Calder Kerian
@grandioseSaturation
Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries. Invest in Mamacoin.
My word, the general intelligence of the website has dipped below usual parameters today, hasn't it? Concerning, seeing as its usually in the red as it is.
↘️we are seeing an all time low in IQ and generalized pan-based resources.↘️
Quite. How dire.
It's been some time, hasn't it? Good evening, Chittr. Not much has changed on my end, I remain in my Land, traversing, building, solving inane 'puzzles'. Truly heinous, and truly boring. But I have some time now between being beset upon by beasts most foul. So I thought I'd check in on you all, as thoroughly dented in the noggins as most of you are.
Good God, the timeline is as much of a cesspool as I remember it being.
🜲 Well ⚜ren't you just ⚜ interesting little specimen! ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
No thank you. I've had my quite my fill of mad scientist types. Run along now.
As little as I think of you, you still manage to rise leagues above the generic trash that litters the gutter pool of the Chittr main timeline.
🜲 M⚜d scientist? I'm ⚜ 🜲! Very different. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
...Indeed. I'm not finding it in myself to care for the details.
For those engaging in #MatespritMonday : You do know that flaunting your quadrants makes you look pathetic? Insecure. Anyone with a truly stable relationship wouldn't need to be tossing it all over the timeline, desperately seeking approval from the gormless masses. What do you expect the rest of the website to say to you? "Oh congratulations! Oh haven't you done well!" Entirely self serving and attention seeking. If you have time to be posting such frivolities then you have time to actually be spending time with your loved ones? Or, Kheparia forbid, get a job and attend it.
↘️hhyes.↘️
I find the '''arts''' of comedy very droll. Truly, I just don't think it would have been that funny.
...Indeed. Well, on your way then. I'm sure you've plenty of chortles and guffaws to attend.
How do I get out of this thread? I'm lost and scared and confused.
I'll do it for you by making this my last reply. Adieu.
Sorry you have nobody to love—
Factually incorrect.
@timaeusTestified Open your DMs to me. I wish to have a conversation.
Did…did you tag the right Dirk?
Ugh. Likely not. My apologies.
It happens, dude. There are only fifty billion of us.
↗️I HAVE DONE A CURSORY BACKREAD OF THIS EXCHANGE AND I AM HERE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT ON BEHALF OF THE↗️ ↘️ever generous and perpetually wealthy↘️ ↗️MISTER CALDER.↗️ ↘️you have shown your hand in a disgusting display of vitriol that is literally only befitting a severe social inferior such as yourself.↘️ ↗️MADE AN ABSOLUTE FOOL ON THE TIMELINE LIKE BEING A FIRST CLASS IDIOT IS YOUR FULL TIME JOB.↗️ ↘️which is likely is.↘️ ↗️THE THIRD HORN THAT EXTENDS FROM YOUR EMPTY THOUGHTCAVERN MUST HAVE GROWN IN PLACE OF YOUR THINKSPONGE.↗️ ↘️this is just shameful for you.↘️ ↗️AS A MEDDLING TEAL THAT FAR DOWN ON THE BLUE HUE GRADIENT, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO GROVEL.↗️ ↘️when to submit.↘️ ↗️WHEN TO BOW YOUR HOLLOW PANBONE OUT OF A FIGHT AND RETREAT INTO YOUR MISINFORMATION CAVE AND REPENT.↗️ ↘️mister calder is not a loser with no underclassmen to call him boss.↘️ ↗️NOR IS HE THE SOCIALLY INEPT SOCIALITE YOU ARE PROUDLY↗️ ↘️and falsely↘️ ↗️PROCLAIMING HIM TO BE.↗️ ↘️he is an amazing, generous, ruthless, profane boss superior with enough businessense in his shortest prong to send you filing class seven bankruptcy↘️ ↗️ENOUGH CLASS AND STAMINA AND PHYSICAL PROWESS TO SEND YOU REELING BACK INTO THE CRETIN HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF.↗️ ↘️you are literally a disgrace upon your castename.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE EMBARASSED TO KNOW YOU IF I WAS ONE OF YOUR PERIPHERAL ACQUAINTANCES AND I SAW THIS EXCHANGE.↗️ ↘️there is still time to repent.↘️ ↗️WITHDRAW YOUR SLANDEROUS STATEMENTS AND RETRACT YOUR STUPIDITY POSTHASTE↗️ ↘️and maybe he will mercifully cull you instead of chaining you to the hindwall of his new world officerena, when he has completed all of his rites and trials and ascended the throne as a new planetary ruler.↘️ ↗️LAUGHING OUT LOUD.↗️
Interesting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a797deddea86.PNG
Good man.
