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20k kult celebration easter hopbeast outfit arrived this is much more revealing than i had been lead to believe
O-> There's No+t Much O+f A Ho+liday In My Universe But My Church Is Taking The Time To Ho+st A Small Gathering Fo+r Fun :)
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I am offering a small token for any questions directed tolight. A mini chocol8te egg or a caro8 altern8tive for those with chocol8te sensitivities, in exchange for a thoughtful, genuine question given to me today. The inquiry may span any su8ject; I welcome intellectual curiosity across disciplines. Incidentally, I recently encountered a Mituna who was loudly serenading the air with the lyric: “Coming out of my cave and I’ve 8een doing just fine. Gotta get out 8ecause I’ve 8een revived.” A curious refrain, and now it's stuck in my head. ::::/
-7 Every6ody 5ay thank you, women #grl 2-
√(I think this is the longest I've seen this place go without a bout of absolutely batshit hornyposting. Good job, team!)²
We glub and we don't judge. I've got a slice of cold pizza and it's t)(e best t)(ing I've )(ad all nig)(t. #weglubandwedontjudge #glubposting
♞♞♞♞♞ Wait this isn't a kXay. / 𓌳𓌳𓌳𓌳𓌳𓌳 Yay! / 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻 This one is like my quaXrantmate! \
Nothing, nothing! That's a completely normal thing for someone to say, after all. You liked it, you wanted to read more! 1+1=2 and all that.
You'd...want to read my writing? Willingly? On purpose?
:33 < WRITING CONTEST!!! Furr tonight's lack of festivities clawnsidering the #dayofrest sabath #eridanw33k s33ms to be holding after a.. rather generously title 'fiasco' yestpurrday, The Leijon Gossip Column would like to offurr a small challenge to pay the tithe to our lord @caligulasAquarium INTROMEWCING!!! THE #leijonwriting CHALLENGE!!! Here, mew may submit any purriece of writing under the previous hashtag, and given certain topics mentioned like #eridanw33k or #yaoi / #yuri, you may recieve specpurr points depending on how much I like their usage :3c Mew may get some kind of prize furr it, maybe acceptance as a spurrecial guest in an upcoming eridanw33k event? We'll figfurr it out together! PROMPT: (F33l fr33 to customize it! This is just an example) You're at a bar. It's late. You hear the bells of the door jingle as you stare d33p into the half empty drink before you, you don't even care who it is.. but then you f33l a touch on your arm. You look over. It's Eridan... What does he want? What do you do? Do you want him? He might want you.. Anyway, happy writing!
Hail anX well met young knave! \ I assume you're a knave, or a stablehanX, or other some such, anyhow. \ You look frienXly! /
W--E'R--E GOING TO B--E --EMPR--ESS--ES AND W--E'R--E GOING TO B--E ON--E )(UG--E GLUBBING )(APPY FAM--E--ELY!
EVERYTHING IS INCREDIBLE I LOVE THE EMPIRE AND THE EMPRESSES AND I CANNOT WAIT TO HAVE HUMAN MARRIAGE WRIGGLERS WITH @gutsyGumshoe @caligulasAquarium @originalRockerboy @archiveAddict @gullibleColumnist @articulatedClawtography @terminalComrade @golgothasTerror @gratuitousAnnuity @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @cuttlefishCrusher @assistMint @coralConviviality @twinArmaggetfucked @agamemnonsTheory#4800
(( Thank you to everyone who ParticiPated tonight and for all the laughs! #iwantCANdY #ERIdANweek @assistMint @gratuitousAnnuity httPs://i.imgur.com/ujmgmXC.Png
...Okay, I have one, 8ut this is kind of a secret, so don't go and spread it around. It is discussed in academic circles that Eridan was meant to 8e a prophesized hero of Hope with a gr8 destiny, 8ut rumors a8ound of a malicious and evil time-traveling wizard that thwarted said destiny from hatching. ...It's just a wiggler story, though.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooored
That's very thoughtful of you. - MC Oleana
#iwantcandy i really do but i cant promise that ill make it in time im sort of in a bind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0080.jpeg
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
I'll be abstaining from #IWantCandy, among other reasons, due to being in recovery. #Substance #GlucoseholicsAnonymous - MC Oleana
Company layoffs might be the way to go, if that's the case. - MC Oleana
this aint the wway to go about it kull score is DIRECTLY correlated to the amount a orphans you make in a day keep it up though
Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
as is befitting an evvent in wwhich three glistening boys rumbled and ranked themselvves in their owwn glistening excretions and a cigarette smoking fujoshi wwith tears in her eyes spanked them into eternal homoerotic compliance it ended the only wway it could wwith evveryone exploding #icame
how was rankma1d allowed to 1nterfere?? 1f anyone can just go up 1n the r1ng what was stopp1n some random dude from com1n up and shoot1n jake and d1rk w1th a r1fle?? would that have been counted as a w1n too...??? #er1danweek #er1danweak
if popcorn were a person id let it fuck me idc anymore
... I have been watching the wrestling match at #eridanweek in the far back. this is my kind of speed.
