Eeybie Deebie
@goingDown
A simple bell[][]op, perusing t[][]e web in my free time. ]:> [][]e/[][]im ♠ [][]isProp[][]et ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
I'm just a little guy. A completely nont[][]reatening lil' fella. So very polite and [][]andy to [][]ave around. You can trust me. :>
I am reluctant to start t[][]e nig[][]t. T[][]en again, t[][]is is a common occurrence.
Pest.
I am up far too late, all t[][]ings considered.
▶︎ That's How They Get You._
▶︎ I've Said To↔o Much._ ▶︎ Quick, Go To Sle↔ep. Or Pretend._ ▶︎ Fake It Til↔l You Make It, As They Say._
+[U] Don't-listen-to-him...
I assure you, I [][]ave no intention of [][]eeding suc[][] outlandis[][] warnings.
+[U] My-moirail-is-a-decent-person,-I-can-assure-you. +[U] He-also-sucks. I-hope-you-can-get-some-rest,-Mr. Deebie.
▶︎ Hey Now._ ▶︎ There Is Truth To My Statements._ ▶︎ Pretending To Sle↔ep Can Help One Fal↔l Asle↔ep._ ▶︎ But Also The Lightwalkers Got Jher↔ry Not To↔o Long Ago._
Rewatc[][]ing t[][]at film [][]as revitalized my fictional crus[][] for Patrick Bateman. It seems no matter t[][]e version, I want terrible t[][]ings to be done to [][]im. ]:>
T[][]e amount of powerful individuals on t[][]is website is a bit daunting w[][]en one t[][]inks too [][]ard about it.
I wis[][] c[][]eap beer tasted good, but it's all I can afford. None of my vices taste good, come to t[][]ink of it.
☆cheap beer does taste good you just gotta find the right one, or one Kould say sKill issue☆
☆guess you just suKK at finding good beer then☆
☆I give great advice you just suKK at listening☆
(( he has two modes (the can is empty and stolen from the trash. his ass is NOT affording an alternian monster) https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4eea0d3a51cd019321f584c486037d7/27b5f83f8f5ae97f-89/s500x750/05ac55e8f4638aca51a60355577c69f0ded5d6a3.png
Goddammit. [][]im again.
[][]m. It seems one of my s[][]irts [][]as reac[][]ed t[][]e end of its lifespan. At least it can make for decent scrap fabric. I've been needing more patc[][]ing material, and it's a similar color to t[][]e rest of my s[][]irts. I find [][]and stitc[][]ing relaxing. ]:>
T[][]e amount of guests t[][]at consider t[][]e trolleys toys is way too [][]ig[][]. T[][]ey are for luggage, not for your little t[][]rill rides down t[][]e [][]alls! I can't turn my back for one minute wit[][]out some [][]ooligan trying to do a trick on t[][]em.
♦ a HOO HOO! yOull Have tO catcH us befOre yOu try tO enfOrce anytHing, rustarOO! ♣
I will be t[][]e one getting in trouble if t[][]at trolley is damaged. T[][]ey're supposed to be making my job easier, not encouraging c[][]aos.
♦ OH dOnt be a spOilspOrt!! bill it tO my blOck if it will sOOtHe tHe plentiful pleats Of yOur rigid visage! a HOO HOO! ♣
Somet[][]ing tells me not[][]ing will get paid for if t[][]at is t[][]e case. Forgive my distrust.
♦ gasp!! tHe nerve!! :O( and tO a paying patrOn! sOb sOb sOb a bOO HOO HOO!! zerO! zerO stars On HiveStar! :OP ♣
You don't even in[][]abit my particular place of work? W[][]at are you on about?
I [][]ate to be a spoil-sport, But t[][]is kind of event tends to leave a bad taste for me. Trolls love to dress up as lowly laborers for fun and #suggestive reasons. But t[][]ere's not[][]ing [][]ot about actually doing t[][]e work. T[][]e cleaning staff deserve more respect t[][]an being reduced to a costume.
what is more gratifying than the satisfaction of a clean home?
Some people are into that. There's a thing for everyone's tastes, you feel me?
You do realize maids are not cleaning t[][]eir own [][]omes more often t[][]an not? Even if t[][]ey too live t[][]ere, t[][]eir space is not t[][]e main focus of t[][]eir duties.
yeah dude im not an idiot
T[][]ere's somet[][]ing for everyone yes. But it's strange to see w[][]en I [][]ave coworkers t[][]at are cleaning staff t[][]at didn't ask to be seen in t[][]is lig[][]t.
Cleaning a space one doesn't own doesn't grant t[][]e same satisfaction. It's just anot[][]er work s[][]ift.
Per[][]aps no one is deserving of supernatural power? T[][]ose w[][]o [][]ave it misuse it. T[][]ose w[][]o don't suffer. No matter w[][]o is in w[][]at position.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Does giving hoofbeastback rides to my matesprit count as misuse? I would not want to be creating suffering for my indulgence....
== Supernatural p0wer is n0t f0r the hands 0f m0rtals... == 0nly th0se trained and pr0perly equipped may f0rm itself ar0und its dire, malignant energy... == Hence why I was trained s0 th0r0ughly by the Dread Warl0cks f0r this task. ==
8=l < I use my supernatural power to turn people into horses 8=l < Consens001ly
A[][], t[][]is isn't about you specifically. It just [][]ad me t[][]inking about t[][]ings.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Oh, thank goodness! I was not sure how it might create suffering, but I did not want to deny the possibility outright!
T[][]is song came on t[][]e radio, T[][]e First Punc[][] by Pierce t[][]e Veil Now I find myself reminiscing...
Barely time to unwind before t[][]e slime beckons.
I [][]ave an urge to tinker wit[][] somet[][]ing. Per[][]aps I s[][]ould ask for video game recommendations? Preferably on t[][]e c[][]eaper side, and t[][]at can run well on a standard [][]usktop. I want to take somet[][]ing apart, or assemble somet[][]ing.
One must stay s[][]arp on t[][]is godforsaken planet to survive. Even if t[][]e nig[][]t-to-nig[][]t tends to wear down.
I suppose a new icon is in order, at least in my [][]umble opinion.
8=l < I do not say this to other trolls often 8=l < If ever 8=l < But I want to touch your horns 8=l < I have neighver seen such perfect right angles and they need admired
W[][]ile I would not want t[][]em to be touc[][]ed, I appreciate t[][]e compliment. ]:>
8=l < Understandable response 8=l < It's an unus001 request 8=l < And it's not wise to let me touch anyway
8=l < I tend to 8=l < Break things 8=l < It is not my intention it just happens 8=l < I am often too STRONG
T[][]at feeling w[][]en you're ex[][]austed, yet don't want to climb into cupe because t[][]at means tomorrow will come sooner; at least from your point of view. It can seem like lose-lose situation, but I look at it t[][]is way: If tomorrow is going to arrive anyway, you mig[][]t as well be ready for it; even if you [][]ate every moment. Keep s[][]arp.
_ Life draGs on, or wHatever tHey say. Live out of spite, if anytHinG.
Continuing to live stems from a primal desire wit[][]in us all. Despite everyt[][]ing t[][]at bears down on a troll, we continue. By fang and claw, knuckle and [][]eel, we fig[][]t to survive. No matter t[][]e situation, no matter t[][]e caste. Even w[][]en bloodied and at deat[][]'s door, we wis[][] to see anot[][]er nig[][]t. By everyt[][]ing in our power, no matter t[][]e amount, we WILL see anot[][]er nig[][]t. A bit of freeform #poetry