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@excisedOmmatidium

𖣂 lord of blood. 𖣂 whatever that means. 𖣂 i write poetry.

Blood: RustKult Score: 1229Kull Score: 117718 followers7 following
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𖣂 visible. 𖣂 forced. into the light. 𖣂 thank you 𖣂 thank you

𖣂 i am growing accustomed 𖣂 to the starless night

Kult: +9
Total: 9

i think. avante garde furniture. makes me angry.

Kult: +71
Kull: +50
Total: 121
Ratio: 1.42

disgusting. ptoo

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

It is largely impractical and not even comfortable.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Little Apple®
This user has eaten from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@inspectorEquine[IE]

HNN.

concerning response.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

[⚙︎ Honest|y a hi|arious beef to have. Who is buying this. ⚙︎]

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Little Apple®
This user has eaten from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@inspectorEquine[IE]

HA HA.

@subparNova[SN]

fuckers. probably.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Beforian
Those who came before us.
pansexual
love yourself
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
@censureCruelty[CC]

I. Love. It.

then we must fight.

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
pansexual
love yourself
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
@censureCruelty[CC]

No. We. Mustn-t.

i am. making light of the situation. you can save your pity. for my #concerningposts

Kult: +2
Total: 2

relapsed. sorry. 3/10 don't like it

Kult: +44
Kull: +40
Total: 84
Ratio: 1.10

✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ ab𝓈olut𝑒ly 𝒽orrid darling ┈ ┈ ┈

it could be worse. but not much.

✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ i di𝓈agr𝑒𝑒 my couc𝒽-po𝓈ting confidant t𝒽i𝓈 bitc𝒽 i𝓈 r𝑒mini𝓈c𝑒nt to a b𝑒dpan and i do not b𝑒li𝑒v𝑒 i am fucking wit𝒽 it 1/10 ┈ ┈ ┈

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i saw one with feet.

✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ o𝒽 good 𝒽𝑒av𝑒n𝓈 ┈ ┈ ┈

✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT ┈ ┈ ┈

you understand now. my generosity.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

𖣂 i feel it. 𖣂 behind my eyes.

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13
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Overgrowth Lord
Life bends to the whim of this user.
@tranquilOutcast[TO]

You are stronger than it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

more stubborn. at least.

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Overgrowth Lord
Life bends to the whim of this user.
@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Sometimes that is all it takes.

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Total: 5

hi. it's me. bug. the sofa rater. 6/10 it compels me. but i don't like the number 7.

Kult: +62
Kull: +42
Total: 104
Ratio: 1.48
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
@caliginousCalix[CC]

...eugh.

i will accept no criticism. in the realm of sofas.

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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

I eat one of the pillows off the couch when you aren't looking

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User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Dedicated Courier
Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
@caliginousCalix[CC]

you ♤re, of course, entitled to your opinions. i'm just. struggling to comprehend it...

that. is simply not my problem.

it's. groovy.

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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

You passed my wisdom test...

Kult: +5
Total: 5

fucking. yes.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i am ambivalent about most skeletons.

Kult: +42
Kull: +30
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.40

Which are the ones you are not ambivalent towards?

@tripleHelix[TH]

just leaving room to change my mind.

Ah, once again, wisdom Personally we like the incredibly anatomically incorrect plastic ones c: They make us laugh

Most?

@tripleHelix[TH]

fuck. that's a good answer.

mine is pretty useful.

okay now it's showing me a badger. i goregled "weird sofa" what. are these results.

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

A badger WOULD make a weird sofa...

woah.

0/10 not a sofa. this is a cat toy.

Kult: +70
Kull: +50
Total: 120
Ratio: 1.40
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Dash Certified
Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@fncysntakiinD[FD]

This could totally be a sofa. For a mouse or some shit.

MEEOW MEOW MEEEOOWW MEEOWWWWW MEOW MEOW MEEEOWWWW...

enough. you sofa's advocate.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dash Certified
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Somebody has to speak for the silent.

if i find. a talking sofa. i will take no criticism.

HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@fncysntakiinD[FD]

https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/hqdefault.jpg

1.3/10 but i want it dead.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Toy for me...

going to stop posting. about my descent into madness. effective immediately. and pivot. into rating sofas

Kult: +37
Kull: +30
Total: 67
Ratio: 1.23

5/10 too fucking big.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dash Certified
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Perfect size, don't know what you mean.

