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I thought clowns were supposed to be funny.
Good evening chittrclan. :)
alright
refer to the first verse https://chittr.ing/profile/karmaDagger/5f96d29c-e793-400e-bba6-323420214f2a
#petpicsaturday my dog (im the dog). and one without the ugly ass filter https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/dog.png https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/dogno.png
☆ fuKKin FINALLY. Konsider this a late #firearmfriday post but cheKK this shit out! Got not one but two of these bad boys off of some baKK alley website and they’re fuKKin gorgeous. And I snagged a photo of them with yours truly. Gonna have a lotta fun with these babies!!!☆
#OOC Hey you guys mind if i glaze your site real quick? Because this is legit eons better than any actual social media i've experienced over the past decade. The fact that i can post freaky content here,and the fact that local folk are not only chill about it,but plenty of them are also fellow freakazoids. The lack of doomscrolling bullshit that is currently all over the internet,people being very damn nice and cool. Amazing users,amazing site. Love it. Now,i shall return to my regular in-character-posting.
okay fine I'll drop the kinlist onion #whatever
You should not lick cursed artifacts. Now you may be saying "Duh, obviously Venats." but you would be shocked how often it comes up. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
im horny and free yall could be too but i see some pearl clutching which fair enough but you could also just post your every thought to social media including wanting to ride thigh its a pretty banging time
holy shit yall are so negative today #dashwatching not targeted
(°. https://www.butterfliesandm𖦹ths.𖦹rg/sites/default/files/bam𖦹na_images/d𖦹tlinedwhitem𖦹th042211-44232_0.jpg .°) (°. #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #artacecribraria .°)
B33 < sometimes i get annoyed and type up a whole post then i take a d33p breath and delete the whole thing beclaws i CAN and WILL choose to be bettpurr than my impulses sometimes
just_a_little_needling_to_test_the_waters_maybe_then_go_fucking_buck_wild
i_will_not_stop_you_?_you_can_do_what_you_want_you're_an_adult_._but_perhaps_give_him_a_lil_annoy_at_first_to_see_if_he_wants_the_spam
maybe_do_not_do_that_?_its_too_hot_for_me_to_think_of_a_solution_right_now_but_maybe_uh_play_psion_the_gathering_or_fiduspawn
> creat1ng my own rub1e2 to make a necklace out of #2c1encepo2t1ng <
you shouldnt stomp on ants firstly cause they derivve no pleasure nor wwill they givve you the VVENERATION you cravve but eridan on the other hand
i'm prym
testing it right now and it's working
turns out, if you start 8ecoming overwhelmed with the Dark Thoughts, all you need is to 8e squeezed very tightly 8y a 8eautiful handsome sexy 8ronze8lood who you're in love with 8tw and then everything is fine
just pllayed a game of deadllock where, after stomping the enemy team for 25 minutes or so, the enemy LLlash said "allright, its time to get serious. watch out. im turning my monitor on" didnt know they had such a goat on the enemy team
i wanna know wat dey'd do im so curious
omfg u didnt see help. dere was an ask anon hold on let me get it "Can I doll you up all Prym and Proper? I promise only to provide the most eloquent of dresses and the daintiest shoes. I want to see you as beautiful as possible."
who tf was dat ask anon who was like I wanna Dress you Up all Prym and Proper i need to know dat was so crazy icl
TH4T TROLL T4ST3D L1K3 GR4NNY SM1THS! YUMM3RS.
trying to find videos of these two in action. might not be possible. what a shame. https://i.postimg.cc/3RsrG8db/dookiedottie.gif
Well shucks!! Thats awfully kind of you chum. I needed that today not going to lie. You seem like a real standup sort yourself even if reading your posts makes my eyes do a little jig. But i got the gist! And right back at you pal. Platonically of course. *wink*
the northern star ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
dont boost his ego hes already in the stratosphere with that shit and im trying to wrangle him down
i know ChittR knowS what theRapy iS but, haS ChitteR eveR heaRD of theRapy?
i hate working i hate working oh my god my neck hurts so bad i feel like im going to die
Its n0t my fault i jiggle when i walk #suggestive
This is the sort of raw unfiltered human experience they should be teaching in universities. Godspeed soldier. The cheesy gordita crunch will heal what the liquor broke.
