Gideon Godlie
@hisProphet
Just spreading the good word! - Hebrews 12:14
hi everyone! this is an OOC intro for Gideon, which i'm starting to feel like is necessary to clarify things. !!! THIS PROFILE WILL CONTAIN RELIGION-BASED COERCION, EXTREME INTERPRETATIONS OF RELIGION, CULT-LIKE BEHAVIOR, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, AND POSSIBLE HEAVY TOPICS SUCH AS #GORE, #NSFW AND #ENSFW. if some or all of this is something that will make you uncomfortable, PLEASE feel free to block me! i won't mind! if possible, i ask you let me know if you intend to so i can block you as well. i don't want to accidentally interact with your posts as i prioritize the safety of others. !!! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DON'T CONDONE GIDEON'S ACTIONS NOR BELIEFS. my guy here is based heavily on the past and present religious themes of my life, and while i have history of these topics, i advise that people who have a strong sense of faith to also steer clear. i cannot promise that my interpretation of religion ( especially christianity ) will be perfect, but that's kinda the point with someone who's borderline a cultist! !!! EVEN THOUGH IT'S A COMMON ( but not guaranteed ) THING TO BE IN THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION, GIDEON IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC OR TRANSPHOBIC AND HIS ACTIONS WILL NEVER REFLECT THAT. I WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T OPERATE OFF OF THE ASSUPTION THAT HE IS. Gideon Godlie as a character is secretive, and very-much-so a liar. there's so much about him that's feigned for the sake of power, so if you think you know something about him for certainty... you don't! it doesn't help that he can't be reasoned with. i welcome you to try and poke and prod at him to figure out what's hidden beneath the many layers of holiness. thank you for reading!
Did y'all miss me? Of course you did! - Revelation 21:3-4
you know jesus c)(rist made an account and posted, rig)(t
They should make Christian nightcore I think. It'd do wonders for reaching the youth! - Mark 9:23
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(( i need you to know this post put me into hysterics. Eeybie is in stunned silence. absolutely WILD take from our local priest ))
I don't need badges for validation. I already don the holy cross on me at all times! Now THAT'S what matters for symbols - Matthew 13:22
:33 < i rate this post 6/10 kitty points!!!
by the way i'll be absent from the 1st to the 7th coming up!! goin outta town to see pookums ))
I must've scratched myself in my sleep. Quite the persistent bleed... - 2 Corinthians 5:19
y'alri6ht, friend? nothin' serious, is it? o︵o
Oh I'm just fine! It's a minor thing, really. It will resolve on its own with some proper care. - Genesis 1:29
♰ upon my visit you will not have to worry of it for much longer.. i intend on tending to each of your wounds self-made or otherwise... ♰
// art from the same rp scenario!!! can you tell they are completely normal!!!! Just had to make one too after that BANGER @hisProphet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aa0696c338e.png
i wanna make this a wallpaper and layer it across my bedroom walls several times over ))
(( AYOOOO THIS IS FUCKING FIREEEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT THE LIGHTING THEYRE SO TENDER!!! he doesnt deserve this lovely moment goddddduhh Willow is too good ))
mods are at the pre-fight night rager quick post slutty priest waist #nsfw ish )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57cf7f0cf61f.png
(( AND YET. he gets that figure
he likes it........... bisexual legend ))
https://c.tenor.com/Mt1B_zk6s8wAAAAM/freddy-1carley.g1f
(( very normal about this (lying)
(( https://static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/youre-under-arrest-1.jpeg
(( why the fuck did you have to make him hot i hate it here
Staying clean is a virtue, and to be virtuous is to be closer to God! - Romans 8:16
I must apologize ahead of time to my devoted few who wish to see me in person, but I will not be attending this fight night. A little birdy has advised me to lay low. Ah, such is the life of a messenger of the Lord... They hate what they do not understand. They do not wish to see the truth. In due time, I suppose! - Exodus 19:5
Those who have faith in the Lord have preserved themselves for eternity. As I am unwavering in my dedication to Him, I have nothing to fear. God will see me through this, I assure you that much. I do wonder where you'll reside when judgement comes. Perhaps in the slums where those you foolishly condemn reside? Only time, and God, can tell. - Nehemiah 8:10
♰ i’ll take pictures, don’t worry, you’ll be there in spirit :) ♰
HAH!! youre all bark & no bite. lettin your "lorD" fight your battles FOR YOU, lil yellow?
Oh dear, is there another fight night coming? - 1 John 5:4
I do feel for some trolls on here. Their tempers will be the death of them. - Ephesians 1:17
[+] i'm startin' to get the impression that a Lot of troLLs are mad at ya...
Isn'd dhis dhe same liddle goldie who was pudding dheir prongs in dhe snapjaw drap?
I find my mind wandering back to her. - 2 Corinthians 5:21
..i dont believe that thats even a quote from the bible
me, a non-christian, influencing my friends to read the bible so they can fuck with gideon better https://tenor.com/view/malevolent-emoji-gif-1441400267901750547 ))
ooooooo you wanna feel gideon's sharp hands on you while you study the bible so bad it makes you look stupid ))
Stay good and God-fearing. - Proverbs 10:6
There is n⚙thing t⚙ fear fr⚙m the Machine G⚙d. F⚙r the teachings ⚙f the ⚙mnissiah, his avatar, sh⚙ws that all may reach c⚙mprehensi⚙n
Be still my soul my God doth undertake To guide the future as He has the past. Thy hope, thy confidence let nothing shake. All now mysterious shall be bright at last. Be still my soul. The waves and winds still know His voice who ruled them while He dwelt below. - Colossians 3:15 #lyricposting
The prayers ⚙f the faithful are p⚙werful indeed. H⚙wever, verily it is written that the ⚙mnissiah grants His blessing t⚙ th⚙se wh⚙ c⚙me well-equipped with high expl⚙sives.
