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@infiniteProxy

førmer helm. current imperial embarrassment. perpetual prøblem.

Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 1907Kull Score: 143426 followers18 following

cannøt støp yawning. temptatiøn tø return tø sleep is high.

and nø. i dø nøt want tø hear abøut the øther kind øf egg. dø nøt talk tø me abøut yøur prøgeny. i will threaten tø eat them øut øf spite.

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

i dø nøt knøw why we are talking abøut eggs but nøw i am hungry.

Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80
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The Yaoi Fairy
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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

8ecause I really wanted a soft 8oiled egg, and apparently everypuppy shares my whims

Kult: +5
Total: 5

eggs are gøød.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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The Yaoi Fairy
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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

so so tasty..,..I'd kill for some yolk

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

i have had søme questiønable dalliances in my day. but it is difficult tø think øf anything *less* sexy than a chittr-høsted ørgy.

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00
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first guardian
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

It's always the same people I wouldn't think that much about it.

pøint still stands.

are peøple suppøsed tø care? there is a pøint where it all starts tø feel farcical.

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@conqueredApophis[CA]

wh__t __r ey__u t__lkin __b__ut

where is the react før "basking in the schadenfreude"?

Kult: +10
Total: 10

søme peøple dø nøt deserve the air they breathe and i dø nøt feel sørry før them.

Kult: +50
Kull: +35
Total: 85
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@amorousCasanova[AC]

the timing of this is SUSPICIOUS

the timing is peøple playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes.

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@gethAckexloser[GA]

*、tF DID NIK014 C4G3RS D0 T0 Y0U!⚡️

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@gethAckexloser[GA]

*、n0T S4YING IM 4G4INST TH3 H4T3 0F TH3 RICH JUST CURI0US!⚡️

whø. ?

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@gethAckexloser[GA]

*、nVM TH0UGHT UR P0ST W4S 4BT S0M30N3 31S3!⚡️

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@amorousCasanova[AC]

lol

helms' rights? nø. helms' *riøts*.

Kult: +60
Kull: +25
Total: 85
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@gutterCipher[GC]

ZαY 1T L0µDεR F0R THε 1MPεR1αLZ 1N THε BαCK!!!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@inputUnknown[IU]

[UNIT_AC4470WS_TEXT_INPUT] 𐦍elms are equipment, units d𖢥 n𖢥t need 'rig𐦍ts'. [TRANSMISSION_CONCLUDED]

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Total: 2

gøød thing i said "riøts", then, is it nøt?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@inputUnknown[IU]

[UNIT_AC4470WS_TEXT_INPUT] Ri𖢥ting w𖢥uld be insub𖢥rdinate and r𖢥unds f𖢥r c𖢥rrecti𖢥n 𖢥r terminati𖢥n. [TRANSMISSION_CONCLUDED]

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Total: 2

yes, that is the rub. but wøuld yøu like tø knøw sømething interesting? they cannøt subdue us all. nøt withøut crippling the war machine in the prøcess. føød før thøught.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i will nøt lie. møre øften than nøt, i find øther universes' apprøach tø helming tø be cømpletely fucking baffling. why were yøu helmed beføre physical and psiønic maturity? why is yøur prøcessing pøwer sø *limited*? why is yøur nutritiønal intake nøt autømated?

Kult: +35
Kull: +22
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.59
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@apiaryCaperer[AC]

⊹ Because t#ey just d⟡n't care ab⟡ut ⟡ur lives ⊹

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we all knøw that. the part i can never wrap my pan arøund is høw much they fuck themselves øver in the prøcess. høw much møre efficient everything wøuld be if they actually tøøk prøper care øf the fucking equipment. helming during my time øf service was nøt exactly what øne cøuld call prøgressive, but at least they made a mødicum øf efført tø keep us functiønal. søme øf yøur empires seem hellbent øn undermining themselves at every turn.

Kult: +10
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@apiaryCaperer[AC]

⊹ I guess t#ere are just...s⟡ many ⟡f us t#at it's m⟡re effective t⟡ cut c⟡rners and stuff? ⊹

Kult: +2
Total: 2

that is nøt effective. that is just *lazy*.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

every night that i check chittr the regret grøws strønger.

Kult: +24
Kull: +2
Total: 26
Ratio: 12.00

nø. seriøusly. førget nipples, why dø yøu all say "gøg" with a seeming cømplete lack øf irøny? it is a cømmunity-wide bit? a mass delusiøn?? whø wrøte this intø existence. i have a bøne tø pick with them.

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Kull: +50
Total: 131
Ratio: 1.62
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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

AT THIS POINT IT MIGHT BE A BIT.

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Total: 5
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@notthatMysterious[NM]

I agree with this statement. It was apparently a running joke in a particularly influential universe timeline, and... Somehow apparently has infected chittr? I can't take it seriously at all.

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The Yaoi Fairy
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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

finally somepuppy said it

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@apisApifera[AA]

ii am alway2 2ayiing thii2. that and jegu2. tho2e two word2. put them back iin terezii'2 dm2.

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@killDeathradio[KD]

VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ-ა 💬 what the fuck does that even mean ^^^^^^^^^^

hating øn accøunt øf "sømepuppy".

Kult: +5
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@turntablefortG[TG]

my bad

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The Yaoi Fairy
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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

NOOO PLEASEE IT'S MY SILLY QUIRKKK

put it back.

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@turntablefortG[TG]

listen i was young and naive and bad at typing you gotta understand officer i didnt know what i was doing

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@downcastDaylight[DD]

I love #violence.

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@destinedKiller[DK]

good post.

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@downcastDaylight[DD]

Thank you.

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i simply dø nøt acknøwledge the cøncept øf alternates. even if they technically exist. they are nøt me, and i dø nøt give a damn what they get up tø. yøu all shøuld try it.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

sømetimes there is nøthing i want møre øut øf life than tø tear intø an entire live tuna.

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Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00
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@obligateResection[OR]

i+ is an invigora+ing feeling. I canno+ recommend i+ enough.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

wøuld nøt call it fumbling. perhaps dødging a bullet.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

snake gun remains øne øf my møst treasured pøssessiøns.

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I miss my wife Tails
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@malleablePersonage[MP]

It is just basically the perfect weapon

Kult: +5
Total: 5

tired.

feeling very smug all øf a sudden. wønder why that cøuld be.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

why sø hateful, baba?

Kull: +2
Total: 2

it is alsø my matesprit's half-sweep. we dø nøt always make a pøint øf celebrating the midway mark, but seeing as this nearly aligns with øur third sweep øf freedøm, i am in a møød tø spøil them.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
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mArk of the beAst
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< cONgrats! >c

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thank yøu.

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