Pe0ple were right I SH0ULD be meaner
https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/øffice.png #dashwatching
Yeah it wasnt c00l 0f me t0 drag unchained int0 this but g0d was it fucking funny
⏾ Yall g﴾ ﴿tta settle d﴾ ﴿wn sip s﴾ ﴿me syrup a sumn.
YES DIVA. HAVE A SHRIEKING HARPY MELTDOWN ON YOUR CHEATING WHORE IN PUBLIC. IT ALWAYS DOES NUMBERS. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY. IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY. DESIRABLE. ATTRACTIVE. AND MENTALLY SANE. #PROTIP #MEWHENILIE #GIRLPROBLEMS #VAGUECHITT.
Søme øf them døn’t even seem tø want søøthing. They just łike tø marinate in their øwn tøxicity and pass it ałøng tø anyøne whø interacts. Genuineły baffłing stuff.
I’M AWAITING THE EXISTENCE OF THE NEXT ‘DOG.
trolls like me are the reason hotdogs and corndogs exist.
Who to~ok the pictures and posted anyways?
《I REFUẒ̌E TO BELIEVE THAT THING IẒ̌ MY DEẒ̌☭ENDANT. WHAT IẒ̌ Ẓ̌HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT? 4☭HUM? IN☭EL? MOID? WHAT??? #DAẒ̌HWAT☭HING》
Good God, the timeline is as much of a cesspool as I remember it being.
🥬 i truly believe that i was put on this funky alternia 2 hang out xDDDD
)(aving a self care day! W)(at color s)(ould I paint my toes? 38?
someone put a muzzlle on that guy
if u aint droppin ass for the homies who are u droppin it for #it-rly-makes-u-think
PLEAE ST,,,OP,,,,,, POSTING ABOUT,.,,, MUY MOTHERS,,, CLOWNHOLE,,,, GRACIAS, #nsfw
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ THAT'2 THE 2PIRIT. ○ ● ○
What you're sorely missing is the clinical component of the analysis of my anatomy by Vesica, who has for weeks been helpfully checking in, intermittently, to advise me on helpful supplements to maximize my reproductive health! Nothing wrong with scoring high on a physical exam. :B
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ never 2aid nOthing abOut glOriOu2ly hating yOur jOy and happine22 BITCH. BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT THAT 2HIT2 GOTTA BALANCE OUT. can't get tOO pity-pilled. LET YOUR HATE FLAG FLY. ○ ● ○
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ PATHETIC. gill up. ○ ● ○
꧁https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠b21eb6a56591.png the people love jane's nook i guess #nsfw꧂
i like being on bridges cuz when youre on them you can see other bridges and if youre lucky maybe even jeff
shawwwwty like a mmmmillipede in mmmmy nug. wwwwhatever. troll siri send chit
inside thoughts are a powwwwerful thing #vague
send death threats to your ex
MORNIN, STRYDR.
Take your medication
one a these swweeps youre goin to run into a highblooded murderfucker that dwwarfs my sadism by a long shot and youll look longingly ovver your shoulder at the cage you keep in me an hesitantly reach for the lock
Als0 like why the fuck w0uld i need a bulge rating like i can l00k d0wn and make my 0wn 0pini0n #nsfw
mm hai everybody woke up early and immediately had a buncha pancakes for breakfast. but i didnt feel like stayin awake so i fell back asleep. im back awake now. feelin bleh still for some reason. umm hope yall are doin great!! <3 ill um. enjoy the day while i can heheh ehh
sorry i do fuck with it hardcore but also not really.
// eye doctor time
// gonna be gone for a few hours, lunch + eye doctor appointment
somehow im not even regretting this at all
Your important reminder that life is far too short. It is VITAL you ragebait that Strider.
Just found out Dave Strider did not in fact direct The Matrix. Shocked and confused.
fuck_you_ wiggles_on_u https://i_.ibb_.co/39cgnwbt/screenshot-20260702-083521_.png
pounce should drow hornses again!
