Siluri Mendax
@culpablyAtypical
> re21dent nuclear 2c1ent1st < -- > pla2ma ma2ter < -- > 1 know 1m chopped, but at lea2t that'2 the only th1ng wrong w1th me < -- > TF2 player < -- > all quad2 open < -- > written by@fishGaming <
Your name is SILURI MENDAX. The jack of notable trades, master of none who's life was affected by the start by your stupid fucking lusus deciding "HMM YES, WHERE SHOULD I RAISE MY VIOLETBLOOD GRUB. AH YES, AN OIL RIG IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE" As a result, you've become wildly self sufficient, with about 90-95% of your communication being online. This, as some people would say, is NOT GOOD FOR DEVELOPMENT. Stupid fucking catfish lusus. Ranting about one's upbringing aside, onto your interests. You are QUITE the internet extraordinare as a result of your... confusing upbringing, having learned how to code young, and having multiple hustles entirely automated so you could have a notably steady source of income for your various other interests. Such as GAMING. Your Steam (what society doesnt have Steam) backlog is QUITE MASSIVE, it would take at least two to three SWEEPS for you to finish your backlog. Another thing you have quite the interest in is NUCLEAR PHYSICS, having quite the supply of radioactive stuff, enough that you PERSONALLY ENGINEERED A FUSION REACTOR to power your entire hive. This also leads to you being an adept CHEMIST. Science is fun. With your skills in Nuclear Physics and Chemistry, is it even a question that you're also an ENGINEER? This combination of skills is basically just ASKING for you to make epic-looking plasma weaponry. There is a MASSIVE FIELD OF OIL under your hive. You somehow didn't realize until you were 6 sweeps old that YOUR HIVE IS DIRECTLY ABOVE AN OIL FIELD. Somehow, one of the few trolls who live near your is the CURRENT HEIR (at least in the timeline you're in) OF ALTERNIA, who, regrettably, is comically paranoid. Even with your shitty hand for a Violetblood dealt, you have the feeling you ended off decently well. You are the TRUE AQUARIUS SIGN and unknowingly a Knight of Hope. Your Ancestor... you don't know much about him. He was removed from the history books for... reasons. You're unsure if you even have an ancestor. What will you do? --- OTHER ACCOUNTS @advantageousCatharsis @hellaJeff @neonAllnight @argenticGrandeur --- This account does (every now and then) post NSFW content, feel free to block the tag if you do not wish to see it.
> well that2 1/2 down for #pa1l1ng2ea2on #n2fw <
glad it worked out / please be nice to my friend
> we're ch1ll dw abt 1t <
> *hand2 you a nuclear fuel rod a2 you 2croll pa2t* <
[โ๏ธ I doub|e it and pass it to the next guy. โ๏ธ]
ShIT TrIpl3 IT anD paSS IT T(o) Th3 n3xT guy.
> feel bad for the guy who'2 gonna end up w1th l1ke 52 factor1al pluton1um fuel rod2 <
n(o)ThIng c(o)ulD p(o)SSIbly g(o) Wr(o)ng!
> troll named f1nger: <
> real <
// i am in the mood for pitchslop to occur
> 1 genu1nely forgot troll dwayne the rock john2on wa2 a wre2tler <
human dwayne the rock johnson was a wrestler too, and then he became a giant scorpion.
i'm sure a lot of people have wondered the same thing. hehehehe. #suggestive jokes aside, i don't know. he got pretty big. and badly animated. and ugly. https://media1.tenor.com/m/i4xmWkfTHrYAAAAC/themummy-the.gif
๊ฐเฆ Hahaha, that's not what I meant dude! And anyway, jeez, he looks WAY less appetizing than I thought. Ew! เป๊ฑ
// pitchslop
> who want me <
nobody๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
haha iโm b/)red letโs delete ur acc/)unt
> 1 need to acqu1re a p1cture of me w1th ob2cenely h1gh not1f1cat1on number2 <
> 12 1t bad 1m un1ron1cally con21der1ng try1ng to jo1n up w1th the felt <
> 1 am neutral op1n1on on you *2neak2 the freedom mot1f 1nto your theme 2ong* <
NOOO!!1 m41 sICK r1pz!! DX
> 1mag1ne be1ng 2hor [KABOOM] #explode2uddenlyedne2day <
> 5'10 btw <
> 2ure hope today 12nt a long day ๐ The Long Day Factory <
> @da1lyQue2t2 1mport 21lur1Cu2tomQue2tPackage g1veNewQue2t(@culpablyAtyp1cal) funct1on g1veNewQue2t() { randomQue2tNumber = 0; que2tT1tle = "Hack 1n your own Da1ly Que2t"; rewardXp = 100; rewardGold = 100; hacked1nQue2t(); ## th12 funct1on 1mport2 the que2t data from module 21lur12Cu2tomQue2tPackage } <
(( What the hell sure /silly /pos. Give me a second to get caught up and ill whip somethin up for this
>CONSOLE | SiluriCustomQuestPackage >IMPORT 37%... >It seems you are trying to add your own quests! Do you need help with that? ADMIN2: >obliterate clippy.c46h ADMIN2: >CONSOLE: yeah this is funny ADMIN2: >CONSOLE: ill allow it New quest: ๐๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ in your own ๐ฟ๐๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ. (1/1) ๐ฅ๐๐ช๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ: 100 gold, 100 exp, "Hackerman" (Achievement), "you get a pass that shit was funny" (Achievement)
> fuck yeah <
who wants 2 play among us with me n @twinAmnesias room code OXRAAF its 15 players #game #amongus
> 2ome of you need to be put 1n the pear w1ggler <
> http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/pearW1ggler.png <
โ->>When you are the best at what you do, it can get kinda lonely at the top; THAT is exactly why we as trolls need a Kismesis. #pitchtalk #neverstophustling #nevergivingup->>โ
แ U RELATIONSHIP GONNA GET PITTY AWKWARแ IF U BOF TOPS........... (#NSFW?????) แ
> once aga1n offer1ng my 2erv1ce2 to anyone who need2 a quadrant f1lled for th12 2weep'2 #pa1l1ng2ea2on #n2fw <
> ah fuck yeah th1rd badge acqu1red certa1nly not the one 1 wa2 expect1ng but 1ll take 1t <
> why d1d he do that <
> anyone need a quad f1lled temporar1ly for #pa1l1ng2ea2on hmu #n2fw (12h) <
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> 1 gotchu <
O+h I sho+uld have mentio+ned I have a device to+ help me cro+ss distances very quickly itโs no+t an issue