Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga
@assistMint
Mint, 11, he/himm 👋😁🖇️ Admministrangulative Whiz (Off-planet) @ Skorpe c/o @visionaryInstallment_3252 & Handy Expert @ Handy Business Solutions—where your Pickles get Handled ASAP! DM NOW! 🙌
- Oops! Haha, look at this ENTIRELY CANDID picture of mme that @oleanderSupernova mmanaged to snag earlier, fromm right after I fell! 😅 Now... how in the mmetrically-mmeasured heck did she mmanage to do that? LOL! What lucky timming! 😆😆🤣 - I still have no idea how this happened. But one thing's for sure. You know wommen, folks? Yeah. 🙂↕️ They sure can get the Job done. 😌😌 #SittingMyNubsDown #AndListening - https://i.ibb.co/HfRb9qGC/Mintyl.png
- OK. Actually? 😆😆😆 What?🤣🤣
My glory, your moves~! Your style~! Your plucky enthusiasm~!
- I, uh! 🤣🤣 I don't remmemmber doing this! LOL!
That's just what wrestling is like sometimes~.
- What
↗️ARE YOU EVER NOT CONFUSED.↗️
↘️what is that.↘️↘️
i feel a sense of dread...
- What? What are you talking about. 😂😂
- Hey, bro. You DON'T need to worry. 😂😂
- What WOULDN'T I do for a Klawdie Bar... amm I right, fellas? 🤣🤣🤣 And wommen.
I'm there with you, lad~.
- Yes... I DID get stuck in the supply closet for a wipe. 🤣🤣 But I was still able to do mmy Job in there with enough Efficacy that literally no one even fr**king noticed. 🤣🤣🤣😆😆👍 THANKS GUYS.
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- Hah! My back hurts! 🖐️😆😆🤣🤣
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Quite impressive, but [][]ow did you survive? Moreover, [][]ow did you get out if no one noticed? T[][]e w[][]ole situation is quite concerning.
- I found a paper clip! Super Handy, amm I right?? 😆😆
- Haha! I'mm scared of those! 😂😂
xx_WHAAAAT_REALLY??_WHY!_xx
Indeed. Amazing w[][]at a troll can t[][]ink to do w[][]en trapped, life on t[][]e line.
｢(*^3(*^o^*)｣
yknoww i realized somethin i nevver uploaded the covver edition a my photo for cosmocean a feww months back perhaps megido may suffered for it its a charmin throwwback to my smooth chin era dont you think #fitcheck #gpoe #cosmocean #magazines
࣪⊹₊˚{ UGHHHH!!!! #fourkingunbaleenable #innerempress #cullerscall #UGHHHHGILL }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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its a prodigious fuckin masochist that declares defeat as soon as possible so he can fast forwward to the penalty lashings youre a depravved wwretch in all univverses and i think thats beautiful actually for this perceivved loss and as a gift to all aspirin ponyfreaks across all creation i permit you to imagine me slappin a saddle on your grotesquely muscular back and ridin you across the prairie #suggestivve
if you had to estimate howw much data do you thinks taken up on your palmhusk by zoomed in images a my gills
wwhat does this mean
NOT ENOUGH.
D --> h D --> h D --> Thank you D --> Thank you D --> Now say "you would win any competition"
Shit i never saw this Yeah y0u l00k g00d whatever
- Great! 👏😀 The Stutids are doing fr**kall, as per usual. FANTASTC Job, everyone! 😁
~Can I eat ~Onen~
- Uh, sure, haha, if you want! 😀
What. Am I l⬡⬡king at here, exactly. - MC R⬡se🌹
- Ah... you see, sir. These are mmy The Stutids! 😁👍
- Hey, uh, did anyone else just lose access to Chittr Circles? 😂😂😂😂
- Holy mmoly. Holy fr**king f**k, that RESUME of yours is ABSURD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- This was supposed to stay on Chittr circles. Heck. 😂
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oh nnintyl... your posts are like a balnn to nny dried and exhausted ganderbulbs.
Mintyl....
- Ahaha. Shucks! 😆 You mmean it?
do you like my cosplay i call it wrothe the grappler this is the first time ive had to bust out the fau>< indigo muscle suit https://i.postimg.cc/63DB2rt1/image-2026-07-21-132338014.png
꧁Ohokay꧂
꧁Hfffnwvermindapparently꧂
woa when diid wrothe get riipped to shiit
- Kantan. Never change. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏
you want me to stay in this thing forever it is sweaty the body suit is sweaty and it has no pores
- That is NOT what I mmeant. 🤣🤣🤣 But if you're taking requests... 😏😂 - How about janiterrorist Wrothe? And one that belongs a union, too. That'd be a laugh. 😆😆👏👏
>> Th¡ડ ¡ડ actua11y terr¡fy¡ng, what the fuck
>> Kryquડ ¡'m ડcared, p1eaડe he1p
Yoou're oon yoour oown bye
>> KRYQUડ NO PE1Aડ DONT 1EAVE ME HERE
Thank you @legendaryLeague for coming to cheer me on to victory~! I fought that much harder, knowing that you were sitting in my section, wearing my color~. I have no doubt in my pan that as you watched me thrust my blade into that man, you were picturing that it was you I was thrusting into~. #Gladiating #Bloodsport #MyVisage #MyChudsband #Violence #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/74b10792edbe~.png
know that I love you so much. go my yaoi warrior top that hunk #nsfw
He must be confused~. Pay him no mind~.