OH M4N 1TS B33N 4 WH1L3 H1 CH1TTR 1M B4CK FROM TH3 D34D >:]
...lusus is...screeching his lungs out...at something again...(,ᐟ)
just heard a fuckn tuba outside gm chittr
(V)(',,')(V) for example: yankin my homies chain for shiggles
(°. m𖦹th sweaters .°)
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I am keeping him in my private blocks. On... the floor, yeah. But I threw a cape over him so he won't be cold. I think that compromises the dilemma. Somewhat?
i'm selling a pretend-gun. when shꙮt at a target, the target will be perceived by anyꙮne nearby, as if it was shꙮt with a real bullet (including the ability tꙮ pretend-kill sꙮmeꙮne). the effect wꙮrks fꙮr up tꙮ twꙮ days. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
(V)(',,')(V) why say shits n giggles when ℧ can jst say shiggles #dalewisdom
I would LOV<—E— to but I still have work to do. In other places where I can't drag in a sleeping matesprit.
6loomweiss.
don't worry chittr, if you ever feel not as intelligent remember tik tok replies exist
Moral dilemma: If I DON'T pick up my redmate from where he's fallen asleep on the floor, he'll wake up sore and uncomfortable. If I DO pick him up and throw him on the loungeplank or even in the coon, he'll never learn that shit choices result in shit consequences.
okii!!
My digestion 8ladder is doing flips and shit.
I hope you are okay.
X 465lbs from 455 last weigh in The gains do be gaining 💪💪💪 x
thank fur gaem reccomeowdation pounce chek when them up!! :33
ok! pounce n33d catnap! nini!
pounce nd him leijon cubs :))
guess pounce gota do hard work!!
ooh... it thos typa gaems... well hopefurry pounce not d33l wit dat meowch!
anything or quotes from me come out its fake propaganda by jane.
ooo! pounce meowbe check out later!
hehe! pounce purrlay sumtiems!! hornse game?
woblox
Another day another dollar. I'm gonna at least give it my all, since I'll be free for a good few days!
he_just_be_like_that
...okay...you don't have to...drink water... ...but what if...i added...those tasty flavor packets...to it... ...would that...make you feel better...(.ᐟ)
...this is your reminder...to drink water...and fix that...gamer posture...(.ᐟ)
i lovve bein able to jus wwalk into the sea to nevver be seen again.
looool_you're_hilarious
Feeling like troll Bonnie & Clyde with how these Jadeblood survivors have been teaching me how to heist and be discreet. They even made me a disguise!! I am a "purple" blood! Haha!
Hmm..okay! We will probably plan a heist for this ray sometime soon!
just_being_polite_so_you_can_clear_your_sched_for_the_wiggling
That's a thing? Well, guess we could try planning a thing for that.
Aww! Thanks sweetie! I think we would appreciate that but we'd need to pick it up at a discreet area because we don't want to out our safe haven.
october_5th_2027_watch_your_back_._the_wiggling_is_coming_!_!_!_!
i'm_coming_to_get_all_you_hoes_(affectionate)_ https://i_.ibb_.co/x8hb7clp/screenshot-20260702-084307_.png
Confeshshion 4: "I'm happy that he's happy with him, and I'm glad I got her, but there are still days where I think about what could've been with him. Just. Why did he have to kiss me at that party man. It still weighs on me." Thoughtsh?
I have l9w expectati9ns; I kn9w pe9ple d9 n9t like t9 sl9w d9wn f9r wisd9m. They will 9utpace it, run miles ar9und it, and f9r the few m9ments they are side 6y side, a th9ught flickers, c9mm9n sense tingles, then it's g9ne 6ecause they're 6ack t9 running laps ar9und s9mething that w9uld s9 deeply 6enefit them.
~they vvere excellent :}
EVERYTHING THAT I'M READING RIGHT NOW MAKES ME SO *GLAD* THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. REMEMBERING THAT JUST PUTS THE FUZZIEST FUCKING FEELING OF RELIEF INTO MY PUMPER CAGE.
D -+-> Maude seems a more apt fit. Thank you.
D -+-> Search: Which pony am I most like from MLP test.
0k wait y0u may have just c0nvinced me.