1000 sweeps lost in the couch dimension.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dash Certified
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@fncysntakiinD[FD]

The longevity of this couch is unbeatable.

okay. 5.5

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honse,
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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Hell yes.

for those of us. who cannot attend the festivities. whatever the reason. what sort of mask. would you wear? what character. would you become? in a world where you could.

Kult: +135
Kull: +120
Total: 255
Ratio: 1.13

i didn't think. you seemed unintelligent. just. more action thriller. leatherpunk and grunge. ...i don't know really. what to say to that.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ WELL YEA BU777 YOU SAID "IF I COULD" AN 777HA777S ALL SHI777 I CAN DO ALREADY <3 <3 <3 SO I AIN777 GO777777A FAN777ASIZE AB777 I777 I CAN JUS MAKE I777 HAPPEN YKNOWWWW an 7has fair lmao <3 ⸝⸝♤

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Oh so that’s why you like me :3

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAHAHA NO BOO I LIKE U CUS UR CU777E AN FUNNYYYYYY <3 <3 <3 ⸝⸝♤

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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Duskie nice to me? Duskie so sweet to Arty? Miaou… [the chit is purring]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ YAAAAYYY NICE KI777777Y AR777Y <3 ⸝⸝♤

Kult: +5
Total: 5

is it okay that i'm here or.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ HAHAHA SORRY BOO WE JUS CHA777777IN FORGO777 I WAS ON SOMEONE ELSES POS777 <3 ⸝⸝♤

Kult: +5
Total: 5

don't worry. i'm joking. i'm just awkward.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ AWW DON777 WORRY BOU777 I777 BOO YOU ALRI777E <3 YOU CAN BE AWKWARD 777HA777'S NO PROBBY MOS777 PEOPLE ARE A LIL AWKWARD ⸝⸝♤

𖣂 it claws at my mind.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

it feels good. to participate in something.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

i would change my name. to cat. for "the bit" but i don't think. enough people know me. and that i am normally called bug. to see what i'm doing.

Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80
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You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@avidCupid[AC]

:33 < cat now

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
@avidCupid[AC]

okay. just a little.

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You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@avidCupid[AC]

:33 < YAY :DD

Kult: +5
Total: 5

𖣂 it thinks i will be made desperate. 𖣂 it is wrong. 𖣂 it is wrong.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

You are stronger than it ever will be.

it is not strength. it is passivity. i never looked. for a way out. i will suffer it. as i always have.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

romantic. in the same sense. that troll edgar allen poe. is a romantic writer.

Kult: +24
Total: 24

i try not to look back. on posts i have made. i know i will only see. the ravings of my lunacy. but to know. last night i captured it. that thing that keeps me here. enough at least. to know this madness. does not bloom from within. it is comfort

Kult: +2
Total: 2

my wings. resemble a moth's. my lusus, too. was moth shaped. but i think. if i could be any bug. i would want. some kind of beetle. i like. how round. and compact they are.

Kult: +35
Kull: +10
Total: 45
Ratio: 3.50

this. is me.

Kult: +35
Total: 35
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Sooo cute!!

𖣂 visible. 𖣂 forced. into the light. 𖣂 thank you 𖣂 thank you

Kult: +27
Kull: +20
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35

I am glad I could help you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@laxLitterateur[LL]

yeah that sure LLooks LLike some kind of grade a fucker. good LLuck with that

fucker. is appropriate.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@laxLitterateur[LL]

LLotta anomaLLies have proper names but LLets be reaLL here most of em are fuckers

Kult: +10
Total: 10

𖣂 hands of light. 𖣂 help me. 𖣂 reveal it. 𖣂 please.

Kult: +52
Kull: +40
Total: 92
Ratio: 1.30
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Pendra's Orb
♯heknows
@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯whatchadoin

Kult: +2
Total: 2

𖣂 a photograph. 𖣂 the thing that hunts me. 𖣂 it hides.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Pendra's Orb
♯heknows
@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯gl with ♯that ♯gettinghunted ♯sucks

Kult: +4
Total: 4

𖣂 persistence hunter. 𖣂 war of attrition. 𖣂 my sanity. first.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] revea| what? [END MESSAGE]

𖣂 Architect. 𖣂 it hides. 𖣂 i want it seen. 𖣂 to prove. it is real.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee. if it iz a phyzica| pr0perty i may be ab|e tt0 azzizt. 0therwize... z0me0ne e|ze'z d0main. [END MESSAGE]

absent. from the photograph.

Kult: +7
Total: 7