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NEVER YUCK THE YUM ⧃F A MAN WH⧃ RELIES ⧃N HIS YUM
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(´｡• ω •｡`) Omgggg me too!!! ♫ (´｡• ω •｡`) I've been absolutely DEMOLISHING this thirty six pack of Monster. ♫
⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇
if you’re over 6’0” i just need you to know that you’re unnatural #shame
Running with scissors again.
It's my God-given quest to say that Regretevator is better. - Psalm 51:17
That is, without a doubt, milestone 2 Michael. - 1 Corinthians 10:24
Awh, don't be like that. I merely saw you in my notifications and reacted accordingly is all! But, if I'm that unpleasant to you, it may please you to know I won't be around too much today. I'm on my way to a requested visitation. - Psalm 18:6
Really awesome that this we8site is a portal to hell.
✝+ Anonymous asked: "I suppose this is more asking for advice? I agreed to some strange marriage with my pitchmate, and now I'm having second thoughts. Perhaps I need a friend or another quadrant mate for advice, but I have no one else. " Do you want to confess a sin? "I want to, but I'm scared..." ✝+✝+✝+✝+✝ I typically would recommend talking to talk to an auspistice if you both have one, but since I was asked for advice, I'll do my best to help or at least how to move forward. If you can talk to your kismesis about your second thoughts, if they wanted to enter into a binding relationship such as marriage, I'd hope they'd be willing to have an open discussion. If you feel as if you can't, bringing in an Auspistice or a trusted mutual friend to have this sort of conversation is important. If you want a completely unbiased 3rd party to have that discussion with, that's also a good choice. Quadrant counselors would be well equipped for this, as well as human relationship counselors, whatever you are most comfortable with. Essentially, having communication open is important. As for your sin, I understand. Please never feel pressured to confess a sin before me; only do so if you are comfortable. I am always open to listening and not judging. Only god can judge, and god is kind. Confessing sin is typically only a way to a path of healing and forgiveness. https://forms.gle/N7BgU7gdPf2uxWWk8 +✝
This one is quite interesting to me. Question: What is your take on human priests using manipulation tactics and their status to get their way? Surely that's an affront to the faith in some way? It certainly is an affront to the faith. God deeply detests the corrupt and the unfaithful priests. As those meant to be spiritual guides, the divine judgement they receive for exploiting the vulnerable or using their status for power shall be far greater than any other common sinner. In the bible, God directly rebukes corrupt priests, cursing their blessings and holding them in contempt. When Jesus lived, he also spoke against such things. In Matthew 18:6, He warned that it would be better for a spiritual leader who harms a believer to have a millstone tied around their neck and be drowned. Something to understand here, in ultimate, is what's called the eternal and unpardonable sin. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. To act in selfishness, predation, and pride as these corrupt priests do? Well... Let's just say that they're destined for a warm place indeed. Devilish people, really. Thank you for your question, friend! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 - Galatians 6:9
The opps cut my life support 8ut that za got me rising 8ack up from the dead like Jegus Christ himself emerging on the third day. #su8stance
Remember friends! If they try to tell you that God hates you for being authentic to who you are, then they do not know God. Have a wonderful pride, everyone. - Isaiah 40:29
i kinda g0t married 0nce but it didn't c0unt.
I'm als⚣ curi⚣us s⚣ I will be watching the replies 030
Hit a goblin 8 times in a row today. It died after 2, but it's the principle of the thing.
I hAvE bEEn cOnsIdErIng lEttIng spIrIts pOssEss mE mOrE OftEn It shOUld mAkE my dUtIEs tO thE clUrch EAsIEr lAtEr On
Imagine postting aboutt ffucking someone's quadmatte and tthey acttually respond couldn'tt be me
...huh. i. didn't expect to see someone else with a strange faith beamed into their head. i wish him luck.