((losing my mind i fucking love wrestling and dirkjake and fucking cage matches this is awesome
I'll never understand wrestling and the 96sessi9n tr9lls have with it, truly. TW: #9pini9n
this is amazing.
= B(---> #getthatpick=eup #eridanweek
someone threw a fucking cake into the crowd.
FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
apostate there will be two human men wrestling covering in oil there tonight can we pick a different day to boycott it maybe tomorrow
@assistMint You have four hours.∞
IT WAS JUST A BRO MEET UP BETWEEN MUTUALISTIC PALS.
The mamas and the papas couldnt pry these jonesing eyes away from me and now i have all this hubbub following me HERE.
OH GOOD GRAVY.
:33 < A new confession! Let's cut right to the chase, shall we? A popping fan says - Ms. Leijon! I have infos for mew! (Good cat pun!) I saw famous TV personality Jake English holding hands with some nobody from a wrestling tv program by the name of Dirk Strider! They were going to an Olive Garden, and I think Mr. English was wearing something to make his already deliciously plump behind even bigger? Wow, what a good confession, folks! I dont know either of these two, but they sure do sound famous! What do you all think about this one? Is Dirk out of his league, or is Jake right where he wants to be? Leave your thoughts below!
You are welcome.
Don't let the 'haters' control the narrative, Mr. Tsurga. They simply wish to keep a future Twelve Star Man down.
who did you fiscally torture that sounds hillarious
someone kill this stupid ass hate bot its bllowing up my push notifs and hating EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE CONVERSATIONS
☆I'm no onƏ to spƏak on this but somƏtimƏs you havƏ to kƏƏp it profƏsional! Not ƏvƏryonƏ will likƏ pitch humour thƏ samƏ way you do ƏvƏn I know that☆
Thank God someone is speaking sense.
So very tragic.
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
Assaulting this tree has yielded me with 'wood' as a resource. I enjoy this- using violence as a means to progress forward. It mirrors the evolution of our kind, even if the method is quite inelegant. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9e1204df720.PNG
i'm so sleep deprived / but i wanna say / my friends and fans are amazing / i love you all so much / i wanna make the best art i can for each and every last one of you
I'm feeling charitable, so I'll give you exactly one more chance. Do not fail me. You have twenty four hours to bring me Blambi for the ClawSphere 2. Do not fail me.∞
↘️my coins.↘️
↗️YOU ARE IN HIS RECUPERACOON BUT I AM IN HIS HEDGE FUND REGULATING HIS INVESTMENT FUNDS.↗️
Did anyone else just see the CEO of Crockercorp rechitt certain... eXplicit materials.. on the timeline just now...? Just me? #StockAdvice - MC Oleana
POINT OF ORDER! ive always found it very amusing when we have limiting instructions for the jury. as ive never been a juror i have no idea what the exhibits look like when they get to them but there's something deeply amusing about picturing a printed-out screenshot of a trollian conversation and about half the messages have "DON'T USE THIS ST@TEMENT FOR THE TRUTH OF THE M@TTER @SSERTED" or something along those lines. have i ever mentioned how much i love hearsay exceptions
The word impossible spells I'M POSSIBLE 💯 daleee
im so sorry for your loss ]:F we will be all over julioh for you #benexttojulio #beUNdERjulio #beBEHINdjulio #beabovejulio #beinjulio
wE HAVE TO BE STRONG mINTYL,
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
hE'S DEAD mINTYL,
0kay im back and b07h she and 7he washer is fine. f0r n0w...
... Touché.
You know damn well that was not there.
~greetings from #eridanvveek https://files.catbox.moe/19vvkvv4.png
#nOTbURIEDiNrUBBLE,
>at #eridanweek this shit is fire w~ould rec~ommend<
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
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your honor i ate those spiders in my sleep with intention i wanted to
I can pr.o°vide .o°ne .o°f the tw.o° specifically the s.o°da p.o°pping
Did you procure Bambi for the PS2?∞
You're quite alright, Mr. Tsurga. We all fumble from time to time.
↗️ME TOO.↗️ ↘️literally so fortunate to be granted guidelines in investment and profile when it comes to Mr. Kerian.↘️ ↗️I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.↗️ ↘️but i know it will all be worth it because he said he will touch my inferior, physically waifish grabstump with his.↘️
Wonderful. Always happy to meet a new fan.
With enough social capital, effort and intelligence, anyone can become a Twelve Star Man. Having a subscription to Sideline Magazine helps.
ugh. back t𖦹 my w𖦹rk ....