PAIN in the ass is the only way you get an ass as FAT as mine.
that s0unds like a pain in the ass, i'd rather just get blitzed 0ut 0f my thinkpan. #substances
CHEAP, STOREBOUGHT dopamine made by WIMPS, get ur dopamine from PUMPING IRON, DOING YOGA, JOGGING, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, TAKING BREAKS AT OPPORTUNE TIMES TO ENSURE THAT YOU GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR WORKOUTS.
𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌.
have you. burrowed tonight. you had better. get started. if not. #threat.
I seem to havve a higher kull score than kult score. Doesn't matter if I'm popular online though, as long as I can movve the people in person. Yet to be able to do that either, but.
gotta admit the rankmaid might be one of the funniest accounts on this site. glad to have her around!
~#selfiesunday! <3 https://files.catbox.moe/gmg25x.png
Theres all manner of wonderful new folk to meet when surfing the web! I feel as though ive only waded into the shallows of the world wide and now im just getting knee high in the real deal. I just saw a wonderfully silly looking unicorn posting. The world is my oyster and im peeping its fruit in my day to day. Wow!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/155a4b6bbe5cd7a024fd7d6448acbcaa/1426ca743971a277-24/s500x750/1bd3a405f3b2bd4bd014c6e6d166ac42a7cc11ec.gif
((unrelated to anything but i just had my first ever T shot :3))
SO WE'VE ALL BEEN SUSPENDED, EH... THIS WOULD MARK MY NEW PERSONAL BEST FOR FASTEST SUSPENSION TIME. OF COURSE, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN BANNED OFF OF ANY SITE EVER, NYEH HEH HEH!
F^CK ALL OF YO^. LOGGING OFF FOR THE NIGHT. 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
can we not livechit our pissing? thanks. i'm off to take a piss.
♯kill
is it ♯abomb ♯yourbomb
watching them get nerv꥟us and uneasy the minute i step in the r꥟꥟m. what a sight. #nsfw #w꥟menincharge
Clowns? Hm, is that what people are into these nights? No wonder Slick is so popular lately.
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bunnies. send chitt.
clwns, trolls, humans i wnt dem all <3 #nsfw
Please use caution when traveling to the Crystal Lakeside. HiveDash does not work and you must catch fish to survive.
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
Sick. Thanks.
Okay, does this l∞k c∞l or is it l8me?
who, me? nooooooo
[Become one with the machine. Weak flesh is inferior. Upgrade yourself. Aren't you tired of having to sleep?]
After learning h9w IP addresses w9rk, I d9n't think 6eing 9n here will cause t99 much issue.
what if we all went #outside instead
oh shit. i mean if there was another word in there like "out" id have less questions
i wuld eat a carapacian but only ☝️☝️☝️ if they were in2 it #consent
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
:33 < Guys stop eating people please #cancelcrocker :3
eat the rich should be changed to eat the crocker #carapaciansincrockerfields
Controversial CEO Jane Crocker (@gutsyGumshoe) has just openly stated her intent to #vore me. Do with this information as you wish.
B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
i think everyone should get a pass to be a twat once a day on here so i dont feel so down in the dumps when i potentially come off wrong
i may not be able to cook but i know how to make one pretentious ass coffee
Doing #surgery on a robot right now.
just realized how high my kull score is thank you hate sluts for the honor #nsfw #hate
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
opening chittr to hemoanon hate chitts wild when the ceo is literally also hemoanon
I couldn't possibly wonder why a fuchsia might be doing that, but no, it's not normal- it's weird at best.
this is []bjective|y fa|se. there is such a thing as aseXua|ity, which, if y[]u d[]n't kn[]w what that means, is when s[]me[]ne eXperiences |itt|e t[] n[] seXua| attracti[]n and/[]r desire, []r []n|y eXperiences th[]se things under very specific circumstances that w[]u|d []therwise differ fr[]m the typica| a||[]seXua| eXperience. this is, []f c[]urse, a br[]ad []versimp|ificati[]n []f the meaning []f aseXua|ity, but my p[]int is that y[]u sh[]u|d n[]t disc[]unt s[]me[]ne's investment in a quadrant []r quadrants mere|y based []n whether []r n[]t they want t[] engage in seXua| activities
yawn. sleepy.
