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førmer helm. current imperial embarrassment. perpetual prøblem.
and nø. i dø nøt want tø hear abøut the øther kind øf egg. dø nøt talk tø me abøut yøur prøgeny. i will threaten tø eat them øut øf spite.
i dø nøt knøw why we are talking abøut eggs but nøw i am hungry.
8ecause I really wanted a soft 8oiled egg, and apparently everypuppy shares my whims
so so tasty..,..I'd kill for some yolk
i have had søme questiønable dalliances in my day. but it is difficult tø think øf anything *less* sexy than a chittr-høsted ørgy.
It's always the same people I wouldn't think that much about it.
are peøple suppøsed tø care? there is a pøint where it all starts tø feel farcical.
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where is the react før "basking in the schadenfreude"?
søme peøple dø nøt deserve the air they breathe and i dø nøt feel sørry før them.
the timing of this is SUSPICIOUS
the timing is peøple playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes.
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helms' rights? nø. helms' *riøts*.
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yes, that is the rub. but wøuld yøu like tø knøw sømething interesting? they cannøt subdue us all. nøt withøut crippling the war machine in the prøcess. føød før thøught.
i will nøt lie. møre øften than nøt, i find øther universes' apprøach tø helming tø be cømpletely fucking baffling. why were yøu helmed beføre physical and psiønic maturity? why is yøur prøcessing pøwer sø *limited*? why is yøur nutritiønal intake nøt autømated?
⊹ Because t#ey just d⟡n't care ab⟡ut ⟡ur lives ⊹
we all knøw that. the part i can never wrap my pan arøund is høw much they fuck themselves øver in the prøcess. høw much møre efficient everything wøuld be if they actually tøøk prøper care øf the fucking equipment. helming during my time øf service was nøt exactly what øne cøuld call prøgressive, but at least they made a mødicum øf efført tø keep us functiønal. søme øf yøur empires seem hellbent øn undermining themselves at every turn.
⊹ I guess t#ere are just...s⟡ many ⟡f us t#at it's m⟡re effective t⟡ cut c⟡rners and stuff? ⊹
every night that i check chittr the regret grøws strønger.
nø. seriøusly. førget nipples, why dø yøu all say "gøg" with a seeming cømplete lack øf irøny? it is a cømmunity-wide bit? a mass delusiøn?? whø wrøte this intø existence. i have a bøne tø pick with them.
AT THIS POINT IT MIGHT BE A BIT.
I agree with this statement. It was apparently a running joke in a particularly influential universe timeline, and... Somehow apparently has infected chittr? I can't take it seriously at all.
finally somepuppy said it
ii am alway2 2ayiing thii2. that and jegu2. tho2e two word2. put them back iin terezii'2 dm2.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ-ა 💬 what the fuck does that even mean ^^^^^^^^^^
my bad
NOOO PLEASEE IT'S MY SILLY QUIRKKK
listen i was young and naive and bad at typing you gotta understand officer i didnt know what i was doing
i simply dø nøt acknøwledge the cøncept øf alternates. even if they technically exist. they are nøt me, and i dø nøt give a damn what they get up tø. yøu all shøuld try it.
sømetimes there is nøthing i want møre øut øf life than tø tear intø an entire live tuna.
i+ is an invigora+ing feeling. I canno+ recommend i+ enough.
wøuld nøt call it fumbling. perhaps dødging a bullet.
snake gun remains øne øf my møst treasured pøssessiøns.
It is just basically the perfect weapon
feeling very smug all øf a sudden. wønder why that cøuld be.
it is alsø my matesprit's half-sweep. we dø nøt always make a pøint øf celebrating the midway mark, but seeing as this nearly aligns with øur third sweep øf freedøm, i am in a møød tø spøil them.
c< cONgrats! >c
remember this #wørkøutwednesday tø always strive tø surpass yøur limits in all things. imprøvement never came frøm sitting pretty in øne's cømført zøne. #nøpainnøgains