Mintyl Tsurga
@assistMint
Mint, 13, he/himm, Lifelong Professional 👋😁🖇️ Working-mminded trolls in need want Handy Business Solutions, indeed—so chat mme on Trollian for a Helpful Handy, ASAP!
- For the record. A few trolls have nibblebugged their way out of the woodwork to claimm that in their previous concupiscent relationships with mme (Mint, of Handy Business Solutions!), they were subject to "erratic," or "dangerous," or "actually kind of evil" behavior. Or that I "have an inordinate ammount of hatred in [mmy] feeble body." 😥🤕 - This is NOT true. Don't listen to these mmen. Because any of the wommen I've briefly shared squares with will very Helpfully tell you the OPPOSITE! 😄😁 #ListenToWommen #TheEmmpressIsAWomman #ListeningAndLearning
YAAAAAAY! EVERYONE CUM THE HELL IN HERE & GET REAL FUCKIN MARRIED ABT IT!!!!! IM GONNA MARRY ERIDAN 2NITE! EVERYONES GONNA MARRY HIM!!!! #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy
i don't havE anything spEcific against Eridan, i just don't want to do that.
:33 < roxy..? something s33ms really wrong… :33 < ohhh :33 < i think i s33 the issue :33 < s33 i vaguely remember how human marriages go :33 < only ONE purrson can get married to their beloved you silly frizzy XPP :33 < not everyone can marriage ampurra! :33 < …although heck wait, why is everyone marriaging him??
#IWANTCANDY Thank you for waiting. For your patience. -- gutsyGumshoe sent SECURE COORDINATES [ https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy ] --
time to see what all the fuss is about
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It can't be that bad. ]
man they rly girded the lawyer loins up 4 this one lmfao
- Hi, Eridan Ammpora! 👋😆 Sure! Anything for you, bro! I mmean, Eridan Ammpora, fromm #EridanWeek. I, personally, amm a HUGE fan of signing contracts fromm mmy superiors without reading themm. So this will take mme 2-3 standard Alternian seconds. 😌
The #eridanweek #iwantcandy event will commence in a couple of hours. In the meantime. Second to last call to RSVP. Chit #iwantcandy to confirm your entry. Original post below. ____________________________ Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
- Maybe I change fate. Maybe I can save the show. Two Kismmeses. Maybe I can FIX EVERYTHING #IWantCandy #RVSPingForTheRailToo
- PLEASE PLEASE NO NO NO OH GOD OH MAN OH NO NOOOOOO #TwoPitchBrosTusselingInTheGourdLawnRing #Nooooooooooo #EridanWeek
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
- YOU;'RE JOKING YOUR KISMESIS AND NO PLEASE THE GOURD TRACT VIOLENCE
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- PLEASE MY FELLOW COVERT MUTANT OLIVE. YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR KISMMESIS BACK. IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Who the sam hill are you.
- My words are mmore immportant. The people need this, and frankly, the needs of the people far outweigh yours if we are just going to consider this like normmal utilitarian folks #UnCancel #Please #
No dice! Bye!
What are you on about!!
Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
Company layoffs might be the way to go, if that's the case. - MC Oleana
I don't think I have that capability. Not that I've tested it. - MC Oleana
- Miss Neriumm, you have done it AGAIN, mma'amm! 👏😨🙂↕️
- You are VERY welcomme. 😌 #RandommlyMadeALatteByTheBy #JustFeltLikeIt
Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
- Good f*cking GRUB, can you pretend to have somme couth? We are literally in a lady's mmentions, bro. 😂
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
- Holy frigging MOTHER GRUB... @termminalCommrade just SAVED MY LIFE at #EridanWeek 😨😨😨😱😱😱 #BlewUp #Ouch #ReallyHeavy
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
:33 < i dont think im allowed to stream this but i support your mewsical endeavors!! #indiemewsic #bigfata
MAKE HIS RECORD PLATINUM!!!
- One thing about #EridanWeek that I think is beautiful is that wommen are allowed to win. And I think that's beautiful. 😌😌 #RankAndMatch #RummbleGourdPatchers #WommenWinning
- You dirty little troublemmakers need a mmutual intermmediary party don't you. Ahaha. How PATHETIC. ♣️🤤🤤 #FivrSodasDeep #ClubsDoIt #EridanWeek #EridanWeek #NSFW
- I FEEL SO ASHEN RIGHT NOW #ERIDANWEEK #HITHIM #ORDONTHAHA
- MmmtHE RETURN ON INVESTMMMMENTS are UP #EridanWeek #RummbleAtDaLive https://i.ibb.co/RkbmmznjZ/immage.png
- He's so... ARISTOCRATIC #EridanWeek #ConflictedFeelingsOnEridan