♣ mediated by @hisProphet
You know personally I think it's really hot when my partner culls me after intercourse Don't worry I got 8etter ::::) #nsfw #nsfwe (?)
⚇ I LOVE BEING FAITHFUL!!! I LOVE MY MESSIAHS!!! ⚇ I LOVE BEING ABLE TO WORSHIP THEM! ⚇ I LOVE SPOUTIN' THE WICKED MOTHERFUCKIN' WORD EVERY DAY. ⚇ I LOVE MY STUDENTS! ⚇ I LOVE MY JOB! ⚇ I LOVE BEING PURPLE! ⚇ I LOVE GETTIN' TO CLOWN ON THE HEATHEN MASSES! ⚇ I LOVE LOVE LOVE LIFE!!! ⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK HOINK! ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇
⚇ Awww you ain't gotta vague me, lil' lowblood. ⚇ I'm right motherfuckin' here. ⚇ All smilin' 'n shit. ⚇ You couldn't put hate to this face, could ya? :8) ⚇ I'm so :8) ⚇ Cutes :8) ⚇
⚇ Colors 38:83 ⚇ "As above, so below right? Everything above us is the same as below. To me, they're all paint. We stand grander than lowblood and wader alike." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Help me. This priest is outside my house and he won't stop calling me "milestone 2 Michael" and it's scaring me. What do I do? How should I approach this situation?
No you don't. Explode /lh
THIS PASTORTURER IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. #DASHWATCHING #COLLABS [⠶]
It will continue to [][]appen unless t[][]e perpetrator sees consequences.
#meenahcoup good hustle everyone. #womanmoment
FINAL PRESIDENTIAL ALERT. THE GRAY HOUSE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A COUP, LEAD BY @cuttlefishCrusher. ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT, ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT APPROACH THE GRAY HOUSE OR ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE PROPERTY. I AM NOT CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE GRAY HOUSE. I AM IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. AGAIN. DO NOT APPROACH GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY.
♡ GROVEL BEFUR ME WORMZ LET ME HEAR YOUR CRIEZ AZ I CLAW OUT YOUR ORGANZ AND (if mewre a lady) MAKE YOU CUM #nsfwe #nsfw #violence ♡
♡ stupid faker Stupid FAKER pumping that dumb goonrod everynyan knowz corpsegirlz are better ANYWAY! #nsfw #vagueposting ♡
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(=^･⩊･^=) < AMPURRAS STOP BEING SEXY AND NASTY... IT'S MEOWKING ME SQUIRM! #NSFW
Fuck you all. I’m going to 8ed.
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DI\/INE KNOWLEDGE IS ALWAYS RIGHT. I AM ABSOLUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH SUCK MY BUUUUULGE. #nsfw? #whate\/er.
🜏 do u know how muxh drrugs ii♱ ♱akɛs forr mɛ ♱o fɛɛl anyfiin. iim so fuxkiin hugɛ ii nɛɛd ♱o smokɛ an ɛn♱iirrɛ farrm of ♱rroll wɛɛd bɛforrɛ ii♱ kiixks iin, ♱hɛ fuxk #subs♱anxɛ #fuxkmys♱upiidgiian♱liifɛ ♅
"im just a girl" "boys will be boys" i am actually an evil, disgusting, secret third thing
you wanna fuck the heretic so baD it Makes ya look stupiD :oP
Smoking that Oshkosh cement mixer Mississippi mudflap Joe Peschi semen sizzler zaza SUPREME. #su8stance #nsfw may8e????????
lowvbloods really are cute. still not totally sure on wvhether shes a bronze or a rust though?
IT IS FUNNY. THAT EVEN WHEN MY PRESENCE IS LIMITED BY THE EXTENT OF MY RETROCAUSALITY. I AM STILL FEARED. THE AMPWHORA OF BEFWHORUS (DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) WAS SHAKING IN HIS SKINNY JEANS, TERRIFIED OF MY ARRIVAL. MY ALPHA ADVICE FOR THE DAY IS: TERRIFY CRONUS AMPORA IN WAYS THAT DEFINE HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE. #ALPHAADVICE
havin feelings for someone is unnatural and you gonna die
wow. the poll is back! a 100% of you all said bottom. what are the chances? #NSFW
feelin HELLA feral... i gotta hunt a bitch Down! NOW!!! #violence #suggestive #bothapplyhere
question to satisfy my curiosity: do you describe yourself as a top, bottom, or switch (which is code for bottom but ashamed of it)? #NSFW
I want Meenah to shake that thang, to 8e honest! #nsfw
to the tune of mr sandman: mr dickman, bring me a peen make it the biggest that i've ever seen #nsfw
******* There's very few people I dislike; but there's a few. #vaugeposting *******
Obsessed as always, I see.
As a matter of fact I'm gonna go suck a dick just to piss that guy off. #nsfw #vaguepost
Why does sex seem so appealing in songs but when you're actually doing it it's just kind of "Alright cool I guess." Or is this a me thing? #nsfw
II 2tiill 2tand by my r0bl0x 0piinii0n, liiterally iif y0u have the tiime tw0 play a game - play anythiing el2e.
FUCK YOUUUUUU FUCKYOTIYIUYYUUUUUUUUUUU ALL I FEEL IS HATRED TOWATDS YOYIYUYIIUIUYUTUYIUYUT/lyr #lyricposting
need me a neurotic babe i can tie down and watch em squirm and cry.
i don't care about your gender, i just cull everyone :p #violence
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well. here we fuckin go. another #bulgepost <:B https://i.imgur.com/mb16nWN.png #nsfw
My favorite BL? Uh idk probably the bible.
Too many wander in t[][]e belly of t[][]e beast, despite knowing t[][]e dangers. Warning t[][]em is a futile effort. If t[][]ey want to be doomed, so be it. It's t[][]eir c[][]oice in t[][]e end. #vagueposting #poetry
give youur friennds plennty of huugs. they might nneed them.
EVERYPUPPY 8OUTTA 8E INFLATED 8IG AND ROUND IF I END UP IN ONE MORE HORRIFIC NIGHTMARE DIMENSION I WILL MAKE IT EVERYPUPPYS PRO8LEM
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
I [][]ope we get to fig[][]t soon. I want to lay [][]im out like beds[][]eets... #fig[][]tnig[][]t #specificposting
concept: your kismesis looking up at you with glassy eyes as they take another punch you cant fucking take it anymore you grab them by the face roughly, crushing their split lips to yours dragging your tongue hotly upwards to clean up their bloody nose yourself the taste making you shutter out a needy moan their eyes roll back to look up at you with an annoyingly smug grin teeth stained with that pretty color you hate so much "you take such good care of me" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #fightnight, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #violence, bloodplay, rainbowdrinkerbait, combat, pitchcraving, archive rating: M)
[][]ow many C[][]ristian trolls are t[][]ere on t[][]is site?!
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Whenever someone reacts with a Mediate, I can't help but hear the Minecraft villagers sound in my head.