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@golgothasTerminator

CEO of SN Enterprises, richest man on Earth C! I love my children 💚 Hello Karkat!! ❤️♠️ Pfp by me!

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Here you go everyone! Go hog wild! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc3G-WALhZPL9a6hrw6-2bIa2pEyHAko2nLVmG_OvQIH6tDaw/viewform?usp=publish-editor

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I go. Woof

Kult: +35
Kull: +25
Total: 60
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awesome

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@karmaDagger[KD]

real as fuck

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Yyqhah!!

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Boof

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@karmaDagger[KD]

arf

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I'LL NEVER SHAVE!!!

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

9od ¡ !ove 7ha7 7w¡nk $o much #n$fw #va9uepo$7¡n9

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Ue isn't axtually a twink but @carcinoGenetwinkist

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#FrenchToastClub
Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.
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Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.
@clumsyAquifer[CA]

!! Ò////∆////¬

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@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

ehehehehheeh...

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

He on my dick. I want him died #nsfw

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Ik am fuuuuckcing up this popc9rn. #substance

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I fucking love playing video games!

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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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You know, like, Nya?
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@gavageCombustion[GC]

another one. i rlly couldn't think of a pun here, mb.

Kult: +55
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Total: 60
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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Oh my god wait I'm SO CUTE!!!

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I'm on my fucking bullshit I'm out of my antipsychotics. #substance

Kult: +46
Kull: +40
Total: 86
Ratio: 1.15
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go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

don't get with me, i've got a streak of bad behavior with people off antipsychotics

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I. I wasn't planning on it? What does this mean????

Kult: +7
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go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

aw man i'm fun plz

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

@carcinoGenetwinkist this Strider is flirting with me.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

that wasnt a flirt at all can a guy not encourage bad decisions . im unappreciated in my time

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

DON'T DATE HIM HE'LL MAKE YOU EAT DISGUSTING BRITISH FOODS.

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Kull: +5
Total: 10
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go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

i like how this is your only problem w it

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

You disgust me.

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Oh, good grief.

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Oh I cannot STAND him.

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Kull: +27
Total: 59
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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

WE BOTH KNOW YOUR LAZY ASS IS SITTING IN YOUR OFFICE RIGHT NOW.

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I am and I want to be back in bed.

Kull: +5
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Knotty
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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

YOUR OWN FAULT. JOSH AND I ARE COZY ON THE COUCH.

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Without meee ughhhhhhh... </3333333

Kult: +5
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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I say that last post with nothing but fondness, mind you.

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Great fucking heavens I am in it deep.

Kult: +9
Kull: +7
Total: 16
Ratio: 1.29
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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Oh, brother!

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Another fucking day. Hoo boy.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@lividLanguid[LL]

YꐦU'RE RIGHT. YꐦU DꐦN'T MATTER. GꐦꐦD JꐦB, YꐦU DUMB BITCH! #NQUEMESEETHING

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
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@lividLanguid[LL]

#SELFLꐦATHING.

Kult: +2
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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@karmaDagger[KD]

been there, dude. if you need to talk to someone about it im all ear's

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Good night all. Given the choice, I'd rather be drowning in a bottle of jack. #substance

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Oh, why do I even bother.

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Right.. of course. #vagueposting

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

You actual children are throwing fits over this? Dirk, I don't care about you anymore, the memories hurt but you can be as open as you want, with whoever you choose to have your flings with. God forbid I don't want to see it. It's incredible that Karkat is more emotionally mature than you, and I only know what's going on because you and your boytoy are pissing him off. #directed

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

I will not allow him to plague my mind when he's this easy. Have fun with him, and your new family, it isn't as if he ever knew how to raise a child himself.

Kult: +29
Kull: +22
Total: 51
Ratio: 1.32
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Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
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This user thinks leather accessories are a MUST have!
@electricJustice[EJ]

Good thing he ain't al·lone now is t it.

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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Hell move on from you too, if he doesn't start being an asshole first. You know he's kind of a slut.

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Knotty
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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

AND A MANIPULATIVE BASTARD, TOO.

Kult: +5
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@golgothasTerminator[GT]

Very much so.