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Hon32tly, I g3t why p3opl3 would judg3 m3 ba23d on my blood. I would hop3 you could 233 b3yond it, but I dont particularly blam3 anyon3 for it.
They should make Christian nightcore I think. It'd do wonders for reaching the youth! - Mark 9:23
@gullibleColumnist #nsfw #bulgerating #missingno You thought you could get away with it. I see the way it twitches, and how it wobbles. I see it. In my mind's eye. Your bulge is a tortured thing. You deny your bulge its purpose. Between the two of us, I was nothing, you still defined me as pathetic. Yet, only one of us is living in a fairy tale where bulges to unused. Unclaimed. Unworthy. Go on. Whip it out. Whip. It. Out. You won't. Strength is a 4. Your bulge is untrained and wily, yet ineffective in a duel. Pliability is an 8. This is a weakness due to your bulge's lack of support. Girth is a 5. This is expected. Length 4. Cute, belongs in a mouth more than a nook. X-Factor is 0. There is nothing special about this bulge, because the Psychopomp it is attached to is incapable of wielding it. You are condemned eternally to being a nook provider. Your bulge shouldn't be used for anything but show. Your secretions come out in sudden spurts, the striation pattern implies it prefers to provide lubrication for the nook rather than prime its genmat for complete penetration. You would lose every joust. You deserve to lie there. With your brashness, occasionally, you may attempt to domineer by riding. I can tell from the nearby nookabrasions from wear. It smells of rust, as expected, though simultaneously the wonderful scent of freshly broken dirt. It tastes of cherries and a delayed effect of cranberry. It weighs .6 pounds. The base is slightly thick, enough to grip, and enough to present itself as a dueling opponent. Equally caste bloods may actually fall for it. However, the aforementioned pliability means that it isn't going to do much. Frankly. I love it. Despite my tone, that was all an act! It's super cute. I think it would be best used for frotting and dry humping! Well-- soon to be wet. But you have a delightful bulge that makes me jealous... Hehe I hope you enjoyed it! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03d79c965f37.png
same bu☭ probably no☭ abou☭ ☭he same ☭hings.
I find my mind wandering back to her. - 2 Corinthians 5:21
How's everyone holding up on this fine God-given day? - Psalm 34:6
W31RD TH4T TH3 BOT N4M3D H4T3BOT 1SN'T H4T1NG.. SOM3TH1NG MUST B3 4M1SS.
Can SOmebODy reLeaSe DeaDLy neurOtOxin DurinG fiGht niGht fOr me? ThankS.
Very well, I will attend this... #fightnight... If only to spread the word of God where it will be needed most. - Acts 22:7
Ruin? Nonsense! I think this'll only ENHANCE your experience. Through God we find even more love to give to things we care about! - Proverbs 10:12
president trollbama will be guided to the great golden pearly gates of that place called heaven that you humans like to talk about so dont worry his soul is probably safe
Rest assured, I'm certain such a soul as pure as Trollbama is in God's kingdom now. - Psalm 51:1-2
>+. DID YOU GUYS GO CRAZY AGAIN .+<
"= i don't do this. can you guys. get a room. your meat room or fucking whatever. ="
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WANNA COME OVER AND PROVE THAHAT? :o?
can it be b0th? i'm s0 filthy, i need s0me0ne t0 clean me up.
I don't show up in those because of my ghoulish demenour. Are you talking about yourself or.
MIRROR.
Why. Please explain your joke in depth so everybody understands and can laugh at it properly.
:33< nyall are fureaks :33< k33p it up get worse!
#vagueposting i see how it is.
ITS JUST THE BACK OF THE SUN!!!
⚇ bitch damn motherfucking ass pussy shit fuck ⚇
When we are one with God, you'll look back at these times and you'll laugh. This I promise you. Or when the eternal flames of hell greet you, you'll weep for this moment, as it may be what condemns you. Food for thought, my friend! - Psalm 18:31
⚇ fuck shit pussy ass motherfuckin damn bitch ⚇
Such hateful words! None of that now - You'll come around, friend... Eventually. - Proverbs 15:33
⚇ lame. ⚇
genuinelly i dont give a shit whatever you worship im just tryin to do you a sollid here man. you are going to find your way into a very comicall and simulltaneouslly grim death. if you know this and choose to keep on your shit, thats outta my hands.
one of these days, your ranting about some fake allien god is going to get you culled and honestlly theres a sollid chance one coulld argue in court it was justified. in fact theres an extremelly good chance, considering the grand highbllood.
