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#handyprotips

※ HANDY PRO-TIP: When he asks for you to wear that "special little nummber" before joining himm in the slimme, you can be sure that you and himm will be subject to a raucous mmorning of playing mmeowbeast and cheesethief. - Take a caffeine pill. Don't worry about any adverse immpacts it mmight bring later. 200 mmg is enough, and you will need it, squeak squeak. #HandyProTips

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※ HANDY PRO-TIP: It's 5 o'clock sommewhere. But a real go-getter would never let the clock tell himm how to Handle his initiative. - Don't be afraid to get a horns start on your first drinks of the night. The earlier you begin, the earlier you can Work into your "flow state" for the evening. ;-) - Interested in learning mmore? c3< <> #HandyProTips

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※ HANDY PRO-TIP: Call out on Nubday. Why not? If you're reading this, *you* deserve another three-night weekend. It doesn't mmatter what you have or haven't done. You've earned it. #HandyProTips

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