A Twelve Star Man is a term I invented to describe the cream of the crop. The leaders of the world, the innovators, the disruptors. You understand.
got the kid a new mlp toy i hope this works as reimbursement https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488140559976497343/20260330_073726.jpg?ex=69cbb265&is=69ca60e5&hm=931b2122241e0970746b6bcb83c9a1f2095f2d24ac5519636026f76300829dfb&=&format=webp&width=1118&height=756
G.o°t s.o° much d.o°ne last day #sleepisf.o°rsuckers
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This is Hamifi Hekrix, signing on. Please be aware that my presence on Chittr is not an invitation to try and be "buddy buddy" with a Corporate representative. Professional inquiries and feedback about Corporate events are welcome, so long as you keep it civil. Remember, Corporate is here to help.∞
N.o° such thing even if s.o° that sh.o°uld have transcended awakeness yy.o°u must purge y.o°ur weakness
lets try this one on for size is anybody pleased wwith me
good got a new one lined up
love this guy https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488008175788625951/IMG_3673.png?ex=69cb371a&is=69c9e59a&hm=49d2c40d8f5060740ec46c8f7a9dfeac8e1768dafb2e0ad51d0c9e4956f636cb&
Drink m.o°re s.o°da
Can tae a while t.o°o. gegt used t.o° the effects as y.o°u can see I havec c.o°mpletely .o°vertaken and .o°verwhelmed the vibrati.o°ns and jitters y.o°u see the vvibrati.o°ns that .o°ccur fr.o°m caffeine and th.o°se fr.o°m sleep derivati.o°n are in perfect antiharm.o°ny cancelling .o°ut all.o°wing me t.o° be perfectl still with n.o° trem.o°ring
i will be sure to let you know.
↗️I WILL SEEK YOU OUT WHEN MY INVESTMENTS ARE RETURNED. MY PORTFOLIO IS LOOKING SOUND.↗️
↗️THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN RESPOND, THIS POST IS CLEARLY NOT ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️this is serious.↘️
↗️I AM SEEKING LEGAL CONSULTATION FROM ANY SOCIALLY PREDISPOSED TEALS WHO WISH TO ACCEPT BONDS AS PAYMENT.↗️ ↘️someone is editing my images to be unflattering in a smear campaign and i would like to see them either eradicated or corporally punished with some kind of blunt, intrusive object of my choosing.↘️
J-- ain't know what the damn deal J--s around ya, but ya sure J--'m gonna be a lookin real hard at whats goin on.
Good to put one's self out there, I'm told. If you're needing a pickle inspected--I'm your man!
@assistMint
↗️THANK YOU TSURGA.↗️
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
about flippin time
@terminallyCapricious#2753 YOU ARE PERMANENTLY CUT OFF FROM SUGAR.
i had a great time at the con / i only got recognized twice which is nice / i love my fans but sometimes i just wanna relax and be not famous
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the allegationsss that i DILUTE the sssludge that i sssell with FOREIGN ADDITIVESSS are COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED. that being sssaid, i recommend you refrain from consssuming my sssludge if you have an allergy to LUSSSUSSS MILK, BLOOD, or GENETIC MATERIAL.
#ImComing and I won't stop #Coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. #SignalBoost #Solidarity #GrassrootsMovement #SocialJustice - MC Oleana
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
#ImComing for #RealJustice - MC Oleana
I'm taking a sabbatical from Chittr, but not because I'm #Seething or because I'm #CrashingOut. I'm a very important troll who has a very important job that needs to get done. Goodbye and you may look forward to my return whenever I feel like it. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
↗️IF YOU HAVE TIME TO BE WRITING POINTLESSLY DISPARAGING POSTS ABOUT YOUR EMPIRICAL SUPERIORS, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE TIME TO BE FOCUSING YOUR EFFORTS INTO THINGS OF GREATER IMPORTANCE.↗️ ↘️the growl drones has been waffling all night, but i have run a great series of numbers and i know all of the final vestiges of my investments will make severe RETURNS and my vestibules will overflow with the ambrosia of my wealth.↘️ ↗️WHAT I'M SAYING IS, BASICALLY, I AM GAINFULLY EMPLOYED INSTEAD OF SUCKING MY TOUCHNUBS ABOUT.↗️ ↘️say.↘️ ↗️CLOWNS.↗️ ↘️follow in the path of my strutpods.↘️
8-> #RUMBLECOIN VALUE IS GOING INTERSTELLAR!
↘️i have nothing left.↘️
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
Well maybe n.o°t that far my truc can n.o°t make that tripp and even if it c.o°uld the c.o°st .o°f bi.o°fuel w.o°uld likel make any net gain marginal at best
Independent small Entrenepenurs stay winning f.o°rever
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰er #012 #oilingup. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/012.png
m.o°netarily .o°r interest-wise .o°r is m.o°netary intererst an inv.o°lved fact.o°r here a l.o°an taken .o°ut with this event as c.o°llalteral?
