Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga
@assistMint
Mint, 11, he/himm 👋😁🖇️ Admministrangulative Whiz (Off-planet) @ Skorpe c/o @visionaryInstallment_3252 & Handy Expert @ Handy Business Solutions—where your Pickles get Handled ASAP! DM NOW! 🙌
- Everyone? Everyone. Please go ahead and take a look at the results of mmy latest prommotion. 😌 - Please go ahead and dispense your accolades/seething, mmalding envy accordingly. 🤗🤗🤲🤲😁 And BTW. - You can all start calling mme "SINGLESCAR" now. 😏😆 - https://i.ibb.co/60VLyfM8/IMG-9540.jpg
- I NEED TO BE PACIFIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Sommeone please cull himm I can';t stand it anymmore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 - I never thought I'd hate anymmone mmore than that stupidd mmarketortutuerr
- Il;,mm not cryt yping I AM SHAKING G WITH SHEER RAGE. LOL. 😂😂😂😂
᭙ꫝꪖꪻ ꠸ᠻ ꠸ꪻ ᭙ꫀ᥅ꫀ ρꪮᦓᦓ꠸᥇ꪶꫀ ᭙꠸ꪻꫝꪮꪊꪻ ᦓꪮ ꪑꪊᥴꫝ ꪖᦓ ꪖ ᦓ꠸ꪀᧁꪶꫀ ᦔ᥅ꪮρ ꪮᠻ ᥇ꪶꪮꪮᦔ ᦓρ꠸ꪶꪶꫀᦔ?
- Imm listening
>> Theeee, b1ue one?
.ǫᴎiᴎɘƚꙅi| qɘɘʞ yₒᵤ ₕₐᵥₑ ₐₗᵣₑₐdy ₜₕₑ ₐₙₛwₑᵣₛ yₒᵤ wₐₙₜ. ⓣⓞ ⓠⓤⓔⓢⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡ ⓛⓔⓕⓣ ⓤⓝⓐⓢⓚⓔⓓ .⃝ 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘄. 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕡 𝕠𝕗 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕥𝕙. 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤. 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤. ꀤꌗ ꍏ ꒒ꀤ꓄꓄꒒ꍟ ꉣꀎꌗꃅ.
I attempted to curb his behavior. It did not work. I regret to disappoint you
- But, haha, what should I DO - He's mmaking mme lose mmy COOL... MY COOL!
they wouldn’t even fuck1ng let me, 1f you get the clear go for 1t as fast as you can
- Help mme Hayaah
1f and only 1f you can get everyone off my back about 1t. 1’ll even do 1t for free, but you’ll owe me one for 1t
- IT's BACK. 🙌🙌🙌🙌 It's FINALLY BACK. MY FAVORITE show: - "In Which Two Dubiously Entangled Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Farmmland; For the Purposes to Titillating the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Hateful Wrestling Ensues for 30-60 "Earthen Minutes"; An Assortmment Of Bodily Throws Is Included, Along With Feint Punches; The Hosts Are Wearing Meager Ammounts Of Clothing As Not To Interfere With Sight of Their Musclature; Unmmediated Strifes Reach A Fever Pitch And Are Thusly Paused By the Lone "Referee," Usually A Saucily Dressed Indigo, to Leave the Yearning Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode of [Insert Title for Samme]" - AT THE PUMPKING PATHC #WatchThisSpace #ImmWatchingThatSpace
>> Yeah ¡ can ડee why you'd be ¡nto that ડhow
- @digitalDarumma Give mme his address. - NOW. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Haha. FUNNY. I live off-planet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - Where does Megane live.
Oh! Ano.... dOuOshite do yOuO want to know that? —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
- Hahaha... I'd like to comme be his mmentor... 😆 - Prommise.
Oh! SOuO desune?! That's so sugoi! Okay! His Address is 6767 Jerkcircle Ave. Depth 45 Meters. 44-5668, West Alternia —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
- Hahaha, thanks! 😄 - @gachikoisChic YOU'RE SO F*CKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Hahaha, thanks! 😄 - @gachikoisChic YOU'RE SO F*CKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
｢nani... aaah~~ tsurga-chan is coming to visit megane-san! (´_ゝ`)ﾉ kekekeke~ is tsurga-chan wearing her shimapan pantsu~?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: in anime, striped underwear (shimapan) typically indicates a character who is shy, innocent, or somewhat of a tsundere (externally tough but soft on the inside). it serves as a visual shorthand for youthful charm, signaling purity with a touch of playfulness.(ФωФ) kekekeke~~]
Ueh isn't Tsurga-kun an otoko? —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢nyahhh, ai-chan~! mintyl-chan is a nani ka chigau mono!~☆ (^з^)-☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani ka chigau mono means "something in between otoko and otoka!"(((ＵωＵ｀ *)(* ´ＵωＵ))) kekeke~ megane-san taught her that!]
- You are going to be DEALT WITH - PINK SLIP - I CANT SEE IM SO ANGRY I CANT SEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
- The Duellist called mme "a twink" - Amm I supposed to agree with this??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1m go1ng to throw up from laugh1ng
i mean. are the7 right?
I apollogize if this comment was unwellcome. I have onlly seen your face. Perhaps my judgement was made in error.
