♠ hated by @golgothasTerminator
he2 an actual dii2cord moderator mad that hii2 e-kiitten gettiing called out, 2mh
talkiing about how much aura you have remove2 all your aura.
he ha2 0 feat2, 0 fiight 2cene2, and 0 aura, my p2iioniic2 wiill whoop hii2 a22.
everyone, ii need your power. giive me karkat 2lander

DON'T DATE HIM HE'LL MAKE YOU EAT DISGUSTING BRITISH FOODS.
You po2ted iit two the fuckiing publiic iidiiot! IIf you 2talk my chiit2, II’ll 2talk your2

YOUR OWN FAULT. JOSH AND I ARE COZY ON THE COUCH.

THERE YOU GO. (:B

KEEP POSTING ABOUT ME, BY THE WAY. IT'S CUTE.

ONLY IF YOU COME WITH ME. (;B

GROSS.

NEED THAT BRITISH MAN.

GH

CRYING WHILE PLAYING PAPA'S CUPCAKERIA. IT WAS HER FAVORITE GAME. IT'S KIND OF ASS.

HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH. GET A NEW ONE.

AHHAHAHAHH

TAKE YOUR DENTURES OUT. I'M SICK OF HEARING YOUR VOICE.

OF COURSE YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR TINY DICK INTO SOMETHING. WHORE.

WHAT IF I WAS GOODNESS

HE'S SO HANDSOME IT MAKES ME SICK.

dont moan *my* name in this situation

throwing a mediate in there to address these salacious office activities like... nice but cmon thats a workplace

growling gets you sprayed with the water bottle

NOBODY ELSE GETS TO HARM MY FUCKING KISMESIS, ESPECIALLY NOT HIS DISGUSTING, WORTHLESS EXCUSE OF A HUSBAND.

whats tea.

I SHOT JAKE ENGLISH LAST NIGHT.

I AM SO SORE.

GANDERBULBS EMOJI.

WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT WILL BE, THOUGH. YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO OLD TO HAVE A HIGH LIBIDO.

HEHEHEH. I ALREADY HAVE IDEAS FOR NEXT TIME.

THREESOME. WITH DIRK AND JAKE. HOOOOLY SHIT. TRANSCENDING THE GAME.

):B

):B

@TIMAEUSTAMER SHUT THE FUCK UP

FFFUCK YOU COME BACK

That Is A Real Suggestion Coward

Kill Your Coworkers

WHO THE HELL WOULDN'T.

GETS ON MY KNEES.

I'M GETTING SANDWICHED BY DILFS

PROOF???

BECAUSE YOU'RE HARD FOR ME!!!!

TOO COLD FOR A PEEK??

WHY WON'T YOU LIFT UP THE BLANKET THEN?

@GOLGOTHASTERMINATOR

JAKE ENGLISH IS HARD FOR ME.

GO TO SLEEP. YOU HAVE SHIT TO COVER UP IN THE PRESS TOMORROW, DON'T YOU?

I HATE YOU MORE.

I OFFICIALLY HAVE A KISMESIS. WHO CHEERED.

RIHANNA.

JESUS. OKAY. I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIVE DOLLARS.

RAW GARLIC TASTES BAD.

<3<

YOU DO. FUCKING LOSER.

ME WHEN I LIE.

ALRIGHT. FUCK THIS DRAMA. CAN IT BE YEARNING HOURS?

I WIN IN AMONG US ONCE AND EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY GOES TO HELL AFTER. GOD.

ill be whatever i want to whatever person acts like a genuine piece of shit to my friends for no reason.

fucking act like it you limp-dicked doormat.

(°. it's already #t𖦹uchy𖦹urselftuesday in my part 𖦹f alternia .°) (°. #nsfw .°)

JAKE SENT ME A <3<. MAYBE IF YOU MESSAGED ME MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH YOU COULD FLIRT WITH ME TOO.

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.

MISSING HER.

TWIRLING MY HAIR AND KICKING MY GROUNDPUSHERS OVER THIS PITCHFLIRTING.

I MISS MY CUPE. BEDS ARE USELESS IF YOU HAVE NO ONE TO CUDDLE WITH.

GREAT. I PASSED OUT. WHAT THE FUCK

BAGEL.
y♉︎u k♑︎w i always ♓︎ated ♓︎♉︎w pe♉︎ple will be weird ab♉︎ut #incest and t♓︎en g♉︎ ♉︎n t♉︎ praise/enj♉︎y #selfcest like w♉︎w l♉︎♉︎k at y♉︎u y♉︎u enj♉︎yed just a specific kind ♉︎f cest... like get ♉︎♈︎er y♉︎urself and get ♉︎ff y♉︎ur ♓︎ig♓︎ ♓︎♉︎rse and st♉︎p trying t♉︎ act ♏︎♉︎rally superi♉︎r... fuckin pisses ♏︎e ♉︎ff

OKAY ERIDAN. WWHATEVVA.