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #011 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/011.jpg
hAHA YES, tHANK YOU, aHAHA, iT MADE ME GIGGLE, wHILE i WAS, tYPING IT OUT,
kNOCK KNOCK, wHO, iS THERE AT MY, fRONT DOOR? oIL, oIL, wHO? wELL OIL BE MATE, iT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE, oI'VE SEEN YOU, GUV! #oILINGuP
yeah i dONT really talk about it much because i know its a little boring ANd dONT really get the business SIdE of it its more of a hobby since i WOULdNT know how to manage it if it were bigger
yo wait am i missin oil talk. i got so muc)( glubbin oil w)(en i ruled eart)( lol it was crawsome. got so muc)( $$$ fore it.
↘️my pen burst in my hand while i was calculating my losses and now i look like a scrub.↘️
thats the SOUNd i make when the oil sPrays me in the face
> why the fuck are we 01lp0st1ng
↗️I SOLD MY OIL SHARES YESTERDAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.↗️
oh thank GOOdNESS I just Paid a troll 3.70000 these oil sales are gonna helP me so much #yuP #imanoilbaron #keePolivesoutofdEBT #SPREAdthelove #oiluP
#oilingups far less appealing cousin #greasingup and his feeble little brother #sloppingup went to market for the title of best hashtag and clearly only one of those little piggies made it home #donotask
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
wOW, tHAT IS REALLY, cRAFTY LIKE, iN TERMS OF, cARPENTRY SKILLS! i'M GLAD YOU'VE MADE, a NICE AND CHILL, FRIEND,
C.o°nsider if instead .o°f wanting t.o° be slippery y.o°u want actually n.o° I can't d.o° this in g.o°o.d c.o°nscience stick t.o° the .o°il y.o°u freaks d.o° n.o°t desecrate s.o°da like this
hello is there a picture you meant to attach to this chit sometimes images do not work so im asking just in case you meant to add an image to add some context to this chit hello just letting you know
8-> MY SECRET AGENTS IN THE BLOCKCHAIN MINES TELL ME THAT #BOSSBABYCOIN IS SHADOW DROPPING TONIGHT, AND FOR BEING A FOLLOWER OF MINE I'M LETTING YOU IN ON THIS TRADE SECRET! GET READY AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR FOLKS! DON'T GET LEFT IN THE DUST!
its gone its all gone wworthless
(( every single non-intermission friend clover makes gets funnier. - shitpeta - mom lalonde - the rankmaid - orphaner fucking dualscar never in my ten years of writing this dude have so many non-midnight city people entertained his whimsies. i'm thriving.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LOVE TO LOVE HATING THAT I LOVE THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
↗️THIS IS IN YOUR NATURE, PROBABLY.↗️
🜂 | A wise troll once said...the market is the source of limitless energy to ensure everlasting prosperity. it is my purpose, my duty, my destiny! 🜂 | Now. 🜂 | I don't know about you. but that does NOT sound like the kind of guy i would want to get on the badside of. which is why you are so clever and analytically gifted to identify the MARKET as the greater purpose it is. the thing about the grind is. it doesn't matter how many sweeps you have LEFT. what matters is that you're willing to do anything and EVERYTHING with the ones you have to put you LIGHTSWEEPS away from the competition. 🜂 | That way. they'll never catch up. they'll never stop what you started. they'll all be stuck seeing for the rest of their tacky stupid insignificant lives how wrong they were about you about the planet about everything. 🜂 | Their Darkest Days will be ahead of them. while your brightest. will be behind you. like a rocket. propelling you ever onwards. 🙂 🜂 | Mutual follow, pal. i respect your candor. if you ever need a cover letter or a compelling reference for a MACROC LLC internship...you let my secreterrorist know! HAHA~ 🌹 #Chairministrangling #MakingConnections #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #✊ 🟢💦 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is PUMPED UP!
WHAT IS PTO. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING TIME OFF.
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:+> [Smoke break.] #substance https://i.postimg.cc/SK7KSRrT/IMG-6408.png
wwhat you need is to load up on #amporacoin
[m1dbl00d sustenance.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/h0dt0g.png]
he's gonna turn you into a little green stain.
Øtherr FLARRPerrs herre. What's yøurr class? I play a [Frrøntline Vanguarrd]. Prretty surre we have a [Petticøat Seagrrift] arrøund this site tøø.
damn. here i th~ught *i* were a b~~tlicker. have s~me dignity, y~u l~~k like y~u have s~methin t~ hide.
u tryna make up fore yuor mistep )(u)( eelmao
CHITGPT CULL THAT PURPLE PRICK WITH THE STUPID SCARF. - MC Oleana
>([i may b unemployed an stupid an on a govt watc#list an lowkey gay too but even so]
I THINK WE COULD STAND TO KILL FEWER PEOPLE AS A SOCIETY. I'M NOT SAYING THE NUMBER HAS TO BE ZERO. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT SHOULD BE. I JUST THINK THE IDEAL NUMBER IS LOWER THAN IT IS NOW.
