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Confeshshion 4: "I'm happy that he's happy with him, and I'm glad I got her, but there are still days where I think about what could've been with him. Just. Why did he have to kiss me at that party man. It still weighs on me." Thoughtsh?
I have l9w expectati9ns; I kn9w pe9ple d9 n9t like t9 sl9w d9wn f9r wisd9m. They will 9utpace it, run miles ar9und it, and f9r the few m9ments they are side 6y side, a th9ught flickers, c9mm9n sense tingles, then it's g9ne 6ecause they're 6ack t9 running laps ar9und s9mething that w9uld s9 deeply 6enefit them.
5UCK MY F47 D0U8L3 8ULG3 #N5FW
EVERYTHING THAT I'M READING RIGHT NOW MAKES ME SO *GLAD* THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. REMEMBERING THAT JUST PUTS THE FUZZIEST FUCKING FEELING OF RELIEF INTO MY PUMPER CAGE.
D -+-> Maude seems a more apt fit. Thank you.
D -+-> Search: Which pony am I most like from MLP test.
PAIN in the ass is the only way you get an ass as FAT as mine.
CHEAP, STOREBOUGHT dopamine made by WIMPS, get ur dopamine from PUMPING IRON, DOING YOGA, JOGGING, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, TAKING BREAKS AT OPPORTUNE TIMES TO ENSURE THAT YOU GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR WORKOUTS.
have you. burrowed tonight. you had better. get started. if not. #threat.
I seem to havve a higher kull score than kult score. Doesn't matter if I'm popular online though, as long as I can movve the people in person. Yet to be able to do that either, but.

Theres all manner of wonderful new folk to meet when surfing the web! I feel as though ive only waded into the shallows of the world wide and now im just getting knee high in the real deal. I just saw a wonderfully silly looking unicorn posting. The world is my oyster and im peeping its fruit in my day to day. Wow!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/155a4b6bbe5cd7a024fd7d6448acbcaa/1426ca743971a277-24/s500x750/1bd3a405f3b2bd4bd014c6e6d166ac42a7cc11ec.gif
((unrelated to anything but i just had my first ever T shot :3))
SO WE'VE ALL BEEN SUSPENDED, EH... THIS WOULD MARK MY NEW PERSONAL BEST FOR FASTEST SUSPENSION TIME. OF COURSE, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN BANNED OFF OF ANY SITE EVER, NYEH HEH HEH!
F^CK ALL OF YO^. LOGGING OFF FOR THE NIGHT. 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
watching them get nerv꥟us and uneasy the minute i step in the r꥟꥟m. what a sight. #nsfw #w꥟menincharge
Clowns? Hm, is that what people are into these nights? No wonder Slick is so popular lately.
Please use caution when traveling to the Crystal Lakeside. HiveDash does not work and you must catch fish to survive.
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
[Become one with the machine. Weak flesh is inferior. Upgrade yourself. Aren't you tired of having to sleep?]
After learning h9w IP addresses w9rk, I d9n't think 6eing 9n here will cause t99 much issue.
what if we all went #outside instead
SMEAR CAMPAIGN, BARELY SANE THROUGH CHITTRS SO POLITICAL BY SHITTERS SO UNCRITICAL TRANSMITTERS SO HYPO-CRITICAL
oh shit. i mean if there was another word in there like "out" id have less questions
i wuld eat a carapacian but only ☝️☝️☝️ if they were in2 it #consent
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
i think everyone should get a pass to be a twat once a day on here so i dont feel so down in the dumps when i potentially come off wrong
i may not be able to cook but i know how to make one pretentious ass coffee
Doing #surgery on a robot right now.
just realized how high my kull score is thank you hate sluts for the honor #nsfw #hate
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
opening chittr to hemoanon hate chitts wild when the ceo is literally also hemoanon
I couldn't possibly wonder why a fuchsia might be doing that, but no, it's not normal- it's weird at best.
this is []bjective|y fa|se. there is such a thing as aseXua|ity, which, if y[]u d[]n't kn[]w what that means, is when s[]me[]ne eXperiences |itt|e t[] n[] seXua| attracti[]n and/[]r desire, []r []n|y eXperiences th[]se things under very specific circumstances that w[]u|d []therwise differ fr[]m the typica| a||[]seXua| eXperience. this is, []f c[]urse, a br[]ad []versimp|ificati[]n []f the meaning []f aseXua|ity, but my p[]int is that y[]u sh[]u|d n[]t disc[]unt s[]me[]ne's investment in a quadrant []r quadrants mere|y based []n whether []r n[]t they want t[] engage in seXua| activities
[AR]:Hashtag real shit.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> PuppetS are better than trollS in So many wayS, it'S kind of Sad actually.
