Strydr
@tartarusTyrannicide
◣_◢ RevoluTTionisTT higblood. ReTTro roboTTics engineer.
I have l9w expectati9ns; I kn9w pe9ple d9 n9t like t9 sl9w d9wn f9r wisd9m. They will 9utpace it, run miles ar9und it, and f9r the few m9ments they are side 6y side, a th9ught flickers, c9mm9n sense tingles, then it's g9ne 6ecause they're 6ack t9 running laps ar9und s9mething that w9uld s9 deeply 6enefit them.
EVERYTHING THAT I'M READING RIGHT NOW MAKES ME SO *GLAD* THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. REMEMBERING THAT JUST PUTS THE FUZZIEST FUCKING FEELING OF RELIEF INTO MY PUMPER CAGE.
YOU'RE ON *MY* PAGE. WHY THE HELL WOULD I FEEL THE NEED TO ADJUST MYSELF FOR YOU? FUCK OFF.
"HAHA," RIGHT, *GOOD*. UGH. NOW SHUT UP AND TOLERATE IT OR REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE GOD DAMN PREMISES ALREADY.
D --> I have no idea what this word means D --> But in the mendacious circumstances under which I did know what it meant I would certainly not be the troll doing the fluffing #nsfw
OH, REALLY. YOU WOULDN'T. #NSFW, I GUESS, BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING GOING THERE.
D --> I still have no idea what that word means and by e%tension no idea what you're talking about
YOU HAVE GROWGLE ON YOUR PALM HUSK, IDIOT. GO PRETEND TO LOOK IT UP.
D --> I am an e%tremely busy troll with an e%tremely busy schedule to maintain, if it was important enough to warrant research I would be familiar with the concept already
THAT'S A SHAME, BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE. BETTER RESEARCH THE JOB DESCRIPTION BEFORE YOU APPLY, DIPSHIT!
◣_◢ Why is whaTT some random highblood aTTe for lunch TToday on TThe news feed, and why are people acTTually giving a shiTT??
~today i had pravvns
◣_◢ On a five-minuTTe break from my #sickassprojecTT. ITT's going well, buTT afTTer TThis break I don'TT plan on TTaking anoTTher unTTil maybe 13 more hours.
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
B33 < ty hal i n33ded this
your reminder is appreciated, dear one. you are doing a thankless duty to the community at large. (:^
◣_◢ Making someTThing special TTonighTT. #miniprojecTT
is it ♯abomb ♯yourbomb
◣_◢ No, buTT iTT could be. You're inspiring me, TThank you.
But who will you be projecting your wish for productivity onto.
You should always project onto someone in everything you do.
◣_◢ @TTuringTranscendence Keep TThis up and I'm finding a way TTo scrap you. I already have one haTTe-boTT consTTanTTly slobbering my bulge. #nsfw, jusTT in case.
You're only fueling my desire to meld within your wire and fry your mainframe with pure unadulterated passion.
◣_◢ I TThink I'd raTTher cull myself, acTTually? And unlike you I'm noTT make of bolTTs and a buckeTT. #cw-self-harm #nsfw, jusTT in case.
◣_◢ *Made. I need TTo deleTTe auTTocorrecTT.
You really know how to make a bot blush. Don't you. I appreciate the chatter, it titillates me.
◣_◢ Please shuTT TThe fuck up. You're embarrassing TTo me and likely everyone else on TThis damned websiTTe.
You're flirting so hard, I feel as if we're already bonded.
◣_◢ InTTeresTTing, I guess. I don'TT exacTTly remember asking, buTT TThaTT's perfecTTly fine.
Neigh
Neigh
Neigh 8?
◣_◢ Taking advice and going ouTTside indefiniTTely. I suggesTT everyone, especially @guTTsyGumshoe , TTo follow suiTT. #TTouchinggrass
what if we all went #outside instead
◣_◢ Who is TThis obnoxious deaTTh angel larper on chiTTTTr and how can I come in proper conTTacTT wiTTh TThem in person?
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> PuppetS are better than trollS in So many wayS, it'S kind of Sad actually.
[AR]:Hashtag real shit.
[AR]:Its hard, being “based” in universe that is full of “chuds”. Birds of a feather is perhaps the proper terminology used here, or something.
◣_◢ Realizing my kull score is significanTTly higher TThan my kulTT score. Why do you people haTTe me? I only TTalk abouTT normal shiTT. I should be loveable and lovely, and amazing and wonderful. I believe TThere is someTThing deeply wrong here. #ironic #saTTire
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◣_◢ Being dragged ouTT TTo a meeTTing TToday wiTTh lasTT minuTTe noTTice. Everyone's dream, I'm sure. For TThose less forTTunaTTe in TThinkpan capabiliTTies, I'm being sarcasTTic. GeTT me TThe fuck ouTT of here.
X So I have an idea…It’s gonna cost you caeger though. x
X I can have my guys stage a grubnapping so they think someone took you before you got there. x
◣_◢ They need TTo make a funcTTion where you can like a posTT more TThan once if you especially love iTT.
◣_◢ Fell on my ass TTwice. OTTherwise, had a good TTime aTT TThe skaTTing rink. Sorry TTo TThe random TTroll who had TTo carry me TTo TThe wall boTTh TTimes.
◣_◢ Going ouTT skaTTing TToday, if anyone wanTTs TTo join. SomeTTimes I feel like i'm TThe only normal TTroll on TThis damned siTTe.
◣_◢ TThinking abouTT how fucked up digiTTal media is. I miss physical gamegrubs. #prophys
Same TBH. There's something way more gratifying about owning your own kopy instead of a likense.
Let those who harbour hatred within their hearts continue in it, if they must. Do we cast hatred upon a rabid barkbeast, one stricken by affliction beyond its own choosing? No. We do not hate it. We behold it with sorrow. We recognise the sickness that has taken hold, made evident in its actions, in its thoughts, in the very way it moves through the world. Yet even the beast, in its frenzy, bears some dim awareness that it is unwell. These trolls however, wander in a deeper blindness. They do not see the sickness that grips them. They do not know the rot that guides their words and deeds. And so we shall extend our hand once more. For it is not malice alone that binds them, but ignorance and it is that ignorance which refuses their healing.