♦ pitied by @glaukopisCanary
SHIT, TOUGH CROWD. I’M LITERALLY FINE. I’M OFF HIVE ARREST, I’VE TURNED A NEW LEAF. AND BESIDES, THIS WAS MY OLD GIG.
DO YOU NEED A #CULLMOMMY? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3262FD57E1C1.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1684BE9DC34D.JPEG HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/30B2A88B66F6.JPEG #NSFW #BEFORANCULLING
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@ANONYMOUSECATALOG JUST POSTED THIS CANDID OF ME GETTING BENT OVER AND ROYALLY COMPLETELY FUCKED. WHAT’S THE VERDICT? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7475E40B072A.JPG #SUGGESTIVE #HIVEARREST
THANK YOU TO MUCKY-SENSEI @anonymouseCatalog FOR LEAKING THIS PHOTO OF ME GETTING #BEFORANARRESTED #BEFORANCULLED. I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. ARIGATO MILFRAKE. NEXT TIME. TRY AND GET LOWER. YOU MIGHT GET AN UPSKIRT. IT WOULD DO NUMBERS. EDIT: I MEAN CULLMEOWMMY. EDIT: I MEAN MEUMILF.
:33 < Hot mew blind item!! :33 < A certain hot headed fish was s33n giving a certain show pony a piece of her mind!! :33 < I wondfur what sparked this... #FightCam #FishAndPonyShow #ShowPony #Drama #Gossip #BlindItem #RevengeSocking
:33 < AC has an impurrtant update on the incarceration of Karkitty Vantas and his associate who has b33n revealed to be Damara Megido!! :33 < I spoke to the subjects sepurrately, and they both gave valuable infurmation regarding the case! :33 < On the light of the 15th Karkat Vantas and Damara Megido were located at the Rusty Spade bar in downtown Outglutt. :33 < They were innocently perfurming an act of #YuriBait, when 3 higher blooded trolls accosted them. :33 < With no hope of ofurpowering them Karkat Vantas brought a knife to the fist fight in self defense! :33 < One of the offending trolls was injured. Mr. Vantas and Ms. Megido sustained some injuries during the struggle, and were they subsequently arrested fur assault with a deadly weapon, resisting culling, and several minor cullable offenses. :33 < The pair was detained by the Befuran Depurrtment of Culling and kept in a holding cell under bail of 612k Boondollars. :33 < Karkat Vantas was bailed out shortly after by a man that wishes to remain anyanimous, but Damara referred to him as Karkat's "Sugarculldaddy" and "paypig" when questioned. :33 < At this time Damara Megido is still in holding, with no sign of being bailed out. :33 < I have set up an interview with Mr. Vantas to get a d33per scoop. Stay tuned! #Drama #Jailbird #MogShot #KarkatVantas #Gossip #DamaraMegido #Update! #PusherBreaking #PayPig #SugarCullDaddy #CullDaddy #BefuranCulling #Viral
Girls really do just wanna have fun.
if there wwas a competition for wwho has the wworst descendant i think id wwin by a landslide
I am NOT fluently woke enough to navigate the can of worms you just dumped unceremoniously into my comment section. I said what I said.
Happy #MaidMonday! A reminder that any dress that I have chosen to don automatically meets the qualifications of a "Maid dress," the way any hat on a cowboy is by technicality a cowboy hat. It's the Maid that makes the duds, not the other way around. @apocalypseArisen#9804 @genetrixAdvocate @grandioseSaturation
#glub
They're nice outfits. And not everyone wearing them is a lady. But you don't need to wear them, it is certainly not compulsory.
"ARE YOU GETT1NG JACKED 1N PR12ON OR WHAT?" - @glaukopisCanary FROM MY ASK FORM. NO. IT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY. THERE'S BARELY ANYTHING TO EAT AND I DON'T GET VERY ACTIVE. I'M JUST KEPT HIDDEN AWAY. MOSTLY. SO YEAH, NOT A WHOLE LOT GOING ON THERE.
oh okay, chill. don't live on that planet 8ut nice
is that. not the video game guys or
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D --> This is what I am always saying D --> The quote should be - E%emplar Dank100k D --> However I believe that Troll Jason Derulo shares this mindset as well D --> As long as he is putting it intp practice as well