Another inquiry, and this one is... Well, this one is interesting in its own right. Question: do you got like... a kink for this christian shit? be honest. a bitch wont judge I'm fully aware that there is less-than-savory interests for my system of belief. Christianity, to some, is viewed more as an aesthetic to be sexualized than a genuine way of being. If I am to be truthful, I do not appreciate my faith being fetishized. To imply that I exist in my truth and walk alongside God because I have some sort of lecherous intrigue in it on a superficial level? I try not to be overly sensitive, yet I can't help but take offense. I am a prophet of God. I am a Christian. I am a devoted, holy man. But, most importantly, I do not have such levels of /wretched, sinful lust/ in my heart. ...Good day. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama #nsfw - John 8:36
⚞ i think we need to objectify men more often ⚟
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:33< mewre all going on the shipping wall at random just thought mew should know
oh, lmao. you're boning that zealot?
I'm hiding away in a shack in the middle of the woods right now, by the way. For legal purposes, I will not explain why. It's not very comfortable here, but at least the dangers of the forest cannot get me from inside! Haahaa!
⚞ and only ONE of them is kinda hot!! UGH!!!!!! ⚟
thats TWO insufferably annoying golDblooDs on the site now. at least the heretic haD soMe CLASS about his DuMbassery! #vagueposting
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Hhh.」
▲turns out you can just buy the entire company of hot topic on their website▼ ▲really convenient▼ ▲so yeah i own them now▼
▲doing a pyre this wipeend where I'm burning every piece of fandom merch in every hot topic in the tri state area▼ ▲If you're reading this you're invited▼
▲guys i made a lot with the drug money what if i bought hot topic▼
_ You're riGHt, you don't. But tHe concern is noted.
⚇ Laughter 2:20 ⚇ "Listen listen listen, this motherfucker is SO fucking DUMB! HAW HAW HAW! Dumbass little brother mine waltzed on up to the counter at Little Cease Hers, and he's like 'you ain't put pepperoni on my flavor disc!'. Well you know how these places is staffed, its all lowbloods n shit who ain't paid enough to care. But we's highbloods so you know the lil' mustard was scared as SHIT. So motherfucker starts shaking and apologizing, and it sets off lil' bro's killing rage. He tries to vault the fuckin' counter, and the mustard fuckin' SPRAYS SAUCE AT HIM FROM A BOTTLE HAW HAW HAW! AND AND AND. HOLY FUCK! HE TRIES TO GET UP AFTER THE GOD DAMN INDIGNITY...AND SLIPS ON IT ON THE FLOOR AND FALLS OVER AGAIN! BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Ahhh...I had to cull the mustard, 'course. Can't let 'em think we ain't united. But DAMN, brother, you ain't NEVER looked stupider!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
All ebearyone wants to talk about is quadrants and unspeakable things. Why does nobody ever want to engage in discourse of the economic and political state of the empire?
wait i thought that was a normal cow why is it scary cow
the easter hopperbeast is a NARCISISSTIC PRICK devoted to the acts of delivering PHONY EGGS (which arent even their own) and CHEAP HARDENED FUDGE IN HIS IMAGE. is THAT what you wish to celebrate?
it's fine really i'm using time travel n0nsense t0 s0lve it.
Hum⟁ns, ⟁re there m◎nths f◎r the ◎ther sins?
Do trolls go to church or whatever? asking for a friend
IM MOT)(-ERGLUBBIN FR-E-E B-EAC)(-ES N W)(ORLS ft ankle monitor but it dont hold me back
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tbf i could thay thimilar about motht lowbloods but theyre my bros #neverbetrayingmyday1s
Hon32tly, I g3t why p3opl3 would judg3 m3 ba23d on my blood. I would hop3 you could 233 b3yond it, but I dont particularly blam3 anyon3 for it.
