chopped and miserable
@spilledCoffee
IMM,NOT,PLAYING,ON,MMY,PALMMHUSK,IMM,TAKING,CARE,OF,BUSINESS, [CLOCKED,IN,]
MMY,MMOIRAIL,ENCOURAGED,MME,TO,POST,A,PICTURE,OF,MMYSELF,SSOIMM,GOING,TO,ATTACH,MMY,PICTURE,AND,HIT,THE,SEND,BUTTON,AND,NOT,EVEN,THINK,ABOUT,HOW,I,CANT,DELETE,THIS,ONCE,ITS,ON,THE,SPLINTERNET,FOREVER,PLEASE,DO,NOT,SAY,ANYTHING,MMEAN,OR,INCONSIDERATE,ABOUT,MMY,APPEARANCE,THAT,WOULD,BE,WEIRD,OF,YOU,https://cdn...imgchest...com/files/09a88298b960...png
I,PUT,REDBULL,IN,MMY,COFFEE
Ah yes, a combination you can trust
HH,HOWLONG,IS,TOO,LONG,TO,WAIT,IN,THE,DRIVE,THRU,FFFOR,YOUR,ORDER,AT,WHAT,POINT,WOULD,YOUU,JUST,PULL,YOUR,BUGGY,AROUND
⧃ Four minutes, at most.
(V)(',,')(V) fo℧r min℧tes br℧h??? i barely got my caegers o℧t in fo℧r min℧tes fym
⧃ I am a busy man and coffee doesn't take four minutes to make.
⧃ I'll get it somewhere else. Or make it at the office.
IITS,A,DRIVETHRU,AND,THEYRE,JUST,REEALLY,BACKED,UP...........................
⧃ Four minutes is still a long time for a coffee. Standard drive-thru times for a coffee shop require orders to be out the window within a maximum of one minute, thirty seconds.
C,CCAN,SOMMEONE,RECOMMMMEND,SSOMME,BEGINNER,NORMMAL,BEHAVIORS
IITS,A,LITTLE,HARD,TO,THINK,OF,SOMMETHING,THAT,YOUVE,SAID,TO,BE,ABNORMMAL,AND,DISCOMMFORTINGCOULD,YOU,THINK,OF,AN,EXAMMPLE
It is mere/y what I have been to/d. It is said with enough consistency that I must accept it as simp/y a truth of which the detai/s I am not entire/y privy to. But a samurai must be humb/e and acknow/edge his f/aws.
i figured you might
lol lmao evven
ENJOYING,THE,SMMELL,OF,GASOLINE,IS,NORMMAL,ISNT,IT
ey△h
the tAstE tOO.
oh and hUffIng it is. why do i EvEn fUckIn bOthEr. it's the sAmE shit!! it tAstEs grEAt, and i fEEl grEAt! i'm fInE!!
I,,IIAMM,NOT,HUFFING,IT,!!,IWAS,JUST,SMMELLING,IT,༼;´༎ຶ,,༎ຶ༽
IITSNOT,THE,SAMME,THINGG,THAT,COULD,BE,CORRODING,YOUR,INNARDS,WHATIF,YOU,THROW,UP,Y,YYOUR,SKELETON,
my bOnEs wOuldA mEltEd OuttA my fUckIn' skull swEEps AgO if that wErE the cAsE. what i don't get is why no OnE ElsE can fUckIn' hAndlE it.
VERY,HOT,OUTSIDE,IMM,GOING,TO,!!,MMELT,!
I,JUST,HAVE,TO,DO,ONE,MMORE,DOUBLE,SHIFT,AT,THE,WAREHOUSE,AND,THEN,ITS,MMY,FIRST,VACATION,FOR,THE,FIRST,TIMME,IN,LIKE,A,FULL,HALFSWEEP,!!!,^_^
IT,IS,YES,BUT,ITS,FLEETING,BY,THE,TIMME,THAT,MMY,BONES,HAVE,BEEN,BLESSED,WITH,A,MMOMMENT,OF,STILLNESS,AND,MMY,NERVES,ARE,QUELLED,AND,THE,CACOPHONY,IN,MMY,HEAD,HAS,SILENCED,THE,VACATION,WILL,BE,OVER,AND,ILL,BE,BACK,TO,WAGESLAVING,BUT,!!!,IMM,NOT,GOING,TO,THINK,ABOUT,THAT,RIGHT,NOW,LALALA
———YΨPPƐƐƐ!!——Ɛ
MMY,ONLY,OUTLET,FOR,BURDEN-LESSENING,IS,THROUGH,MMY,MMOIRAIL,BUT,THERE,IS,ONLY,DO,MMUCH,THAT,SHE,CAN,DO
What do you intend to do with your we//-earned vacation, Choppu-kohai?
