Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga
@assistMint
Mint, 11, he/himm 👋😁🖇️ Admministrangulative Whiz (Off-planet) @ Skorpe c/o @visionaryInstallment_3252 & Handy Expert @ Handy Business Solutions—where your Pickles get Handled ASAP! DM NOW! 🙌
- Oops! Haha, look at this ENTIRELY CANDID picture of mme that @oleanderSupernova mmanaged to snag earlier, fromm right after I fell! 😅 Now... how in the mmetrically-mmeasured heck did she mmanage to do that? LOL! What lucky timming! 😆😆🤣 - I still have no idea how this happened. But one thing's for sure. You know wommen, folks? Yeah. 🙂↕️ They sure can get the Job done. 😌😌 #SittingMyNubsDown #AndListening - https://i.ibb.co/HfRb9qGC/Mintyl.png
- I would never deign mmyself as being able to tell a womman what to do on the basis of anything. Because that's just the kind of mman I amm. 😁 - But please. - Please not in mmy yard. 😂😂😂😂😂 #Suggestive #SuggestingIt
Oops.
- It's alright. 😂😂😂😂 It's alright now. Ladies. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
- Ladies and germms of Chittr. It looks like SOMEONE'S hit the fr**king jackpot. 😏😏
You are sick in the fucking head. I'm very into that.
Apologies, I Only Read "Sick" "Fucking" "Head" And Blanked Out At The Thought
Genuinely. I mean genuinely. Genuinely what the fuck does this mean?
- Hi.
why dONT you tyPe at me like that #KIddING -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆
- Oh. #Kidding.
- Wow
- When I'mm in the jar nothing can hurt mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing bad can'd happen to mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing is going to shake mmy jar #PickleAffirmmations
The Devious And Maleficent Pickler When He Approaches The Jar:
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- PLEASE DON''T. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do I feel this is the funniest shit I've ever seen?
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- NGL. This? This was mmuch needed for the light. LOL. 🤣🤣😆😆😪😪 #HandlingMyZzzs
There Is Something So Wrong With You. Sleep Well. #positive
@greenRocket
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- It's like being in a jar... 😁😁
- Hi, Chchow! To be frank? I amm feeling pretty freaking soothed right now. So I sure hope I don't! 🤣🤣😆😆👍
xx_YKNO_WHAT?_U_DESERVE_THIS_SOOTHENING_BABE!!!_ENJOY!!!!!!_xx
- Gee! Thanks, Larkso! I think. 😆
You should be proud, lad~. Hold your Pickle high~.
- I'mm your ancestor's BEST STOOGE. 😆😆🤣🤣🫡🫡
↘️i am using the royal you.↘️ ↗️AS IN, I AM SERVICING THE ROYAL YOU.↗️ ↘️which means that i am servicing a royal, in general.↘️
- Hey, bro. I just wanted to let you know that the FUNNIEST thing off the nursery planet is going to be the mmomment when you realize that your dreamms are MY reality... 🤣🤣🤣 #PolishingHisHarpoonAsWeSpeak #HandlingIt
↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DREAM TO BE HEMODREDGE.↗️
- This "hemmodredge" gets to show his lowly nubs to the mmost royal warmmongers on this side of the mmost immperially relevant asteroid belts. And wait on themm Hand and nub, by the way. 😆😆 - Keep practicing, buddy. I'mm sure they'll take you off the bench sommenight. 😁😁😁👍👍👍
↘️you are utterly disgusting.↘️
- Yeah, bro. Sure. Disgusting to you. But who would I be to trust an indigo's discernmment over a freaking violet's? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - I know you're mmalding, bro. If you do yourself a favor and admmit it, I mmight even give the Orphaner mmy "regards" for you. 😆😆
I believe it~. I have seen what you are capable of~.
- Umm. Thank you, Sir Castio. PLEASE, don't mmention it. And by "it," I mmean, anything specific Pickles I Handled. 😆😆🤣👍
You should be proud, lad~. Hold your Pickle high~.
- Why'd he call her "Handy" though... 🤣🤣 #MeAndHatchmmate
- I'mm sorry. #HatchmmateAndMyself #PuttingWommenFirst
IT'S OKAY. BEHIND YOU IS ALSO A SOUND STRATEGIC POSITION.
- Oh! I will. Respect whichever position you choose to take, Bosslady! 😆😆😀🫡
ghhh guh ghuu ghuh guh... P... Please j... Join us... F...fore the snrghhh. Ghhh,,, for the burial ANd wake of little m--m-m-m-mister on j-july 7, 8 P P Pm human EST ghhhhh #PuPPets #dEATH #funeral #mayhismemorybeablessing #iwillneverforgetyoulittlemister #loss #thewakeofmarvelouslittlemister httPs://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
May he live on. In the dirt. And only the dirt. Where he belongs. - MC Oleana
youre a WRETCHEd cunt. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
sniffle thank you najm youre a GOOd FRIENd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Watch your language. #Blacklisted #WrittenUp #Unhirable - MC Oleana
YOU YOU YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU SERPENT TONGUEd BLIGHT ON JOY ANd MIRTH YOU MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKING SICK TO MY VERY WALK NUBS IF YOU BETTER NOT SHOW UP TO THE FUNERAL OR I SWEAR I WILL POP MY PAN -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
If you'd like, I can bring a boatload of flowers for you. Sorry for your loss, little buddy.
if you COULd that WOULd be immensely KINd of you lark... thank you for having such a loving ANd beautiful Pusher -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
So you're saying if I show up it'll be a double funeral for you and the puppet? - MC Oleana
.oh itll be a dOUBLE dEATH alright. .but not mine. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- Corpse mmeeting not going well corpse mmeeting going bad
Sorry ★re you trying to meet corpses or ★bout them?