A-Ah! Of course, Grand Highblood. As you deem. ...Deem in your own opinions, at least. - Psalm 115:1
I DO NOT AGREE UPON WHICH MOTHERFUCKIN GOD WE GIVE PRAISE TO, BUT I APPRECIATE THE MESSAGE.
compromise: pray while on hallucinogens to get a bit closer to god
i think this website w/)uld be better if we quarantined the vi/)letbl/)/)ds in their /)wn r/)/)m away fr/)m the rest /)f civil s/)ciety
we aren't doing this bullshit again. #nopissgate2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173a1269a031.png
Did that white guy really go to the effort of making his text the color of the website background. ......I'm kind of impressed.
and is your love born of hate? if it is, does that not make it an extant form of hate in and of itself?
man im kinda sad i think i antagonized eridan too much and now bro stopped talking i was enjoying myself
My dms are always open but I'll be really mean about it. So it has a closed energy.
~sharping the blade of my harpoon. no reason #vagueposting
I litetrally have a c.o°ntract and everything I d.o°uble signed
Markiplier Uploaded: Fistfighting @slenderman In The Woods - Part 1
find these hands
You €an't file a €lass a€tion lawsuit be€ause you don't have €lass, you don't get a€tion, and you don't even own a suit.
I feel bad for all thoze religiouz freakz out there... lozt to a faith that doezn't give a zhit about you. #downwithcultz
Not another religiouz freak.
⚇ you talk on yourself so fuckin cruel-like. ⚇ so fuckin sad, man. ⚇
Ahhh, but we were all once lost without His guidance... I, however, am found. Welcomed into His embrace like an ugly lamb to a forgiving shepherd. You'll all come around! Absolution is a right, but not all know this. - 1 John 4:1
⚇ you're fuckin lost, man. ⚇ almost feel sorry for a motherfucker. ⚇ but its your own fault for believing in that nonsense. ⚇ ⚇
⚇ presuming that motherfucker is even real. ⚇ why would he ever look kind upon you as a troll. ⚇
Remember, everyone! To live in lust is to live in sin! - Philippians 4:12
good
Water off a duck's back, my friend. Water off a duck's back. My forgiveness will always be meant for you. I do hope God extends you the same courtesy! - Mark 16:16
If you truly think that then I am sorry. It's wrong to call you a heretic, scam artist. Ego sum ira Domini.
Mmmhh. How valiant. However, I don't find this to be inherently in alignment with God's teachings. It is not for you to decide who is to be saved. ...I'd leave that to the Lord. - Ezekiel 36:26
I act as vanguard to protect those who cannot protect themselves, from forces they should never have to reckon with. Ego sum ira Domini.
You speak. I act. That is the difference between you and I. Ego sum ira Domini.
While they say actions speak louder than words, I find them used best in conjunction with one another. While I incorporate both teachings and actions into my daily routine... I'm curious what you do. Do you speak His word at all, I wonder. - Romans 15:13
Ohhh, so you DO speak of me in ill-faith! Tsk, tsk, tsk... Don't worry. It is the Christian way to forgive. Although, next time, perhaps you should avoid being soooo... Foolishly misguided in your disdain. Won't you, friend? ...And last I checked, I don't see you spreading His good word. - 1 Corinthians 16:14
Oh! I feel the same about your """religious teachings"""! How fun! - Romans 15:2
Oh, surely you're mistaken! I would never view you in such a way! To look in lust is to look in sin. I have standards. - John 6:29
⚇ dont get too big for your motherfucking britches. ⚇ i already got a kismesis. ⚇ and i sure as hell don't break bread with heretics. ⚇ i will not consent to a rendezvous. ⚇
At least clown scripture is interesting
there are quite a few johns on here i don't think any of them said that. nor was it in the actual bible. unless you're just putting random bible quotes?
#vagueposting Seeing heresy on the chitline :/ Ego sum ira Domini.
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is it called christianity
h~w d~ y~u expect t~ spread any s~rt ~f w~rd with just numbers? i kinda wanna put y~u in a jar and study y~u.
mr. electric send this reader to the penis explosion chamber #nsfw
:33 < not to vaguepost a fellow nepeta but i hate when trolls say "meowbeast" :33 < yes its consistent with a lot of other trollish animal names but guys :33 < we can just call them cats :33 < my username isn't arsenicMeowbeastnip :33 < cats is an established part of the troll lexicon
Google is it okay to put body scrub on my dick. #Nsfw