IIMM,GOING,TO,SLEEP,A,LOT,^_^,ANND,TAKE,MMMMY,MMOIRAIL,TO,A,MMOVIE,!!
Sounds /ike a good p/an. Enjoy it. You deserve a break.
I,DONT,MMIND,WORKING,AT,THE,WAREHOUSE,DURING,THE,DAYTIMME,LIKE,THIS,BECAUSE,I,GET,TO,STAY,INSIDE,AND,HAVE,MMY,OWN,FAN,AND,ITS,REALLY,QUIET,WHEN,THERES,NOT,DUBIOUS,CREAKING,AND,THE,VENTS,ARE,NOT,GROANING,BUT,OTHERWISE,I,HAVE,NO,CHOICE,BUT,TO,IGNORE,THOSE,THINGS,AND,WATCH,VIDEOS,AND,READ,COMMICS,INSTEAD,^_^, https://cdn...imgchest...com/files/adc820eb036f...png
IT,IS,ARGUABLY,VERY,EASY,BUT,THE,DAY,IS,REALLY,LONG,AND,IMM,THE,ONLY,OTHER,EMMPLOYEE,SO,THERES,A,LOT,OF,RESPONSIBILITY,THAT,COMMES,WITH,A,SECURITY,POSITION,BUT,ORIGINALLY,I,WAS,HIRED,TO,KEEP,TROLLS,FROMM,BREAKING,IN,AN,ATTEMMPTING,TO,DISMMANTLE,THE,DRONES,BUT,HONESTY,IN,ALL,THE,PERIGREES,THAT,IVE,WORKED,HERE,THAT,HAS,NEVER,REALLY,HAPPENED
THAT,DOESNT,ALWAYS,STOP,PEOPLE,WHICH,IS,THE,REASON,WHY,I,STILL,HAVE,A,JOB,HERE,^_^
Isn't this the theme restaurant that is notorious for its security guards dying a/most every sing/e /ight..?
A,LITTLE,OVER,THE,STANDARD,MMINIMMUMM,WAGE,FOR,MMIDBLOODS,STARTING,OUT,AND,THEN,AFTER,A,SWEEP,OF,BEING,HERE,I,GOT,A,1C,RAISE,^_^
NOT,THE,RESTAURANT,BUT,THE,WAREHIVE,THAT,THEY,KEEP,THE,AUTOMMATRONIC,DRONES,FOR,STORAGE,THERE,IS,JUST,A,LOT,OF,THE,REATAURANT'S,PARAPHERNALIA,IN,THIS,BUILDING,AS,WELL
Hm. A/right. Just be safe, Choppu-kohai.
NOT,TO,WORRY,KALBUR,SENPAI,MMY,DAYLIGHT,EMMPLOYERS,TYPICALLY,LOCK,MME,INTO,A,PANIC,BLOCK,AT,THE,START,OF,MMY,SHIFT,I,AMM,ONLY,TO,EXIT,IF,THERE,IS,A,BREACH,IN,THE,ONLY,EXTERIOR,DOOR,ON,THE,PROPERTY,BUT,THAT,HAS,YET,TO,HAPPEN,AND,I,BELIEVE,IT,IS,BECAUSE,THERE,ARE,LASER,TURRETS,IMMMMEDIATELY,BEYOND,THE,BUILDING,TO,DETER,THIEVES,IN,SEARCH,OF,IMMPERIAL,SCRAP ദ്ദി,´⌣`,)
That is… good I suppose. Good /uck, at any rate.
DDOYOU,DESTROY,SOMMEONE,THE,MMOMMENT,YYOU,START,LOVINGG,THEMM,DOES,THAT,STILL,HAPPEN,ANYMMORE
Nah, you build each other up.
Yes, but where else would you lay the foundation?
That sounds right.
THANK,YOU,FOR,THE,PITY......
youre welcome anytime you need some pity just tag a lad ill beep boop my way to pity
WELL,A,LOT,OF,MMY,POSTS,ARE,PITIFUL,HAHA,I,WOULDNT,WANT,TO,BURDEN,YOU,WITH,A,USELESS,NOTIFICATION,BUT,THANK,YOU,FOR,THE,SUGGESTION
haha no problem i have a vast amount of time on my hands infinite time to instill pity on all you chumps i mean sad chumps yeah i got nothin
IMM,VERY,GRATEFUL,TO,NOW,BE,IN,AN,OCCUPATIONAL,POSITION,TO,HAVE,THE,OPPORTUNITY,TO,VISIT,MMY,MMOIRAIL,THAT,I,MMISS,VERY,MMUCH,I,FEEL,AWFUL,THAT,IT,HAS,NEARLY,BEEN,AN,ENTIRE,SWEEP,SINCE,IVE,SEEN,HER,FACE,IN,PERSON,BUT,SHE,IS,ENDLESSLY,FORGIVING,AND,HER,UNDERSTANDING,GOES,BEYOND,WHAT,IMM,DESERVING,OF,DOES,ANYONE,HAVE,ANY,SUGGESTIONS,OR,FUN,IDEAS,TO,WHERE,I,SHOULD,TAKE,HER,FOR,RECREATIONAL,PURPOSES
Park. Feed the birds some vegetables.
