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førmer helm. current imperial embarrassment. perpetual prøblem.
+he pe+s are +rying +o congrega+e. and curl up on my ches+. which would be more adorable. if +hey weren'+ so damn heavy.
it quite hønestly bløws my mind that søme trølls manage tø survive tø pupatiøn with such an appalling lack øf self-preservatiøn instincts.
"= it is always more of a destined thing whether you get away with it or not. but. to note. if one thousand trolls do it this way, maybe a fifth make it through, some call it gambling. ="
I +hink I will commi+ +o finding a job. once more. +hough I've ye+ +o decide whe+her +o a++emp+ +o re+urn +o my original pos+. or seek openings in worlds beyond my own. I suppose which ever offers +he be++er perks. I do qui+e miss. having a personal assis+an+.
cønsider høw amusing it wøuld be if yøu were tø shøw up all øf a sudden as thøugh nøthing had happened. bitches thøught they saw the last øf yøu. repørts øf yøur death have been greatly exaggerated. et cetera. but perhaps yøu cøuld dø better.
Dude does. anyone know what this. thing. is that appeared. outside my hive like 15. minutes ago it's giving me a. wicked headache looking at it
cannøt even be fazed by this level øf self-destructive idiøcy any lønger. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
"= since when did you get here ... anyhow, hello, maybe agree, i haven't read back and now i don't want to. ="
røughly five perigees agø. give ør take. i just rarely bøther cøming arøund. there is a finite amøunt øf stupid i can tølerate beføre i start getting palpitatiøns. yøu knøw høw it is.
thats genuinely what eridan thinks a r0mantic p0st ab0ut y0ur mastesprit l00ks like btw
there is sømething almøst nøstalgic abøut yøur *questiønable* taste in rømantic partners. never change.
knew +ha+'d make you look.
i will nøt deny a measure øf predictability in certain cøntexts.
more people should send me. +heir MRI scans. I +hink.
hmm. perhaps i shøuld pass øn my immediate pøst-uninstallatiøn and møst recent scans. the cømparisøn cøuld prøve interesting. i was still pøssessed øf twø arms, før øne.
// OOC Question: How long have you been writing your muse/oc? If you write an oc did they start as a canon character? For canon writers: How much have they changed since you started writing? General question: How close to canon do you want to be?
cøming up øn 14 years................ half that if yøu cøunt the timeline i use før tumblr+etc he started as a captør fancestør! thø that was remøved før this timeline, i didn't feel like adjusting certain details sø it's still p øbviøus that he shares a *canøn* captør cønnectiøn, but the ønes frøm his timeline have different traits since it's a bløødswap ø:
APPARENTLY HUMAN WOMAN HAVE 'PERIODS' WERE THEY JUST BLEED. FUCKING ALIENS
in o+her news. +he skin I am growing is progressing qui+e nicely. I should soon be able +o remove i+ from +he mesh la++ice and +ransfer i+ +o +he chemical ba+h. soon.
you mean +ha+ is no+. normal. where mos+ of you live. ? genuine inquiry.
øh indeed. i did catch a whiff øf that. øf all øf the things that get bandied abøut as thøugh it is nøthing arøund here, there are still thøse whø clutch their pearls øver a little casual cannibalism?
not sure how to tAg this exActly so... #gore #violence And mAybe Also A potentiAl #cAnnibAlism every time my lusus brings bAck A troll she found in the forest she AlwAys seems more excited to eAt it thAn her usuAl AntlerbeAst meAls... which is worrying, but Also i cAn't help but be curious whAt they tAste like...
cløwn thirst is never valid and yøu all have terrible taste. get help.
⚇ why y'all gotta be hatin' ⚇
~sending drones your vvay keep an eye out
⚇ just cuz you cant get any lmao lmao ⚇
the only reason my hair isn't slicked back is that I got bullied into not doing it by evweryone in my friend group. i'll send my pomade to a guy in need maybe. or start doing arson wvith it.