Siluri Mendax
@culpablyAtypical
> re21dent nuclear 2c1ent1st < --- > local true aquar1u2 kn1ght of hope < --- > 1 know 1m chopped, but at lea2t that'2 the only th1ng wrong w1th me < --- > TF2 player (DESCRIPTION SOON)
Your name is SILURI MENDAX. The jack of notable trades, master of none who's life was affected by the start by your stupid fucking lusus deciding "HMM YES, WHERE SHOULD I RAISE MY VIOLETBLOOD GRUB. AH YES, AN OIL RIG IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE" As a result, you've become wildly self sufficient, with about 90-95% of your communication being online. This, as some people would say, is NOT GOOD FOR DEVELOPMENT. Stupid fucking catfish lusus. Ranting about one's upbringing aside, onto your interests. You are QUITE the internet extraordinare as a result of your... confusing upbringing, having learned how to code young, and having multiple hustles entirely automated so you could have a notably steady source of income for your various other interests. Such as GAMING. Your Steam (what society doesnt have Steam) backlog is QUITE MASSIVE, it would take at least two to three SWEEPS for you to finish your backlog. Another thing you have quite the interest in is NUCLEAR PHYSICS, having quite the supply of radioactive stuff, enough that you PERSONALLY ENGINEERED A FUSION REACTOR to power your entire hive. This also leads to you being an adept CHEMIST. Science is fun. With your skills in Nuclear Physics and Chemistry, is it even a question that you're also an ENGINEER? This combination of skills is basically just ASKING for you to make epic-looking plasma weaponry. There is a MASSIVE FIELD OF OIL under your hive. You somehow didn't realize until you were 6 sweeps old that YOUR HIVE IS DIRECTLY ABOVE AN OIL FIELD. Somehow, one of the few trolls who live near your is the CURRENT HEIR (at least in the timeline you're in) OF ALTERNIA, who, regrettably, is comically paranoid. Even with your shitty hand for a Violetblood dealt, you have the feeling you ended off decently well. You are the TRUE AQUARIUS SIGN and unknowingly a Knight of Hope. Your Ancestor... you don't know much about him. He was removed from the history books for... reasons. You're unsure if you even have an ancestor. What will you do? --- OTHER ACCOUNTS @advantageousCatharsis @hellaJeff @neonAllnight --- This account does (every now and then) post NSFW content, feel free to block the tag if you do not wish to see it.
> to u2er mar1Hydractra 1n that TVT game 1 wa2 ju2t 1n count your fuck1ng day2 <
> you know you're cooked when you have keyb1nd2 for certa1n game2 mu2cle memor1ed 1nto your p2yche l1ke when 1 have low health 1n a game 1 have to phy21cally 2top my2elf from pre221ng E <
𓁹‿𓁹 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8dc5f7a4332.png
James has earned it. Truly a legacy to take a load off to.
> 2t1ll cant bel1eve the f1r2t t1me 1 found a tox1c TVT (troll2 v2 technology) h1ghtour wa2nt even 1n a TVT round 1t wa2 1n a 2fort match <
Your name is SILURI MENDAX. The jack of notable trades, master of none who's life was affected by the start by your stupid fucking lusus deciding "HMM YES, WHERE SHOULD I RAISE MY VIOLETBLOOD GRUB. AH YES, AN OIL RIG IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE" As a result, you've become wildly self sufficient, with about 90-95% of your communication being online. This, as some people would say, is NOT GOOD FOR DEVELOPMENT. Stupid fucking catfish lusus. Ranting about one's upbringing aside, onto your interests. You are QUITE the internet extraordinare as a result of your... confusing upbringing, having learned how to code young, and having multiple hustles entirely automated so you could have a notably steady source of income for your various other interests. Such as GAMING. Your Steam (what society doesnt have Steam) backlog is QUITE MASSIVE, it would take at least two to three SWEEPS for you to finish your backlog. Another thing you have quite the interest in is NUCLEAR PHYSICS, having quite the supply of radioactive stuff, enough that you PERSONALLY ENGINEERED A FUSION REACTOR to power your entire hive. This also leads to you being an adept CHEMIST. Science is fun. With your skills in Nuclear Physics and Chemistry, is it even a question that you're also an ENGINEER? This combination of skills is basically just ASKING for you to make epic-looking plasma weaponry. There is a MASSIVE FIELD OF OIL under your hive. You somehow didn't realize until you were 6 sweeps old that YOUR HIVE IS DIRECTLY ABOVE AN OIL FIELD. Somehow, one of the few trolls who live near your is the CURRENT HEIR (at least in the timeline you're in) OF ALTERNIA, who, regrettably, is comically paranoid. Even with your shitty hand for a Violetblood dealt, you have the feeling you ended off decently well. You are the TRUE AQUARIUS SIGN and unknowingly a Knight of Hope. Your Ancestor... you don't know much about him. He was removed from the history books for... reasons. You're unsure if you even have an ancestor. What will you do? --- OTHER ACCOUNTS @advantageousCatharsis @hellaJeff @neonAllnight --- This account does (every now and then) post NSFW content, feel free to block the tag if you do not wish to see it.
> dont play your 2team backlog you may end up becom1ng add1cted to balatro <
> nah dude 1m fuck1ng ball1ng 1m l1terally buy1ng out the 2hop every round TH12 12 JU2T THE TUTOR1AL BY THE WAY 1 CANT PO221BLY 1MAG1NE HOW MUCH CRAZ1ER 1T GET2 FROM HERE <
sighh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488741178244595772/6c0168aa955e3aab34e349936a8e1423.png?ex=69cde1c4&is=69cc9044&hm=2dcc68092a39ec23aab95a5338ed16ed77958969b71db6f39094b530c16d1752&
horse. :)
i dont cause im not white. im just here for horse.
mm... horse though.
horse. 🥰
> oh my fuck1ng god 1 ju2t f1gured 1t out the #may1Come ha2htag add2 u2 to a macro co2mo2 ma1l1ng l12t 1t2 a fuck1ng market1ng ploy you can 2top po2t1ng 1t now <
oH, mY GOD,,, #mACROmAY????
\ 0hhh 1 was w0nder1ng why a hashtag all th1ngs! fucked up 1f true /
> oh 2h1t 1 ju2t heard 1t from my veh1cle #may1Come FREE MY GOAT2 <
> nah dude 1m fuck1ng OUTTA here, a1nt no drone2 2topp1ng me, 1 got my 2ecret ex1t good luck to everyone el2e 2t1ll at #er1danweek <
I saw you.
> 1 mean 2ure 1m ju2t walk1ng to the bathroom oh hey look mad mew mew'2 throw1ng kn1ve2 <
> gue22 who'2 #2tuckat #er1danweek? <
> why are there drone2 everywhere #er1danweek <
THINK SOMEONE'S BROKEN IN OR WHATEVER-
> 1 have #mendaxco1n reg12tered a2 a crypto name 5 hate2 and 1'll relea2e 1t <
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
I too believe in these rules you have provided
watchin u crush dat trolls head wuz so hot~ :)
isn’t there rum and pineapple somewhere in the mix too or
fair enough
> ok 1 have eaten a meal what d1d 1 m122 #er1danweek <
> they have no good l1ke d1nner food at #er1danweek 1 w1ll be back later <
> HOLY 2H1T CONDE2CE JU2T K1LLED THE P1NA COLADA GUY #er1danweek <
> holy 2h1t her 1mper1ou2 conde2cenc1on ju2t arr1ved #er1danweek <
> f1r2t ch1t ever wr1tten wh1le #bounc1ngon1t #er1danweek <