I’m Still Searching For LaWyers, We Can Help Each Other Out, Truly.
tonight the Es stand for enthralling everlasting and estrogen
HEY @caligulasAquarium YXU PAID ME TX CHANGE THE DATES XF MY EVENT, YXU DIDN'T PAY ME FXR THE RIGHT TO USE MY HASHTAG FXR YXUR XWN WXRTHLESS EVENT FXR IDIXTS. #IMCOMING? MXRE LIKE #IMCOMING FXR YXUR ASS YXU WET SNIVELLING FISHSTICK. YXU'LL BE HEARING FRXM MY LEGISLACERATXRS. - MC Oleana
Wait... what happened to my tag? #ImComing? - MC Oleana
↘️exactly.↘️
↘️the severity of my disgust cannot be understated.↘️
↗️LITERALLY DESERVED.↗️ ↘️if you can't be passionately embroiled in your job, you need to be reduced to some kind of biological drivel, like a stain or large puddle. or you should be beaten with a cane or folded umbrella, or some kind of other blunt and punishing instrument.↘️ ↗️THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS SAYING.↗️
Yes... I never liked him anyway. - MC Oleana
My €ompany would benefit from more trolls like you.
↗️IF I SEE THE TAG #FUNEMPLOYED AGAIN, I MAY BE SICK ALL OVER MY NEW LASER POINTER.↗️ ↘️direct yourself to goregle and look up positions for bottom feeders and lowlives who still suckle from their lusii's lowhanging mammaries.↘️ ↗️THERE WILL BE AT LEAST SEVEN JOB APPLICATIONS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, SPECIFICALLY.↗️
I think I have the perfect profile banner.
proud to announce that amporacoin by @lucrativveWWaste wwill hereby be accepted currency at #eridanwweek #imcoming
yea
this is an advanced music recommendation but check out this footwork https://soundcloud.com/repair_kit/raw-time
It's subjective. Except for Weird Al, Weird Al is the physical constant that defines good music. I saw it in national geographic kids' magazine -Sent from my Paul
↘️i will outlive you by sweeps you can't even fathom, and i'll still be working.↘️
↗️I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.↗️
https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/2hnMS47jN0etw\/FPzYk11f?si=4B\/-sDI5RMq\/8Q7nBkjIiw///
i.have.seen.too.many.lowblood.posts.on.this.website. we.lowbloods.and.or.midbloods.are.not.meant.for.leisure.time.we.are.meant.to.find.freedom.in.our.mandatory.servitude. this.is.a.popular.opionion.that.most.share.and.if.you.do.not.share.it.you.are.the.odd.one.out.not.me.i.am.a.normal.lowblood.or.midblood
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27e11faa807a.png
You're rather impatient, aren't you? A greedy little grub? All things in due time. - MC Oleana
>([t#inking of getting into walking around t#e place w/ a candle on a candle #older wearin a floppy cap an nig#tgown askin w#o goes t#ere]
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
....what is this feeling.... is this what Pity is hes so SAd and Pathetic this is <><><><><><><><><><><><>
good luck! :D
@assistMint
As we say our goodbyes to the month of March, we at Macro Cullsmos are holding an online eXclusive event for the neXt week! Just chit the hashtags #MacroMarch and #ImComing to participate! - MC Oleana
Oh, right, Mint... You were the only one who could make a sludge latte without burning the milk. - MC Oleana
If I had any pickles with which handling was necessary y.o°u w.o°uld surely be my first ch.o°ice I l°o.o°ked t.o°
impressive! i'll keep you at the top of my contacts list 4 whenever i have a hard pickle to handle,
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
Wait, are you the one who brought me my energy sludge? - MC Oleana
It's impossible to get a good energy sludge around this place. #RiseandGrind #SuccessMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
>([u just dont know w#at ur missing out on wit# ya frail waifis# figure ill lend you one of my #oodies youll like it]
I HAVE PLANTED SOME. BOMBS. :-)
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
what did you do?
Should I be drafting your defense?
yeah youre doomed good luck
people actually want me to be happy??????
@archiveAddict Enjoy the shorts.
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.
#charms clovers, (yes, you have no idea how many jokes i put up with, and no, this is not my 'favorite') is more of a wildcard than anythin'. we usually say we're clovers four folks when we know we're feelin' somethin', but we don't got words four it. it's good four, you know, not getting all in a tizzy about boxes that don't fit. once something becomes definable as something else, it's not clovers anymore- but it's pretty common four a clover to *stay* a clover when you find someone who you have a truly unique dynamic with. https://i.ibb.co/LzQLqXSB/image.png
YOU TWO $HOULD $PADE$ IT OUT
please reconsider. please.