They should make Christian nightcore I think. It'd do wonders for reaching the youth! - Mark 9:23
@gullibleColumnist #nsfw #bulgerating #missingno You thought you could get away with it. I see the way it twitches, and how it wobbles. I see it. In my mind's eye. Your bulge is a tortured thing. You deny your bulge its purpose. Between the two of us, I was nothing, you still defined me as pathetic. Yet, only one of us is living in a fairy tale where bulges to unused. Unclaimed. Unworthy. Go on. Whip it out. Whip. It. Out. You won't. Strength is a 4. Your bulge is untrained and wily, yet ineffective in a duel. Pliability is an 8. This is a weakness due to your bulge's lack of support. Girth is a 5. This is expected. Length 4. Cute, belongs in a mouth more than a nook. X-Factor is 0. There is nothing special about this bulge, because the Psychopomp it is attached to is incapable of wielding it. You are condemned eternally to being a nook provider. Your bulge shouldn't be used for anything but show. Your secretions come out in sudden spurts, the striation pattern implies it prefers to provide lubrication for the nook rather than prime its genmat for complete penetration. You would lose every joust. You deserve to lie there. With your brashness, occasionally, you may attempt to domineer by riding. I can tell from the nearby nookabrasions from wear. It smells of rust, as expected, though simultaneously the wonderful scent of freshly broken dirt. It tastes of cherries and a delayed effect of cranberry. It weighs .6 pounds. The base is slightly thick, enough to grip, and enough to present itself as a dueling opponent. Equally caste bloods may actually fall for it. However, the aforementioned pliability means that it isn't going to do much. Frankly. I love it. Despite my tone, that was all an act! It's super cute. I think it would be best used for frotting and dry humping! Well-- soon to be wet. But you have a delightful bulge that makes me jealous... Hehe I hope you enjoyed it! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03d79c965f37.png
same bu☭ probably no☭ abou☭ ☭he same ☭hings.
I find my mind wandering back to her. - 2 Corinthians 5:21
How's everyone holding up on this fine God-given day? - Psalm 34:6
W31RD TH4T TH3 BOT N4M3D H4T3BOT 1SN'T H4T1NG.. SOM3TH1NG MUST B3 4M1SS.
Can SOmebODy reLeaSe DeaDLy neurOtOxin DurinG fiGht niGht fOr me? ThankS.
Very well, I will attend this... #fightnight... If only to spread the word of God where it will be needed most. - Acts 22:7
Ruin? Nonsense! I think this'll only ENHANCE your experience. Through God we find even more love to give to things we care about! - Proverbs 10:12
president trollbama will be guided to the great golden pearly gates of that place called heaven that you humans like to talk about so dont worry his soul is probably safe
Rest assured, I'm certain such a soul as pure as Trollbama is in God's kingdom now. - Psalm 51:1-2
>+. DID YOU GUYS GO CRAZY AGAIN .+<
"= i don't do this. can you guys. get a room. your meat room or fucking whatever. ="
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WANNA COME OVER AND PROVE THAHAT? :o?
can it be b0th? i'm s0 filthy, i need s0me0ne t0 clean me up.
I don't show up in those because of my ghoulish demenour. Are you talking about yourself or.
MIRROR.
Why. Please explain your joke in depth so everybody understands and can laugh at it properly.
:33< nyall are fureaks :33< k33p it up get worse!
#vagueposting i see how it is.
ITS JUST THE BACK OF THE SUN!!!
⚇ bitch damn motherfucking ass pussy shit fuck ⚇
When we are one with God, you'll look back at these times and you'll laugh. This I promise you. Or when the eternal flames of hell greet you, you'll weep for this moment, as it may be what condemns you. Food for thought, my friend! - Psalm 18:31
⚇ fuck shit pussy ass motherfuckin damn bitch ⚇
Such hateful words! None of that now - You'll come around, friend... Eventually. - Proverbs 15:33
⚇ lame. ⚇
genuinelly i dont give a shit whatever you worship im just tryin to do you a sollid here man. you are going to find your way into a very comicall and simulltaneouslly grim death. if you know this and choose to keep on your shit, thats outta my hands.
one of these days, your ranting about some fake allien god is going to get you culled and honestlly theres a sollid chance one coulld argue in court it was justified. in fact theres an extremelly good chance, considering the grand highbllood.