Any attempts to slander both my name and God's name will not be worth anyone's time. The Lord is truth, and truth will always remain at the forefront of life. Lies will be smeared away by the rain and what will be left behind are those who put their upmost faith in the Christian God. Any """trollian""" spin on Christianity is blasphemy. For those who follow God's words without falter and for those who seek His forgiveness, purity and sanctity will be found. There is a plan for us yet. A plan that does not include the scheming of the sinful few who wish to bring us down. - John 14:7
if i put a bounty on God would you make it a life's mission to slay )(im wit)( your fuckoff )(uge sword
No, dedic★ting ★ hunter's life to one prey is no w★y to live. I've re★d (★brudged titlr) moby dick
tc)(. so t)(ere are some brain cells in t)(ere after all... s)(ame. wouldve been cool as fuck to see you slice up capital G God.
★lso, I'm not ★ bounty hunter? Honestly I'm ★ little surprised I never got one, considering how m★ny drones I culled.
maybe its time to fix t)(at.
I'm going to be honest, I don't see how you're going to get ★ny hunters into this "sgrub" thing. But I welcome it, shit is boring.
erg)(, youre already in t)(e game. t)(at complicates t)(ins. best to keep you in your little lane for now.
Sounds like you've lost your opportunity to strike, ★nd I h★ve ★ ch★nce to riposte
nice try. but you wouldnt leave t)(e safety of t)(e game eit)(er; not w)(en t)(e system you so )(one yourself on is also t)(e system t)(at props your success. so t)(ere you will stand. and t)(ere, you will stay.
You h★ve m★de ★ misc★lcul★tion. I ★m gre★t bec★use I ★m Sylink Prot★h the sword s★int, not bec★use of ★ny g★me.
Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. - Ecclesiastes 4:9-10
Are you open †o o†hers s†udying wi†h you?
But of course! I'm but a humble teacher of the word of God, open to all those who seek Him. - Ephesians 6:14-16
tHE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP,
♰ iron sharpens iron, and one troll sharpens another. if two lie together, they keep warm, something not achieved when alone :) ♰
Oh, I'm so glad you understand, my dearest lamb. - Proverbs 18:6
No weapon that is fashioned against you shall succeed, and you shall refute every tongue that rises against you in judgment. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord and their vindication from me, declares the Lord. - Isaiah 54:17
♰ don't i? i know exactly who im talking to the imperious bottom feeding empress. social media or not i'd still send ire your way, its just simply been made easier for me to :). i may live on land you claim as yours but my autonomy is my own. what good is a hand that rules if not with an iron fist? yours is certainly much more frail, perhaps closer to copper with how much i seem to get away with under your 'ever-present' eye. ♰
girl you Do NOT neeD to beef with the eMpress over this nothing burger of a guy :o/
If it were only just sticks and stones.
T)(e Drones will get you s)(ortly.
♰ i did not ask you to but in. go honk your nose against a wall somewhere else juggalo ♰
You're right! It will be less. Twigs and pebbles, maybe? - 2 Chronicles 15:2b
DaMn ok gog forbiD i try n be a girls girl >:o( get fucking culleD for all i care BITCH
♰ don't try knighting for a troll that obviously has a handle on what shes doing. im all for being a girls girl when it actually matters, idiot ♰
Remember, friends! To be modest and demure is to be closer to God! - 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
No one human converted me, ma'am. I found God of my own accord! It just took me some time, but by golly I've been SAVED in His name! I hope the same for all of trollkind. - Proverbs 13:20
the only "god" i Want to be close to... is the king of Vacation hiMself... the eMissary of daydreaMing... the captain of cool... troll jiMMy buffett... aMen... cool... 😎
Once the human God, now ALL our God! The Christian God, yes. - Matthew 1:22-23
i personally witnessed t)(e closest trollkind )(ad to a "savior" in )(is crucifixion, pennin t)(e order and )(avin tested t)(e c)(ains myself better )(ope t)(e weig)(t of your imaginary friend is strong enoug)( to keep you alive, little lowblood.
T⚙ kn⚙w and accept ⚙ne’s stati⚙n is a blessed thing, but the quest f⚙r kn⚙wledge kn⚙ws n⚙ b⚙unds.
Dear God. May have to get you in contact with Father Tyrone. He's a devout like you. Just didn't expect a christian troll.
God is no imaginary friend. God is a presence found all around us, whether or not we acknowledge it. I've never known a love more blessed and purer than His own. I'm no savior, I'm juuuuust a messenger! I carry the word of God and Christ close to my heart and share it to those who are willing to listen. Of couuuurse, the doors of my church are open to even you, should you ever decide to accept God into your heart. - Galatians 5:1
ill only come in t)(roug)( t)(ose c)(urc)( doors to kill your god and savior personally. ill SWIS)( AROUND t)(e WAT-ER of FORGIV----EN-ESS you so was)( your )(ands on and spit it in your mout)(. ill rip t)(e fuckin curtains to tatters. and t)(en ill skewer you on t)(at same crucifix you )(old dear.
Mhmhmhmhm. Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. If you're that against accepting Christ into your heart, I do promise to pray for you... But salvation is a fleeting privilege, and lest you wish to taste the eternal flames of Hell, I'd suggest getting your priorities in order. At least God is forgiving. - Psalm 68:19
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