Calder Kerian
@grandioseSaturation
Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries. Voted Repiton's most influential bachelor twice over.
Now Listening: Hell To Your Doorstep Performed by Thomas Borchert for The Count of Monte Cristo. https://youtu.be/mHDE_P4mAzA?si=6H3Dy3sCX9QzIS71
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! classy ᴹ:)
Much appreciated.
I've been thinking of re-establishing Sideline in the Alternian empire, now that I am able to traverse it, as well as on Earth-C once I make my way over.
For a website that insists upon a certain age bracket before being allowed to create an account, a large quantity of you certainly act like wrigglers. Why are you as a grown troll/human/other thing I don't care about roleplaying as if you are a video game character? Roleplaying is already such an immature passtime to be participating in. You should carry who you are and the bearing you hold with your head held high. You really don't need to pretend to be a character from Looney Tunes: Back In Action 44 or...whatever it is you do.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ i think its really funny you think it a shortcoming of repiton that the courses couldnt be bigger. ]
...Well, yes. There was no room for such grandiose things, the environment had degraded too thoroughly and thus any room that existed had to be divested into other pursuits.
coward youre afraid youll like it
No, not really. I've seen other editions of the series and they failed to hold my attention.
oh ok then your personality just sucks i guess its ok some people are just like that i wont judge lmao
OH fu(c)k it'§ a bun(c)ha (R)oleplaye(R)§? That make§ me feel a lot bette(R) about the §tate of the fu(c)king unive(R)§e(§) now. ™
I mean, what else could it be? I refuse to believe they're anything but bored, sad manwrigglers.
§ome of the thing§ I've §een made me que§tion it, but you have to be (R)ight. The(R)e'§ no way in fu(c)k a thing (c)alled a Bloofle o(R) whateve(R) (c)an a(c)tually exi§t, (c)(R)eate an a(c)(c)ount he(R)e, & type hoofbea§t§hit. ™
Quite so.
Hey there! Some friends of mine and I have been making up troll equivalents for places and weekdays and other such things if anyone wants to use them! Don't by any means consider these canon, this is mostly just for personal reference and fun :o) It'll be updated more as time goes on! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1au7RUsEoqUCcOQAb_1VYE5VNWBHX0Dwz1Bfi-FNWkQM/edit?usp=sharing
((Ooo, will definitely take a look!))
(( laughed out loud at October being the only month unchanged ))
The cinema on Alternia is so much better than Repiton. Now, granted, the titles are completely asinine and spoil the whole thing, but if you just ignore that...At least it's not 'Looney Tunes: Back In Action 89'.
What the hell is a 'soulblade'?
Bl★de with some of my soul in it.
That sounds highly inefficient.
W★h w★h w★h
I'm not often one for a bandwagon, but I found myself with a spare fifteen minutes. I imagine such things mean little, but if you wish to read into them, there you go.
↗️FIRST OF ALL, LITERALLY HOW CAN YOU HITCH YOURSELF TO THE BANDWAGON WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING THE PROVERBIAL CARRIAGE YOURSELF.↗️ ↘️you are the originator of every trend↘️ ↗️THOSE POSTING BEFORE YOU ARE MERELY ENERGY VAMPIRES AND PSYCHIC PIRATES POACHING YOUR PANWAVES WITH THE SOLE INTENTION OF MAKING YOU SEEM LIKE A HAPLESS COLLABORATORS.↗️ ↘️and not the origin of basically everything, literally all the time.↘️ ↗️SECOND OF ALL↗️ ↘️this is such an apt quizz i have always known you for your determination.↘️ ↗️IF THERE WERE A SEPARATE CATEGORY FOR BUSINESSENSE YOU WOULD SCORE 100 IF NOT 1000% ON IT.↗️
Thank you, Mr. Aiaray. You are always so thorough and precise with your compliments I often find myself wondering how you weaved yourself between the words with how little room you've left on the thread's needle.
↘️i am relatively thin for my caste.↘️
Nothing wrong with that. It simply means you are better suited to the numbers you always pride yourself on. And it is the numbers that I employ you for, not your muscle.
↗️THE NUMBER I PRIDE MYSELF ON↗️ ↘️is 12↘️ ↗️★★★★★★★★★★★★↗️
Good man.
