1T 1N THE ROUGH AND TUM6LE WORLD OF 6U21NE22! 2HE TOOK THAT 6AK1NG COMPANY AND EXPANDED 1T 1NTO 2OMETH1NG TO 6E PROUD OF, YOU GO G1RL! #TR1CKLEDOWNFEM1N12M #G1RL6O22 #G1RLPOWER
#MA1DDRE22MONDAY HUH? 1 TH1NK WE CAN A1M JU2T A L1TTLE H1GHER THAN THAT, CANT WE LAD1E2?
｢(；￣Д￣) if megane wanted to see a bunch of fairy fembois, he would read "touinkuru beru to daeki o kõkan shitara, ninshin shi chatta!?!~☆" (;´-｀) nyeh.｣
,,,dO NOT SAY THESE TH1NGS, mEGANE, FOR SO, SO MANY REASONS, - n1TRAM-DONO
｢(*´・з・) gyuhh... ojichan... (；＞＜) don't tell megane-san what to do!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane can't even see if your kyutieful, ojichan. (T＿T)]
,,,sENSE1 SHALL SUFF1CE, NOW, TERMS SUCH AS F*MBO1 OR TR*P CARRY W1TH THEM DARK CONNOTAT1ONS, mEGANE, MOST OFTEN DESCR1B1NG AN ATTRACT1VE FEM1N1NE F1GURE, SEXUALLY AVA1LABLE, BUT W1TH SPEC1F1C BOD1LY CONF1GURAT1ONS, AND THE ASSURANCE THAT THEY W1LL NEVER DO SOMETH1NG SO CRASS AS, TRY TO ACTUALLY ASSERT WOMANHOOD,,, tHE CHARACTER TROPE DESCR1BES A TRANSGENDER WOMAN, A WOMAN W1DER SOC1ETY PROUDLY ASSERTS, THAT 1S ACCEPTABLE TO AB*SE, WH1LE ALSO DENY1NG HER THE R1GHT TO BE A WOMAN,,, 1T 1S AN ARCHETYPE STEEPED 1N HATRED AND EXPLO*TAT1ON, AND TO CALL ANOTHER L1V1NG PERSON BY ONE OF THESE TERMS, DEMONSTRATES A CRASS CRUELTY THAT 1 DO NOT BEL1EVE, 1S YOUR TRUE SOUL, mEGANE,,, 1 BEL1EVE W1TH1N YOU, THERE 1S THE CAPAC1TY TO RESPECT TRANS WOMEN, AND WOMEN 1N GENERAL, - n1TRAM-DONO #CW-TRANSPHOB1A #D1SCUSSED
｢(´；д；｀) gomen, dono-chan. megane will nyaht say it anymoar.｣
yOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN, BUT YOU ARE OPEN TO LEARN1NG, TH1S 1S A F1NE QUAL1TY, mEGANE-SAN, - n1TRAM-DONO
｢megane-san.... (ノ_＜。) would nyever disrespect a lady...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen... megane-san is learning... ヽ(；▽；)ノ he genuinely didn't know!]
tHERE 1S NO SHAME 1N LEARN1NG AND GROW1NG, MY YOUNG FR1END, 1T 1S WHAT THE SPR1NGT1ME OF YOUTH 1S FOR, - n1TRAM-DONO
｢m-maybe... (＾ｐ＾) the... the tuntaku and treeaboos... (*つ´･∀･)つ can be tomodachi!｣
pERHAPS SO, - n1TRAM-DONO
F1DU2PAWN GO TO YOUR LOCAL CULL1NG CENTER TO 2EE 1F YOU QUAL1FY TO CULL OR 6E CULLED! #C1V1CDUTY
is that. not the video game guys or
THERE2 PRO6A6LY A F1DU2TOP OR 2OMETH1NG THERE, 2TOP A2K1NG QUE2T1ON2!
oh okay, chill. don't live on that planet 8ut nice
D --> If I were a woman D --> Which I am not D --> Not that there is anything wrong with being a woman D --> As declared by a STRONG female tealb100d D --> I am an advocate D --> An ally D --> The model of a modern major feminist D --> An e%ample to follow for all who believe that a Beforan woman cannot do the same things as a Beforan man D --> Or Beforan they D --> (I include pronouns in my studies, of horse) D --> I do not remember where I was going to go with this
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1T2 PYROPE T1ME? 1T 2HOULD ALWAY2 6E PYROPE T1ME! WERE L1TERALLY A2P1RAT1ONAL. TAKE YOUR A2P1RAT1ON2 AND TURN THEM TOWARD2 ME!
du4l w13ld1ng proz4c 4nd 4 monst3r 3n3rgy!!!!!!! >8] #subst4nc3
Lavender Suggests That Deep Rooted Issues Will Fester Soon Try And Address The Problems Now So They Dont Nip You In The Ass Later
1M L1TERALLY ALWAY2 2AY1NG TH12.
HEY DANKLOOK, DONT READ TH12 PO2T. 1 KEEP FORGETT1NG THAT 1M 6A21CALLY THE ONLY ONE 1N MY "FR1END GROUP" EMPLOYED ENOUGH TO NOT 6E 2OME 2EX O62E22ED WE1RDO! 1M 2UPPO2ED TO 6E PROFE221ONAL OR WHATEVER ON TH12 ACCOUNT, 6UT THEN EVERY T1ME 1 TRY TO TALK TO 2OMEONE THEY 2TART MOAN1NG A6OUT 1T! YOU CANT EVEN THREATEN TO 2TOMP ON 2OMEONE ANYMORE W1THOUT 1T 6E1NG A 2EX TH1NG! ONE CHA2TE CONVER2AT1ON, THAT2 ALL 1M A2K1NG FOR, JU2T ONE! #N2FW
D --> My back is sore from my attempt at a flip D --> It will be for some time D --> However D --> It was necessary, because a lowerb100d instructed me to D --> This is how you should be
TELL YOU WHAT, 1LL COME WALK ON 1T 2OMET1ME!
D --> What I meant to say D --> Was yes D --> Of horse D --> Whatever you would like
\ are y0u l1ke, 0kay dude? what's w1th the 0bed1ence t0 every0ne? /
D --> It is not to everyone D --> Those of a mare noble b100d than mine are given different forms of respect D --> It is our obligation as highb100ds by decree of the Empress to cater to the needs and wants of those lower on the spectrum D --> That is why we e%ist
\ huh 1 guess 1 d1dn't get that mem0. just d0n't hurt y0urself yeah? g0tta keep the b0dy healthy t0 d0 m0re 0f all that /
D --> I have been given e%press permission to say that I, Equius Zahhak, officially known as the E%emplar Dank100k D --> Respect women and uplift their voices
#slay
MY HAND2 HURT.
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4 5H0V3L!!!!! 1D107
@AFFA6LECANTOR @ZOOLOGERCOOL2CAR
🫶🫵 omg could never be me, so i gottttttta hand it to you 🫵🫶 🫰🙌🫷 could NOT be me but i am like, so thankful that it is you, you know?🫸🙌🫰 🤘🤟🤘like wake up and smell the grindset, honey!!! you are earning your keep and that of several others!!!! that's ingenuity made manifest, babey!!!🤘🤟🤘 #Chairministrangling 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.