OH,SINCE,WHEN,ARE,THEY,EATING,THOSE,I,THOUGHT,THEY,WOULD,JUST,EAT,TROLLS,LIKE,THEY,USED,TO
Some birds eat trolls, some birds don’t.
Download a naturalist app? Have a field guide on hand? Do you not know how to recognize birds…?
NO,I,AMM,NOT,OUTSIDE,VERY,OFTEN,ON,ACCOUNT,OF,MMY,TWO,JOBS,THAT,I,HAVE,THAT,ARE,BOTH,INDOOR,OPERATIONS,IVE,NOT,REALLY,HAD,THE,NECESSITY,OR,DESIRE,TO,LOOK,AT,AND,APPRECIATE,THE,FAUNA,ON,PLANET,WHICH,IS,MMY,OWN,NEGLIGENCE,I,JUST,DIDNT,FORSEE,AN,INSTANCE,WHERE,I,WOULD,ABSOLUTELY,NEED,THIS,INFORMMATION,BECAUSE,I,WILL,NOT,SUGAR,COAT,THIS,FOR,YOU,BUT,I,DID,NOT,THINK,I,WOULD,EVER,GET,ENOUGH,TIMME,TO,SEE,MMY,MMOIRAIL,OR,DO,RELATIVELY,NORMMAL,THINGS,WITH,HER,AGAIN,AFTER,OUT,TIMME,APART,BUT,YES,I,WILL,DOWNLOAD,A,NATURIST,APP,JUST,SO,I,CAN,SEE,AND,DETERMMINE,IF,THE,BOTH,OF,US,ARE,AT,RISK,OF,BEING,SNATCHED,FROMM,THE,GROUND,IN,THE,SAMME,MMANNER,THAT,OCEAN,GULLBEASTS,RETRIEVE,THEIR,PREY
…you have a certain poetry about you, despite your woebegone manner. Strangely compelling.
I,HOPE,THAT,MMAYBE,ONE,EVENING,THERE,IS,A,FUNCTION,THAT,I,CAN,GO,TO,IN,ORDER,TO,MMEET,FRIENDLY,FACES,IN,PERSON,MMAYBE,A,FUNCTION,THAT,IS,NOT,SUPER,LOUD,OR,SUPER,VIOLENT,AND,MMAYBE,ON,AN,EVENING,THAT,IMM,NOT,EXHAUSTED,FROMM,A,BUSY,SCHEDULE,AND,MMAYBE,ON,AN,EVENING,THAT,IMM,DOSED,WITH,A,MMILD,SEDATIVE,AS,TO,NOT,BE,SPOOKED,LIKE,A,HOOFBEAST,BEING,SENT,TO,A,VET,OFFICE
I,THINK,I,REALLY,WANT,TO,TRY,A,NEW,HOBBY,BUT,I,DONT,THINK,IMM,VERY,GOOD,AT,A,LOT,OF,THINGS,MMAINLY,BECAUSE,I,OFTEN,DO,NOT,HAVE,THE,TIMME,TO,DEDICATE,TO,LEARNING,A,NEW,SKILL,LIKE,DRAWING,OR,PLAYING,AN,INSTRUMMENT,(BUT,PLAYING,AN,INSTRUMMENT,WOULD,NOT,BE,VERY,IDEAL,CONSIDERING,I,LIVE,IN,A,SKITTERVAN,AND,I,DO,NOT,HAVE,VERY,MMUCH,SPACE,AS,IS,AND,ALSO,I,DONT,LIKE,DRAWING,MMUCH,ATTENTION,TO,MMYSELF,AND,I,BELIEVE,AN,INSTRUMMENT,WOULD,BE,A,TOUCH,TOO,NOISY),BUT,SOMMETHING,QUIET,AND,CALMM,AND,MMAYBE,A,LITTLE,STRESS,RELIEVING,I,TRIED,DOING,CROCHET,A,FEW,TIMMES,BUT,MMY,MMIND,HAS,REGRETTABLY,DECIDED,THAT,CROCHETING,IS,JUST,PLAIN,BORING,AND,I,LOSE,INTEREST,IN,IT,VERY,QUICKLY, SSO,IF,YOU,WANT,TO,SUGGEST,HOBBIES,FOR,MME,TO,TRY,I,WILL,HEAR,YOU,OUT
I practice the art of shodō. Perhaps ca//igraphy cou/d be of interest to you, too, as it trains your concentration and steadiness.