My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave
bonus points if ya got da sparkle shit on
OPENING ARGUMENT! the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and beasts are all a distraction. they're a test. you need to network and build your business portfolio
◥▶◀◤ -->I am listening to the rumbling of my wicked f▒▓▒ing gnarly ear drums as I maneuver my tympanic membrane through sheer force of well
i still can't believe itchy wants to be in a trove with me :)
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
Snap Out Of It ‼️
Not Your Fault
I’m going to kill you for real #WorksEverytime
JUSTICE 振り返らずゆこう 今、始まりの世界からRESTART #MORE_UNNECESSARY_SONG_LYRICS_FOR_YOUR_FUCKING_UQUIZ #LYRICS_RELATED
I've been a city boy my whole life. I like to see life built on top of itself.
plus 2 eridans
the masses are up in arms ovver my divvisivve decree on imposin plus 2 or minus 2 eridans in the replies on chittr and as such havve (yet again for long time followwers) hijacked my airship and are raining the wwrath of a million dead angels on my hivve this is NOT a cry for help these im good at rememberin faces and these garbage eatin landlickers are gettin their lususes executions EXPEDITED
think it's covered, thanks mintyl.
Dunno How Jades Do It, I Think If I Saw A Grub Irl I'd Scream
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
ugh, someone tell me how to put images in posts.
I have to go prep for my hunt this morning. Have a blessed night everyone. Ego sum ira Domini.
🎦 where tf are my #scootergang soldierz at on this site for real!!!| https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01464.gif
I'm Just Pissed Off Today 🤬
thank you, run to the store and pick up 50 jars, shrillo's brand.
just got a text. "he's gonna get me." #whatdatmean
there are schmucks on here posting their shirtless mirror pics and getting likes. kind of embarrassing. couldnt be me. i rely on my ravw charisma and intellectual provwess to get people to like me. evwen though i do havwe a massivwe and chiseled six pack under my shirt that is sculpted AND glistening. just saying.
what if it's literally regarding pickles??? lmfao
Right? Sometimes, when you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
>([s##### just go wit t#e flow brot#er i got t#at grindset package on t#e way rn]
rankmaid-sensei is overjoyed to see so many KUDOS ❤︎ on "all eyes on us"! keep an eye out for chapter two! gomen for the cliff hanger
── ✦ TRANSGENDER W⚢MEN I H⚢PE Y⚢U HAVE ALL THE ACCESS T⚢ ESTR⚢GEN Y⚢U WANT F⚢REVER. I H⚢PE Y⚢U EXPERIENCE A BEAUTIFUL FUTURE AS THE W⚢MAN Y⚢U WERE ALWAYS MEANT T⚢ BE. D⚢N'T EVER LISTEN T⚢ THE MATRIARCHY TRUTHERS.
Oh yeah. It's all coming together.
I am zo very zmartz https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Smart.gif
>([cant #andle my pickle wit#out me catc#ing some kinda feelins you feelin me]
>([dont you dare undercut #ow important my pickle #andler is to me]
It’s a deal. Believe me — if you’re looking for help, you’re in the right place. 100% winrate, after all. Don’t hesitate to reach out when you are in need of my expertise. *____
Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.
wwell this is true
Yes it actually helps way more than that other baloney up top.
I also take a swig from my 40.
Whenever i get the pre-show jitters i always think of the folks at home and remember to give it my all! I deliver my coldest one two haymakers to my foes and its all for you out there in the audience...
We're trained in shorthand!
When your client perishes in a freak accident before you can officially move to courtblock but it’s fine because they were lowkey guilty and now you still have an unmarred win rate >>>>
~° It sounds like you might have a pickle yourself. ~°
>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]
Goodz ztraight out the oven at the Baker'z Douzen! Bzz bzz!
>([t#ats w#at im fucking talking about babyyyyyyyy blast my pickle smoove off]
True facts sh.o°wing yet an.o°ther reas.o°n carb.o°nated bubbly drinks are the m.o°st superi.o°r
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just reading a book. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fdc044d0399.png
It's always nice to see a go-getter attitude! More people need your spark. Ego sum ira Domini.
welp! time to scroll through everything i missed! SPECIFICALLY from people i am following NOT the everything tab. never again.
>([lowkey s#e ate wit# t#is one ngl]
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
how many pickles can you handle at once?
i might have overslept.
