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... Official stadtement maybe. In light of yesterdasy evening's festrivities, this day of #eridanweek will bes our day of rest. #dayofrest
... ... ... Good morning.
<body> ** the man looted a glow squid's body and didn't even know it. unlegend. but not antilegend. yet. </body>
<body> ** be very, very quiet. as quiet as you can. crouch everywhere. you can trust me on this. </body>
A #personalpost unrelated to official matters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13e808cfa613.png
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
↘️i sleep literally every day in order to uphold and maintain your seriously superb and utterly superior plan to become a twelve star man.↘️ ↗️ADVICE FROM THE TOP HAS NEVER TRICKLED DOWN SO WONDERFULLY TO THE BOTTOM BEFORE THIS POST.↗️
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
<body> ** fuel. moats. combat. griefing. getting rid of garbage you don't want. it's a true multitool. </body>
↗️THIS IS MY FAVORITE COIN. ANOTHER EXCELLENT POST.↗️
↗️YOGHURT.↗️ ↘️if i am especially indulgent i will spear a little onto an oblong meat product.↘️
↘️i don't even deserve to be forgiven but thank you so much.↘️ ↗️ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HIS ENDLESS GRACIOUSNESS.↗️
- And respectfully? "Speaking sense" to a level-headed mman is one of mmy FAVORITE things to do. 😌🙌 HOPEFULLY, these chronic lolly-gaggers find another hobby that'll boost their ROIs enough for themm to afford an actual life. LOL. 🙂↔️🙂↔️🤣🤣
↘️if there is a "hate train" you have all purchased tickets to ride.↘️
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
Much appreciated, mister Kerian. We'll call you.∞
↗️WEAK MINDED AND WEAK WILLED.↗️ ↘️pull yourself together this is literally all you have.↘️ ↗️PROBABLY.↗️
↘️yes. and i literally believe in and trust you entirely.↘️ ↗️THIS IS THE MARK OF A REAL, PHYSICALLY CAPABLE SUPERIOR.↗️
↘️your promise is the only thing that keeps me going.↘️
Juat saw a cool ass bird.
Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
~great vvork
how exciting! you have done well, dear one. i trust the compensation is reward in + of itself, but i offer you congratulations nevertheless.
↗️YOU DID GREAT WORK I AM SO SURE. THIS IS THE MARK OF A REAL TWELVE STAR.↗️
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I retire for now Chittr. Keep yourselves safe and be kind to eachother. Ego sum ira Domini.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS BUT IF THERE ARE TWELVE STAR MEN THEN I NEED TO ASPIRE TO BE A THIRTEEN STAR CLOWN.
↗️IF YOU HAVE TIME TO BE WRITING POINTLESSLY DISPARAGING POSTS ABOUT YOUR EMPIRICAL SUPERIORS, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE TIME TO BE FOCUSING YOUR EFFORTS INTO THINGS OF GREATER IMPORTANCE.↗️ ↘️the growl drones has been waffling all night, but i have run a great series of numbers and i know all of the final vestiges of my investments will make severe RETURNS and my vestibules will overflow with the ambrosia of my wealth.↘️ ↗️WHAT I'M SAYING IS, BASICALLY, I AM GAINFULLY EMPLOYED INSTEAD OF SUCKING MY TOUCHNUBS ABOUT.↗️ ↘️say.↘️ ↗️CLOWNS.↗️ ↘️follow in the path of my strutpods.↘️
// he is pink for an amazing reason
↗️YES. THIS IS ALL I DREAM ABOUT. THIS IS ALL I THINK ABOUT. YES. WE WIN.↗️
ooc // i wish u can edit replies sigh
"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man." Ego sum ira Domini.
ooc // we need all the aspect holders on chittr .. Now
8-> YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL CURRENCIES ARE MINTED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT #BITCHCOIN AND YOU LOOK AT #BRAZZLECOIN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. 8-> SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU WAS TO TRADE ONE FOR ONE WITH ANOTHER COIN, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF A POSITIVE RETURN. BUT #BITCHCOIN IS A GENETIC FREAK, AND IT'S NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT #BITCHCOIN. 8-> SEE THE THREE WAY LOOP TOSS AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BUT #BITCHCOIN, IT'S GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BECAUSE #CHRISCOIN HOLDERS KNOW THEY CAN'T GO POSITIVE AGAINST #BITCHCOIN, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! 8-> SO #BRAZZLECOIN HOLDERS, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE #BITCHCOIN AND ITS 75% CHANCE OF PROFIT, IF IT WAS TO TRADE HEAD TO HEAD AGAINST #BRAZZLECOIN, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS; #BITCHCOIN GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. 8-> SEE #BRAZZLECOIN THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE.
Gun. React if you agree.
Not if we can help it. :B
Huh. Pretty harsh reaction from a sleuthing type.
[begin chit] hmn. i d0 n0t enj0y that thiz iz z0und advice. [end chit]
HELLO I HAVE RETURNED AND AFTER SUPER-SKIMMING A WIDE VARIETAL OF YOUR AVAILABLE LITERARY ACCOMPLISHMENTS I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE, IN FACT, SUFFICIENTLY SERIOUS AND *QUITE* BUSINESS-LIKE! I ENDORSE YOUR PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE WORKS UNILATERALLY UNTIL OTHERWISE STATED AND I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR #SERIOUS #BUSINESS DECISIONS TO COME IN THE NEAR FUTURE! POST REPLY.
I LOVE #SERIOUS #BUSINESS! POST. SEND POST.