What is that and where can I partake in it—
https://undertale.jadenthejaded.uk/ Have at it, Mr. Ferroo
Witnessing it first hand is not how I anticipated getting a crash course on Alternian history. Though it is quite a spectacle to watch that dragon crash itself against the tide of unchanging, unfeeling status quo. The mime keeps giving me sandwiches and tidbits about the intricacies of the moment, little factoids about individuals or weapons used. As abhorrent an individual as I find him...he *is* well informed.
If a boy is ever to truly grow into a man he must cast off the yoke of his youth. The weakness, the trite softness, the vulnerability. It simply has no place in adulthood.
i CAST THOSE OFF AND, i AM A WOMAN NOW, }:D
Genuinely inspiring. Everyone can find their place and role should they simply search for it.
Well said.
Perhaps Repiton and Earth-C can look into the idea of speech being a revocable right. Such as, if you say too many abhorrent things you are no longer permitted a voice. At all. Perhaps I'm being influenced too much by my time with the mime...
youd be first on the chopping block if that was the case lil muffin boy (|:P
And perhaps you'd enjoy being the second?
pffff they could try!!!!
action; statement input; statement: that is an awfu| idea input; statement: don't do that
Sounds like something someone who wants to be silenced would say. ...Just kidding. Hah. Hah.
action; statement input; statement: if that was intended to be a joke, it is a bad one.
I've cleaned out my block list. Don't make me regret this.
good to be back.
My word, you are all insatiable demons.
" Nuh Uh ". I Am Only One Of Those " Things ".
I dread to ask which one.
:>
Ugh.
Watching the moons rise on Alternia is truly a fascinating sight. It bathes the whole world in hues of purple and green, unlike Repiton's monochromatic counterparts. It gives you a sense of...something else being out there. I'll have to take notes.
Verdict: Alternian wine is SIGNIFICANTLY better than Repitonian. I actually think I might enjoy this. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that Repiton is a dying wasteland and any 'grapes' you may grow there are going to be...subpar.
Alternia has proven quite intriguing, both in its geography and the general day to day of its residents. I'm not...entirely sure what period of its lifespan I have been dropped off in, though I've been assured the 'Vast Glub' (whatever that is) is suitably distant from my current time period. On the docket today is the viewing of a public execution of a revolutionary! How very quaint.
RE: A PUBLIC EXECUTION OF A REVOLUTIONARY! that sounds like a lovely way to spend an evening! do you know if it'll be a decapitation or a firing squad or what
I've been briefed on the matter of torture before the act itself. Something about irons? It was a little hard to follow.
Speaking of food, today's breakfast is cheese danishes and coffee.
-O-O-h h-o-o-w yummy!!! H-o-o-w d-o-o- y-o-o-u take y-o-o-ur c-o-o-ffee?
Black, with a shot of milk.
Good evening. It turns out seafood is actually *very* pleasant. Crab and lobster are amongst the favorites for the moment, but I'm eager to try more, *and* cook with the ingredients myself.
I have officially found a way to escape my session...For a time. I will return for my duties, no doubt, a true twelve star man never abandons his promises, or his people. But for now- I require a break. It will be intriguing to be able to visit locations I was not able to prior. See my way to Alternia, to Earth-C perhaps. Either way...It should be a fun ride, wouldn't you say?
cons1der stopp1ng by the GUTTERCADE 🎳👾🕹️
An advertisement? How quaint.
yeah 1ts part of my job contract
Fate is a fickle thing, and it can always be altered. No one's existence is set in stone and, with ingenuity and hard work, you can climb out of any pit you may find yourself in. I am living proof of this. And I'm on my way out of this hellhole.
...I'm looking through the current timeline topic and absolutely not.
"= what are you going to do about it, though. ="
" Pretty Please "?
I've considered. No.
I pose the same question back at you roiling torrent of perverts. I refuse. And what are you all going to do about that?
No.
"= hey, i am not on their team. i am trying to make you. do something about this. the tag annoys me. ="
I don't hold any sway over the public zeitgeist. I'm an influencer, but I hardly have mind powers.
"= sad. ="
What was it this time?—
You had to be there.