Strydr
@tartarusTyrannicide
◣_◢ RevoluTTionisTT higblood. ReTTro roboTTics engineer.
B33 < sometimes i get annoyed and type up a whole post then i take a d33p breath and delete the whole thing beclaws i CAN and WILL choose to be bettpurr than my impulses sometimes
B33 < yeah but i f33l like you dont care B33 < i care so much
BXPP < nyeah no shit the tiger isnt surpurrised you chit like you breathe
Oh, to have this self restraint. I do try, 8ut Lord is it difficult!
my dms r always open if u evr need 2 vent this shit out 💅
B33 < at least its entertaining!
B33 < nefur B33 < my heart is my weapon and my shield i will love fr33ly and d33ply and drink long from this delicious pond we call life!
◣_◢ I've hiTT 1k kull. ThaTT's probably noTT an achievemenTT, buTT iTT sure does feel like one.
◣_◢ Tired, bored, and abouTT TTo spam his DMs like TThe paTTheTTic fucker I am. #VagueposTTing #quadposTTing
maybe_do_not_do_that_?_its_too_hot_for_me_to_think_of_a_solution_right_now_but_maybe_uh_play_psion_the_gathering_or_fiduspawn
i_will_not_stop_you_?_you_can_do_what_you_want_you're_an_adult_._but_perhaps_give_him_a_lil_annoy_at_first_to_see_if_he_wants_the_spam
just_a_little_needling_to_test_the_waters_maybe_then_go_fucking_buck_wild
> creat1ng my own rub1e2 to make a necklace out of #2c1encepo2t1ng <
turns out, if you start 8ecoming overwhelmed with the Dark Thoughts, all you need is to 8e squeezed very tightly 8y a 8eautiful handsome sexy 8ronze8lood who you're in love with 8tw and then everything is fine
i too wish i had a beautiful handsome sexy bronzeblood to squeeze
lemme give you a yaoiful 8lessing my lovely pet human
fuck yeah this is probably gonna make everything better for me i mean it doesnt have to be a bronzeblood it could seriously be anyone
◣_◢ This is liTTerally TTrue. I TTesTTed iTT earlier TToday.
testing it right now and it's working
don't worry my magic always works
◣_◢ ITT's like being in an inTTernally heaTTed moobeasTT-press, I swear TTo God. Cure for anyTThing, really. And now I'm TThinking TThaTT, maybe I should geTT a moobeasTT-press jusTT TTo siTT in for a liTTTTle while from TTime TTo TTime.
*flutter* @pupalHemorrhage
◣_◢ @golgoTThasTerror#1984 Looked aTT your page, and I mean TThis purely plaTTonically when I say TThaTT you are aTTTTracTTive as shiTT. JusTT TThoughTT you needed TTo know TThaTT, for some spiriTT lifTTing.
dont boost his ego hes already in the stratosphere with that shit and im trying to wrangle him down
◣_◢ I can'TT jusTT look aTT a man like TThaTT and *noTT* lifTT his ego up a liTTTTle. I'd be lying, and no one haTTes a liar. Even if I'm noTT acTTually lying I'd be lying in spiriTT by noTT saying anyTThing.
◣_◢ *No one likes a liar. Can go boTTh ways TThough, I guess.
Well shucks!! Thats awfully kind of you chum. I needed that today not going to lie. You seem like a real standup sort yourself even if reading your posts makes my eyes do a little jig. But i got the gist! And right back at you pal. Platonically of course. *wink*
Never once called me attractive yourself but the second somebody else does suddenly youre talking about wrangling me. Nobody wrangles a man they dont want their hands on dave. Thats just physics.
you being deadass right now yeah im not gonna go up to your face and be like hey dude guess what youre hot af also that doesnt count or does it i dont know my stomach is in knots and im saying the stupidest fucking shit known to man and somehow youre the object of my passion or something
So let me get this straight. Youre stingy with your compliments in person but then went and typed "object of my passion" where the entire internet can screenshot it forever. Hardly sticking to your guns are you there strider? Though honestly i think i prefer it this way. Reading it is way better than having to look you in the eyes while our faces do something silly.
more like your face does something silly and i just stare you down like you stole my money or killed my mother because we both know youre the one to crack under pressure way faster than me and thats saying something considering my recent rendezvous with full blown public meltdowns
I would NOT crack. I am a man of fortitude and steely resolve. I once stared down a wild boar for six minutes without blinking. You think some bleach blonde with knots in his tummy is going to break me? HA! Ive had skinny little guys like you for breakfast. Chewed up and swallowed no problem.
◣_◢ Trolls like you are why TThe pale quadranTT exisTTs in TThe firsTT place. Lmfao. #VagueposTTing
trolls like me are the reason hotdogs and corndogs exist.
I’M AWAITING THE EXISTENCE OF THE NEXT ‘DOG.
Søme øf them døn’t even seem tø want søøthing. They just łike tø marinate in their øwn tøxicity and pass it ałøng tø anyøne whø interacts. Genuineły baffłing stuff.
◣_◢ Seriously. If I were TThem and had TTo look back aTT me saying TThaTT shiTT in any amounTT of passed TTime, I'd cull myself TThen and TThere. Publicly. The embarrassmenTT would be so bad TThaTT I simply could noTT keep going. #cw-self-harm I guess.
🥬 i truly believe that i was put on this funky alternia 2 hang out xDDDD
◣_◢ When did being unproducTTive and useless TTo TThe world around you become a flex? I'm vague posTTing so much righTT now, holy shiTT. #VagueposTTing
◣_◢ @mirTThfulMiracleworker Why do you haTTe my joy and happiness.
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ never 2aid nOthing abOut glOriOu2ly hating yOur jOy and happine22 BITCH. BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT THAT 2HIT2 GOTTA BALANCE OUT. can't get tOO pity-pilled. LET YOUR HATE FLAG FLY. ○ ● ○
◣_◢ You know whaTT, yeah. You're righTT. LeTT me become TThe nexTT accounTT who's only gimmick and purpose in life is being TThe liTTTTle meaningless bubble in everyone's noTTifs.
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ THAT'2 THE 2PIRIT. ○ ● ○
◣_◢ Can'TT TTell if we're pale, or flushed. Kind of hoping we're boTTh. #VagueposTTing
◣_◢ Jegus fucking ChrisTT, he makes me feel so small someTTimes. #VagueposTTing #noTTsexual #sfw #posiTTive
Take your medication
◣_◢ @lovwerBoy Glad TTo know TThaTT posTT resonaTTed wiTTh you so well. hTTTTps://cdn.imgchesTT.com/files/8d703d51d874.png
sorry i do fuck with it hardcore but also not really.
◣_◢ We need TTo ban mirrors.
◣_◢ STTaTTus updaTTe: He saw my chiTTTT and now I've goTT a warm ass living weighTTed blankeTT draped over my body limp sTTyle. Life genuinely could noTT be beTTTTer TThan TThis. My TTheory was correcTT, for TThe record, my TThink-pan has never been more sTTable. Always invesTT in beefy moirails. #QuadposTTing #pale #cuddlehours
◣_◢ This isn'TT #suggesTTive or #nsfw in any way, shape, or form, buTT I'll TTag iTT jusTT in case someone TTakes iTT TThaTT way. BuTT, I really need someone TTo pin me down for a liTTTTle biTT by TThe arms, and hold me TThere for a few hours. STTeady inTTense pressure included. I feel like TThaTT would do wonders for my TThink-pan chemisTTry. #Pale connoTTaTTions.