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Your name is SILURI MENDAX. The jack of notable trades, master of none who's life was affected by the start by your stupid fucking lusus deciding "HMM YES, WHERE SHOULD I RAISE MY VIOLETBLOOD GRUB. AH YES, AN OIL RIG IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE" As a result, you've become wildly self sufficient, with about 90-95% of your communication being online. This, as some people would say, is NOT GOOD FOR DEVELOPMENT. Stupid fucking catfish lusus. Ranting about one's upbringing aside, onto your interests. You are QUITE the internet extraordinare as a result of your... confusing upbringing, having learned how to code young, and having multiple hustles entirely automated so you could have a notably steady source of income for your various other interests. Such as GAMING. Your Steam (what society doesnt have Steam) backlog is QUITE MASSIVE, it would take at least two to three SWEEPS for you to finish your backlog. Another thing you have quite the interest in is NUCLEAR PHYSICS, having quite the supply of radioactive stuff, enough that you PERSONALLY ENGINEERED A FUSION REACTOR to power your entire hive. This also leads to you being an adept CHEMIST. Science is fun. With your skills in Nuclear Physics and Chemistry, is it even a question that you're also an ENGINEER? This combination of skills is basically just ASKING for you to make epic-looking plasma weaponry. There is a MASSIVE FIELD OF OIL under your hive. You somehow didn't realize until you were 6 sweeps old that YOUR HIVE IS DIRECTLY ABOVE AN OIL FIELD. Somehow, one of the few trolls who live near your is the CURRENT HEIR (at least in the timeline you're in) OF ALTERNIA, who, regrettably, is comically paranoid. Even with your shitty hand for a Violetblood dealt, you have the feeling you ended off decently well. You are the TRUE AQUARIUS SIGN and unknowingly a Knight of Hope. Your Ancestor was known as THE ADMINISTRATIVE and he was known for rising the ranks of the Alternian military due to his ruthlessness, eventually acquiring a notable leadership position there and forming a genuine connection with HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION HERSELF. What will you do? --- OTHER ACCOUNTS @hellaJeff @neonAllnight @cognitiveAltercation @cantrippedGeomancy --- This account does (every now and then) post NSFW content, feel free to block the tag if you do not wish to see it.