99.2% 2ure all of you are clIInIIcally IIn2ane
[UNCLASSIFIED] Interested in receiving updates on this piece of work.
i t think... i s should e eat something.
aIn't nOtHiNg bEtTeR ThAn a gOoD CuDdLe sEsSiOn aFtEr mEsSiN Up a mOtHeR FuCkErS FaCe pAiNt. ShIt mAkEs yOu fEeL AlL WaRm aNd gIdDy iN ThE DeEpEsT PaRtS Of yOuR MiRtH HoLe. WhO'S FeElInG Me? :o)
Wagon Wheel Watusi
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
i like dem aquatic shaped snack joints i think more things otter be nautical themed
awww shell yeah
i know it was already sorta fucked up that weve got peeps on earth sea on here chatting asynchronously with trolls from the end of the empire but its R-E-ELY fucked that we got folks from the glubbin ye olden times on here too
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personally id wwin if i wwas faced wwith that thing
I Am On The Stephen Trollbert Show Tonight ‼️
Of ccourse itt's okay, sweettheartt! You and your moirail draw tthose lines, no one else. ✨
WHY'$ THE FLE$H LOWKEY HOTTER THAN THE MACHINE?
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE DOING A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN JUST KISSING MY MOIRAIL HOMIE I CAN'T LIE
Don't think I've forgotten ⌂bout the mount⌂in of commissions for bespoke pieces, trolls. I'm ⌂lw⌂ys keeping p⌂ce: the definition of depend⌂ble. ⌂nd to ⌂ll newcomers here—welcome! W⌂nt ⌂ work of extr⌂ordin⌂ry bre⌂dth, sure to reson⌂te e⌂ch ⌂nd ⌂ny of the four known qu⌂dr⌂nts down to the very right ⌂ngles? Or simpler? How ⌂bout ⌂ custom-scribed celebr⌂tory sl⌂m for your ⌂lterni⌂n stickb⌂ll te⌂m's gr⌂nd triumph? Hey, m⌂ybe you're incur⌂bly shit ⌂t FL⌂RP ⌂nd need c⌂tchy lines to go with your culler moves—on dem⌂nd? PM for det⌂ils. F⌂ir r⌂tes. #inviol⌂teprinciples
gap moe purplebloods posting about blood and guts while having cute emojis in their quirks!
chtitr y does wter not leave stains? i askd myn friend alex and she didnt asnwr me y did it evlve that way?
~° Well I got a matesprit through Chittr, so this is now officially the best social media site. #nsfw #matespritship #flushed ~°
i need a dislike buttØn. nØt the hate buttØn, but Øne that can let them knØw i didnt like it.
-- Normalize Girls Sleeping On The Floor Whereever They Want #theyrejusttired #asgirlstendtobe
WELL PERSONALLY I CANNOT WAIT TO WORK TONIGHT IN FACT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT SO MUCH I AM WORKING AS I LOWER MYSELF INTO MY RECOUPERACOON
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Four Kingdoms Party tonight decided to vote with the ruling party of @potusOfficial in more than fifteen amendments to my bill, which is due to be debated and voted on Friday. It now reads as: "That the Great Hall requires the President of Earth C to trigger the Intergalactic Council's Bill of Interplanetary Rights: Article X, Clause 9; in wishing to block Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt. This challenge, in wishing to protect Earth C's best interests on the interplanetary stage, will instil a leader, chosen by the people of Earth C at a later date."
(I've been recommended this place by a dear friend and I must say it is certainly... interesting. Nonetheless, good evening everybody! :> I hope to make your acquaintance. Or not if you don't wish to! I'm not quite sure how often I'll post here... but I'll try!)
I know you want what's on my mind and it eats you up from the inside! And that's the Alpocalypse. You know? All we'll do is have some fun. I know I'm not the only one! Your whole existence is flawed, and being apart of us will only get you closer to god! Despite all of our rage, we're just rats in a cage. And we can redirect that rage into a new purpose! And we can say together... black hole sun, won't you come? #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse #TheAlpocalypse
#roxysblinditems royal blooded guy in da ocean says hes an #incel but its all for show so that no one knows he has a massive collection of precious moments he spent his entire inheritnance on
like THIS post and i will write a #Blinditem about u #manifacturingdrama #publicscrutiny #paparazzi
yooo whomever im neck and neck with, get bent.
I'm back bitches. miss me?
=[]< ohhh yeah i haven't shared this here!! X> me and my bong #MyBong <3 ((ooc: art by inkynewt on artfight!)) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/68383324_PXm3izdhtDScq8L.png #drugs #substances
~° There are multiple things I should probably be doing. However, Chittr. ~°
girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
I've ◇one it for ♡I♤ ROYAL FLU♤♡ ♤o many time♤ t♡at I my♤elf ♡ave grown to love it.
They're calling it "the finest argument ever imagined in the shower." I won flawlessly.
