Harry Anderson Egbert-Lalonde
@thespiansGlamour
Pretty boy extraordinaire. you know i'm a top, right?
take two! send cute boys! (take one didn't happen!)
i have been informed the "cute boy" is my kid-dad. #incest #DODGED
hey, so heavy stuff. so send cute boys to distract me. (sorry girls, vrissy gets jealous.)
you know what? i'll take it. kind of look like my dad but without the weird mustache. so... you come here often?
U cannot be this dumb
FOR ONCE I’LL AGREE WITH THE THEFTSPAWN. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
man, why did no one tell me a dead uncle is trying to kill us???
literal non issue. my mum can handle it!!!!
I feel kind of bad that she is apparently holding back at least two pretty major threats at any given time!
man, sburb 101 did NOT mention getting abandoned by vriska and waiting weeks on an alien planet to start a game. (i didn't sleep through that part, did i?)
classic.
No? What the fuck? Why the hell would Vriska do that?
THEY'RE DOUBLING AS BOTH PLAYER SLOTS AND EXILES. TRUST THE PROCESS.
I will NOT trust a process that involves just Dumping a guy in the wilderness??? If theyre playing Sburb they should have a prospit and derse to exile people from anyway
i feel bad. i'm giving tavvy his glasses back.
Since I'm here yea, what
Check the bag. Write down the code of it too in case you need it again later
That's a weird way 5o refer to someone
I'm writing you a goddamn game guide
oh, no need. i passed sburb 101, dude. i can handle game stuff! i'm just... not there yet.
I don't believe you
okay. i broke tavvy's glasses and i feel bad now. #SurvivalNo #):
uhWow. youCan st'llUse theGlass thoughR'ght?
WAIT I CAN STEAL TAVVY'S GLASSES! #SurvivalPro
i'm facing discrimination against rich, handsome pretty boys. i don't want to call anyone out but... @rubyredBarking
I eat the rich
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh, no... :( ⚓︎
I'll eat him too.i can eat you both. I've got a big appetite
Huh
look, people really think i should eat tavvy to survive. and i'm being ever so slightly convinced.
I mean yeah he's soft and chewy.
how do you find glass in the woods?
okay, how do you make a fire?
c< carefully >c
find some glass and try to use it as a lens to light a leaf on fire then start growing the pile of kindling from there
okay, quick tips. if you're stranded on an alien planet and you've never cooked anything in your life, how do you food?
"= burn something that used to move. until it is safe. ish. i think. ="
instant noodles
I'll take whatever tone I want, oh prince egbert, what the actual fuck. Okay. You can't kill your own shit probably so make sure you google whatever plants you're eating When and if you do kill something cook it fully. If it's still leaking blood it isn't done.
like someone messed up all the color codes on a wilderness setting. blue leaves, orange water, and other weird stuff.
haveYou tr'edExplor'ng toSee 'fYou canF'nd anyShelter?
this is prosecution of the rich! i always knew i would face discrimination one day for my mad stacks of money. uh, but killing something is a little... intense. like, i only have one pair of scissors and i need to use them for other things too!
You can WASH SCISSORS
uh|n orangeWater?
i'm here for like ten minutes and i've already seen like twenty variations of my dad and mom. that's definitely not gonna be weird. anyhoo, what's up, chittr?
Oh not a playwright I would love to direct a production of *Goodnight Desdemona Good Morning Juliet* for example
sooooooo not normal. but hey, this is like the weird toenail on the foot of weirdness, so it's okay.
is that fucking analogy the toe??
pfft, i know what a director is but you can have a preferred genre. g.d.g.m.j is a pretty cool production though! i'm a big fan of hamilton if we're being honest and basic.
Ah I suppose we are all allowed a guilty pleasure
no, the analogy is the cool, overly-extended finger, that's like weirdly rubbing up against the toe.
this is actually hell. ~_@
(( im sorry i enjoy hamilton taylor is just jaded against it
! hey, hey, hamilton is more of a staple than shakespere at this point in time.