♠ hated by @golgothasTerminator

If you works either way, then I'm right.

@carcinoGenetwinkist He wants you so bad.

@TIMAEUSTAMER SHUT THE FUCK UP

FFFUCK YOU COME BACK

That Is A Real Suggestion Coward

Kill Your Coworkers

WHO THE HELL WOULDN'T.

GETS ON MY KNEES.

I'M GETTING SANDWICHED BY DILFS

The only thing I cut is...wood.

PROOF???

BECAUSE YOU'RE HARD FOR ME!!!!

TOO COLD FOR A PEEK??

WHY WON'T YOU LIFT UP THE BLANKET THEN?

@GOLGOTHASTERMINATOR

JAKE ENGLISH IS HARD FOR ME.

Because you’re my bitch, don’t forget it.

YOU KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT. I'D RATHER YOU PULL SOME BULLSHIT LIKE "IT'S COMPLICATED..."

YOU DUMB FUCK. IT'S NOT A SITUATIONSHIP IF YOU WERE LITERALLY MARRIED. SITUATIONSHIPS ARE FROM A LACK OF COMMITMENT. NOT RELATED TO YOUR POST AT ALL, BY THE WAY. YOUR BIO JUST PISSED ME OFF.

Water droplet.

What does he expect me to do.

Then maybe you've never knew me at all.

What did I lie about?

Nope.

It's nothing personal.

What can I say, I can't sacrifice my boy.

I turn around to show a baby on me.

I think about my purpose sometimes, if I could change some crushing weight.

Adventuring. not leaving.

Alright.

?

Cracks and no breaks.

Just because I'm traveling doesn't mean I'm not taking my meds. Taking those badboys right now.

Why couldn't friendship be magic.

On an adventure, I’ll give updates.

GO TO SLEEP. YOU HAVE SHIT TO COVER UP IN THE PRESS TOMORROW, DON'T YOU?

I HATE YOU MORE.

I OFFICIALLY HAVE A KISMESIS. WHO CHEERED.

Fuck you.

RIHANNA.

JESUS. OKAY. I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIVE DOLLARS.

RAW GARLIC TASTES BAD.

<3<

YOU DO. FUCKING LOSER.

ME WHEN I LIE.

ALRIGHT. FUCK THIS DRAMA. CAN IT BE YEARNING HOURS?

I WIN IN AMONG US ONCE AND EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY GOES TO HELL AFTER. GOD.

ill be whatever i want to whatever person acts like a genuine piece of shit to my friends for no reason.

fucking act like it you limp-dicked doormat.

(°. it's already #t𖦹uchy𖦹urselftuesday in my part 𖦹f alternia .°) (°. #nsfw .°)

JAKE SENT ME A <3<. MAYBE IF YOU MESSAGED ME MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH YOU COULD FLIRT WITH ME TOO.

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.

MISSING HER.

TWIRLING MY HAIR AND KICKING MY GROUNDPUSHERS OVER THIS PITCHFLIRTING.

I MISS MY CUPE. BEDS ARE USELESS IF YOU HAVE NO ONE TO CUDDLE WITH.

GREAT. I PASSED OUT. WHAT THE FUCK

BAGEL.
y♉︎u k♑︎w i always ♓︎ated ♓︎♉︎w pe♉︎ple will be weird ab♉︎ut #incest and t♓︎en g♉︎ ♉︎n t♉︎ praise/enj♉︎y #selfcest like w♉︎w l♉︎♉︎k at y♉︎u y♉︎u enj♉︎yed just a specific kind ♉︎f cest... like get ♉︎♈︎er y♉︎urself and get ♉︎ff y♉︎ur ♓︎ig♓︎ ♓︎♉︎rse and st♉︎p trying t♉︎ act ♏︎♉︎rally superi♉︎r... fuckin pisses ♏︎e ♉︎ff

OKAY ERIDAN. WWHATEVVA.

I WOULD, ACTUALLY. I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO UPSET YOU, JACKASS.

WHAT'S WRONG.

why the fuck is there always some asshole to go on and hate not me but my existence itself. why? for me simply existing or just being alive. yes. i do exist and its not my fuckin fault. thats all. i didnt just go and just boom. yea im gonna fuckin spawn in the fuckin world. holy shit. ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT. IM TIRED. ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKIN BULLSHIT. AND I GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT THE SAME WAY. UGHHH. CAN I FUCKIN EXIST IN PEACE AT ONCE. I ALREADY WENT THROUGH ENOUGH SHIT. OK. IF YOU GONNA HATE ME AT LEAST HAVE SOME PROPER REASON OR MOTIVE. YOU SOUND LIKE MY FUCKIN MOM BY DOING THIS SHIT. >:B #vent

I'M SURE THAT'S DIFFICULT FOR YOU.

i want to serve someone right now


MY TOE. IS OK.
i lok ugly as fuk in the futur bahahgabhaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

DUMBASS. SHOULD'VE FOUGHT ME INSTEAD.