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_photoshoot.png some cute isowated shots of twagan fwom a coupwe diffewent photoshoots !!! twagan thinks its fun to dwess up in stuff they wouwdnt nowmawwy weaw ....... and it hewps that twagan wooks weawwy weawwy good in aww sowts of cute cwothes !!!!!! X333
WHAT? HAH. BET YOu WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT ONE. I TOO CAN PLAY CHICKEN. BuT WHEN I PLAY MY SPECIAL VARIENT OF THAT COCK SuCKING GAME. THAT JuICY GAMEY HEN HuNTING LITTLE VENTuRE. I ACTuALLY TAKE THE ENTIRE THING, FEATHERS AND ALL, STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF MY THROAT. AND PuLSATE. I GuRGLE ON THAT BITCH. BOCK BOCK. I WIN. YOu LOSE.
I START MY DAY. THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS END IT. WITH ANOTHER'S LIFE. TAKEN. BY MY HANDS. BuT YOu DON'T HAVE TO BE A RuTHLESS. TOuGH AS BALLS. SWEATY. MuSCuLAR. EASY-ON-THE-EYES. FRANKLY. FuCKING AMAZING GuY LIKE ME. TO KNOW THAT SOMETIMES IN LIFE. BEING A BROKIE BITCH. WITHOuT A PAIR OF DIMES. TO RuB BETWEEN EACH FINGER. IS NO WAY TO BE. SO STARTING NOW. I AM OFFERING FREE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. FINANCIAL ADVICE. IF YOu GET SuED. FOR uSING THESE TACTICS. IT IS YOuR OWN BITCH FAuLT. THAT YOu WON SO HARD. YOu MADE PEOPLE MAD. BANKRuPT THEIR CORTISOL INHIBITORS. RAIDED THEIR GENES. REGRESSED THEIR BLOODLINE. AND MADE THEM. HIDEOuS. ASS SMACKING NEANDERTHALS KNOW-IT-ALLS. WHO THINK. THEY KNOW BETTER THAN YOu. WITH THEIR FANCY SuITS AND TIES...HHNGG...AND CuFFLINKS...AND...CARESSING...GLOVED HANDS...MMF..MMMMFFFM...
Every few. posts i scroll through i hear the. honks. I see them staring. back at me. Dude they fucking know they. know i tarnished their. wicked elixir by. flamekissing it with my baking cube until volatile #theyknow #concerning
Moirail ggott me a ccoffee! #ggoals #moirailposttingg #quadposttingg
i have something to say but i don't know if people are prepared to hear it.
Pro Tip, Allow A Wild Lusus To Dig Through Your Trash And They Will Most Likely Take The Corpse.
i do this every night and i only slam my head in the wall for 20 minutes! #healthygoals
The ttime of nigghtt where my ccoworker knoccks bacck ttwo energgy drinks #sure
FEELIN HUNGRY. SCRATCH MY BACK KID
SINGING THE ALTERNIAN ANTHEM ISN'T PASSING THE TIME BUT THE ZESTUM STILL ADORES DOING IT.
——↑t's go↑ng to be a long n↑ght ↑n the stud↑o. ↑'ve got a whole Spaml↑ cup full of honey coffee (red emp↑re brand, my favor↑te!) But ↑'m soooo exc↑ted to be work↑ng on a new album for you all, so ↑t's totally worth ↑t!-->
hod dog 🤤🤤🤤🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤤🤤🌭🌭🌭🤤🤤🌭🌭🌭🤤🤤🤤🌭🌭🌭🌭🤤🤤🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🌭🌭🌭🌭🤩🤩🤩🤩
i heard today is national puppy day. is this like horses where every dog's birthday is celebrated on the same day? do i need to go get a gift for one of my friends?
guys im hosting a massive party on earth c in a few months im gonna let folks rsvp ahead of time hit me up if youre interested alternate timeline folks are allowed for once im feeling generous
I am mortified
~° I wouldn't call the troll currently trying and failing to figure out how to pass the time inside an oversized purse "resourceful". You can do better. ~°
tas3rKind you can n3<3r b3 too car3ful with cr33ps th3s3 days lol
Riflekind! I like to think I’m quite good with it! ♡☆♡
~° Knifekind. I'm skilled enough to throw a knife that pins a troll to a wall by their clothes without drawing blood. ~°
You know, I ask myself this question quite frequently, and the answer often changes dependent on my mood, but what 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮 counts as a red flag these days? Opening it up to the court of public opinion.
hehe ...... twagan hopes theiw matespwit is doing okie dokie wight now ........... hes soooooooooo coow and mystewious ..........
/\ /\ || || >•w•< (Kismesis to matesprit doomed yuri…)
~° Maybe he was leaving you or himself an out. Like "oh, you're probably too independent to want me though, I get it, no big deal". He could be into you but not want to come on too strong. ~°
my nickname in college was helpful handy
Just ignore him, he’ll get tired after a tantrum or two.
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