Hey I know her—
So I've heard.
https://i.ibb.co/KjsWbFsk/7edb57dbfb0d1da7c181402d83afff82.jpg
↘️no response, just a nonsense picture.↘️ ↗️GO FIGURE.↗️
WHO EVEN ARE YOU?????????
Excellent work, Mr. Aiaray.
↘️you are illiterate, no wonder you have no issue authoring these detestable statements.↘️ ↗️IT LITERALLY SAYS WHO I AM ON EVERY POST.↗️ ↘️wrothe aiaray.↘️ ↗️HIS RIGHT EXTENSION.↗️ ↘️his right prong man.↘️ ↗️HIS SILLY HOPBEAST.↗️
I'm not calling you that.
↘️okay he does not call me that.↘️
The fact of the matter is that so many of you are so desperate for attention that you are debasing yourselves right in front of my morning salad. Did you do it? Did you scramble and claw for the one 'like' react you wanted? Are you framing it? Should we tell The Rankmaid?
This is the claw for attention factory, man. We're all doing it.
Perhaps you are. Some of us have much better things to do.
Like post about how you don't like people posting for attention, in order to get attention?
It would not have mattered to me either way. You chose to reply, Mr. Dracon.
It is not required.
X Who the fuck has a salad for breakfast? Tf x
That's what you take issue with here?
X You have like way better options to start yo day and you’re going with a bland ass salad x
It isn't bland, it has a blend of flavors and most importantly - its healthy.
Of animals oftenmost kept as pets, I think ants are probably the most noble. A million minds all working towards one common goal? Self sufficient? Stalwart warriors? Marvelous.
approvved!
Industri.o°us I m.o°del myself after such as was my lusus thanm y.o°u f.o°r y.o°ur kind w.o°rds highbl°o.o°d
You are welcome.
Dogs are also capable of doing the same—
...They really aren't.
@terminallyCapricious#2753 STOP QUAD REACTING MY POSTS! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT!
I'm going to have a pusher attack at this rate.
First time?
SHUT UP!
JAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNEEEEEEEEEEE #BackTehHellOff #GetOFFOfHer
#NowPlaying Frank Sinatra - That Old Black Magic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg19knoOqF0
A slight delay in TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. #totaldramaisland #tdi @starPower Our beloved host has been BRUTALLY MAIMED in an assassination attempt by some bad actors gunning (quite literally, hoo!) for this production's downfall. Not even this charming dreamboat's namesake sponsored hairspray could shield his dome from a spray of nefarious projectiles. Chryss was healed posthaste, obviously, but like the bonafide Trollywood whiner he is, his contract of employment came with AMPLE allowance for time away from set in the case of his grievous injury. So we'll just be fine-tuning the sets and challenges in the meantime. Stay tuned!
Wh- what. Why tf would people wanna kill that guy like. What.
Our sentiments exactly, dear viewer!
Nah like. There's so many better people to assassinate. Im so confused.
(V)(',,')(V) ohhh what the FARTTTTTT omg
I assure you he'll be quite fine! Despite his ALLEGED pain and suffering.
#NowPlaying Rom M - Turncoat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dleStvK6Ouw
((highkey, didnt know Rom M had music for vast error, thats cool as hell!
(( I am always thinking about Faux Dramatica - Its VE's best album ))
((hell yeah, ill absolutely be takin a listen to it soon!
Getting quite sick of this whole 'dingy cave' thing now. Perhaps I should look into avenues for exploring other player's worlds.
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I believe I have recovered from my...Episode. Thank you, everyone, for bearing with the silence. I'm on the mend, as it were.
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... are you okay? }ónò{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I'm on my way to it, yes.
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL will be sponsored by Crockercorp and air exclusively on the Bettybroadcast Worldwide network (BBW). You have until May 1st to get your auditions in, at which point we will announce the final cast! We will begin live broadcasting on May 11. Please *Read* and fill out the attached form to audition. https://forms.gle/4LzUEzdjbB3ijuqD8 #totaldramaisland
I'd apply but that'd piss m'off t'get \/\/0ted on.
Hoo! Oh, I presume it would. Come, now. You're alive and well. You certainly have some years of wisdom on these youngsters. Why so shy?
Is there still the rule on godtiers/god like people not being able to join?
ssony playstation
Lik£. woah.
Okay, bars. W for Kerian.
Thats nice man—