I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

CUT THAT OUT. NOW. I'M SERIOUS.

JUST GOT A HAIRCUT. IT'S SHORT.

GH

FUCK

MAYBE I WOULD!

I'M SURE YOU'D LOOOVE THAT.

FUCK YOU

MREOW.
smoking. https://file.garden/aZKpRTtM0CnyBn8T/lmao.jpeg #substance
Lameass.
Not really. Depends on your idea of what dead means. Mostly just a bird.

WAAAAA, W W W W, WAAAAA!!!!!

GOD I'M SO EXCITED FOR TOMORROW.

WOW. PET NAMES ALREADY? WE AREN'T EVEN OFFICIAL, ENGLISH.

NO.
♨𝐼'ෆ freezing ✿utside, 𝐼 feel ෆy skin tight ♨ 𝑀y c✿at is inside, but 𝐼 l✿✿k up at y✿u ♨ 𝐼 tracked y✿ur plane ride f✿r when y✿u're in t✿night ♨ 𝒯ell ෆe, when is the next tiෆe 𝐼'll run int✿ y✿u﹖ ♨ 𝒮tateside - 𝒫ink𝒫antheress <3
Pack it up you two.

THREE??????????????????????

YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY SLUT.

Fuck, it’s so lucky I’m respectful. I’m stressed out, but I think I can find a different way to relieve its stress that isn’t a cigarette. #substance

IF I CAUGHT YOU SMOKING A CIGARETTE I'D PUT IT OUT ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD, DIRK.

Why won’t you let me smoke a cigar man.

IT'S HORRIBLE FOR YOU.

I’d kill for a cigarette right now. #substance

THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING SWEET. I HATE YOU BOTH BUT YOUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER IS ADMIRABLE.

What are those? never heard of them in my entire life.

Look I'm wearing clothes. *ONLY WEARING HIS SICKASS SHADES* Now stop arguing.

*runs around*

Why.

BUT I SLEPT SO GOOD.

I NEED TO STP DOIGN THIS SHIT

MMMMM SOPOR SLEEPY. OHHHH MSEOW BEAST IVDOEOS MMMMMMMM

BLOCKED.

KINKS?? I LIKE BEING CHOKED. I GUESS BREATHPLAY IS THE PROPER TERM. IT'S HOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S FROM MY GIRLFRIEND SITTING ON MY RECOGNITION SURFACE.

I JUST MAKE MY GIRLFRIEND RUB MY TUMMY WHEN IT HURTS. IT HELPS.

HI KARMA.

I'M BORED.

then perish

ANON SAYS: "I WANNA FEEL MY LIPS ON YOURS." WHO THE FUCK???? SAY THIS SHIT TO MY FACE. UNLESS IF YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND THEN YOU CAN JUST KISS ME.

GHHHHRGH

GHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHBBGGHHHHHH

I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG.

YES SIR SORRY SIR ):B

JAAAKEEEEE

HOT

YAAAABAAH

Don't make daddy angry, sweetheart.

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING MORON. YOU BROKE MY BOTTLE OF VODKA. MY BRAND NEW FUCKING BOTTLE. GRHHHH.

GHGHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

YEAH IF IT WAS SOMEONE I KNEW???

I'M ABOUT TO DRINK SO ASK AWAY.

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU PERHAPS SINGLE? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC PREFERENCE TO GIRLS OR BOYS OR THEMS?" A: I AM NOT IN FACT SINGLE. I GUESS I MIGHT BE OPEN TO ANOTHER QUAD IF SOMEONE REALLY CAUGHT MY BULB. NOTHING FLUSHED. CASUAL PAILING MIGHT BE FINE. IN TERMS OF PREFERENCE, NOT AT ALL. I'VE FOUND MYSELF DATING MORE WOMEN IN GENERAL, SOMEWHAT DUE TO THE TWO "MEN" I WAS WITH TRANSITIONING. POINT IS-- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. GENDER IS STUPID.

ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU TEAM SQUIRT, OR TEAM CREAM?" A: FOR FUCK'S SAKE. HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM A RESPONSE FOR THIS QUESTION? CREAM, I GUESS.

STARING AT THE CEILING. GH.