I WOULD, ACTUALLY. I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO UPSET YOU, JACKASS.

WHAT'S WRONG.

why the fuck is there always some asshole to go on and hate not me but my existence itself. why? for me simply existing or just being alive. yes. i do exist and its not my fuckin fault. thats all. i didnt just go and just boom. yea im gonna fuckin spawn in the fuckin world. holy shit. ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT. IM TIRED. ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKIN BULLSHIT. AND I GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT THE SAME WAY. UGHHH. CAN I FUCKIN EXIST IN PEACE AT ONCE. I ALREADY WENT THROUGH ENOUGH SHIT. OK. IF YOU GONNA HATE ME AT LEAST HAVE SOME PROPER REASON OR MOTIVE. YOU SOUND LIKE MY FUCKIN MOM BY DOING THIS SHIT. >:B #vent

I'M SURE THAT'S DIFFICULT FOR YOU.

i want to serve someone right now

MY TOE. IS OK.
i lok ugly as fuk in the futur bahahgabhaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

DUMBASS. SHOULD'VE FOUGHT ME INSTEAD.

I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

JUST GOT A HAIRCUT. IT'S SHORT.

GH

FUCK

MAYBE I WOULD!

I'M SURE YOU'D LOOOVE THAT.

FUCK YOU

MREOW.
smoking. https://file.garden/aZKpRTtM0CnyBn8T/lmao.jpeg #substance
Lameass.
Not really. Depends on your idea of what dead means. Mostly just a bird.

WAAAAA, W W W W, WAAAAA!!!!!

GOD I'M SO EXCITED FOR TOMORROW.

WOW. PET NAMES ALREADY? WE AREN'T EVEN OFFICIAL, ENGLISH.

NO.
♨𝐼'ෆ freezing ✿utside, 𝐼 feel ෆy skin tight ♨ 𝑀y c✿at is inside, but 𝐼 l✿✿k up at y✿u ♨ 𝐼 tracked y✿ur plane ride f✿r when y✿u're in t✿night ♨ 𝒯ell ෆe, when is the next tiෆe 𝐼'll run int✿ y✿u﹖ ♨ 𝒮tateside - 𝒫ink𝒫antheress <3
Pack it up you two.

BUT I SLEPT SO GOOD.

I NEED TO STP DOIGN THIS SHIT

MMMMM SOPOR SLEEPY. OHHHH MSEOW BEAST IVDOEOS MMMMMMMM

KINKS?? I LIKE BEING CHOKED. I GUESS BREATHPLAY IS THE PROPER TERM. IT'S HOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S FROM MY GIRLFRIEND SITTING ON MY RECOGNITION SURFACE.

I JUST MAKE MY GIRLFRIEND RUB MY TUMMY WHEN IT HURTS. IT HELPS.

HI KARMA.

I'M BORED.

then perish

ANON SAYS: "I WANNA FEEL MY LIPS ON YOURS." WHO THE FUCK???? SAY THIS SHIT TO MY FACE. UNLESS IF YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND THEN YOU CAN JUST KISS ME.

GHHHHRGH

GHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHBBGGHHHHHH

I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG.
Don't make daddy angry, sweetheart.

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING MORON. YOU BROKE MY BOTTLE OF VODKA. MY BRAND NEW FUCKING BOTTLE. GRHHHH.

GHGHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

YEAH IF IT WAS SOMEONE I KNEW???

I'M ABOUT TO DRINK SO ASK AWAY.

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU PERHAPS SINGLE? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC PREFERENCE TO GIRLS OR BOYS OR THEMS?" A: I AM NOT IN FACT SINGLE. I GUESS I MIGHT BE OPEN TO ANOTHER QUAD IF SOMEONE REALLY CAUGHT MY BULB. NOTHING FLUSHED. CASUAL PAILING MIGHT BE FINE. IN TERMS OF PREFERENCE, NOT AT ALL. I'VE FOUND MYSELF DATING MORE WOMEN IN GENERAL, SOMEWHAT DUE TO THE TWO "MEN" I WAS WITH TRANSITIONING. POINT IS-- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. GENDER IS STUPID.

ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU TEAM SQUIRT, OR TEAM CREAM?" A: FOR FUCK'S SAKE. HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM A RESPONSE FOR THIS QUESTION? CREAM, I GUESS.

STARING AT THE CEILING. GH.

@TWOARMAGEDDONS SAYS: "A2 WII2E WORD2 FROM TF2 2COUT 'NEXT TIIME EAT A 2ALAD!'" A: I'M AWARE THAT THIS IS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT REFERRING TO MY WEIGHT. HOWEVER, I FUCKING LOVE SALAD. SO I WILL EAT SALAD. THANKS, JACKASS.

REWATCHING THE NOTEBOOK.

YOU STARTED IT!

I HATE YOU MOST.

I *HATE* YOU. ROMANTICALLY.

YES. WAY LESS.. PASSIONATELY, THOUGH. I GUESS. I SAY YOU'RE DISGUSTING, ENGLISH, BUT AT LEAST YOU SHOWER.

MY HATE FOR YOU IS ONE THING BUT THE PHYSICAL REPULSION I GET FROM CAPTOR'S GREEDY, HIVEWRECKING ASS IS FAR WORSE. PLATONICALLY.

STOP PLOTTING AGAINST ME WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S KISMESIS. THIS IS AT LEAST SEVENTEEN 9/11S

SSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

GRRRHHH

▼burnt my finger▲

I'M GOING TO!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GOING TO MARRY HER I'M GOING TO DO IT

STUPID FUCKING THUNDERSTORM SCARING ME.

we havent done anything!!!

BETTER THAN HIS RESPONSE AT LEAST.

MY FAVORITE FUCKING FILM. SHE'S WATCHING IT AFTER I LEAVE HER. AFTER I BEGGED HER TO WATCH IT WITH ME. WHATEVER.

@GOLGOTHASTERMINATOR ASKS, OR RATHER STATES: "HI UGLY ASS! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!" A: HATE YOU MORE, BRITISH PRICK.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE A FUCKING BURGER AND YOU DO THIS SHIT

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BITE INTO BULGE LIKE A BURGER.

@TIMAEUSTAMER ASKS: "YOU KNOW WHEN THE PITCH IS PITCHING AND TO THE PITCH THEY PITCH AND BITCH. YOU A BITCH." A: WHAT? YOU'RE THE BITCH.
not going to lie the whole idea of anon asks on here just seems like a train wreck waiting to happen :\

@MARKZCUC (THE DUMBASS SPELLED HER HANDLE WRONG) ASKS: HIIII :) HIIIIII OMG HIII :) ♢ A: ARE YOU FUCKING PALE FLIRTING WITH ME????

MY GRUB KEEPS EATING MY HAIR.

PLEASE

I'M SURE YOU DO. UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, ENGLISH, I'M NOT DEPRESSED ENOUGH TO WATCH ANY OF YOUR SLOP. I HAVE STANDARDS.

...THANKS.

WELL YOU'RE UNFORTUNATELY GOING TO HAVE TO STAY WORRIED BECAUSE I THINK I'M ON THE BRINK OF ONE SHIT SHOW OF A MELTDOWN, JAKE.

JOIN CASEY'S AMONG US GAME. DBTCRG

BLAME @KARMADAGGER FOR MANIPULATING ME INTO PURCHASING SUCH A HEINOUS THING. MEOW. I FUCKING GUESS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE COULD LOVE YOU. SLASH JAY.

YOU *JUST* CALLED ME REPULSIVE. PICK A SIDE, JAKE.

I LOOK LIKE SHIT TODAY.

SOPOR GUMMIES STARING AT ME AND JERKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW.

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND DOLL STRIDER!!!!!!!!!

SORRY.

I POST THIS AT A WRONG TIME, LET ME SHUT THE FUCK UP.

DO YOU LIKE BISCUITS? DO YOU DIP A TEA BAG IN YOUR WATER? DO YOU WEAR A TOP HAT? DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH? IS THE TEA BAG YOUR TOOTHPASTE? I JUST HAVE TO KNOW. @golgothasTerminator

I'M THIRSTY

ONLY FOR CURIOUS.


JUST GOT MY AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS PIERCED. MY LIP, TOO. I'LL TAKE A PICTURE TOMORROW.

OHHHHH GAGA IS ON AT THE CLUB!!!

Please bro i think i must see what hellfire creation sprung from dirks loins. <:|

FVODFVSFVSNJKFVSFVSSCVLCVLKVSCLCVJKLJCLKJCHJCV VVJCBCJHCJDFJDJDJ HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE GHAET HATE HATE HATE

NO I DON'T.

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