A-Ah! Of course, Grand Highblood. As you deem. ...Deem in your own opinions, at least. - Psalm 115:1
I DO NOT AGREE UPON WHICH MOTHERFUCKIN GOD WE GIVE PRAISE TO, BUT I APPRECIATE THE MESSAGE.
compromise: pray while on hallucinogens to get a bit closer to god
i think this website w/)uld be better if we quarantined the vi/)letbl/)/)ds in their /)wn r/)/)m away fr/)m the rest /)f civil s/)ciety
we aren't doing this bullshit again. #nopissgate2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173a1269a031.png
Did that white guy really go to the effort of making his text the color of the website background. ......I'm kind of impressed.
and is your love born of hate? if it is, does that not make it an extant form of hate in and of itself?
man im kinda sad i think i antagonized eridan too much and now bro stopped talking i was enjoying myself
My dms are always open but I'll be really mean about it. So it has a closed energy.
~sharping the blade of my harpoon. no reason #vagueposting
I litetrally have a c.o°ntract and everything I d.o°uble signed
Markiplier Uploaded: Fistfighting @slenderman In The Woods - Part 1
find these hands
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I feel bad for all thoze religiouz freakz out there... lozt to a faith that doezn't give a zhit about you. #downwithcultz
Not another religiouz freak.
⚇ you talk on yourself so fuckin cruel-like. ⚇ so fuckin sad, man. ⚇
Ahhh, but we were all once lost without His guidance... I, however, am found. Welcomed into His embrace like an ugly lamb to a forgiving shepherd. You'll all come around! Absolution is a right, but not all know this. - 1 John 4:1
⚇ you're fuckin lost, man. ⚇ almost feel sorry for a motherfucker. ⚇ but its your own fault for believing in that nonsense. ⚇ ⚇
⚇ presuming that motherfucker is even real. ⚇ why would he ever look kind upon you as a troll. ⚇
Remember, everyone! To live in lust is to live in sin! - Philippians 4:12
good
Water off a duck's back, my friend. Water off a duck's back. My forgiveness will always be meant for you. I do hope God extends you the same courtesy! - Mark 16:16
If you truly think that then I am sorry. It's wrong to call you a heretic, scam artist. Ego sum ira Domini.
Mmmhh. How valiant. However, I don't find this to be inherently in alignment with God's teachings. It is not for you to decide who is to be saved. ...I'd leave that to the Lord. - Ezekiel 36:26
I act as vanguard to protect those who cannot protect themselves, from forces they should never have to reckon with. Ego sum ira Domini.
You speak. I act. That is the difference between you and I. Ego sum ira Domini.
While they say actions speak louder than words, I find them used best in conjunction with one another. While I incorporate both teachings and actions into my daily routine... I'm curious what you do. Do you speak His word at all, I wonder. - Romans 15:13
Ohhh, so you DO speak of me in ill-faith! Tsk, tsk, tsk... Don't worry. It is the Christian way to forgive. Although, next time, perhaps you should avoid being soooo... Foolishly misguided in your disdain. Won't you, friend? ...And last I checked, I don't see you spreading His good word. - 1 Corinthians 16:14
Oh! I feel the same about your """religious teachings"""! How fun! - Romans 15:2
Oh, surely you're mistaken! I would never view you in such a way! To look in lust is to look in sin. I have standards. - John 6:29
⚇ dont get too big for your motherfucking britches. ⚇ i already got a kismesis. ⚇ and i sure as hell don't break bread with heretics. ⚇ i will not consent to a rendezvous. ⚇
At least clown scripture is interesting
there are quite a few johns on here i don't think any of them said that. nor was it in the actual bible. unless you're just putting random bible quotes?
...Care to elaborate, friend? - Psalm 37:21
#vagueposting Seeing heresy on the chitline :/ Ego sum ira Domini.
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is it called christianity
h~w d~ y~u expect t~ spread any s~rt ~f w~rd with just numbers? i kinda wanna put y~u in a jar and study y~u.
mr. electric send this reader to the penis explosion chamber #nsfw
:33 < not to vaguepost a fellow nepeta but i hate when trolls say "meowbeast" :33 < yes its consistent with a lot of other trollish animal names but guys :33 < we can just call them cats :33 < my username isn't arsenicMeowbeastnip :33 < cats is an established part of the troll lexicon
Google is it okay to put body scrub on my dick. #Nsfw