I'm so sorry about that bump into the grave, that was a complete accident...
- It is a "humman customm" for the "humman"-shaped puppet... formmerly known as 'Little Mister.' 😔
- It's OK really haha don't worry about it. LOL. It's fine. 🤣🤣🤣 HONESTLY.
- FELL - IN THE GRAVE HOLE
- FELL - FELL
- Custodian's younger boss yelled at himm today - Go back six spaces
- To quote one very deceased and very beloved Alternian treasure, Troll Bruno Mars... - "Why we gotta fight?" LOL. 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
- I hate it. I really, really hate to see it. I just frigging HATE it when two she/hers are fighting... 😔😔 - Ladies! Please! 🥹🥹🙏 We could be doing so mmuch GOOD Work together! LOL... 🤣🤣🤣
i mean i agree with the message but ur delivery is a bit odd
we can rebel against men and turn them into cubes to stand on and whoever stacks them the highest is the most superior
cosigned
- Umm. Right. Agreed. Sure. But what exactly... would this do? 😆
I think she/hers should fight more. Competition is needed for a healthy market. - MC Oleana
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
i hoPe to see you in your clurch best, i will be -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Fuck I don’t own a suit. I’m a disgrace for lacking the foresight. Buying one rn.
!its tomorrow!!! !you must hurry! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- LOL... that's TRUE... 🤣🤣 #Truth #OfficeTruths
MINTYL hoq cna i be lik.e you tlel me TELL MW u r da fkcuvjng bbezt i admreie u
- Uh... - This is a bit of a late response on mmy end. But did you still... want that? 😀
YEA
- Rrrrrrrrreally?????? 😀😀 - Genuinely and truly? You're not pulling mmy frond?
NO I MEAN IT
〔•෴•〕 < Why is a white board an office favorite? Because it's re-markable! / *yuck, yuck!*
god i cant take it anymore im tearing up
its KINd of strange SPENdING time with someone you know you have LIMITEd time with, the awareness that every moment together is on a timer. i cant dECIdE whether to be angry or SAd or to just try ANd enjoy the time left together. its HARd. i look at him ANd get torn between crying ANd yelling. why COULdNT you just live. why COULdNT you HOLd out a little longer. am i SUPPOSEd to be left here, is that what you want. ?to leave be BEHINd? i know its not fair to blame him. i know that. its my fault this is haPPening to him ANd yet... i dONT know what to dO. i just dONT know. i wish he COULd stay forever ANd BUILd a life time of memories with me. maybe its silly to be so ATTACHEd in such a short time but i cant helP what i feel. hes my best FRIENd. i SHOULd have EXPECTEd our time together to be cut short. i knew his time on this alternia was LIMITEd but i still ALLOWEd myself to hoPe that maybe we COULd overcome this, that he COULd stay with me forever. i was STUPId. it dOESNT dO any GOOd to Pray, not to a messiah who cant hear me. this ORdEAL has been testing my faith, the IdEA that the messiahs will always know where i am, what im dOING, how im in NEEd of a miracle, it isnt there anymore. i know they cant always be there, she has her own matters to dEAL with. but i still wish.... no it dOESNT matter what i wish. this is whats haPPening ANd i cant dO anything to change that. im sorry little mister. i dO love you. even if i COULdNT Protect you. i dONT know if i can Protect anyone. im sorry. #cw-death #littlemister #mourning #tobeburied #PuPPet -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
yeah... i dONT blame him... i know were both SCAREd but it dOesnt make it any easier -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
~Bring it in big guy, bring it in~
sniffle thank you sairou i really NEEdEd that -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I’m sorry Palind :(. Losing someone and having the foreknowledge of it and the eventuality of time of it all can be really difficult to come to terms with. It seems that you’ll have plenty of people around to help you through it
“LITTLE MISTER”: PALIND DID EVERYTHING TO PRESERVE HIM AND SṴRELY HE DONT WANT TO LEAVE YOṴ LIKE THIS LIFE: IT GO FORWARD FOR YOṴ BLESSED BY “LITTLE MISTER”’S MEMORY. KEEP MAKING MEMORY AND YOṴ BṴILD HIM A SHRINE IN YOṴR PṴSHER NOTHING CAN TOṴCH
these are very KINd WORdS Pobico... thank you. i will never forget little mister for as long as i live -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
im grateful for the PeoPle ANd trolls AROUNd me but it still dOESNT hurt any less... how dO you fix a Pusher thats broken -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I want to say with time things get easier. Grief isn’t linear either. It’ll be rough but it’ll be ok
- Hi... 😕 I ♦️ you, palebro. When are you going to be comming hive?
hey ... im in alternia now... been struggling to come hive since i got the news on little mister... ill be hive TOdAY though i Promise i miss you Palebro have you been okay -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- Everyone. For the record. I amm VERY sorry for objectifying Hektor. And it will NOT happen again. 😔😔 - Hope this Helps. 👐
Hoow are yoou in coontrooversy again
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM.
- Umm, yes.,. I amm seeing himm right now. To be honest 😆😆😆
- Hi, Kryqus . 🤣🤣🤣 I amm TRYING
- What amm I supposed to do huh
- How do I do that. 😂😂😂
- Please, don't be. Let's keep things STRICTLY professional between us. 😀
Trying too get in as many coontrooversies as yoou can?
Professional~? At Boy's Night~? You could stand to be loosened up, lad~.
"= well... when you're going to be sorry for something, don't, and double down instead and get worse. ="