#satire
nonbinary sounds funny like yes,,! I am a binary code,, i am hacking your computer,,! #satire
I AM A IPADHUSK GRUB. FUCKING BITCHES. AT LEAST I CAN DRAW PROPERLY.
Buddy stop tryin to hit a movve you loww life loser
oMG YALL KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS,, nOT FOR US STRANGERS #sATIRE
nothing summons a crowd of daves more than a pregnant troll i guess #dashwatching #satire
wwoah.. heh.. tsk.. nice...itties bitties yall got there... erm.. one squeeze?
im a fuckin artist do not mess wwith me i wwill DRAWW you as a pregnant furry bitch...
wwhat your... YOUR GONNA GET TOP SURGERY? oh my god congratulation i kneww youd get there one day champ heh tsk wwhats that? your also getting BOTTOM SURGERY? holy shit you...sniffles came all this wway... you deservve it...heh..dot.. wwhats that you... wwant me to be there for mortal support? oh fuck yes ill be there i cant believve it... your getting the surgery you deservve baby boo heh... dot.
Im stịckịng Fịvɛ lºªvɛs ºf brɛªd ºn mƴ wịndºwsịll tº cººl. If ANY ARE MISSING whɛn I gɛt bªck. . . Thɛ cɛrůlɛªn ºnɛ gɛts ịt! #ɛmptƴthrɛªt #sªtịrɛ #plɛªsɛvịsịtmƴbªkɛrƴ #ịmnºtªbªttɛrwịtch
I ºftɛn fịnd mƴ sɛlf wºndɛrịng 'whªt wºůld kªnkrị dº' bůt ịt jůst ɛnds ůp sºůndịng lịkɛ whịstlɛs ªnd rªntịng thªt I dºnt hªvɛ thɛ lůng cºmpªcịtƴ fºr... #sªtịrɛ #pºndɛrịng
Dªƴ 3 stịll hªvɛ nº ịdɛª hºw tº pºst ịmªgɛs vịª mƴ pªlmhůsk.... ịm kịndª bªd ªt bɛịng ª gºldblººd hůh. #sªtịrɛ #stịllcªntịmªgɛs #gịvịngůpºnpịctůrɛs
Yªll ɛvɛr jůst wªnnª jůmp ịntº ª pººl ºf ịndịscrịpt lịqůịds ªnd scrɛªm? #vªgůɛpºstịng #sªtịrɛ #shºwɛrthºůghts
Wºkɛ ůp wịth thɛ wºrst stºmªch pªịn, gºnnª crªwl bªck ịntº mƴ blªnkɛt pịlɛ ªnd ɛxpịrɛ #sªtịrɛ #nºtªctůªllƴdƴịng #tůmmƴªchɛ #blªnkɛtpịlɛtịmɛ
wwhen hes lowwk a wwhore but its okay because you dont really gaf 🫣
hey... he manipulated you again...? GRRUHRG.. TSK. WWHAT A MANIPULATIVVE CONNIVVIN DICTATOR WWTF IS WWRONG WWITH HIM... wwhy wwould he manipulate you..??? wwhy WWOULD HE DO THAT!?... did you givve in? NOOOO
sighs... im literally so hot wwhy do people reject me
People say im a self insert mary sue slut but the truth is i havve 50 billion matesprit and they all lovve me and your just mad that im havvin wway more fuckin fun than you evver wwill you knoww wwhats your damage maybe you should try havving 50 billion matesprit too because then you might not be such a salty jealous bitch im just sayin
tired of you 😭 fake😭😭ass bitches 😭😭 tryin to 😭😭 wwats in my 😭😭parade 😭😭fuckkk😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm aware that the #SNS tag is for #SickNastySunday, 8ut I've always read it as #SocialNetworkSystem and it will continue to 8e one of my easiest laughs on this site. Apologies to the hosts, I can't help myself.
၄⋆၃ if i were to ever die whixh i will not bexause xennox never dies not bexause im immortal or some xrazy xrap but bexause no one (who is alive) desires to murder me at the moment anyways IF i were to die i require everyone to xut their bangs straight axross bexause itd be really fuxking funny if everyone had fuxking blunt bangs bexause i xroaked #satire
၄⋆၃ fuxk i just wondered are me and yiffy seen as dot dot dot STR*IGHT dot dot dot bexause i am not a man but i use he/him but im also not not a man bexause its so simple saying "yes i am man" but like also im genderqueer bexause im the queerest queer to ever queer the dreaded heterosexual xurse hits onxe again #satire #idontreallyxare
၄⋆၃ i think i deserve a treat for my suxxess (eats a handful of edibles) #substanxe #satire
၄⋆၃ yo whens #TheListless hopping on xhittr so i xan hate reaxt all his posts question mark if that ass xould get on xhittr then that means other trolls from my timeline xan and im feeling full of hate #satire
im against everyone and anything unless they have the same mindset as me and dont wander from it #satire
၄⋆၃ i have made at least 3 typos tonight i must kill myself #xw-self-harm #violenxe #satire
weird kink by association for shades of red orange and grey #notexploringthisonw . #nsfw #satire #maybe
၄⋆၃ if you hate my xhitts im just going to assume you want to pail me or some shit oh you hate me sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad :) you hate me so muxh it makes you look stupid shout pole :) #satire #suggestive
၄⋆၃ puts on a long ass wig and stands in a breezy field with my baxk turned to you im also wearing a flowy white dress or some shit no you do not remember my faxe yes ive been dead for sweeps and you oxxasionally think about me #satire
၄⋆၃ guys the prixes of east alternian animation figures are greatly inxreasing shout pole the prixe of a single figure has gone up by at least 300 perxent if youre worried about this dot dot dot look up east alternian inflation to learn more about this tragix topix that is not allowing me to buy more figures :( #JOKE #SATIRE #nsfw
၄⋆၃ reminded of wireplay thinks about wireplay really hard bo na r #suggestive #nsfw #satire #joke
၄⋆၃ twink has a fuxkass hairxut wears tinted glasses wears turtlenexk sleeveless sweaters with flowy blouses underneath has 5 of the same pair of striped tights gog someones gotta put me down #JOKE #satire
၄⋆၃ my hungry ass xould NOTTTTTT be a neuro surgeon #referenxe #satire
၄⋆၃ i get you humans xan name your kid whatever you want when you pop them bitxhes outta your vagina but you landed on JOHN question mark sorry we xant be friends if your name is john #satire
၄⋆၃ ANYWAYS im about to start live xhitting this xrazy pailing session im having #nsfw #SATIRE #IMJONKLING
selling my nudes on onlyfins to pay for the divorce #suggestive #satire
၄⋆၃ normalize just dexiding someone is your quadmate :) you yes YOU are in a quadrant now and we're having sponge xake in a few minutes :) #satire #donotdothis
we remain the most subjugated highblud cla$$ due to a buncha systemic BEE ESS that feels entirely bai design. . . but the caste infighting duzzint help negl kewl it xxxx #politicz #satire #amifr?
~the hemospectrum is kind of problematic, actually :{ #humanmonthofapril #aprilfools #satire #joke
im gonna write a really sad story about this now #satire
◣_◢ Realizing my kull score is significanTTly higher TThan my kulTT score. Why do you people haTTe me? I only TTalk abouTT normal shiTT. I should be loveable and lovely, and amazing and wonderful. I believe TThere is someTThing deeply wrong here. #ironic #saTTire