@TWOARMAGEDDONS SAYS: "A2 WII2E WORD2 FROM TF2 2COUT 'NEXT TIIME EAT A 2ALAD!'" A: I'M AWARE THAT THIS IS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT REFERRING TO MY WEIGHT. HOWEVER, I FUCKING LOVE SALAD. SO I WILL EAT SALAD. THANKS, JACKASS.

Trolls when you actually get trolled.

REWATCHING THE NOTEBOOK.

YOU STARTED IT!

I HATE YOU MOST.

I *HATE* YOU. ROMANTICALLY.

YES. WAY LESS.. PASSIONATELY, THOUGH. I GUESS. I SAY YOU'RE DISGUSTING, ENGLISH, BUT AT LEAST YOU SHOWER.

MY HATE FOR YOU IS ONE THING BUT THE PHYSICAL REPULSION I GET FROM CAPTOR'S GREEDY, HIVEWRECKING ASS IS FAR WORSE. PLATONICALLY.

STOP PLOTTING AGAINST ME WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S KISMESIS. THIS IS AT LEAST SEVENTEEN 9/11S

SSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

GRRRHHH

▼burnt my finger▲

YEAH I FUCKING SAW YOU ON STEAM.

I'M GOING TO!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GOING TO MARRY HER I'M GOING TO DO IT

STUPID FUCKING THUNDERSTORM SCARING ME.
D---> Chittr...is it perhaps, bug zapper time? #suggestive

ARE YOU FOAKING STEWPID.

we havent done anything!!!

BETTER THAN HIS RESPONSE AT LEAST.

MY FAVORITE FUCKING FILM. SHE'S WATCHING IT AFTER I LEAVE HER. AFTER I BEGGED HER TO WATCH IT WITH ME. WHATEVER.

A car crashed happened outside my fucking house, oh what do you know. IT WAS MY CAR. #violence #harm

@GOLGOTHASTERMINATOR ASKS, OR RATHER STATES: "HI UGLY ASS! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!" A: HATE YOU MORE, BRITISH PRICK.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE A FUCKING BURGER AND YOU DO THIS SHIT

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BITE INTO BULGE LIKE A BURGER.

@TIMAEUSTAMER ASKS: "YOU KNOW WHEN THE PITCH IS PITCHING AND TO THE PITCH THEY PITCH AND BITCH. YOU A BITCH." A: WHAT? YOU'RE THE BITCH.
not going to lie the whole idea of anon asks on here just seems like a train wreck waiting to happen :\

@MARKZCUC (THE DUMBASS SPELLED HER HANDLE WRONG) ASKS: HIIII :) HIIIIII OMG HIII :) ♢ A: ARE YOU FUCKING PALE FLIRTING WITH ME????

MY GRUB KEEPS EATING MY HAIR.

PLEASE

I'M SURE YOU DO. UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, ENGLISH, I'M NOT DEPRESSED ENOUGH TO WATCH ANY OF YOUR SLOP. I HAVE STANDARDS.

...THANKS.

WELL YOU'RE UNFORTUNATELY GOING TO HAVE TO STAY WORRIED BECAUSE I THINK I'M ON THE BRINK OF ONE SHIT SHOW OF A MELTDOWN, JAKE.

no one believing this little bro

JOIN CASEY'S AMONG US GAME. DBTCRG

BLAME @KARMADAGGER FOR MANIPULATING ME INTO PURCHASING SUCH A HEINOUS THING. MEOW. I FUCKING GUESS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE COULD LOVE YOU. SLASH JAY.

YOU *JUST* CALLED ME REPULSIVE. PICK A SIDE, JAKE.

I LOOK LIKE SHIT TODAY.

SOPOR GUMMIES STARING AT ME AND JERKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW.

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND DOLL STRIDER!!!!!!!!!

I'M AT SPAWN WITH CASEY.

SORRY.

I POST THIS AT A WRONG TIME, LET ME SHUT THE FUCK UP.

DO YOU LIKE BISCUITS? DO YOU DIP A TEA BAG IN YOUR WATER? DO YOU WEAR A TOP HAT? DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH? IS THE TEA BAG YOUR TOOTHPASTE? I JUST HAVE TO KNOW. @golgothasTerminator

I'M THIRSTY

ONLY FOR CURIOUS.


JUST GOT MY AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS PIERCED. MY LIP, TOO. I'LL TAKE A PICTURE TOMORROW.

OHHHHH GAGA IS ON AT THE CLUB!!!
Verifying this information. In the interim, enjoy a CrockerCorp packet of flavored sugar.

Please bro i think i must see what hellfire creation sprung from dirks loins. <:|

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NO I DON'T.

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