-]@_i_dont_get_them_hehe_how_r_they_even_calculated
TRULY. IT'S NOT OBJECTIVELY THE WORST, BUT MOST SHIPS HAVE A HELM AND A CORE; THE CORE IS EXTREMELY RADIOACTIVE. THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO JUST... DON'T READ SIGNS WHEN ENTERING THE CORE HOLD IS INSANE.
I WORK ON A FLEET SHIP AS A JANITOR AND GENERAL MAINTENANCE. THE JOB IS SURPRISINGLY REWARDING, BUT THE DOWNSIDES ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE I WORK WITH ARE VERY FUCKING STUPID.
X I can have my guys stage a grubnapping so they think someone took you before you got there. x
X So I have an idea…It’s gonna cost you caeger though. x
high of 29 yesterday, high of 61 today north dakota is NOT for the faint of heart #DoNotComeHere
i mentioned the orange thing yelling at me and didnt elaborate got a cat id send pics but hes a weird fucking cryptid who hates cameras so you get an artistic rendition of us instead https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/peep%20the%20cat.jpg
you're crazy if you think hemoanonimity is gonna keep me from posting bloody and bruised ass pics post-lashing on main lmfao enjoy or whatever #nsfwe #gore #kink #masochism #violence https://i.imgur.com/t2fehvp.png
one day ill chitt something that isnt about garlic bread today aint that day but yknow what thats just how it be i had one job i wanted to do today n now here i am snackin on a whole fuckin loaf of garlic bread what more could a guy want hm well actually i got an idea but thats for another post

the masculine urge to pound a twink into the ground. #nsfw
While I pride myself on my ability to accept, although not necessarily agree, with every Alternian’s opinions, some of you make it quite difficult.
Making a #BajaBlastPie because no one can tell me no.
OKAY. CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED. MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN BY GETTING SOLLUX TO TRY AND RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY HUSKTOP. HE DEFINITELY SAW THE YAOI I WAS READING.
Same TBH. There's something way more gratifying about owning your own kopy instead of a likense.
Let those who harbour hatred within their hearts continue in it, if they must. Do we cast hatred upon a rabid barkbeast, one stricken by affliction beyond its own choosing? No. We do not hate it. We behold it with sorrow. We recognise the sickness that has taken hold, made evident in its actions, in its thoughts, in the very way it moves through the world. Yet even the beast, in its frenzy, bears some dim awareness that it is unwell. These trolls however, wander in a deeper blindness. They do not see the sickness that grips them. They do not know the rot that guides their words and deeds. And so we shall extend our hand once more. For it is not malice alone that binds them, but ignorance and it is that ignorance which refuses their healing.
Hot puppet babes in your area but when are they in mine.
if yall ever try training dolphins to skateboard just know that shit works real fuckin well if youre also skating theyre hella better at learning if they can see you doin it too
I think I have the perfect profile banner.
I have my reservations about endorsing a place that stratifies people according to the hue of their blood. But the prospect of fronting under anonymity remains a rare improvement not afforded to me before. Though the world has not undergone any major transformation since I was alive, subtle shifts have nonetheless taken place. I cannot blame the children in the way in which their hands have been tied to carry the burden of a planet alone. I take this solely with the one who calls herself Queen of them.
some of yall have the worst color combinations i have ever seen in my life
somEtimEs i rEmEmbEr digital footprint and i sEnsE an impEnding sEnsE of doom
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...












