I,HAD,NEARLY,ACCEPTED,THAT,THIS,POST,WOULD,HAVE,BEEN,ONE,TO,PASS,THROUGH,THE,FEED,UNNOTICE,SO,IMM,PLEASED,TO,SEE,YOU,IN,MMY,NOTIFICATIONS,AGAIN, CALLIGRAPHY,IS,CHARMMING,AND,SOUNDS,A,LITTLE,MMEDATATIVE.........I,JUST,DONT,KNOW,WHERE,I,WOULD,START......
I admit I am more often on my forums than I am here on Chittr, but I don't want to neg/ect my kohai. I actua//y wou/d have gone back further in your posts, but I'd spammed you enough. Izure ni shite mo... I wou/d be open to teaching you. It is far easier to have a sensei than it is to /earn comp/ete/y on your own, as it is difficu/t to accurate/y judge your own ca//igraphy work. But this is up to you.
WELL.........IFYOU,ARRE,OFFERING,THEN,I,WOULD,BE,OPEN,TO,YOUR,GUIDANCE,^_^
OH,GGOD
THATS,OKAY,IF,I,CANT,DELETE,AN,IMMAGE,I,WILL,JUST,DELETE,MMY,ENTIRE,ACCOUNT
ᨳ It was cute. Keep your chIn up, hunny. Be proud of yourself.
MMY,MMOIRAIL,ENCOURAGED,MME,TO,POST,A,PICTURE,OF,MMYSELF,SSOIMM,GOING,TO,ATTACH,MMY,PICTURE,AND,HIT,THE,SEND,BUTTON,AND,NOT,EVEN,THINK,ABOUT,HOW,I,CANT,DELETE,THIS,ONCE,ITS,ON,THE,SPLINTERNET,FOREVER,PLEASE,DO,NOT,SAY,ANYTHING,MMEAN,OR,INCONSIDERATE,ABOUT,MMY,APPEARANCE,THAT,WOULD,BE,WEIRD,OF,YOU,https://cdn...imgchest...com/files/09a88298b960...png
⊹ CUTE!! ⊹
Right? Absolutely adorable. Like an antlerbeast in dreadlights.
sooooo cuuuute :)
aw you're so chungus
A good picture, Choppu-kohai. It'// be interesting seeing a face a/ong with your posts.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u are very pretty. [END MESSAGE]
IT,WAS,A,LITTLE,SILLY,OF,MME,TO,FORGET,THAT,MMY,REGULARLY,SCHEDULED,DISPLEASURE,WOULD,BE,RIGHT,AROUND,THE,CORNER,HOW,HILARIOUS,OF,MMMM,E
AS,MMUCH,AS,IMM,OFTEN,COMMPLAINING,OR,LAMMENTING,ON,HOW,AWFUL,OF,AN,EVENING,I,SO,OFTEN,HAVE,I,THINK,AT,LEAST,FOR,THIS,POST,I,WILL,USE,IT,BY,SAYING,ITS,VERY,NICE,HAVING,SOMMETHING,TO,LOOK,FORWARD,TO,AND,MMINE,IS,THAT,IMM,TAKING,A,WEEK,OFF,FROMM,WORKING,JUST,TO,SPEND,TIMME,WITH,MMY,MMOIRAIL,THAT,I,HAVE,NOT,SEEN,IN,AN,AWFULLY,LONG,TIMME,AND,THAT,AT,LEAST,FOR,THIS,MMORNING,INSTEAD,OF,TOSSING,AND,TURNING,ABOUT,AGONIZINGLY,EMMBARRASSING,PAST,EXPERIENCES,THAT,ULTIMMATELY,ARE,ONLY,MMEANS,FOR,MMY,MMIND,TO,CLING,TO,I,AMM,UNABLE,TO,REST,PROPERLY,BECAUSE,IMM,excited...
oh good
goddamnit
SAVE,MME,ENERGY,DRINK,AND,THREW,IBUPROFEN,SAVE,MME
I,THINK,AFTER,WRITHING,IN,MMY,CUPE,LIKE,A,DYING,ANIMMAL,IT,HAS,TIRED,MMY,PAN,OUT,TO,THE,POINT,OF,TRUE,EXHAUSTION,ANDNOE,I,CANFFINALLY,GET,A,NAO,BEFORE,I,HAAVE,TOWAKE,UP,IN,4,HOURDS
ANOTHER,TORTUROUS,PRE-CUPE,MMEMMORY,THAT,IS,WITHHOLDING,REST,FROMM,MMY,WEARY,MMIND,IS,THE,TIMME,THAT,I,WALKED,INTO,A,STREET,LAMMP,IN,FRONT,OF,A,CUTE,BOY,CROSSING,THE,STREET,AND,HEARD,HIMM,LAUGH,IMMMMEDIATELY,AFTER,RRGH