[AR]:Hashtag real shit.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> PuppetS are better than trollS in So many wayS, it'S kind of Sad actually.
-]@_i_dont_get_them_hehe_how_r_they_even_calculated
~ goggg 11 luv how dr44m44t11c howull 11s https://11.post11mg.cc/W3xqpSq1/B33z-n44zv44n1144662-20260328155532.png https://11.post11mg.cc/MKPt0JBz/B33z-n44zv44n1144661-20260328154555.pngᅠᅠXoXo
TRULY. IT'S NOT OBJECTIVELY THE WORST, BUT MOST SHIPS HAVE A HELM AND A CORE; THE CORE IS EXTREMELY RADIOACTIVE. THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO JUST... DON'T READ SIGNS WHEN ENTERING THE CORE HOLD IS INSANE.
I WORK ON A FLEET SHIP AS A JANITOR AND GENERAL MAINTENANCE. THE JOB IS SURPRISINGLY REWARDING, BUT THE DOWNSIDES ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE I WORK WITH ARE VERY FUCKING STUPID.
X I can have my guys stage a grubnapping so they think someone took you before you got there. x
X So I have an idea…It’s gonna cost you caeger though. x
OUUU DOES A LITTLE JIG
high of 29 yesterday, high of 61 today north dakota is NOT for the faint of heart #DoNotComeHere
i mentioned the orange thing yelling at me and didnt elaborate got a cat id send pics but hes a weird fucking cryptid who hates cameras so you get an artistic rendition of us instead https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/peep%20the%20cat.jpg
you're crazy if you think hemoanonimity is gonna keep me from posting bloody and bruised ass pics post-lashing on main lmfao enjoy or whatever #nsfwe #gore #kink #masochism #violence https://i.imgur.com/t2fehvp.png
well that was a productive couple of hours. took a nap, woke up with boobs. and then figured out how to put them back. and bring them back. didn't realize this stuff was so malleable for me. maybe its kinda like the reality hop???
one day ill chitt something that isnt about garlic bread today aint that day but yknow what thats just how it be i had one job i wanted to do today n now here i am snackin on a whole fuckin loaf of garlic bread what more could a guy want hm well actually i got an idea but thats for another post
~promise?
the masculine urge to pound a twink into the ground. #nsfw
While I pride myself on my ability to accept, although not necessarily agree, with every Alternian’s opinions, some of you make it quite difficult.
Making a #BajaBlastPie because no one can tell me no.
OKAY. CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED. MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN BY GETTING SOLLUX TO TRY AND RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY HUSKTOP. HE DEFINITELY SAW THE YAOI I WAS READING.
Same TBH. There's something way more gratifying about owning your own kopy instead of a likense.
Let those who harbour hatred within their hearts continue in it, if they must. Do we cast hatred upon a rabid barkbeast, one stricken by affliction beyond its own choosing? No. We do not hate it. We behold it with sorrow. We recognise the sickness that has taken hold, made evident in its actions, in its thoughts, in the very way it moves through the world. Yet even the beast, in its frenzy, bears some dim awareness that it is unwell. These trolls however, wander in a deeper blindness. They do not see the sickness that grips them. They do not know the rot that guides their words and deeds. And so we shall extend our hand once more. For it is not malice alone that binds them, but ignorance and it is that ignorance which refuses their healing.
Hot puppet babes in your area but when are they in mine.
if yall ever try training dolphins to skateboard just know that shit works real fuckin well if youre also skating theyre hella better at learning if they can see you doin it too
I think I have the perfect profile banner.
I have my reservations about endorsing a place that stratifies people according to the hue of their blood. But the prospect of fronting under anonymity remains a rare improvement not afforded to me before. Though the world has not undergone any major transformation since I was alive, subtle shifts have nonetheless taken place. I cannot blame the children in the way in which their hands have been tied to carry the burden of a planet alone. I take this solely with the one who calls herself Queen of them.
some of yall have the worst color combinations i have ever seen in my life
just saw a #babybunny outside #lifeaffirming moment will never go on this website again #outsideonly #beautifuloutside
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...