yeah I don’t 8other pretending to 8e normal
Actually yes~. We just got a new one because the old one got kicked to death by the hoofbeasts~.
Wait, what does this mean~? The cluckbeast~?
For a moment I thought you might have meant something else~~~~.
I know it was probably on your think pan~.
- Ow - Ow
(｡•ᴗ•｡) Oh em gee hiiii Mintyl ♫
- I would never deign mmyself as being able to tell a womman what to do on the basis of anything. Because that's just the kind of mman I amm. 😁 - But please. - Please not in mmy yard. 😂😂😂😂😂 #Suggestive #SuggestingIt
Oops.
- It's alright. 😂😂😂😂 It's alright now. Ladies. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
- Ladies and germms of Chittr. It looks like SOMEONE'S hit the fr**king jackpot. 😏😏
You are sick in the fucking head. I'm very into that.
Apologies, I Only Read "Sick" "Fucking" "Head" And Blanked Out At The Thought
Genuinely. I mean genuinely. Genuinely what the fuck does this mean?
- Hi.
why dONT you tyPe at me like that #KIddING -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
- YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆
- Oh. #Kidding.
- Wow
- When I'mm in the jar nothing can hurt mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing bad can'd happen to mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing is going to shake mmy jar #PickleAffirmmations
The Devious And Maleficent Pickler When He Approaches The Jar:
https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/1007988751/display_1500/stock-photo-close-up-of-hands-opening-a-jar-1007988751.jpg
- PLEASE DON''T. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do I feel this is the funniest shit I've ever seen?
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- NGL. This? This was mmuch needed for the light. LOL. 🤣🤣😆😆😪😪 #HandlingMyZzzs
There Is Something So Wrong With You. Sleep Well. #positive
@greenRocket
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- It's like being in a jar... 😁😁
- Hi, Chchow! To be frank? I amm feeling pretty freaking soothed right now. So I sure hope I don't! 🤣🤣😆😆👍
xx_YKNO_WHAT?_U_DESERVE_THIS_SOOTHENING_BABE!!!_ENJOY!!!!!!_xx
- Gee! Thanks, Larkso! I think. 😆
You should be proud, lad~. Hold your Pickle high~.
- I'mm your ancestor's BEST STOOGE. 😆😆🤣🤣🫡🫡
↘️i am using the royal you.↘️ ↗️AS IN, I AM SERVICING THE ROYAL YOU.↗️ ↘️which means that i am servicing a royal, in general.↘️
--- |I dunno what those things are what is henchtroll and squire?| _____
- Hey, bro. I just wanted to let you know that the FUNNIEST thing off the nursery planet is going to be the mmomment when you realize that your dreamms are MY reality... 🤣🤣🤣 #PolishingHisHarpoonAsWeSpeak #HandlingIt
↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DREAM TO BE HEMODREDGE.↗️
- This "hemmodredge" gets to show his lowly nubs to the mmost royal warmmongers on this side of the mmost immperially relevant asteroid belts. And wait on themm Hand and nub, by the way. 😆😆 - Keep practicing, buddy. I'mm sure they'll take you off the bench sommenight. 😁😁😁👍👍👍
↘️you are utterly disgusting.↘️
- Yeah, bro. Sure. Disgusting to you. But who would I be to trust an indigo's discernmment over a freaking violet's? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - I know you're mmalding, bro. If you do yourself a favor and admmit it, I mmight even give the Orphaner mmy "regards" for you. 😆😆
I believe it~. I have seen what you are capable of~.
- Umm. Thank you, Sir Castio. PLEASE, don't mmention it. And by "it," I mmean, anything specific Pickles I Handled. 😆😆🤣👍
You should be proud, lad~. Hold your Pickle high~.
- Why'd he call her "Handy" though... 🤣🤣 #MeAndHatchmmate
- I'mm sorry. #HatchmmateAndMyself #PuttingWommenFirst
IT'S OKAY. BEHIND YOU IS ALSO A SOUND STRATEGIC POSITION.
I respect a man who puts women first~.
- Oh! I will. Respect whichever position you choose to take, Bosslady! 😆😆😀🫡