Calder Kerian
@grandioseSaturation
Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries.
I am dreadfully glad I don't eat sweets.
A decent haul for today, I believe. I will play more another time. Now, I have meetings I must attend. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f0f7be886e.PNG
<body> ** the man killed a glow squid and didn't even brag about it. legend. </body>
I think ya got an arrow in your junk dud3
A glow squid? Oh, that explains the ink sacs I suppose. I just found those laying on the floor.
<body> ** the man looted a glow squid's body and didn't even know it. unlegend. but not antilegend. yet. </body>
I fell down a large hole which I'm not entirely sure how I'll get out of, but I did find what I now know is diamonds- *very* interesting. It seems I can craft tools from this. Very, very nice. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40c2d3947a4.PNG
Even placing blocks made noise. Why is it getting dark. My vision. #CalderPlaysMinecraft
As I walked past it, that thing with the flagellum *chirped*. Something is listening for my footsteps. I must tread carefully... #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9387c9cee4.PNG
It truly is like a blight...Something about this unnerves me greatly. But I must press on. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2db53f5badd.PNG
<body> ** be very, very quiet. as quiet as you can. crouch everywhere. you can trust me on this. </body>
Some of you are entirely too comfortable posting your sexual escapades directly onto the timeline.
I have no intention of doing that, I know it would be a fool's errand. You all just lack decorum.
What on Repiton is *that*? It's...glowing and shimmering in the darkness. It looks like a blight. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ed7341dc68b.PNG
Au revoir, ugly. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724cad35b44.png
Doon't burn that! Yoo need it foor enchanting yoour gear!!
Ah, good. Something to cast this awful rock into. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35a1cc4bd6cc.PNG
Gold, I presume? An utterly worthless metal, but at the very least it looks nice. I shall pick up just a bit of it, I believe. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1dd6c1f26cc.PNG
<body> ** shitass metal for sure. it's only really useful for trading, but even then, you can highkey just not do trades and get by fine, lol. or you can make a clock. </body>
Goold isn't entirely useless, yoo can use them foor trading with piglins when yoo eventually get too the nether 0u0
A clock may be useful. But otherwise, yes, it seems to have just as much value as it does on Repiton.
#NowListening Mystery Skulls - Every Note https://youtu.be/iuAd0QIipMA?si=9FOpu0MPPS2SudVD
Ugh, what an absolutely abhorrent color. I despise these dark blues. It's only recently that light blue has been redeemed for me. I shall cast this into the darkest pit I can find. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b4711b0d7d95.PNG
Why is it only today that I'm getting fed good ideas? Yes, that's exactly what I shall do.
There's a secret ending you can only unlock if you throw it in the lava while you are also in the lava. Just informing you.
Considering I know what happens to trolls in lava in real life, and that I've already been burned once by 'epic pranks' [sic], I think I will choose to believe this is one of those.
I have discovered a new type of stone called 'Deepslate' by digging quite far down. It is a pleasing darker grey than the regular stone, and the noise it makes when broken is equally pleasing. This is so far my favourite block. #CalderPlaysMinecraft
Deepslate is really gooood foor builds! Yoo shoould try building soomething oout oof it. ^u^
A simple six foot one inches in regards to my height. Perfectly normal, as far as I'm aware.
A Six Foot Tall Fuchsia Is Possibly The Strangest SeeMing Thing I've Seen On Here.
I'm not a fuschiablood. Fuschiabloods are extinct. Here, anyway, they seem to be doing just fine Alterniaside.
Back at it once more. I intend to see today how deep this world truly goes. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/286a19c7ca99.PNG
oh is it not shovelforge? my mystake! i wyll styll be lookyng for the posts though because the game's style is very similar and thus nostalgic.
I do not know what that is. I am playing Minecraft as recommended to me by a dedicated chittr follower.
I see everyone is starting to recover from their night of debauchery. Hopefully this will teach at least some of you a lesson in restraint, though I highly doubt it.
nah man that shit ro(ked
Judging by how many are groaning in agony and hoping to private their chittrs, I think that might be a 'you thing'.
7ou know what, 7ou (ould be right. i AM built different
...What the hell happened while I was away? #eridanweek
You must understand that when saying that it only makes one worry further.
Just know this You have proven you are far smarter and better then everyone by not showing up
Well that was a given. For as much respect as I have for Crockercorp and the events it puts on...I felt that this one could only spell doom for me.
Sigh. Another night where I don't find something that makes wine taste good. I suppose I can strike steamed hams off of the list...
✿ i heard cheese is good but u gotta get a real stinker of a cheese
#NowPlaying Troll Frank Sinatra - Fly Me To The Moon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1rAHgn31-g