
၄⋆၃ i get you humans xan name your kid whatever you want when you pop them bitxhes outta your vagina but you landed on JOHN question mark sorry we xant be friends if your name is john #satire

you know john is short for something right

Johnthew.

၄⋆၃ what question mark i dont xare really its still a gog awful name and they should simply xombust into flames

၄⋆၃ im feeling things and im thinking its fear

this sounds like a sneeze

johnathan isn't THAT bad a name

Johnaxander

၄⋆၃ its awful being named johnathan should warrant instantaneous death to the people that gave their genetix material to the xause and then named their spawn JOHNATHAN

Is That Not How Human Names Work?

i mean sometimes but usually with like two full names so it'd be jonmatthew thew isn't a name