- Hi, Hayaah! 🤣🤣🤣 Why. 😐
- No... it's not you...
- Umm.
- Oh, OK, OK, WHATEVER HAYAAH 🤣🤣
- These mmuscle theater actors are all wearing their nammes on their sit platformms - #Econommical
- Ok I understand the appeal p'of mmuscle theater now
◥▶◀◤ —> Yes. Yes. Yes. You are now engaged in my humble watch party.
- I can't stop watching - I dont want to 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need to; watch these dudes get flipped and flupped around
- I don't look like a womman. You guys don't think I look like a womman right
- Oh thank god Oh thank god okay Thanktkg. Thank you.
- Interesting. Hahah. Interesting. Thank you mma'amm
- What does this mmean
It means I do not see you as overtlly womanlly. More llike... what is it they say. A "twink". I think that is the word.
>> Top¡ca1, but rude.
>> No, ¡ don't th¡nk you do, M¡nty1. You d¡dn't ડeem 1¡ke a woman to me at the maડquerade e¡ther..
- 😳 - H... Himmero... LOL... #WhatAreWe
>> Um... Two... Guyડ who k¡ડડed... W¡thout know¡ng who the other perડon waડ...? ^ ^;; ¡f you'd 1¡ke to be ડometh¡ng more than that, we'11 go for that date you ડuggeડted, hmm?
- Hold on I need to mmake a Hexcel sdspread sheet about thtis.
>> Go for ¡t. ¡ be1¡eve ¡n you.
- It's what season 🤣🤣 #NSFW #NotSafeForOfficerena
- Fuck mmy life
- Oh... I see... 😀
jANE HAS A FUTURE KID NAMED, tAVROS AFTER ME,
- Well, I've definitely got to update mmy digital Curriculumm Viscerae... I have accrued MULTIPLE bosses since the timme of writing this part... 😆😆😁😁 - https://i.ibb.co/qMdW9KrT/immage.png - https://i.ibb.co/5h8XMJjt/immage.png [ TRANSLATION ]
- Haha. With mmy what? 😁
- Haha, hey there, Ikriomm, buddy! How's it hanging, slayer? 😆😆
<-|--|~~ it'S hanging fairly heavily my friend but that iS not why i am contacting you here. i am juSt wiShing you good fortune in your buSineSS endeavorS and i am alSo cautioning you to tread lightly aS i have no doubt that ScurrilouS highblood labormongerS would love to put your Small and pliable body to uSe for their own wicked endS and i do not wiSh to See you uSed up and diScarded. nub on a Swivel my friend.
- Haha, aw, bro! Your mmix of concern and encouragemment is mmore than enough to put somme pep into mmy trot-fling before I get to Handling mmy night! 😁😁 Don't worry. LOL! I'll be careful with any Big Boss above teal, K? 😆😆 - And mmaybe don't keep talking about mmy "smmall and pliable body" like that, dude, or else I'll start getting that strange, unclockable feeling in mmy pummp bladder again. LOL! 🤣🤣🤣 Let mme know if you're looking for mmore security Jobs, olivebro!
I fear not the man who has practised ten thousand kicks once. I also fear not the man who has practised one kick ten thousand times. Because I would have my men attack both of those guys with polearms that are longer than a leg.
WHAT ABOUT THE MAN WHO'S DONE 10,000 #COLLABS? THAT GUY WOULD BE REALLY POWERFUL. [⠿]
- Yeah. And one of those powerful mmen fromm the HIGH-LEVEL OFFICERENA BLOODBATH? He just pitied mmy Chit. 😏😆 So it's clear to mme that one of these days, sommeone ELSE will be mmongering lattes for ME. 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️☕ #LikeABoss
- Except I will still be Ms. Neriumm's Latte Monger. We are not digressing fromm that immportant teamm structure. Obviously. #FORTHERECORD - Hope this Helps! 😆
D —> Mr. Tsurga D —> Endeavor to make your biggest moves in silence D —> Like the g in lasagna D —> #BusinessAdvice
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Lik£, WOW! Your£ lik£, doing so gr£at. OMG! ;P
- Yes sir anything for you sir I'mm #ListeningAndLearning to these #CaegarPlays I wi.ll never disappont you again sire
- Thankng you
- There are powerful mmen in Business's dommain following mmy Chittr account, liking mmy Chits, and considering the potential net worth of mmy "Lone" "Scar". 😆😆 - That's mme, folks. And what do YOU bring to the nutrition platformm? 😏
- Umm hello mma'amm
It finally happened. The drama became too much.
- Oh, wow! Seeing you folks drop those anonymmous submmission traps remminded mme of sommething I need to finish Working on... 🤣🤣 https://i.ibb.co/5hYj45pT/immage.png
- I need to tell mmy boss about this. #DontWorryAboutIt
Oh. Lmao.
- What - What 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Oh mmy god. Himm
- And why was he... shaking... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #OutglutMasquerade #IKnowWhyImmShaking
>> ......
- ...... 😀
>> M¡nty1.. te11 me what you mean by that, fr¡end.
- Umm. Mean by what, Himmero. 🤣🤣🤣 - What do YOU mmean about this.
>> Hmm..
- ... - 😦